Radiation Secret

"Under the brilliant guidance of the great General Kim San Fatty, under the leadership of the great Workers' Party of Korea, the Juche idea with infinite power has allowed us to make another breakthrough in science and technology. We have successfully tested a neutron bomb recently.

This is part of the substantive measures taken to safeguard national security and sovereignty against the hostile actions of the United States that grossly violated North Korea's legitimate and peaceful right to launch satellites.Those who want to destroy the peace of North Korea, you will tremble when you hear this news!

The test is safe and perfect, which will be an important opportunity to strongly encourage and promote the North Korean army and people to devote themselves to the struggle of building a strong and prosperous country with the spirit and courage of conquering the universe, and to ensure peace and stability of the Korean peninsula and the region.

Long live the great General Jin San Fatty!

Long live the great Labor Party!

Even if all North Koreans starve to death, they must support the fat general! "

On the big-screen TV, a North Korean aunt is dressed in formal attire and broadcasts the news in a warm and passionate tone. Her voice is powerful and powerful, and her voice is powerful and contagious. Whenever she makes a statement, she can make the enemies feel terrified. It's like... a vixen with explosive combat power is swearing at the street!

Hearing such news, Cui Yongchang's face was flushed, he was so excited that his tears flowed down involuntarily, his body slowly slid down from the sofa, and finally even knelt on the ground, choked up with sobs.

His heart is full of remorse and self-blame. The country is still desperately developing the neutron bomb to deal with the increasing pressure from the Americans, but he spends his time in Japan and plays with soft girls every day.

A few of Cui Yongchang's confidantes were also watching, and they also fell to the ground in front of the TV. They almost wished they could throw themselves on the TV and kiss that 'aunt' a few times.

Cui Yongchang's high-spirited mood made him raise his head high, and he sang loudly naturally, "Tat-tat-tat-tat! Footsteps, the footsteps of our Captain Kim, carry forward the spirit of February, march forward, step at a high pace, Rivers and mountains across the country greeted Da Da Da.

His figure, which is exactly the same as that of the leader and the general, can't help but move people.Eyes seem to burst into sparks.

…. "

When singing to the point of deep love, Cui Yongchang couldn't help but dance with his hands and feet, and his joyful mood overflowed his face.

This cheerful scene lasted for more than ten minutes, and several North Korean comrades were happily hugging into a ball.Suddenly there was a violent knock on the door, and after a few knocks, the iron door was kicked a few times, and it fell down with a bang, bringing up choking dust.

Zhou Qingfeng came in from the outside with a gloomy expression on his face. He first glanced at the TV announcer aunt who was still putting on an impassioned attire, walked up to Cui Yongchang and shouted: "Are you a rat? Three days and two days to move!" .”

Cui Yongchang was full of courage, and shouted with his head held high: "Our country has developed a neutron bomb, which means that our country is already very powerful, and we have the right to act freely."

"Go to your power! You didn't turn in last week's profits in time. I'm short of money now, so hurry up and transfer the money to me." Zhou Qingfeng was full of impatience. He was especially annoyed by what was being broadcast on TV. Almost got killed by that.Now whoever mentions the neutron bomb will be full of fire.

Cui Yongchang raised his head and shouted proudly: "I think the distribution ratio between us needs to be revised, I think..."

With a 'slap' slap on Cui Yongchang's face, Zhou Qingfeng said disdainfully, "Say it again?"

Several Cui Yongchang's subordinates were furious and rushed up one after another, but they were beaten back just as they rushed up.After crackling a few times, Cui Yongchang's brain was at least a little clearer, and Zhou Qingfeng sneered and said: "Idiot! It's just a nuclear bomb, and you didn't make it yourself. You should hurry up and raise money for me. If there is another time , I will let the Japanese come to you."

Zhou Qingfeng came and went in a hurry, Cui Yongchang covered his swollen face, looked at the broken furniture and his men all over the floor, and felt that the news broadcast on TV was far away from him, and the one who had just left The devil is so close to me.

His happy mood immediately became depressed, but at this moment, his mobile phone rang. He saw the number and went into the secret room to connect. A lazy female voice came from the phone, "Mr. Cui, I want to sell you some information."

"You should call me father!"

"Okay, it's just a title. Let's talk about deals. North Korea just exploded a nuclear bomb. The CIA has confirmed that it was a neutron bomb. We want to know more specific details. This time the reward is quite a lot!"

Cui Yongchang really wanted to say: I also just learned about it from TV, where do I know the details?I was also very surprised, I was very happy just now-if I hadn't been interrupted by someone.

But if he really said so, its value would be greatly reduced. If a senior intelligence officer didn't even have the slightest clue about such a thing, then he would not be far from retirement.

Cui Yongchang said decisively: "Sorry, I have nothing to comment on!"

Crack! The phone hangs up.

Irina Ivanikova sat at her desk with a distressed face, thinking about who else she could contact one by one. The CIA has just summoned all the intelligence personnel they can contact to request further information on the North Korean nuclear explosion.

Three days ago, the reconnaissance satellites of several countries discovered a strong infrared light shining in the northern part of the Korean peninsula. The subsequent gamma ray measurement and the detection of the optical radiation characteristics of the nuclear explosion showed that this was an out-and-out nuclear explosion, and Or a neutron bomb explosion.

There was no warning of this explosion in advance. In the past, North Korea wanted to carry out a nuclear explosion, and everyone in the world wanted to know about it.

As soon as the incident happened, the cia was in a panic, and the president gave orders to die. This is related to the national security and strategy of the United States. We must find out what happened.

Irina Ivanikova was assigned tasks as a non-staff member, and she knew very well that if she didn't have any clues to go to the task, her future life would be more difficult.

Originally, she thought that her cheap father might be able to provide some information. It doesn't need much, just a little bit. Nuclear explosions involve the game of great powers, and knowing too much is not good.

After thinking about it for a while, Irina Ivanikova decided to find her father in person. She didn't believe that her father, as the director of the East Asia Department of the North Korean Ministry of National Security, would have no news at all.

It's just that after she took a little effort to find Cui Yongchang, the old man only gave a vague message after receiving the money, "We don't know about the nuclear explosion ourselves."

"You don't know what it means?" Irina Ivanikova looked suspicious. She asked her father to meet in a Japanese tavern. The two entered different boxes and talked through the wooden boards.

For such a big matter, Cui Yongchang would naturally ask the country through his personal relationship, but the results he got were very surprising. No one knew what happened to the nuclear explosion?

It's normal if one or two people don't know.But Cui Yongchang has money in his hands, and he has built a wide network of relationships in a power society like North Korea, involving all aspects of society, but no one can tell Cui Yongchang clearly.

This is very strange!

He couldn't help recalling a sentence that Zhou Qingfeng revealed intentionally or unintentionally - 'You didn't make it yourself'.

If this is true, Cui Yongchang can't help but feel flustered. If it wasn't for the North Koreans themselves, who would be so mad and throw nuclear bombs around!

American?

Celestial people?

Russian?

And after this happened, the most nervous person was not the Americans, but the North Koreans themselves, because..., even Fatty Kim San, when he learned that a nuclear bomb exploded in North Korea, his first reaction was that the old Americans wanted to teach themselves a lesson, so hurry up Drill into the underground air-raid shelter of your own home.

At the same time, notify all military forces in the country to prepare for the enemy's invasion.

Then wait, wait, wait...

After waiting for a few hours, the whole world began to broadcast major news-North Korea conducted a nuclear test, and it was suspected that the neutron bomb technology breakthrough was successful.

Uh... isn't American Daddy coming to teach me a lesson?your sister!This unscientific!

Fatty Jin San scolded the world's media for idiots after seeing the news—who would conduct a nuclear test near his home!The location of the nuclear explosion was less than a hundred kilometers away from Pyongyang!Young Master, I'm almost scared to pee, okay!

Scared to pee!

They have already asked the heaven for help, okay!

It's already very shameless to ask for military assistance, okay!

If you're ready to get your ass beaten, go to Beiping to form a homeless government, okay?

Didn't expect you to be kidding me? !your sister!Do you need to use a nuclear bomb to tease me?To tease me, do you need to engage in such advanced stuff?Does the whole world know what it takes to tease me?

The three fat men who reacted were furious, and immediately ordered a thorough investigation of what happened. First, check their own nuclear bomb development organization. Is there any accident?

As a result, nothing happened. The researchers reported honestly that our own nuclear bomb technology is supported by the Chinese government, let alone miniaturization and neutron bombs. The previous nuclear explosion can only be said to be a nuclear explosive device, not even a nuclear bomb. .

And at this moment, Tianchao also asked with lingering fear: Three Fatty, what happened to your family?If you have something to say, feel free to raise your opinion. This year’s aid will be doubled, okay?Don't throw firecrackers in your own home!

You can be patient!When did the neutron bomb come out?

After the three fat men were silent for a long time, they found that the whole world was frightened by North Korea's breakthrough in nuclear weapons, and even the usual domineering old man suddenly spoke more politely.

What exactly is going on?

Although I have persecution paranoia and yell every day that I am not afraid of anyone, I am actually very afraid of being suddenly beaten up and living a poor life without power or power.But let me know if you want to beat me, okay?A sneaky man is not a good man!

The three fat men finally decided to hold back their breath, and at the same time decided to hold a grand military parade and a group gymnastics with 10 people to warmly celebrate North Korea's breakthrough in nuclear bomb miniaturization and neutron bomb technology. Let's just fool around.

The background sound of the TV recording screen is mixed with passionate commentary.

"How fast our progress is, and we are rapidly developing towards the direction of a cosmic power."

"Our combat readiness is perfect, and the enemy's provocation will be severely punished!"

"How rightly our great general pointed out to us the program for the development of nuclear weapons."

"Looking at the general's tall and straight figure like a green pine, tears flowed from the corners of our eyes."

Dozens of tens of thousands of phalanxes to be reviewed passed Pyongyang Kim Dapang Square one by one, and the three fat men on the rostrum clapped in classic poses to show their status. Stop thinking: Which bastard threw the nuclear bomb at my house?