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Chapter 352 A fan’s bizarre experience
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have to say,

The fans are still very cool in their booing.
quickly,

Many fans of the Mute Bride started barraging in Shen Fei's live broadcast room, occupying the barrage space in the live broadcast room.

[Uncle Emperor, why don’t you tell me the truth now, when did you sleep with my wife Zhou Zhou? 】

[Uncle Huang, my wife Zhou Zhou has been praising you, but she still wants to hear you sing that song "The Ugly Eight Freaks"~~]

[Uncle Emperor, please give me some face. My wife Zhou Zhou is in Lianmai. Hurry up and don’t make me go crazy. Otherwise, the consequences will be unpredictable.It’s definitely not a trivial matter for one or two carnivals~~]

[Uncle the thief emperor, quickly connect my Zhouzhou microphone! 】

Seeing these barrages,

Shen Fei didn't bother to respond at all.

Continue to cook your own seafood fried rice,
Since learning from the boss that the seafood in the fried rice does not come from the Kingdom of the Sun, Shen Fei feels more at ease~~
At this moment, Shen Fei,
It can be regarded as a not-so-serious eating broadcast. Damn it, millions of viewers have gathered in the live broadcast room, and they are all paying attention to Shen Fei eating, and this attention lasts for a full 20 minutes.

And Sister Zhou, who was hung up on again and again,
I'm so angry that I'm going crazy~~
There were new tourists who came here with a confused look on their face. Then they looked at Shen Fei’s live broadcast with a confused look on their face and asked in the barrage: [What are you looking at?Isn’t this a beauty? 】

[That’s right, and this isn’t really a mukbang, what’s so interesting about it! 】

[It’s just one serving of seafood fried rice. I can eat three servings of seafood fried rice in one meal!Instead of watching his mukbang, why not watch my live broadcast~~The ID is a stinky durian, everyone is welcome to watch my mukbang~]

special,

There is actually a small anchor who comes to advertise,

next moment,
This guy named a Stinky Durian has already been moved out of the room by the administrator.

He also posted the live broadcast room guidelines: Advertising is strictly prohibited!Advertising is strictly prohibited!
While Shen Fei was eating, the fans and the female anchors were laughing and barraging,
A visitor with the ID name [Favorite Meimei] broke into the live broadcast room.

What this fan said was all in English: "the little brozher is quite handsome" "wa oh, the little brozher has a nice voice", "i like him", "CAN you sing english songs?"

These are all English words,

The audience in the live broadcast room saw,
They all commented:

[Damn, where did this foreign guy come from and speak English?Who the hell can translate it? What does that thing say? 】

[It’s very simple. The little brother is very handsome. The little brother has a nice voice. I like him. Can the little brother sing English songs?It's that simple, I can do it in the third grade of elementary school! 】

[Oh, is it true or false?I know all these letters individually.It’s just that they are grouped together and I don’t quite understand what they mean! 】

[Damn, this is China. This guy is pretending to be barren and speaks English? 】

[Maybe he is really a gringo? 】

【How can it be?Although this software has also been launched abroad, it is not the same channel as ours. How can there be foreigners? 】

[There are gringos in chicken eating. Isn’t it normal to have gringos in live streaming software~~]

[After all, with our emperor’s good looks and talents, it’s normal for him to attract a few foreign girls! 】

After another ten minutes,
Shen Fei finally ended the lunch slowly,

at this time,

It's already past two o'clock in the afternoon,
Shen Fei also wiped his mouth with a tissue, and then pushed the fast food box aside. Anyway, there would be a full-time maid (Tianwang Gaidihu) to clean it up in the evening.

look up,
Shen Fei also saw that some English words often appeared on the barrage.
I didn't think too much about it,

Just think of it as some fans coming to the platform to show off because their English skills are not bad.

But don't know,
The person behind this ID is really a foreign girl, and she’s quite tall!
Shen Fei naturally didn't care whether a single fan was a foreigner or not, and he didn't bother to worry about these things. He only focused on whether this live broadcast could complete the 200 side tasks. If he could complete it, he would definitely be happy.
If it cannot be completed, Shen Fei will not be too disappointed.
Now he has no shortage of money to marry a wife.
Moreover, this investment in Wolf Warrior 2 and the investment in Operation Red Sea were forced by this bitch Yang Mi.
These two things can make him a lot of money.

Feeling calm, Shen Fei wiped his mouth with a tissue, then looked at the live broadcast room: "Guys, everyone is almost here, are you ready?"

"The old rules, talent shows, there is definitely no shortage of them, I have them at my fingertips! 200 for each song, custom made, satisfaction guaranteed~~"

"Who will come first?"

Director Shen Fei never makes a mark on his work.
I always go straight to the point, regardless of whether I need to polish it first.
Because of his character, little girl Anne complained several times.

It’s my turn to order songs,

This is the part that everyone is most concerned about.
The heat is still very high,

Immediately, fans started a large barrage:

[I, I, I come first.The thing is, my wife has been feeling weird lately. I often see her looking in the mirror and dressing up every time she goes out...]

Without waiting for this person to finish speaking,

Some fans have already taken the initiative to respond to the barrage: "Yeah, brother, please stop it, it's too cliche. However, I still want to congratulate you, your wife is going to have a boyfriend~"

[Haha, upstairs, are you going to laugh me to death and inherit my flowers? 】

[God, is your wife going to have a boyfriend?I think it already exists, not that it will exist in the future! 】

[Please invite the next victim, ah, please invite the next lucky fan, please tell your story, our uncle has a song...]

[It’s finally my turn, I said, I said, the thing is like this, my girlfriend and her boyfriend...]

[Ahem, brother, I responded on behalf of the emperor’s uncle: His best friend has already plowed the fields before you!Anyway, the plot is the same old one, next one! 】

Look at the replies from netizens
The fans and the female anchors were all entertained.

The silly little girl in front of the screen clutched her belly and giggled non-stop, "Oh mom, Uncle Huang's live broadcast room is so interesting. I will be staying at Uncle Huang's place from now on~~"

Fans of Dai Xiaomei commented:

[Damn, stupid wife, what are you doing? How can you stay at the emperor’s uncle’s house?What should I do? 】

[Woo, stupid wife, are you going to put a hat on us? 】

[My dear wife, watch your words. What does it mean to stay at the emperor’s uncle’s house?Explain, what the hell is permanent? 】

The little girl hurriedly waved her hands, "You misunderstood, I just said that when the emperor's live broadcast, you must come to support him. His live broadcast room is always interesting~~"

Miss Zhou in front of the screen,

I was also amused by the comments from fans in Shen Fei’s live broadcast room.
For a moment, I even forgot to continue with Mai Shenfei.

Mozi was even more enthusiastic and slapped the table, "Damn, damn, damn, don't accept it. This stinky guy's live broadcast style is really awesome. The fans have already automatically created joy without him having to say a word. I'm envious. I’m so damned~~”

At this time,

In the live broadcast room, the name of a guy whose ID was "Eighth Level Big Wind" attracted Shen Fei.
Nima,

Have you ever seen such a narcissistic man?
Shen Fei suddenly felt that the titles of "Uncle Emperor" or "Meng De" were not as loud as this guy's title.

then,

I saw this fan making a long comment:
Category [-] strong wind: [The thing is like this, I have three children. The eldest had a car accident some time ago and needed a blood transfusion. The key is that my blood type does not match the child’s...]

Netizen commented: [This is also normal. My blood type does not match that of my child. It is not impossible. It can be explained medically~~]

[I hope I’m not overthinking it~]

[Da Kuangfeng, what is your blood type and what is your child’s blood type? Can’t you just tell us and let everyone analyze it? 】

[Yes, yes, those who have studied biology can basically give some answers~~] Level [-] Da Kuangfeng: [The key is, I am type A, my wife is type O, and my eldest son is type B! 】

Netizen: [Your situation... is a bit complicated...]

[Maybe the blood type has mutated!Funny dog ​​head~~]

[Hahaha, why the hell do you need analysis?He must be wearing a hat? 】

[You are type A and your wife is type O. Your child will be either type A or type O. All other blood types are incorrect! (I am an honest person~)]

Level [-] Strong Wind: [So, I already know the result.But now, the second and third children don’t look like me either. What the hell, what the hell... Wuwu~~]

Netizen: [Hug, don’t cry, think on the bright side, maybe your second and third sons inherited their genes from your wife, so they are not like you! 】

[Ahem, although I don’t want to expose the original poster’s scars, I still want to ask: Second child and third child, have you done a paternity test? 】

[Yes, have you done it? 】

【What was the result? 】

[Forgive me for laughing secretly~~]

[Owner, you are a bit miserable~]

Level [-] strong wind: [Identified it, and the result was as expected; the second child is type AB, and the third child is type O! 】

Shen Fei smiled faintly: "At least the result is not bad, the third child is still kissable!"

Netizens:

[Hahaha, the emperor’s uncle is really good at comforting people. Three children and three fathers. Isn’t this too miserable? ! ! 】

[Damn it, I felt sorry for the poster for three seconds. Such a fucking result... It’s really shocking. It’s not worthy of the poster’s ID name! 】

[It’s just that you, this level [-] strong wind, couldn’t subdue your own wife. Your... title is fake~~]

[Owner, please change your name. You can’t control this ID title!Why not transfer it to me! 】

[Da Kuangfeng, I want to know the follow-up results. Can you disclose them? 】

[I want to know if the third child is his biological child? 】

Category [-] strong wind: [I’m not afraid of your jokes. The third child looks very similar to Lao Wang, who lives downstairs in my house. He gave my wife a beating today. It has been confirmed that I raised three children for nothing!Woo woo woo...]

Shen Fei: ...

Stay girl:  …

How come there are always such outrageous stories in Uncle Huang’s live broadcast room?I feel sorry for this Category [-] strong wind.

Words,

Why do these people always make jokes about his ID?

Isn't this just an ordinary ID title?
Dai Xiaomei immediately sent a message to Mozi and asked about this matter, because in Dai Xiaomei's view, Mozi was proficient in this field of knowledge.

really,

Mozi did not disappoint her, and immediately responded: "Read his ID name upside down, read it twice more, and feel it again!"

After Mozi’s prompting,
The little girl tried to read the person's ID backwards, and suddenly discovered something amazing. She blushed and muttered: "No wonder those people always make jokes about his ID~~"

then,

Mozi gave a few more examples: there are many similar names, such as "Wrong Buzi Throwing", for example, "Naibai's Snow". Chinese culture is broad and profound, even if there are typos or reversed order, it still does not affect the reading~~
Stay girl:  …

Okay, learned it,

No wonder Chinese language can give foreigners a headache.
Just like: Han Meimei asked Li Lei: "Are you going to play football this afternoon? I saw the weather forecast said there will be heavy rain this afternoon!" Li Lei responded: Will it rain?I go! , I would like to ask Li Lei whether to go or not?
Category [-] strong wind: [I am telling this because I was drinking alone outside and no one told me what was on my mind.No, I have been following Uncle Huang. I like his songs very much. I hope that Uncle Huang can sing a song to soothe me~~]

Fan barrage:

[Damn, such a tragic thing, uncle Huang, must be composed into a song! 】

[Yes, yes, even if you don’t want a reward, you still have to complete the song! 】

[Uncle Emperor, this order... it’s really unreasonable for you not to accept it~~]

however,
Faced with this question, the emperor's uncle hesitated for a moment and then responded: "This experience of yours is indeed worthy of a song; but I'm afraid that after singing, you will be even more unbearable. Let's do this, brother, you go home first , cover your head and sleep for the night, and when you feel better tomorrow, I will sing you another song, how about it?"

Subtext: You're fucking drunk, and I don't know if you're drunk or not, and you didn't mention whether to reward me or not.

How do I sing this song?

There are so many difficult things in the world, and it’s impossible for me to take care of everything, right?
We don’t know each other, everything is interchangeable.

Think about it, is that so, brother?

hear this,

Fans were not happy: [Damn, Uncle Huang, you bastard, everyone is like this, can’t you sing a song that makes people happy? 】

[Yes, you don’t have to choose a sad song. Uncle Huang, let’s play a whole song instead! 】

[Support the emperor’s uncle to write a happy song! 】

Shen Fei shrugged again: "Today is a good day? This is not appropriate at all! I still suggest that the big brother goes back to sleep and talk about singing when he wakes up tomorrow; don't worry, I can't run away, so what are you afraid of!"

Fan: [Who knew you could run? It’s been three months since you disappeared. Who knows when your next live broadcast will be! 】

[Yes, don’t think that everyone doesn’t know your true nature, you idiot! 】

[Is it correct or not, please give me a happy word! 】

[Isn’t it just a reward, 200, right?Uncle Emperor, you compose a song for this brother with three children and four fathers just now, and I will take care of his reward~~]

see this scene,
Shen Fei coughed and said, "It's not impossible to sing. Let me think about it, are there any suitable songs?..."

At this time,

The eight-level strong wind barraged again: "Uncle Emperor, today is my birthday!"

Shen Fei: ...

Damn it, this guy is really unlucky~~
On my birthday, I found out that the last child was not my biological child. It was so damn… heartbreaking!
Dai Xiaomei also commented: "Uncle Huang, please sing, I will take care of his reward~~"

Mozi also commented: "I feel sorry for that big brother, uncle Huang, please sing and I will reward you too!"

however,
Shen Fei said towards the live broadcast room, "Brother, wait a moment, I'm going to get something. We won't sing anymore. Let me show you some other unique skills..."

finished speaking,

Shen Fei left the live broadcast screen directly.
Everyone watched his back walking towards the direction of the piano in the living room...

In fact,
Uncle Huang is not planning to play the piano.

Instead, I fell in love with another musical instrument placed on top of the piano...

……

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(End of this chapter)