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Xu Mo suddenly realized that it was because of this incident that he had been messing around for a long time.
However, this Li Gongfu's temperament is quite fiery enough, but she just met on a blind date, and before she even put her horoscope on her face, she actually took a knife and slashed at the door herself.
"Miss Li, I have something to say. Yesterday's blind date doesn't mean anything. If you have any objections to me, just find a reason for it. It's unlucky to use weapons early in the morning..."
"You put it lightly! My mother told all the neighbors about this matter last night, and she also said that she was waiting for you to give a betrothal gift to welcome me through the door. Now that you have talked about this marriage, how should I behave?"
The more Li Gongfu spoke, the angrier she became, and suddenly she felt ruthless inexplicably. As soon as she turned her saber, she began to greet Xu Mo's Xia San with all her moves, as if she would not give up until she killed him. [
"Miss Li, what does this have to do with me? You are venting your anger on others!" Xu Mo couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry.
"Nonsense! If it wasn't for you, why would my mother talk nonsense?"
Li Gongfu has obviously started to make trouble. Although Xu Mo doesn't care about it like an np-like little girl, seeing that the surrounding neighbors are attracted by the sound of fighting and gather more and more at the door, he doesn't intend to do it like this again. The trouble went down by the other party.
Xu Mo brushed past Li Gongfu, inserted the half wicker stick in his mouth into the topknot of Li Gongfu's head, and stepped onto the wall in two consecutive steps.
But before he could stand still, the scene in front of him almost made Xu Mo slip off the wall and fall off the wall.
On the other side of the earth wall facing the indoor, Gu Pan was only wearing underwear and holding a cloth towel to wipe his body. On his bare chest, two plump and plump breasts were dazzling white.
Looking at each other, Gu Pan was completely stunned, and even forgot to protect his chest with the cloth scarf in his hand. It took a few seconds to realize what had happened. His back was exposed in Xu Mo's sight.
Apologizing at this time will only make the scene more embarrassing, Xu Mo quickly turned over from the wall and jumped back into his courtyard.
At this moment, Li Gongfu didn't notice Xu Mo's strange demeanor. She was holding the willow stick in her hand, and she was completely immersed in the frustration of being defeated.
"how is this possible……"
Li Gongfu knew that she had lost, and she lost badly. If Xu Mo held a short knife instead of a soft willow stick, or even a sharp bamboo stick, she would have already returned to the ghost by now.
Her ideal since she was a child was to be a yamen catcher like her father, catching criminals and thieves, and eliminating violence and safety. The chief catcher of the county yamen once said that she can't do ten tricks under her hands, but she didn't expect to lose to an ordinary person who obviously didn't know any tricks today.
Xu Mo saw that Li Gongfu seemed to have a tendency to lose his mind, so he hurriedly comforted him in a harmonious voice: "Miss Li, in fact, you don't have to be so depressed, you know, martial arts in the world can't be broken, only fast. In terms of real kung fu, I'm far inferior to you. It's just that he is very talented, and his movements and reactions are faster than ordinary people."
"The only thing that can't be broken..."
Li Gongfu repeated these words in a low voice, her dim eyes gradually brightened, and when she looked at Xu Mo again, her expression seemed a little more determined.
"Your name is Xu Mo, do you have words?"
"Words?" Xu Mo was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that there was indeed a habit of matching words in ancient times, and said truthfully, "Miss Li, I'm only 14 years old, and I won't have words until the twentieth crown ceremony..."
"You're not one of those sour scholars, so it doesn't matter if you name one in advance, otherwise it would be too inconvenient to address you."
The ancients' addresses were often divided into names, characters, and titles. The elders called the juniors by their names directly, and the peers called their names, and the juniors often used their titles to address their elders. Xu Mo is considered an adult now, and it is indeed a bit polite for others to call him by his first name. . [
Xu Mo laughed and said: "Most of the words are gifts from elders or friends, so how can I start them myself..."
"Then I'll give you one." Li Gongfu tapped her plump and sexy red lips with her jade fingers, which were slightly thicker than ordinary women, but still slender, and said with bright eyes, "Let's call it Hanwen! Dad said that if I was a boy, I would take this character for me, and now I give it to you!"
/>
Xu... Chinese?
Xu Mo was messed up again by Lei Defeng... What's the situation?Isn't he the role of Xu Jiaorong, the eldest sister of the Xu family?How did he suddenly get the nickname of the protagonist Xu Hanwen?What about Xu Xian'er?
But then again, in ancient times, women had no words...
"Xu Hanwen."
"Ok?"
Xu Mo hesitated before agreeing. He was still not used to it sounding like someone else's name.
Li Gongfu bit her lip, and suddenly tore a chain from her neck and stuffed it into Xu Mo's hand.
"This girl keeps her word...I'm married to you!"
After saying that, Li Gongfu's pretty face suddenly turned red like burning coals, and she ran out of Xu's house in a panic, covering her face.
Xu Mo was about to call her to stop, but his eyes were suddenly caught by what seemed to be a silver chain in his hand.
The silver chain is just a very ordinary silver chain, probably because it has been worn close to the body for a long time, the surface is relatively bright, and there is no trace of oxidation and pollution.
But there is a silver circle hanging in the center of the silver chain, which is not any common pendant shape on the market, but just a very simple ring.
Xu Mo only felt that this silver ring was very familiar, and suddenly seemed to think of something, took it off the chain and put it on the little finger of his left hand.
As expected... Xu Mo's breathing stopped suddenly, and the pupils of his eyes suddenly dilated a few times.
This is the platinum ring that Lin Yijing used to announce their engagement to Mu Xiaofeng at the class reunion!
Because Xu Mo clearly remembered that when Lin Yijing was trying on the ring, he had put the ring on his left little finger jokingly, and it was just the right size and thickness.
The ring can be imitated, but the size can never be so exact.
But... why did this ring appear on Li Gongfu's body?Could it be that... she is the incarnation of Lin Yijing in this spiritual world?
After all, the ring was just a foreign object, and Xu Mo still couldn't judge it until he saw the exact traces on his body.
But when it comes to body traces, Xu Mo suddenly remembered the charming scene he saw when he jumped onto the wall just now. [
Although his gaze was subconsciously attracted by the two pink cherries on Gu Pan's chest, he still clearly noticed a black mole the size of a mung bean on Gu Pan's right breast.
When Lin Yijing was kidnapped by Zheng Yiqi, Xu Mo had seen Lin Yijing naked, and when the two got along, Xu Mo had seen Lin Yijing naked more than once, so he was very familiar with the characteristics of her body. The most obvious one is the mole on Lin Yijing's chest.
Xu Mo still remembers joking with Lin Yijing that it was called "big ambition".
And the one on Gu Pan's chest is no different from Lin Yijing's in terms of size and position.
This must be too coincidental, right?
But it made it difficult for Xu Mo to understand, Li Gongfu has a ring, and Gu Pan has a mole, both of them have subconscious traces of Lin Yijing, but which one is the real Lin Yijing?
"Brother, what are you doing?"
Xu Xian'er has always slept very badly, even if it was thundering, she might not be able to hear it, so she didn't know that Li Gongfu had been here just now, and she had an inexplicable fight with Xu Mo.
"Oh... just some things I can't figure out." Xu Mo hurriedly put the silver chain and ring into his sleeves.
"Is there anything Elder Brother can't figure out? Tell Xianer to listen." Xu Xian'er rubbed her sleepy eyes, and said unexpectedly, in her eyes, Elder Brother will always be impossible.
Xu Mo rubbed Xu Xian'er's little head with a smile, and said, "If there are two boxes in front of you, and only one of them contains what you want, while the other has nothing, how can you choose the one that contains it?" Where's the box for what you want?"
"So that's the problem?" Xu Xian'er looked disappointed, stretched out her fingers to scratch Xu Mo's face, and said with a smile: "Brother, I'm ashamed, I can't figure out such a simple question...Bring both boxes here Open it and look, you can get what you want!"
Xu Mo was shocked on the spot.
Xian'er is right, why bother to gamble on this chance, as long as all possible boxes are opened, there will definitely be something you want in it!
The solution to the problem is so simple, I was obviously misled by inertial thinking.
"Brother?" Seeing that Xu Mo stood silent for a long time on the spot, Xu Xian'er panicked and tugged at the corner of Xu Mo's clothes, "Did Xian'er say something wrong?"
"No, Xian'er is right, Xian'er has really helped my brother a lot."
Xu Mo approvingly rubbed Xu Xian'er's untied long hair. Xu Xian'er liked Xu Mo's action the most, and immediately narrowed his eyes into a line like a kitten being itched.
"Xian'er."
"Ok?"
"Isn't it very chatty for you to be alone at home all the time?"
"Well, kind of."
"Then...can I find you a sister-in-law, brother?"
What should be said is always said. Although Xu Mo really does not want to hurt the only family member in this spiritual world, he still remembers that he does not belong to this world. One day he will still bring Lin Yijing, Tang Guo and others with him. left.
No matter how much he loves his sister Xu Xian'er, it is impossible for him to give up his real purpose of entering this world for an illusory memory.
"Brother... are you... serious?" Xu Xian'er's eyes widened instantly, her voice trembling.
Xu Mo took a deep breath and nodded cruelly.
"Brother! You don't want Xian'er anymore? Don't you want to marry Xian'er as your wife?" Xu Xian'er twitched her nose, her eyes filled with tears, and suddenly threw herself into Xu Mo's arms, hugging Xu Mo's neck and crying: "I I don’t want my elder brother to marry a lady! My elder brother wants to marry Xian’er! Xian’er will soon be a big girl, and Xian’er can give birth to my eldest brother...”
"Okay, Xian'er, biological brothers and sisters cannot get married, don't be childish..." Xu Mo picked up Xu Xian'er, patted her on the back and comforted her.
"Why? Why can't biological brothers and sisters get married?"
Looking at Xu Xian'er with tears in his eyes, Xu Mo sighed softly. It's not easy for him to tell Xu Xian'er who doesn't even have general knowledge of biology about the genetic defects caused by inbreeding. After thinking for a while, he said:
"Because the law doesn't allow it, human relations don't allow it, and the law of heaven doesn't allow it."
"Law? Human relations? The way of heaven?" Xu Xian'er struggled to jump down from Xu Mo's arms, wiped away her tears, and suddenly swore with her finger: "The law is not tolerated, Yi Dingjiangshan, let the law be changed for me! Human relations are not tolerated, kill me Do the world, make people change for me! The way of heaven cannot tolerate, break the sky, make the way of heaven turn for me! In short, I, Xu Xian'er, must be the eldest brother's wife in this life!"
Xiao Xiaoren has a fever tonight.
It is customary to seek red.
However, this Li Gongfu's temperament is quite fiery enough, but she just met on a blind date, and before she even put her horoscope on her face, she actually took a knife and slashed at the door herself.
"Miss Li, I have something to say. Yesterday's blind date doesn't mean anything. If you have any objections to me, just find a reason for it. It's unlucky to use weapons early in the morning..."
"You put it lightly! My mother told all the neighbors about this matter last night, and she also said that she was waiting for you to give a betrothal gift to welcome me through the door. Now that you have talked about this marriage, how should I behave?"
The more Li Gongfu spoke, the angrier she became, and suddenly she felt ruthless inexplicably. As soon as she turned her saber, she began to greet Xu Mo's Xia San with all her moves, as if she would not give up until she killed him. [
"Miss Li, what does this have to do with me? You are venting your anger on others!" Xu Mo couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry.
"Nonsense! If it wasn't for you, why would my mother talk nonsense?"
Li Gongfu has obviously started to make trouble. Although Xu Mo doesn't care about it like an np-like little girl, seeing that the surrounding neighbors are attracted by the sound of fighting and gather more and more at the door, he doesn't intend to do it like this again. The trouble went down by the other party.
Xu Mo brushed past Li Gongfu, inserted the half wicker stick in his mouth into the topknot of Li Gongfu's head, and stepped onto the wall in two consecutive steps.
But before he could stand still, the scene in front of him almost made Xu Mo slip off the wall and fall off the wall.
On the other side of the earth wall facing the indoor, Gu Pan was only wearing underwear and holding a cloth towel to wipe his body. On his bare chest, two plump and plump breasts were dazzling white.
Looking at each other, Gu Pan was completely stunned, and even forgot to protect his chest with the cloth scarf in his hand. It took a few seconds to realize what had happened. His back was exposed in Xu Mo's sight.
Apologizing at this time will only make the scene more embarrassing, Xu Mo quickly turned over from the wall and jumped back into his courtyard.
At this moment, Li Gongfu didn't notice Xu Mo's strange demeanor. She was holding the willow stick in her hand, and she was completely immersed in the frustration of being defeated.
"how is this possible……"
Li Gongfu knew that she had lost, and she lost badly. If Xu Mo held a short knife instead of a soft willow stick, or even a sharp bamboo stick, she would have already returned to the ghost by now.
Her ideal since she was a child was to be a yamen catcher like her father, catching criminals and thieves, and eliminating violence and safety. The chief catcher of the county yamen once said that she can't do ten tricks under her hands, but she didn't expect to lose to an ordinary person who obviously didn't know any tricks today.
Xu Mo saw that Li Gongfu seemed to have a tendency to lose his mind, so he hurriedly comforted him in a harmonious voice: "Miss Li, in fact, you don't have to be so depressed, you know, martial arts in the world can't be broken, only fast. In terms of real kung fu, I'm far inferior to you. It's just that he is very talented, and his movements and reactions are faster than ordinary people."
"The only thing that can't be broken..."
Li Gongfu repeated these words in a low voice, her dim eyes gradually brightened, and when she looked at Xu Mo again, her expression seemed a little more determined.
"Your name is Xu Mo, do you have words?"
"Words?" Xu Mo was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that there was indeed a habit of matching words in ancient times, and said truthfully, "Miss Li, I'm only 14 years old, and I won't have words until the twentieth crown ceremony..."
"You're not one of those sour scholars, so it doesn't matter if you name one in advance, otherwise it would be too inconvenient to address you."
The ancients' addresses were often divided into names, characters, and titles. The elders called the juniors by their names directly, and the peers called their names, and the juniors often used their titles to address their elders. Xu Mo is considered an adult now, and it is indeed a bit polite for others to call him by his first name. . [
Xu Mo laughed and said: "Most of the words are gifts from elders or friends, so how can I start them myself..."
"Then I'll give you one." Li Gongfu tapped her plump and sexy red lips with her jade fingers, which were slightly thicker than ordinary women, but still slender, and said with bright eyes, "Let's call it Hanwen! Dad said that if I was a boy, I would take this character for me, and now I give it to you!"
/>
Xu... Chinese?
Xu Mo was messed up again by Lei Defeng... What's the situation?Isn't he the role of Xu Jiaorong, the eldest sister of the Xu family?How did he suddenly get the nickname of the protagonist Xu Hanwen?What about Xu Xian'er?
But then again, in ancient times, women had no words...
"Xu Hanwen."
"Ok?"
Xu Mo hesitated before agreeing. He was still not used to it sounding like someone else's name.
Li Gongfu bit her lip, and suddenly tore a chain from her neck and stuffed it into Xu Mo's hand.
"This girl keeps her word...I'm married to you!"
After saying that, Li Gongfu's pretty face suddenly turned red like burning coals, and she ran out of Xu's house in a panic, covering her face.
Xu Mo was about to call her to stop, but his eyes were suddenly caught by what seemed to be a silver chain in his hand.
The silver chain is just a very ordinary silver chain, probably because it has been worn close to the body for a long time, the surface is relatively bright, and there is no trace of oxidation and pollution.
But there is a silver circle hanging in the center of the silver chain, which is not any common pendant shape on the market, but just a very simple ring.
Xu Mo only felt that this silver ring was very familiar, and suddenly seemed to think of something, took it off the chain and put it on the little finger of his left hand.
As expected... Xu Mo's breathing stopped suddenly, and the pupils of his eyes suddenly dilated a few times.
This is the platinum ring that Lin Yijing used to announce their engagement to Mu Xiaofeng at the class reunion!
Because Xu Mo clearly remembered that when Lin Yijing was trying on the ring, he had put the ring on his left little finger jokingly, and it was just the right size and thickness.
The ring can be imitated, but the size can never be so exact.
But... why did this ring appear on Li Gongfu's body?Could it be that... she is the incarnation of Lin Yijing in this spiritual world?
After all, the ring was just a foreign object, and Xu Mo still couldn't judge it until he saw the exact traces on his body.
But when it comes to body traces, Xu Mo suddenly remembered the charming scene he saw when he jumped onto the wall just now. [
Although his gaze was subconsciously attracted by the two pink cherries on Gu Pan's chest, he still clearly noticed a black mole the size of a mung bean on Gu Pan's right breast.
When Lin Yijing was kidnapped by Zheng Yiqi, Xu Mo had seen Lin Yijing naked, and when the two got along, Xu Mo had seen Lin Yijing naked more than once, so he was very familiar with the characteristics of her body. The most obvious one is the mole on Lin Yijing's chest.
Xu Mo still remembers joking with Lin Yijing that it was called "big ambition".
And the one on Gu Pan's chest is no different from Lin Yijing's in terms of size and position.
This must be too coincidental, right?
But it made it difficult for Xu Mo to understand, Li Gongfu has a ring, and Gu Pan has a mole, both of them have subconscious traces of Lin Yijing, but which one is the real Lin Yijing?
"Brother, what are you doing?"
Xu Xian'er has always slept very badly, even if it was thundering, she might not be able to hear it, so she didn't know that Li Gongfu had been here just now, and she had an inexplicable fight with Xu Mo.
"Oh... just some things I can't figure out." Xu Mo hurriedly put the silver chain and ring into his sleeves.
"Is there anything Elder Brother can't figure out? Tell Xianer to listen." Xu Xian'er rubbed her sleepy eyes, and said unexpectedly, in her eyes, Elder Brother will always be impossible.
Xu Mo rubbed Xu Xian'er's little head with a smile, and said, "If there are two boxes in front of you, and only one of them contains what you want, while the other has nothing, how can you choose the one that contains it?" Where's the box for what you want?"
"So that's the problem?" Xu Xian'er looked disappointed, stretched out her fingers to scratch Xu Mo's face, and said with a smile: "Brother, I'm ashamed, I can't figure out such a simple question...Bring both boxes here Open it and look, you can get what you want!"
Xu Mo was shocked on the spot.
Xian'er is right, why bother to gamble on this chance, as long as all possible boxes are opened, there will definitely be something you want in it!
The solution to the problem is so simple, I was obviously misled by inertial thinking.
"Brother?" Seeing that Xu Mo stood silent for a long time on the spot, Xu Xian'er panicked and tugged at the corner of Xu Mo's clothes, "Did Xian'er say something wrong?"
"No, Xian'er is right, Xian'er has really helped my brother a lot."
Xu Mo approvingly rubbed Xu Xian'er's untied long hair. Xu Xian'er liked Xu Mo's action the most, and immediately narrowed his eyes into a line like a kitten being itched.
"Xian'er."
"Ok?"
"Isn't it very chatty for you to be alone at home all the time?"
"Well, kind of."
"Then...can I find you a sister-in-law, brother?"
What should be said is always said. Although Xu Mo really does not want to hurt the only family member in this spiritual world, he still remembers that he does not belong to this world. One day he will still bring Lin Yijing, Tang Guo and others with him. left.
No matter how much he loves his sister Xu Xian'er, it is impossible for him to give up his real purpose of entering this world for an illusory memory.
"Brother... are you... serious?" Xu Xian'er's eyes widened instantly, her voice trembling.
Xu Mo took a deep breath and nodded cruelly.
"Brother! You don't want Xian'er anymore? Don't you want to marry Xian'er as your wife?" Xu Xian'er twitched her nose, her eyes filled with tears, and suddenly threw herself into Xu Mo's arms, hugging Xu Mo's neck and crying: "I I don’t want my elder brother to marry a lady! My elder brother wants to marry Xian’er! Xian’er will soon be a big girl, and Xian’er can give birth to my eldest brother...”
"Okay, Xian'er, biological brothers and sisters cannot get married, don't be childish..." Xu Mo picked up Xu Xian'er, patted her on the back and comforted her.
"Why? Why can't biological brothers and sisters get married?"
Looking at Xu Xian'er with tears in his eyes, Xu Mo sighed softly. It's not easy for him to tell Xu Xian'er who doesn't even have general knowledge of biology about the genetic defects caused by inbreeding. After thinking for a while, he said:
"Because the law doesn't allow it, human relations don't allow it, and the law of heaven doesn't allow it."
"Law? Human relations? The way of heaven?" Xu Xian'er struggled to jump down from Xu Mo's arms, wiped away her tears, and suddenly swore with her finger: "The law is not tolerated, Yi Dingjiangshan, let the law be changed for me! Human relations are not tolerated, kill me Do the world, make people change for me! The way of heaven cannot tolerate, break the sky, make the way of heaven turn for me! In short, I, Xu Xian'er, must be the eldest brother's wife in this life!"
Xiao Xiaoren has a fever tonight.
It is customary to seek red.
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