How to solve problems when practicing the Tao

Chapter 265 Extra Dimension Uncle ([-])
My name is Yu Xiaochen, and my uncle has traveled back from the game!
After my uncle said that he was the head of Chengshui Road, I went to check the strategies on the Internet, and found that, as my uncle said, the head of Chengshui Road was named Yu Chenzi, who died in a difficult situation five years ago. among.More than a thousand people from Chengshui Road fought to the death without surrender, and were wiped out by the demons in the end.

I looked at the news on the Internet and didn't know how to speak to my uncle.

Am I going to ask: "Uncle, have you ever felt the feeling of dying?"

But the point is not this. If the uncle is indeed Yu Chenzi, the head of Chengshui Road, why did he travel back to the present world five years after his death?Could it be that there is still a delay from asking the sky to the present world?

But if you don't understand it this way, how can you explain it?

Unexpectedly, my uncle also found out the news, but he said very freely, "So I'm already dead."

"???" Uncle, are you so open-minded?

But it seems that Uncle has no plans to return to the game for the time being.Although he said that Asking the Sky is not a game, I still have some doubts about it.

I plan to open a game studio. Although I started late, I now have an uncle who knows games very well. This is a humanoid plug-in, which can save me a lot of detours.

What's more--uncle, as the right way, is said to know Qin Xiaoying.

I know that the Eternal Tribulation Guild has gained a lot of experience in mainline missions because of knowing Qin Xiaoying.And if he relied on his uncle's hidden connections, his income would definitely be much greater than that of the Eternal Tribulation Guild.

"Xiaochen, I want to play this." Uncle said, pointing to an old-fashioned game console in the seafood market app.

I can understand the Chinese above, but I have never played it.The handle looks weird like an antique.Because this model has been discontinued, the seller marked a high price of 3000 yuan.

"What game console is this?" I asked.

"Little Overlord, it's a lot of fun." There was light in the uncle's eyes, and he was eager to try.

"But, in your era, shouldn't there be computers to play with? Isn't this kind of game console a product at the end of the last century?" I was a little puzzled.

"A full man doesn't know that a poor man is hungry. At that time, your grandma's salary was only enough to buy this kind of game console for me and your father. I remember that my favorite game at the time was Contra—huh? It's also Zhanlong Made it? Did he pirate Konami's?" (Note 1: This world has the same worldview as the head of the empire, and Zhanlong Subdong developed the game of Contra.)
I laughed angrily at my uncle's words, and said: "What piracy, Zhanlong has already put down the Yuliu family in Dongying at the end of the century."

I spent more than 3000 yuan to buy this game console, and the shipping cost was more than 30 yuan.I was a little uncomfortable and asked the seller: "Is there no free shipping?"

"Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai free shipping dear."

"Lu province doesn't offer free shipping?"

"No bag, dear."

"Then I'll go and have a look at other houses." Either I feel sorry for the money, or I'm a little angry.Why do I spend more than 3000 on an antique and not get free shipping?Let's not save big money, but save small money.After all, "Ride to the bar, the province deserves the money."

"Walk slowly, dear." I didn't expect the seller to be quite arrogant.

"What's the matter?" Uncle saw me gnashing his teeth, a little elusive about my thoughts.

"I still need to pay postage for this product. I buy other things with free postage!" I couldn't be more angry.

"Ah?" Uncle was a little dumbfounded. He didn't understand the difference between free shipping and no shipping, and he didn't understand that I spent more than 3000 yuan, so why should I care about such a small amount.

But my uncle didn't make it difficult for me, and said to me: "Ask him where he lives, and I can get it back?"

I looked at the delivery address and found that it was in Zhejiang Province, which is a thousand kilometers away from Lu Province.

"Nearly 900 kilometers."

"It's two thousand miles at most?" He nodded, asked me to ask the seller's address, and jumped off the balcony after speaking.

"Uncle, this is the twentieth floor..." I swallowed my words back.Because I found that my uncle turned into a black spot and flew away from the sky!
However, even if he can fly, it will take more than half a day to go back and forth four thousand miles, right?After all, the fastest speed of an aircraft is only a few hundred kilometers per hour.

After half an hour, the seller said over there: "Darling, are you kidding me? You came to pick up the goods just after you placed the order? Free shipping for Lu Province? But you're pretty handsome, do you have any intentions?" Is the entertainment industry developing?"

I said haha, and asked about the attire of the person who picked up the goods, and it was my uncle.He flew two thousand miles in half an hour?

Is this speed a little too fast?I don't know if the military radar will find him, and military planes will be dispatched to intercept him.But with uncle's speed, even a military plane might not be able to stop him, right?

An hour later, my uncle came back.Unpacking the package we found a frustrating fact:
This Xiaobawang game console is an antique, because the three-color line on it is not supported by my projection at all!
This is how to do?
I asked the seller, and the seller said that changing the adapter from the seafood market, or simply buying an antique TV set can solve this problem.

Looking at my uncle's expectant eyes, I had no choice but to buy another high-definition color TV that was still usable at a high price.Needless to say, because it is this city, my uncle came back after picking up the goods in less than 10 minutes, and started playing the game on the yellow card.

I was a little curious, and looked at the 999-in-1 games on the yellow cassette. Except for the familiar dragon games, the others were picked up from the FC games released by major manufacturers.

Uncle opened a game called MapleStory, and skillfully manipulated the villain to move around on the screen.I found that he deliberately avoided those dragon-fighting games, and it seemed that he had a knot in his heart.

This is no wonder, after all, there is a slight difference between the world in memory and reality.

I suddenly thought of another possibility. If there really are parallel universes in the world, could this uncle who traveled back from the game come from a certain parallel universe?Only in this way can it explain why there are these subtle surprises in his memory and the reality I live in.

But if this is the case, where is the uncle in this parallel universe I live in now?
The more I thought about it, the bigger my head became, and I decided not to think about it.

After all, I'm not a physicist, so I don't need to delve into these weird knowledge.

But uncle's Taoism is too easy to use, should I use uncle to make some money?
After all, my money is also limited, and I bought him a game console and TV today, and my money has already bottomed out.Including the money invested in the studio in the early stage, now I can say that I am no different from a poor man.

Unexpectedly, my uncle agreed with my idea very much and asked me: "How can I use my Taoism to make money?"

I thought of making a video contribution to Xiaopozhan and Zhanlong official forum.

Create a character set of a Taoist master for my uncle, share the special effects editing of the debut method and the game strategy.Anyway, now that there are so many experts in technology, no one should suspect that uncle's Taoism is not a computer special effect or natural.With our uncle's good looks, he will definitely be able to kill a lot of fresh meat in seconds.

A few classmates I know are working as workers at Xiaopozhan, and they can get some traffic from him through nepotism.

"Speaking of which, when I was in a difficult situation, I never seemed to worry about money." Uncle suddenly felt a little lost.

I suddenly remembered one thing. I remember the bullet screen master said that Cang Qiong asked that this game can find a Taoist partner, "Uncle, have you ever found a Taoist partner in the game?"

"Taoist companion?" Uncle shook his head: "No. Finding a Taoist companion will affect my study of Taoism."

I:"……"

But I still didn't give up, and asked: "Is there no heroine who likes you?"

Speaking of this, the uncle scratched his head and thought about it. "There really is one, named Feng Xianxue, who is the deputy palace lord of Chu Palace."

"and then?"

"When the catastrophe came, she came to Chengshui Road and told me specifically that she would not like me or anything. I thought to myself that if I don't like me, I don't like me. Is it necessary to go so far to tell me these things? ?”

Me: "...(_)" Uncle, are you sure she didn't come to confess to you?This kind of dialogue style, when I heard it, I felt that it was full of Tsundere attributes, and she is the vice palace master, so you can't let a girl tell you that she likes you, right?
"Uncle, she won't say something like, 'Don't come to me in the future', right?"

"Yes, she also said it." The uncle manipulated the villain to eat a lot of grapes on the screen.

(Д)ノ Really, deeply speechless.

In my mind, there is a slightly shy sister Yu who said these words to my uncle.That scene is simply not too beautiful.

But Uncle, a straight man, is also absolutely perfect.

"Oh, by the way, I still have her photography skills." My uncle thought of something, paused the game, and showed me Feng Xianxue's appearance.

All of a sudden, I was hit by something.

Feng Xianxue is really beautiful.

Is it too glamorous?

So vulgar, she is really like a fairy in the sky.

Her hair is bright red, her eyes are like water, but she has the coldness of talking.The skin is like creamy fat, pink in the snow-white, it seems to be able to wring water.A pair of vermilion lips, when speaking, people are thousands of miles away, but they can't stop the beauty of that beauty.

∑(O_O;)
"Uncle~" I knelt down, and my heart ached.This matter must not be substituted. After the substitution, the so-called refreshing feeling all turned into a kind of nameless grief and indignation.

If I were to play the role of an uncle, I would have twisted my mouth, smiled evilly, and then accepted it directly.

What is going on in uncle's mind every day?I looked at him playing the game, and I couldn't get angry.

For Fairy Fengxianxue who almost became an aunt, I can only talk about my regrets.

But thinking about it the other way around, he was only 14 years old when his uncle had an accident.Even if you are in love for the first time, you are still at an age full of games and anime.For ignorant feelings, it is normal to not know how to express and receive emotional signals.

What's more, the word tsundere should have appeared only after my uncle became a vegetable.

After all, in the textbooks back then, the word "duplicity" was also taught as a derogatory term.

Anyway, the cohabitation career of my uncle and I has begun.

　Second watch, oh yeah.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)