My skills have special effects.
Chapter 5
Chapter 5
Hu Biao felt that he was lucky.
After a glimpse, he unexpectedly found a big fat sheep.
In their business, children are not called people, but two-legged sheep.
Based on his many years of experience, he could tell at a glance that the younger sister surnamed Lin was very good-looking, and she was definitely a big fat sheep.
The one surnamed Lin thought that if he covered his face with mud, he could cover it up.
As everyone knows, the little girl's hair is neatly combed, and her clothes are washed clean, but her face is so dark, isn't this place without 300 taels of silver?
So he specially called his brother Pheasant yesterday, and the two of them looked at it together, and agreed that this little girl, at least a third-rank product, is very likely to be a second-rank, and may even reach a first-rank!
The price in the industry is ten taels for the third grade, 30 taels for the second grade, and 100 taels for the first grade!
Thinking of this, his whole body lightened up.
Get a high-end product, he will have a lot of contribution points, and he can become a senior member of the Black Tiger Gang!
The Black Tiger Gang has its own system.
He and Pheasant are just low-level members of the Black Tiger Gang. To put it bluntly, they are odd jobs. They walk around the streets and alleys on weekdays, collecting fat sheep from various neighborhoods and handing them over to the gang. What they do is chores, tiring, and dangerous jobs.
Senior members are good, they don't have to work hard like them, there are gang secret martial arts that can be practiced, and they can become noble warriors!
Thinking of this, he felt itchy in his heart, wishing he could rush into Lin's house with the pheasant and take him away!
But don't be in a hurry. It's written in the gang manual that you can't grab it hard. You have to consume the opponent's energy to prevent the opponent from going all out, and then wait for the right time to hit the ground with one hit!
I am dreaming happily.
His father shouted: "Biao, Biao! Someone is looking for you!"
"What's the old thing calling!"
Hu Biao cursed and turned around to have a look.
There was an ugly and fat old woman standing at the door, nodding her head and smiling all over her face: "Master Biao, Lord Biao, I'm here to give you money!"
The old woman stood at the door, her silhouette took up half of the door frame, and only sporadic light came in through the gaps. The shape was weird and weird, and for some reason, Hu Biao was shocked when she saw it: "MD, it's so fucking ugly!"
——**——
"Open the door! Lin Yan, open the door quickly, a distinguished guest is coming!"
Lin Yan opened his eyes suddenly, stood up from the chair, and opened the door.
Outside the door, the two bastards I met in the alley yesterday held their heads high and stared at him maliciously. Next to them were Aunt Wang and Uncle Wang who were nodding and bowing.
"Xiao Lin, why are you so slow! You don't even know how to greet a distinguished guest when you come to your door!"
"Aunt Wang, I was wrong. This is Mr. Biao, right? Brothers, hurry up and invite me inside. I have already prepared a table of food and drink, and I am waiting for you!"
"Wait a minute? Have you prepared food and wine?"
When Hu Biao heard this, he stopped suddenly, stopped outside the door, and looked at Lin Yan coldly.
It was written in the gang manual, don't just eat meals invited by strangers, and it also recorded many bloody cases, and even warriors were assassinated.
Thinking of those examples, Hu Biao suddenly said, "You, you wouldn't poison us, would you?"
Lin Yan's heart sank suddenly. He had expected the situation he would encounter before, and what he was most afraid of was the present situation.
Suppressing the panic, he pretended to be afraid and said, "Master Biao, you are joking, how dare I do such a thing?"
By the way, get out of the way, revealing the dazzling dishes on the table behind.
Hu Biao couldn't see anything from his face, but he didn't let go of his vigilance.
Just seeing the table behind Lin Yan full of color, fragrance, and delicious food with wine and meat, I couldn't help swallowing.
Rich indeed!
He rolled his eyes: "Hey, kid, it doesn't matter if you poison him, you eat every dish first, and I'll eat later, hahahaha!"
Lin Yan wiped his forehead and said with a smile: "Naturally, that is naturally."
Welcome Hu Biao to enter the door.
Aunt Wang poked her head outside the door, and she really saw a table of delicious dishes. She also swallowed her saliva: "Xiao Lin, you are young and can't speak, let us accompany you..."
After all, he was about to drag Uncle Wang in.
Lin Yan supported the door frame with one hand, and held the door with the other hand: "Aunt Wang walked hard all the way, so I won't bother Aunt Wang."
"you……"
Aunt Wang originally wanted to play tricks, but for some reason, Lin Yan's expression today was terrifying. She was too frightened to speak after just one glance.
When he reacted, Lin Yan had already closed the door.
"This little bastard has no father or mother, so bad manners!"
Uncle Wang quickly pulled him back: "Forget it, Wang Biao and the others are still inside."
Aunt Wang shrank her neck slightly: "Let's go, let's go home. There are so many good wines and dishes, they will definitely not be able to finish them. Let's go there after Wang Biao and the others leave."
Aunt Wang pulled Uncle Wang back to her home: "You keep an eye on the door, and when Wang Biao and the others leave, we will go there. He has caused us so much trouble, we can't just let it go!"
Although Uncle Wang thought it was unreasonable, but thinking that it would be great if he could get some compensation from Lin Yan, he obediently and readily agreed.
Sitting in his own house, although he couldn't see Lin Yan's door, he could hear the movement in the alley. Uncle Wang waited boredly.
Waiting and waiting, just waiting until the sun was in the west, almost two hours passed, but no one came out.
Aunt Wang visited several times in a row, but each time, the door of Lin Yan's house was closed and there was no movement.
Just when Uncle Wang was in a daze and felt like he was about to fall asleep.
Crunch!
A sound woke him up, and he finally came out!
He quickly poked his head out, waited for Hu Biao and the others to go out, and then called Aunt Wang to come.
Lin Yan came out first.
Just when he thought that Hu Biao and the two would go out, he saw Lin Yan close the door and leave directly from the alley.
"gone?"
Uncle Wang was stunned for a moment, and then he came to his senses. He hurried out and shouted, "Xiao Lin, where are Hu Biao and the others?"
Lin Yan turned around and said casually, "They've already left."
"Going away? Are you done talking?"
"nature."
Uncle Wang was stunned again, and wanted to ask again, but Lin Yan had already left the alley.
"Impossible, I must have been listening, right?"
Back home, Aunt Wang slapped him as soon as she heard him say, "You must be asleep, you trash!"
"I shouldn't have slept..."
"Not yet! Then they disappeared out of thin air? Trash! Trash!"
"Just go to sleep, let's go there at night!"
"Humph……"
Not long after, Lin Yan came back with Xiaozhi.
This time, Uncle Wang didn't miss it again. As soon as Lin Yan opened the door, Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang came to the door.
"Compensation?" Lin Yan's eyes were deep.
"That's right, Xiao Lin, you see we've been frightened for the past two days, and we gave you ideas again. Now that your problem has been solved, why don't you repay us well? At least it's like today. Treat us to a meal, shall we?"
Lin Yan looked at them meaningfully: "What Aunt Wang said is also reasonable. But how can I express my gratitude by eating? I will go to your house to discuss in detail later."
"Okay, I'm waiting for you, you must come!"
After sending the two away, Lin Yan closed the door.
Lin Xiaozhi was behind Lin Yan, and suddenly pulled the corner of Lin Yan's clothes: "Guokuo, what is that?"
She pointed to the inside, two rectangular black jute parcels lined up side by side under the bed.
Lin Yan patted Lin Xiaozhi's head: "That's the garbage that was just collected today, and my brother is going to take out the garbage later, do you know that at home obediently?"
Lin Xiaozhi nodded ignorantly, a question popped into her little head, is there so much rubbish in the house?
There was still a little leftover from the vegetables I bought at noon. Lin Yan had carefully cleaned all the debris of the red umbrella mushrooms to ensure that there was no trace left, and then used the leftover vegetables to cook the most sumptuous dinner ever.
Dragging two large rectangular black and jute parcels to the outside room, Lin Yan coaxed Xiao Zhi to go to bed, and then carefully wiped off a few drops of red blood that had accidentally dripped on the bottom of the bed before pushing the door open again.
It was already dark, but fortunately the full moon was in the sky tonight, so the road was still clear.
"Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang."
The door opens.
"Xiao Lin, you are here, come in!"
"I won't go in now, Uncle Wang, I know you have a scooter at home, can you lend me one?"
Uncle Wang pushes a cart to deliver goods, and has a wheelbarrow at home.
"doing what?"
"Throw out some trash."
"What kind of garbage needs to be carted?"
"Uncle Wang, when I finish taking out the trash, I'll talk to you about compensation when I come back."
As soon as he heard about the compensation, Uncle Wang agreed after thinking about it. He couldn't lose his cart.
Pushing the cart to the door of the house, Lin Yan dragged two large black and jute wraps out of the room.
Today I ate about two more red umbrella mushrooms, and I was full of energy and blood, so it was relatively easy to drag one or two hundred catties.
"What are you doing? Such a big piece of garbage? What a waste, Xiao Lin, you still don't know how to live..." Aunt Wang stood behind, with her hips akimbo.
Lin Yan didn't answer, but picked up one of the packages forcefully and pushed it onto the cart.
Maybe it was a little too much strength, and a section of the tight mouth suddenly loosened, and a pale, loose, blood-stained man's hand suddenly leaked out of the mouth!
Under the moonlight, a pale hand suddenly emerged from the sack, lying motionless on the edge of the cart, reflecting the penetrating cold light.
Aunt Wang, who had been chattering non-stop, suddenly stopped breathing, and her face turned pale instantly, as if the hand was not inserted into the moonlight, but was tightly clutched at her throat.
For a moment, the cold white moonlight seemed to turn into an ice cave, freezing all three people present.
Lin Yan looked back at Aunt Wang and Uncle Wang, and they were so shocked that they trembled violently and sat on the ground with a thud.
A smell of urine filled the air, and the bottom of Aunt Wang's butt was already wet and yellow.
Lin Yan stuffed his outstretched hand back into the binding, fastened the rope firmly to prevent it from loosening again, dragged the second sack to the cart, turned around and locked the door, and then turned to sit on the ground, as if frozen Ordinary two Uncle Wangs.
"Uncle Wang, Aunt Wang, what did you see?"
The two shook their heads frantically.
"Don't see anything?"
Nodding wildly again.
"I'm just throwing rubbish, you don't have to be afraid. I'll talk to you about compensation when I come back."
The two of them didn't dare to say a word at all, their faces were as pale as zombies.
"Then I'm leaving, you go home and wait for me. Don't worry, we are all neighbors, and harmony is the most important thing."
After all, he pushed the cart and left.
(End of this chapter)
Hu Biao felt that he was lucky.
After a glimpse, he unexpectedly found a big fat sheep.
In their business, children are not called people, but two-legged sheep.
Based on his many years of experience, he could tell at a glance that the younger sister surnamed Lin was very good-looking, and she was definitely a big fat sheep.
The one surnamed Lin thought that if he covered his face with mud, he could cover it up.
As everyone knows, the little girl's hair is neatly combed, and her clothes are washed clean, but her face is so dark, isn't this place without 300 taels of silver?
So he specially called his brother Pheasant yesterday, and the two of them looked at it together, and agreed that this little girl, at least a third-rank product, is very likely to be a second-rank, and may even reach a first-rank!
The price in the industry is ten taels for the third grade, 30 taels for the second grade, and 100 taels for the first grade!
Thinking of this, his whole body lightened up.
Get a high-end product, he will have a lot of contribution points, and he can become a senior member of the Black Tiger Gang!
The Black Tiger Gang has its own system.
He and Pheasant are just low-level members of the Black Tiger Gang. To put it bluntly, they are odd jobs. They walk around the streets and alleys on weekdays, collecting fat sheep from various neighborhoods and handing them over to the gang. What they do is chores, tiring, and dangerous jobs.
Senior members are good, they don't have to work hard like them, there are gang secret martial arts that can be practiced, and they can become noble warriors!
Thinking of this, he felt itchy in his heart, wishing he could rush into Lin's house with the pheasant and take him away!
But don't be in a hurry. It's written in the gang manual that you can't grab it hard. You have to consume the opponent's energy to prevent the opponent from going all out, and then wait for the right time to hit the ground with one hit!
I am dreaming happily.
His father shouted: "Biao, Biao! Someone is looking for you!"
"What's the old thing calling!"
Hu Biao cursed and turned around to have a look.
There was an ugly and fat old woman standing at the door, nodding her head and smiling all over her face: "Master Biao, Lord Biao, I'm here to give you money!"
The old woman stood at the door, her silhouette took up half of the door frame, and only sporadic light came in through the gaps. The shape was weird and weird, and for some reason, Hu Biao was shocked when she saw it: "MD, it's so fucking ugly!"
——**——
"Open the door! Lin Yan, open the door quickly, a distinguished guest is coming!"
Lin Yan opened his eyes suddenly, stood up from the chair, and opened the door.
Outside the door, the two bastards I met in the alley yesterday held their heads high and stared at him maliciously. Next to them were Aunt Wang and Uncle Wang who were nodding and bowing.
"Xiao Lin, why are you so slow! You don't even know how to greet a distinguished guest when you come to your door!"
"Aunt Wang, I was wrong. This is Mr. Biao, right? Brothers, hurry up and invite me inside. I have already prepared a table of food and drink, and I am waiting for you!"
"Wait a minute? Have you prepared food and wine?"
When Hu Biao heard this, he stopped suddenly, stopped outside the door, and looked at Lin Yan coldly.
It was written in the gang manual, don't just eat meals invited by strangers, and it also recorded many bloody cases, and even warriors were assassinated.
Thinking of those examples, Hu Biao suddenly said, "You, you wouldn't poison us, would you?"
Lin Yan's heart sank suddenly. He had expected the situation he would encounter before, and what he was most afraid of was the present situation.
Suppressing the panic, he pretended to be afraid and said, "Master Biao, you are joking, how dare I do such a thing?"
By the way, get out of the way, revealing the dazzling dishes on the table behind.
Hu Biao couldn't see anything from his face, but he didn't let go of his vigilance.
Just seeing the table behind Lin Yan full of color, fragrance, and delicious food with wine and meat, I couldn't help swallowing.
Rich indeed!
He rolled his eyes: "Hey, kid, it doesn't matter if you poison him, you eat every dish first, and I'll eat later, hahahaha!"
Lin Yan wiped his forehead and said with a smile: "Naturally, that is naturally."
Welcome Hu Biao to enter the door.
Aunt Wang poked her head outside the door, and she really saw a table of delicious dishes. She also swallowed her saliva: "Xiao Lin, you are young and can't speak, let us accompany you..."
After all, he was about to drag Uncle Wang in.
Lin Yan supported the door frame with one hand, and held the door with the other hand: "Aunt Wang walked hard all the way, so I won't bother Aunt Wang."
"you……"
Aunt Wang originally wanted to play tricks, but for some reason, Lin Yan's expression today was terrifying. She was too frightened to speak after just one glance.
When he reacted, Lin Yan had already closed the door.
"This little bastard has no father or mother, so bad manners!"
Uncle Wang quickly pulled him back: "Forget it, Wang Biao and the others are still inside."
Aunt Wang shrank her neck slightly: "Let's go, let's go home. There are so many good wines and dishes, they will definitely not be able to finish them. Let's go there after Wang Biao and the others leave."
Aunt Wang pulled Uncle Wang back to her home: "You keep an eye on the door, and when Wang Biao and the others leave, we will go there. He has caused us so much trouble, we can't just let it go!"
Although Uncle Wang thought it was unreasonable, but thinking that it would be great if he could get some compensation from Lin Yan, he obediently and readily agreed.
Sitting in his own house, although he couldn't see Lin Yan's door, he could hear the movement in the alley. Uncle Wang waited boredly.
Waiting and waiting, just waiting until the sun was in the west, almost two hours passed, but no one came out.
Aunt Wang visited several times in a row, but each time, the door of Lin Yan's house was closed and there was no movement.
Just when Uncle Wang was in a daze and felt like he was about to fall asleep.
Crunch!
A sound woke him up, and he finally came out!
He quickly poked his head out, waited for Hu Biao and the others to go out, and then called Aunt Wang to come.
Lin Yan came out first.
Just when he thought that Hu Biao and the two would go out, he saw Lin Yan close the door and leave directly from the alley.
"gone?"
Uncle Wang was stunned for a moment, and then he came to his senses. He hurried out and shouted, "Xiao Lin, where are Hu Biao and the others?"
Lin Yan turned around and said casually, "They've already left."
"Going away? Are you done talking?"
"nature."
Uncle Wang was stunned again, and wanted to ask again, but Lin Yan had already left the alley.
"Impossible, I must have been listening, right?"
Back home, Aunt Wang slapped him as soon as she heard him say, "You must be asleep, you trash!"
"I shouldn't have slept..."
"Not yet! Then they disappeared out of thin air? Trash! Trash!"
"Just go to sleep, let's go there at night!"
"Humph……"
Not long after, Lin Yan came back with Xiaozhi.
This time, Uncle Wang didn't miss it again. As soon as Lin Yan opened the door, Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang came to the door.
"Compensation?" Lin Yan's eyes were deep.
"That's right, Xiao Lin, you see we've been frightened for the past two days, and we gave you ideas again. Now that your problem has been solved, why don't you repay us well? At least it's like today. Treat us to a meal, shall we?"
Lin Yan looked at them meaningfully: "What Aunt Wang said is also reasonable. But how can I express my gratitude by eating? I will go to your house to discuss in detail later."
"Okay, I'm waiting for you, you must come!"
After sending the two away, Lin Yan closed the door.
Lin Xiaozhi was behind Lin Yan, and suddenly pulled the corner of Lin Yan's clothes: "Guokuo, what is that?"
She pointed to the inside, two rectangular black jute parcels lined up side by side under the bed.
Lin Yan patted Lin Xiaozhi's head: "That's the garbage that was just collected today, and my brother is going to take out the garbage later, do you know that at home obediently?"
Lin Xiaozhi nodded ignorantly, a question popped into her little head, is there so much rubbish in the house?
There was still a little leftover from the vegetables I bought at noon. Lin Yan had carefully cleaned all the debris of the red umbrella mushrooms to ensure that there was no trace left, and then used the leftover vegetables to cook the most sumptuous dinner ever.
Dragging two large rectangular black and jute parcels to the outside room, Lin Yan coaxed Xiao Zhi to go to bed, and then carefully wiped off a few drops of red blood that had accidentally dripped on the bottom of the bed before pushing the door open again.
It was already dark, but fortunately the full moon was in the sky tonight, so the road was still clear.
"Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang."
The door opens.
"Xiao Lin, you are here, come in!"
"I won't go in now, Uncle Wang, I know you have a scooter at home, can you lend me one?"
Uncle Wang pushes a cart to deliver goods, and has a wheelbarrow at home.
"doing what?"
"Throw out some trash."
"What kind of garbage needs to be carted?"
"Uncle Wang, when I finish taking out the trash, I'll talk to you about compensation when I come back."
As soon as he heard about the compensation, Uncle Wang agreed after thinking about it. He couldn't lose his cart.
Pushing the cart to the door of the house, Lin Yan dragged two large black and jute wraps out of the room.
Today I ate about two more red umbrella mushrooms, and I was full of energy and blood, so it was relatively easy to drag one or two hundred catties.
"What are you doing? Such a big piece of garbage? What a waste, Xiao Lin, you still don't know how to live..." Aunt Wang stood behind, with her hips akimbo.
Lin Yan didn't answer, but picked up one of the packages forcefully and pushed it onto the cart.
Maybe it was a little too much strength, and a section of the tight mouth suddenly loosened, and a pale, loose, blood-stained man's hand suddenly leaked out of the mouth!
Under the moonlight, a pale hand suddenly emerged from the sack, lying motionless on the edge of the cart, reflecting the penetrating cold light.
Aunt Wang, who had been chattering non-stop, suddenly stopped breathing, and her face turned pale instantly, as if the hand was not inserted into the moonlight, but was tightly clutched at her throat.
For a moment, the cold white moonlight seemed to turn into an ice cave, freezing all three people present.
Lin Yan looked back at Aunt Wang and Uncle Wang, and they were so shocked that they trembled violently and sat on the ground with a thud.
A smell of urine filled the air, and the bottom of Aunt Wang's butt was already wet and yellow.
Lin Yan stuffed his outstretched hand back into the binding, fastened the rope firmly to prevent it from loosening again, dragged the second sack to the cart, turned around and locked the door, and then turned to sit on the ground, as if frozen Ordinary two Uncle Wangs.
"Uncle Wang, Aunt Wang, what did you see?"
The two shook their heads frantically.
"Don't see anything?"
Nodding wildly again.
"I'm just throwing rubbish, you don't have to be afraid. I'll talk to you about compensation when I come back."
The two of them didn't dare to say a word at all, their faces were as pale as zombies.
"Then I'm leaving, you go home and wait for me. Don't worry, we are all neighbors, and harmony is the most important thing."
After all, he pushed the cart and left.
(End of this chapter)
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