Douluo: Senior Sister is too popular, what should I do?

Chapter 3 44 years old, divorced with two children
A mere attempt to jump the line is certainly not enough to prevent Xiao Wu from entering Shrek Academy. In fact, not only is there no obstacle, it is a green light all the way. His long-lost daughter waved his hand and asked Dai Mubai to lead her, Tang San and the few remaining people who passed the test to the second stage.

Tang San seriously corrected the improper use of words by his younger sister who had never passed the cultural class: "Love and sweetness are used between lovers, and it is not appropriate to put them on teachers."

Xiao Wu was taught humbly: "Then what word should I use?"

Tang San choked, full of affection?eagerly?Nothing seemed quite right, and when it came time to use it, a technical nerd who hadn’t paid much attention to literature in his two lifetimes had to admit with some frustration that his cultural level was better than Xiao Wu’s, and it was limited, but he didn’t want to be in Xiao Wu’s hands. Wu showed timidity in front of her, so she pretended nothing happened and calmly changed the subject: "Xiao Wu, are you hungry? Would you like something to eat? I see there are sausage sellers over there."

As if to help him out on purpose, the stall owner opened his voice and yelled at the right time: "Selling sausages, selling sausages. Take a look, Oscar brand sausages are delicious, sweet, and affordable!"

"How come there are sausage sellers at the exam site? Is this college legitimate or not?" Xiao Wu successfully attracted her attention, she muttered something softly, but after walking such a long distance under the sun (Tang San Very speechless: You obviously carried me all the way) and waited in line for a long time. She felt that she really needed to replenish her energy, so she nodded in accordance with her heart, "Eat."

Tang San sent her to queue, and went to buy sausages by himself. The bearded stall owner enthusiastically promoted his products to him: "Primary boy, do you want one? Oscar brand sausages, no one can deceive you. The taste The most guaranteed. Buying ten at a stretch will give you a 95% discount, and you can also unlock the mysterious lucky bonus, ensuring that you can pass the entrance exam more easily."

Tang San has always been a firm practitioner of the concept of financial management that the money that should be spent must be spent, and the money that should be saved must be saved. He can throw out two hundred gold soul coins and win the dragon beard without blinking. But he will never be taken advantage of by buying ten sausages in one go and supporting himself to death. Thanks to his father's orphan-style parenting method, he will be able to reach the stove from the age of peas He started to fight wits and bravery with vendors, and bargaining started straight from the bone. No matter how clever the shopkeeper was, he couldn't shake his iron will. He was even blocked by the large and small markets of Notting City at one point Of course, the 800% discount and illusory metaphysical bonuses, which were outdated [-] years ago, wouldn't move him in the slightest, so he lined up ten copper soul coins in front of the stall owner: " Uncle, two sausages, thank you."

The business smile on the face of the stall owner who had experienced vicissitudes of life suddenly froze: "What did you say?"

Tang San thought he was deaf, thinking that this uncle is not easy, and the disabled still come out to beg for a living, so he politely raised his voice and repeated, even using honorifics: "Uncle, please give me two sausages. "

He even used honorifics.

After realizing this, the saddened stall owner became even more excited. He pushed his sleeves and jumped off the mobile dining car. Tang San thought he was going to fight with him, so he vigilantly turned sideways and put on a defensive posture. Unexpectedly He just stuffed two sausages into his hands, and shouted in dissatisfaction: "I'm only 14 years old this year, and you call me uncle?"

Tang San was taken aback: "You are only 14 years old?"

The stall owner nodded viciously: "Of course, my name is Oscar, and I am a student of the academy. If you just ask anyone in the school, you will know that I am 14 years old."

You look like 44 years old, out of politeness Tang San swallowed this sentence back, he still didn't really believe it, but Oscar looked at him with firm and sincere eyes, he hesitated for a moment, and reluctantly changed his words: "Senior, I'm sorry, I was rude just now."

Oscar didn't seem really angry, he laughed and accepted his apology graciously, and reached out and patted Tang San's shoulder very familiarly: "It's okay, just visit my sausage store more often in the future."

"Tang San, what are you doing?" Dai Mubai turned back when he saw the two sausages in Tang San's hand, his expression immediately turned sour, and he gave Oscar a warning look.

As soon as Oscar saw Dai Mubai, he made a bitter face, smiled dryly and put a steaming sausage in front of him courteously: "Boss Dai, would you like a sausage?"

"Go to hell." Dai Mubai didn't have the slightest sound, waved his hands like chasing flies away, asked him to take the sausage away, turned to Tang San and said, "Tang San, you can't eat this sausage."

Tang San was a little dazed: "...why?"

Dai Mubai's forehead twitched indistinctly, and it was difficult for him to talk about this even in front of the freshmen who were about to enter the academy to thrive. He began to think about whether it would be possible to silence Oscar on the spot, as if all this had never happened. It didn't happen, after repeatedly persuading himself three times that he would be chased and killed by the teachers of the academy, he had to give up this plan regrettably, exhausted his life's good cultivation and said calmly: "You did it in front of Tang San. Come out with a new sausage."

"Don't be fooled by him. How can he be 14 years old when he looks so old? In fact, he is 44. He is divorced and has two children."

Sang Xia slowly chimed in, and Dai Mubai came back after her. The girl named Zhu Zhuqing was the last student who passed the first test today. Seeing that there was no one else, Li Yusong graciously let her go free.

Sang Xia lamented that everyone would say that Mr. Li is kind, but Lao Fu would make me stand up and down all day long. Mr. Li, you are so kind. I support you in launching an anti-Flander dictatorship in Shrek Academy. Li Yusong was terrified when he heard the rule, the revolution, the change of government, and the new dean of the college. He was afraid that the narrow-minded dean would write him down in his notebook when he heard that he thought he really coveted his three-acre land, and quickly waved her away. .

Dai Mubai invited her to watch the hustle and bustle of the freshman entrance exam. Sang Xia looked at the sky and felt that she would not be able to sleep when she went back at this time, so she nodded and agreed. Unexpectedly, she didn't watch the hustle and bustle of the evil-eyed white tiger. Oscar first sang and acted, he knew that he should be locked in the dormitory today.

Oscar, who was squeezed out by his brothers and sisters, was a little impatient: "I said, Senior Sister, Boss Dai, do we still have a little classmate friendship? You ruined my image so much that the new primary school students will think of me."

Sang Xia asked puzzledly: "The image of a single father who has worked so hard to set up a stall to raise two children is so inspirational, how can it be called destruction?"

Dai Mubai was so happy to see Oscar being hurt, even the lingering shadow of "not lifting" that had enveloped his head seemed to have dissipated a lot, he really wanted to laugh but he was afraid that laughing too wildly would affect his momentum , it took a lot of effort to put on a cold face: "Hurry up, don't let me do it myself."

Oscar has nothing to do - but if he is a soul master with some combat ability, he will fight to the death to defend his innocence, but he is the fighting scum in the academy whose combat power is only slightly higher than Tangyuan (Sangxia's cat) - he can only Swallowing his breath and humming his brows, he recalled the soul curse that shocked the whole Shrek Academy, and even the dean, who was recognized as the most shameless and shameless, cast the soul curse of "maybe it's better to forget it".

The whole place was silent.

After a short period of dull silence, Tang San respectfully put back the two sausages in his hand, then stepped back five meters and opened a necessary safe distance with Oscar.

Although it couldn't be seen on his face, he was really shocked. This can be proved by his behavior that he even forgot to return the ten copper soul coins that were lost in the water.

Tang San, the first day of school, the first impression of his roommate Oscar, 44 years old divorced with two children, and will sexually harass freshmen regardless of gender.

　Special lucky bonus: Refers to the black sheep who buy ten sticks at once will be focused on by Flender, which will increase the chances of admission and be plucked at the same time

　　And the combat power of Tangyuan and Oscar is quantum wave dynamics. When Sang Xia forgot to cut Tangyuan's nails, Tangyuan's combat power is higher than Oscar
　　
　
(End of this chapter)