Post-00 teacher: students are late, so am I
Chapter 4 Why can't Sun Wukong escape from the palm of Tathagata Buddha?
Chapter 4 Why can't Sun Wukong escape from the palm of Tathagata Buddha?
You Wenwen picked up the chalk on the podium, and his hearty voice flowed throughout the classroom.
"Answer the first question first, why can't Sun Wukong escape from the palm of Tathagata Buddha?"
Glancing at the students in the audience, Ju Wenwen couldn't help smiling when he saw that most of the students were still looking at him dubiously.
To deal with these little brats, she's still quite handy!
"Everyone knows that Sun Wukong can reach a hundred and eight thousand miles with a somersault cloud.
The period when Sun Wukong made troubles in the Heavenly Palace was the Tang Dynasty, which was pushed forward 500 years, that is, the Han Dynasty.
So how much is one mile in the Han Dynasty? 415.8 meters.
In this way, how far is the one hundred and eight thousand miles of Somersault Cloud?Forty-five thousand kilometers, right? ! "
Having said that, the students in the audience have already exclaimed one by one.
A group of students obviously never thought that they could interpret Monkey King's somersault cloud in this way.
However, following Ju Wenwen's explanation, many students showed greater doubts on their faces.
What does this have to do with Sun Wukong's inability to escape the palm of the Tathagata Buddha?
At the same time, netizens in the live broadcast room also had the same questions as the students.
[Knowing that the old altar has become mentally disabled]: "Is there any expert advice?"
[I'm out of print, please cherish it]: "My brain hurts, I can't understand, how can I break it?!"
[Secret love is the cheapest way to save money]: "What does this have to do with not being able to escape the Tathagata Buddha?!"
[Strangle your heart and forget it]: "My big eyes, big doubts!"
[The so-called academic bully means that it doesn’t matter if you don’t learn]: “This is God’s explanation, and there seems to be a trace of reasonableness in the outrageous”
……
While the netizens in the live broadcast room were discussing, the civilized and cheerful voice of You Wen in the classroom continued to speak.
"According to the junior high school geography knowledge you have learned, we live inside the atmosphere.
How thick is the atmosphere in kilometers? !
How many kilometers is the Tiangong from the ground?
What is the radius of the earth in kilometers? "
As soon as three consecutive questions were thrown out, it seemed like a bomb, and the entire class was thrown into a circle at once.
what's going on?
Seeing the stunned students, You Wenwen raised his brows and paused in the movements of his hands.
None of this? !
Didn't it mean that today's post-00s children are proficient in everything?
Why don't you even know basic common sense? !
Although You Wenwen didn't speak at this time, her expression had already fallen into the eyes of the whole class.
For a moment, there was almost no sound.
Facing Ju Wenwen's suspicious eyes, the students in the audience seemed to be despised for an instant.
"Raise your hand, if you know the school committee, raise your hand quickly!"
In the classroom, some students have already whispered to the study committee members.
It seems to say that the study committee member should answer quickly, and help us save face!
And hearing this voice, the study committee member was still sitting in a very upright posture, but his head was already shaking slightly.
Apparently speaking in their own language.
I don't know how to do this question, it's too difficult!
Just when each student was thinking hard and couldn't come up with an answer, a trembling little hand was raised from the seat.
All of a sudden, the adoring eyes of the audience rushed over, as if they were shouting and cheering.
You Wenwen also turned her gaze, seeing that it was Zhou Bo, the monitor of the class, she nodded to signal the monitor to speak.
"Teacher, the radius of the earth is about 6000 kilometers..."
Hearing this, You Wenwen also nodded.
"It can be more accurate, it is actually 6370 kilometers."
Seeing the smile on the monitor Zhou Bo's face stop, You Wenwen's next sentence gave him great confidence.
"The answer is not bad. After all, this is a sub-question, and the class leader at least has some common sense."
For a moment, Zhou Bo, the squad leader who couldn't tell whether this sentence was a criticism or a compliment, sat on his seat in a daze.
At this time, the rest of the students seemed to have been hit by this shot from the void.
What does it mean to have at least a little common sense?
In contrast, does it mean that other people have no common sense! ?
Reporter Miao Miao, who was in the back row of the classroom, also had great doubts in her eyes when she heard the question just now.
Now she looked at the live broadcast room out of professional habits, and saw that the barrage in the live broadcast room had been brushed up quickly.
【Your soap has fallen off】: "This is a sub-question??????"
[Hold your hand and take it off to feed the dog]: "It seems that when I was in school, the teacher said: This is a sub-question, you don't even know it?! Me: I really don't!"
[Put a fart for you to chase after me]: "So I'm also a person without common sense?"
[Rijiu Slut Heart]: "At this moment, I suddenly feel dominated by class!"
[Champion of tricks to die]: "I don't know any of the three questions, I'm here to be the denominator..."
[My colleague is cowardly]: "Damn it, I obviously graduated from a bachelor's degree, why did it look like I didn't graduate from junior high school?!"
……
At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room were also in a trance, each recalling what the point giving question was.
Is this really a sub-question? !
How do you make everyone seem to come to the world to make up the numbers? !
On the podium filmed in the live broadcast room, Ju Wenwen's voice continued to ring.
"Since no one knows, let me tell you.
The thickness of the atmosphere is 1000 kilometers.The Tiangong is 400 kilometers above the ground.The radius of the earth is 6370 km.
Knowing these three data, then I would like to ask everyone, how much is it to go around the earth from Tiangong?
Is it forty-five thousand kilometers? !Isn't this exactly the distance between Monkey King and Dou Yun? "
As soon as Ju Wenwen finished speaking, he thought that the whole class would suddenly understand.
But when she looked at the whole class again, she found that every student in the audience almost had question marks written in their eyes.
Each of the eyes is clear, as if there is a trace of stupidity.
No no no!
As a teacher, how can you complain about your own students in your heart?!
Juventus subconsciously reflected for a second, and then decisively gave up the idea.
No complaints, no happiness!
"I'm done answering, do you have any questions?"
As soon as these words came out, the whole classroom was silent.
At the same time, a series of question marks immediately filled the live broadcast room.
[To make up the numbers in the world]: "Why do I feel that even seeing such a simple question on Teacher You's face, I won't be disgusted?!"
[A little tease]: "I don't want you to think, I want me to think!"
[In ancient times, there was a demon mirror and now there is cleansing oil]: "Upstairs upstairs, you are not guessing, it is real hammer!"
[Ouch, little San, please go away and don't fall to your death]: "Do you have any friends who want to understand?"
[I love mathematics and mathematics love me]: "Wait, let me calculate, that is to say, the thickness of the atmosphere plus the distance from the sky, plus the radius of the earth, we can get the circumference of our entire earth, that is to say..."
At this moment, Zhang Tao, who was the latest to follow Juventus before, raised his hand.
"Teacher, what does this have to do with Sun Wukong's inability to escape the palm of the Tathagata Buddha?"
Ju Wenwen was silent for three seconds with his hand holding the chalk.
Within three seconds, the whole class looked at Zhang Tao.
It seems to be saying, can't you pretend to understand?
Why do we have to expose our stupidity, it's very shameful!
And the student Zhang Tao has always been thick-skinned, and he even raised his eyebrows at the other students who came over.
Am I the only one who doesn't understand?Don't you also understand?
Suddenly, the air seemed to be filled with layers of embarrassment.
And this scene also fell into the eyes of You Wenwen, she spread her hands, and simply told the last step of the derivation process, hating that iron can't make steel.
"Haven't realized yet? The earth is round, and Monkey King turned a somersault cloud from the Heavenly Palace.
In fact, it's just going around the earth and returning to the origin. It's no wonder that it can fly out of the palm of the Tathagata! "
(End of this chapter)
You Wenwen picked up the chalk on the podium, and his hearty voice flowed throughout the classroom.
"Answer the first question first, why can't Sun Wukong escape from the palm of Tathagata Buddha?"
Glancing at the students in the audience, Ju Wenwen couldn't help smiling when he saw that most of the students were still looking at him dubiously.
To deal with these little brats, she's still quite handy!
"Everyone knows that Sun Wukong can reach a hundred and eight thousand miles with a somersault cloud.
The period when Sun Wukong made troubles in the Heavenly Palace was the Tang Dynasty, which was pushed forward 500 years, that is, the Han Dynasty.
So how much is one mile in the Han Dynasty? 415.8 meters.
In this way, how far is the one hundred and eight thousand miles of Somersault Cloud?Forty-five thousand kilometers, right? ! "
Having said that, the students in the audience have already exclaimed one by one.
A group of students obviously never thought that they could interpret Monkey King's somersault cloud in this way.
However, following Ju Wenwen's explanation, many students showed greater doubts on their faces.
What does this have to do with Sun Wukong's inability to escape the palm of the Tathagata Buddha?
At the same time, netizens in the live broadcast room also had the same questions as the students.
[Knowing that the old altar has become mentally disabled]: "Is there any expert advice?"
[I'm out of print, please cherish it]: "My brain hurts, I can't understand, how can I break it?!"
[Secret love is the cheapest way to save money]: "What does this have to do with not being able to escape the Tathagata Buddha?!"
[Strangle your heart and forget it]: "My big eyes, big doubts!"
[The so-called academic bully means that it doesn’t matter if you don’t learn]: “This is God’s explanation, and there seems to be a trace of reasonableness in the outrageous”
……
While the netizens in the live broadcast room were discussing, the civilized and cheerful voice of You Wen in the classroom continued to speak.
"According to the junior high school geography knowledge you have learned, we live inside the atmosphere.
How thick is the atmosphere in kilometers? !
How many kilometers is the Tiangong from the ground?
What is the radius of the earth in kilometers? "
As soon as three consecutive questions were thrown out, it seemed like a bomb, and the entire class was thrown into a circle at once.
what's going on?
Seeing the stunned students, You Wenwen raised his brows and paused in the movements of his hands.
None of this? !
Didn't it mean that today's post-00s children are proficient in everything?
Why don't you even know basic common sense? !
Although You Wenwen didn't speak at this time, her expression had already fallen into the eyes of the whole class.
For a moment, there was almost no sound.
Facing Ju Wenwen's suspicious eyes, the students in the audience seemed to be despised for an instant.
"Raise your hand, if you know the school committee, raise your hand quickly!"
In the classroom, some students have already whispered to the study committee members.
It seems to say that the study committee member should answer quickly, and help us save face!
And hearing this voice, the study committee member was still sitting in a very upright posture, but his head was already shaking slightly.
Apparently speaking in their own language.
I don't know how to do this question, it's too difficult!
Just when each student was thinking hard and couldn't come up with an answer, a trembling little hand was raised from the seat.
All of a sudden, the adoring eyes of the audience rushed over, as if they were shouting and cheering.
You Wenwen also turned her gaze, seeing that it was Zhou Bo, the monitor of the class, she nodded to signal the monitor to speak.
"Teacher, the radius of the earth is about 6000 kilometers..."
Hearing this, You Wenwen also nodded.
"It can be more accurate, it is actually 6370 kilometers."
Seeing the smile on the monitor Zhou Bo's face stop, You Wenwen's next sentence gave him great confidence.
"The answer is not bad. After all, this is a sub-question, and the class leader at least has some common sense."
For a moment, Zhou Bo, the squad leader who couldn't tell whether this sentence was a criticism or a compliment, sat on his seat in a daze.
At this time, the rest of the students seemed to have been hit by this shot from the void.
What does it mean to have at least a little common sense?
In contrast, does it mean that other people have no common sense! ?
Reporter Miao Miao, who was in the back row of the classroom, also had great doubts in her eyes when she heard the question just now.
Now she looked at the live broadcast room out of professional habits, and saw that the barrage in the live broadcast room had been brushed up quickly.
【Your soap has fallen off】: "This is a sub-question??????"
[Hold your hand and take it off to feed the dog]: "It seems that when I was in school, the teacher said: This is a sub-question, you don't even know it?! Me: I really don't!"
[Put a fart for you to chase after me]: "So I'm also a person without common sense?"
[Rijiu Slut Heart]: "At this moment, I suddenly feel dominated by class!"
[Champion of tricks to die]: "I don't know any of the three questions, I'm here to be the denominator..."
[My colleague is cowardly]: "Damn it, I obviously graduated from a bachelor's degree, why did it look like I didn't graduate from junior high school?!"
……
At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room were also in a trance, each recalling what the point giving question was.
Is this really a sub-question? !
How do you make everyone seem to come to the world to make up the numbers? !
On the podium filmed in the live broadcast room, Ju Wenwen's voice continued to ring.
"Since no one knows, let me tell you.
The thickness of the atmosphere is 1000 kilometers.The Tiangong is 400 kilometers above the ground.The radius of the earth is 6370 km.
Knowing these three data, then I would like to ask everyone, how much is it to go around the earth from Tiangong?
Is it forty-five thousand kilometers? !Isn't this exactly the distance between Monkey King and Dou Yun? "
As soon as Ju Wenwen finished speaking, he thought that the whole class would suddenly understand.
But when she looked at the whole class again, she found that every student in the audience almost had question marks written in their eyes.
Each of the eyes is clear, as if there is a trace of stupidity.
No no no!
As a teacher, how can you complain about your own students in your heart?!
Juventus subconsciously reflected for a second, and then decisively gave up the idea.
No complaints, no happiness!
"I'm done answering, do you have any questions?"
As soon as these words came out, the whole classroom was silent.
At the same time, a series of question marks immediately filled the live broadcast room.
[To make up the numbers in the world]: "Why do I feel that even seeing such a simple question on Teacher You's face, I won't be disgusted?!"
[A little tease]: "I don't want you to think, I want me to think!"
[In ancient times, there was a demon mirror and now there is cleansing oil]: "Upstairs upstairs, you are not guessing, it is real hammer!"
[Ouch, little San, please go away and don't fall to your death]: "Do you have any friends who want to understand?"
[I love mathematics and mathematics love me]: "Wait, let me calculate, that is to say, the thickness of the atmosphere plus the distance from the sky, plus the radius of the earth, we can get the circumference of our entire earth, that is to say..."
At this moment, Zhang Tao, who was the latest to follow Juventus before, raised his hand.
"Teacher, what does this have to do with Sun Wukong's inability to escape the palm of the Tathagata Buddha?"
Ju Wenwen was silent for three seconds with his hand holding the chalk.
Within three seconds, the whole class looked at Zhang Tao.
It seems to be saying, can't you pretend to understand?
Why do we have to expose our stupidity, it's very shameful!
And the student Zhang Tao has always been thick-skinned, and he even raised his eyebrows at the other students who came over.
Am I the only one who doesn't understand?Don't you also understand?
Suddenly, the air seemed to be filled with layers of embarrassment.
And this scene also fell into the eyes of You Wenwen, she spread her hands, and simply told the last step of the derivation process, hating that iron can't make steel.
"Haven't realized yet? The earth is round, and Monkey King turned a somersault cloud from the Heavenly Palace.
In fact, it's just going around the earth and returning to the origin. It's no wonder that it can fly out of the palm of the Tathagata! "
(End of this chapter)
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