Let you live broadcast the Chinese New Year, you bring Mimi to kill pigs
Chapter 61 1 "Not Short of Money", the whole country is bursting with laughter!
Chapter 61 A "Not Short of Money" made the whole country burst into laughter!
In the collective dance of the audience.
After Su Che and Yang Mi sang "Little Apple", they left the stage.
When the guests at the back came to the stage to perform.
The ratings of the Liaotai Spring Festival Gala dropped directly from [-] to [-].
Zhao Yuansong didn't mind this at all.
Now Su Che is the guarantee of the ratings of the Liaotai Spring Festival Gala.
Waiting for him to perform on stage again.
The ratings will go up again.
And in the following program.
The atmosphere at the scene gradually cooled down.
Only when performing skits and language programs.
The audience will laugh and applaud.
And when performing songs and dances, and connecting to the off-site Spring Festival Gala.
All need Zhao Yuansong to dispatch in person.
Let the pre-arranged audience lead the applause.
Only the other audience members at the scene applauded, showing the lively atmosphere of the scene.
Even the barrage in the webcast room became sparse.
Until one o'clock in the middle of the night.
The penultimate show ended.
When the Spring Festival Gala is coming to an end.
The host once again came to the stage to announce the curtain.
"Next, please enjoy the sketch "Not Bad Money" brought to us by Su Che, Su Hongshan, Yang Mi, and Liu Tian!"
With the host announced the curtain.
The audience didn't need Zhao Yuansong to dispatch at all.
They all applauded and welcomed, their eyes full of anticipation.
The drowsy audience sitting in the corner also regained their spirits.
The barrage in the webcast room also increased in speed visible to the naked eye.
"It can be regarded as waiting for Su Che to perform. I almost fell asleep just now."
"I'd like to see what this skit is about."
"None of these four people has experience in performing sketches. Can this sketch be good?"
"Could it be a skit staged by Jill in the Liaotai Spring Festival Gala to force Su Che's popularity."
……
In the anticipation and suspicion of all audiences.
The main stage scene was replaced with a restaurant layout.
Su Hongshan and Yang Mi took the lead.
Su Hongshan was wearing a military overcoat and an old man's hat, and he carried strings of dried mushrooms and garlic on his back.
There is a bundle of green onions under his arm and an old hen in his hand.
At this time, Yang Mi also changed into a big flower jacket and green trousers, with two braids on her head, dressed as a rural girl in her teens.
After the two took the stage.
Then he began to perform the plot of forgetting to bring money according to the script of the sketch.
Pave the way for the following plot.
Although the two of them occasionally interspersed some Northeast dialects with jokes when they were talking.
But the audience in the live broadcast room didn't buy it.
"I've been waiting since Liao TV announced the program list, and it ended up performing this thing for me?"
"There's nothing funny about it, I'm looking forward to it for nothing."
"Let's go. My brother is singing in the Spring Festival Gala next door. I'll come back when Su Che sings "Nocturne"."
"Let me just say, none of the four actors can play a sketch, how can this sketch be good-looking."
……
Just when the audience in the live broadcast room was about to leave.
Su Che counted seven cents, holding the menu in his hand.
He appeared in a white top and a pair of baggy red and white checked pants.
Those viewers who originally planned to leave the live broadcast room.
After seeing Su Che's funny appearance.
Can't help but shine in front of my eyes, and stayed with a glimmer of expectation.
"We are a high-end hotel and do not collect agricultural and sideline products."
Su Che looked at the appearance of the grandfather and grandson, and said in a very funny tone.
In addition to the burden of lines and dressing scenes, the skit program.
The tone of voice is also an important joke point.
"it is good!"
When the audience heard Su Che's voice.
They all smiled and applauded.
Just when the audience burst out laughing.
The show also came with its first big burden.
Su Hongshan warned: "I said girl, this meal is very important."
Before Su Hongshan finished speaking, Su Che retorted first: "Who do you call a girl, she is a pure man."
When Su Che uttered this purely manly line in a sissy way.
The resulting contrast effect once again caused the audience to burst out laughing.
"Then why are you still dressed like this, why are you still wearing a skirt?"
Su Hongshan looked Su Che's appearance up and down, and asked with a puzzled expression.
"It's packaged according to our Scottish style, and it's not a skirt, it's not capri pants."
While talking, Su Che came out from behind the dining table, picked up a pair of trousers casually: "Didn't you see that this has legs!"
The audience saw that Su Che was wearing trousers that were part of one trouser leg.
Listen to Su Che's funny lines and accent.
All of them couldn't help laughing out loud.
Laughing and applauding.
Wait until the audience recovers and the effect of the joke passes.
Su Che immediately acted shy, and continued to read the lines in a sissy tone.
"Oh my god, I lost my way in a hurry."
"I said why there is no crotch in the aisle."
While Su Che was talking, he was still holding his trouser legs.
Take two small steps on the stage.
The audience just slowed down.
After seeing Su Che's performance, he couldn't help laughing and bent over again.
in such dense laughter
The audience laughed and tears almost flowed out, and the muscles on their faces were sore.
In the webcast room of the Liaotai Spring Festival Gala, the barrage exploded directly.
If you don't block the barrage in the live broadcast room, you won't be able to see people at all!
"Fuck, this burden is awesome!"
"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, I can wear pants and go wrong."
"I'm just eating, and I burst out laughing when I saw this."
"This burden is really overwhelming, I never thought of it."
"Who can count how many jokes Su Che performed in just a few tens of seconds?"
"The screenwriter of this skit has a really big brain, and he can think of such jokes."
"A friendly reminder, it was just shown on the show that the writer of this skit is also Su Che."
"I'm just wondering, what else can Su Che not know?"
"Those who said this skit was not funny before, hurry up and apologize!"
……
at the same time.
Jinghai City.
Inside an old residential building.
Fang Yongming was sitting in the living room, drinking tea and watching the Liaotai Spring Festival Gala.
He is the dean of a middle school.
Due to the nature of work.
He is serious and rigid.
Don't smile at anyone.
Even if you usually receive some funny video pushes.
They all finished watching with a straight face.
The reason why he watched Su Che's sketch.
Just to not miss Su Che singing "Nocturne".
puff~
Just when Fang Yongming was drinking tea, he happened to see Su Che lift up his trouser leg.
Unable to bear it for a while, he sprayed out the tea directly.
The whole person covered his stomach, bent over and laughed.
"Master, why are you smiling so happily?"
"Dad, what did you see?"
The daughter-in-law and daughter who are swiping their mobile phones nearby.
Looking at Fang Yongming who bent over with a smile.
There was an expression of disbelief in his puzzled eyes.
In their impression.
Fang Yongming had never smiled so happily before.
"Come and see, Su Che's sketch is really funny."
Fang Yongming pointed to the TV and explained to his wife and daughter.
His wife and daughter followed the trend and looked at the TV.
At this time, the scene of Su Che reciting his lines and walking with his trouser legs on was playing on the TV screen.
"Hahaha, isn't this Su Che? It's so funny."
"I didn't expect Su Che to perform so well in skits, it's so funny."
Fang Yongming's wife and daughter saw this scene.
He laughed so hard that tears almost flowed out.
It's not just Fang Yongming's family.
Among all the families who are watching the Liaotai Spring Festival Gala
Everyone laughed at this time.
Also known as.
at this moment.
Almost all the people in the whole country were amused by Su Che.
Thanks for the rewards from Lonely, Shang;
Kowtow and kneel thanks!
Bang bang bang!
(End of this chapter)
In the collective dance of the audience.
After Su Che and Yang Mi sang "Little Apple", they left the stage.
When the guests at the back came to the stage to perform.
The ratings of the Liaotai Spring Festival Gala dropped directly from [-] to [-].
Zhao Yuansong didn't mind this at all.
Now Su Che is the guarantee of the ratings of the Liaotai Spring Festival Gala.
Waiting for him to perform on stage again.
The ratings will go up again.
And in the following program.
The atmosphere at the scene gradually cooled down.
Only when performing skits and language programs.
The audience will laugh and applaud.
And when performing songs and dances, and connecting to the off-site Spring Festival Gala.
All need Zhao Yuansong to dispatch in person.
Let the pre-arranged audience lead the applause.
Only the other audience members at the scene applauded, showing the lively atmosphere of the scene.
Even the barrage in the webcast room became sparse.
Until one o'clock in the middle of the night.
The penultimate show ended.
When the Spring Festival Gala is coming to an end.
The host once again came to the stage to announce the curtain.
"Next, please enjoy the sketch "Not Bad Money" brought to us by Su Che, Su Hongshan, Yang Mi, and Liu Tian!"
With the host announced the curtain.
The audience didn't need Zhao Yuansong to dispatch at all.
They all applauded and welcomed, their eyes full of anticipation.
The drowsy audience sitting in the corner also regained their spirits.
The barrage in the webcast room also increased in speed visible to the naked eye.
"It can be regarded as waiting for Su Che to perform. I almost fell asleep just now."
"I'd like to see what this skit is about."
"None of these four people has experience in performing sketches. Can this sketch be good?"
"Could it be a skit staged by Jill in the Liaotai Spring Festival Gala to force Su Che's popularity."
……
In the anticipation and suspicion of all audiences.
The main stage scene was replaced with a restaurant layout.
Su Hongshan and Yang Mi took the lead.
Su Hongshan was wearing a military overcoat and an old man's hat, and he carried strings of dried mushrooms and garlic on his back.
There is a bundle of green onions under his arm and an old hen in his hand.
At this time, Yang Mi also changed into a big flower jacket and green trousers, with two braids on her head, dressed as a rural girl in her teens.
After the two took the stage.
Then he began to perform the plot of forgetting to bring money according to the script of the sketch.
Pave the way for the following plot.
Although the two of them occasionally interspersed some Northeast dialects with jokes when they were talking.
But the audience in the live broadcast room didn't buy it.
"I've been waiting since Liao TV announced the program list, and it ended up performing this thing for me?"
"There's nothing funny about it, I'm looking forward to it for nothing."
"Let's go. My brother is singing in the Spring Festival Gala next door. I'll come back when Su Che sings "Nocturne"."
"Let me just say, none of the four actors can play a sketch, how can this sketch be good-looking."
……
Just when the audience in the live broadcast room was about to leave.
Su Che counted seven cents, holding the menu in his hand.
He appeared in a white top and a pair of baggy red and white checked pants.
Those viewers who originally planned to leave the live broadcast room.
After seeing Su Che's funny appearance.
Can't help but shine in front of my eyes, and stayed with a glimmer of expectation.
"We are a high-end hotel and do not collect agricultural and sideline products."
Su Che looked at the appearance of the grandfather and grandson, and said in a very funny tone.
In addition to the burden of lines and dressing scenes, the skit program.
The tone of voice is also an important joke point.
"it is good!"
When the audience heard Su Che's voice.
They all smiled and applauded.
Just when the audience burst out laughing.
The show also came with its first big burden.
Su Hongshan warned: "I said girl, this meal is very important."
Before Su Hongshan finished speaking, Su Che retorted first: "Who do you call a girl, she is a pure man."
When Su Che uttered this purely manly line in a sissy way.
The resulting contrast effect once again caused the audience to burst out laughing.
"Then why are you still dressed like this, why are you still wearing a skirt?"
Su Hongshan looked Su Che's appearance up and down, and asked with a puzzled expression.
"It's packaged according to our Scottish style, and it's not a skirt, it's not capri pants."
While talking, Su Che came out from behind the dining table, picked up a pair of trousers casually: "Didn't you see that this has legs!"
The audience saw that Su Che was wearing trousers that were part of one trouser leg.
Listen to Su Che's funny lines and accent.
All of them couldn't help laughing out loud.
Laughing and applauding.
Wait until the audience recovers and the effect of the joke passes.
Su Che immediately acted shy, and continued to read the lines in a sissy tone.
"Oh my god, I lost my way in a hurry."
"I said why there is no crotch in the aisle."
While Su Che was talking, he was still holding his trouser legs.
Take two small steps on the stage.
The audience just slowed down.
After seeing Su Che's performance, he couldn't help laughing and bent over again.
in such dense laughter
The audience laughed and tears almost flowed out, and the muscles on their faces were sore.
In the webcast room of the Liaotai Spring Festival Gala, the barrage exploded directly.
If you don't block the barrage in the live broadcast room, you won't be able to see people at all!
"Fuck, this burden is awesome!"
"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, I can wear pants and go wrong."
"I'm just eating, and I burst out laughing when I saw this."
"This burden is really overwhelming, I never thought of it."
"Who can count how many jokes Su Che performed in just a few tens of seconds?"
"The screenwriter of this skit has a really big brain, and he can think of such jokes."
"A friendly reminder, it was just shown on the show that the writer of this skit is also Su Che."
"I'm just wondering, what else can Su Che not know?"
"Those who said this skit was not funny before, hurry up and apologize!"
……
at the same time.
Jinghai City.
Inside an old residential building.
Fang Yongming was sitting in the living room, drinking tea and watching the Liaotai Spring Festival Gala.
He is the dean of a middle school.
Due to the nature of work.
He is serious and rigid.
Don't smile at anyone.
Even if you usually receive some funny video pushes.
They all finished watching with a straight face.
The reason why he watched Su Che's sketch.
Just to not miss Su Che singing "Nocturne".
puff~
Just when Fang Yongming was drinking tea, he happened to see Su Che lift up his trouser leg.
Unable to bear it for a while, he sprayed out the tea directly.
The whole person covered his stomach, bent over and laughed.
"Master, why are you smiling so happily?"
"Dad, what did you see?"
The daughter-in-law and daughter who are swiping their mobile phones nearby.
Looking at Fang Yongming who bent over with a smile.
There was an expression of disbelief in his puzzled eyes.
In their impression.
Fang Yongming had never smiled so happily before.
"Come and see, Su Che's sketch is really funny."
Fang Yongming pointed to the TV and explained to his wife and daughter.
His wife and daughter followed the trend and looked at the TV.
At this time, the scene of Su Che reciting his lines and walking with his trouser legs on was playing on the TV screen.
"Hahaha, isn't this Su Che? It's so funny."
"I didn't expect Su Che to perform so well in skits, it's so funny."
Fang Yongming's wife and daughter saw this scene.
He laughed so hard that tears almost flowed out.
It's not just Fang Yongming's family.
Among all the families who are watching the Liaotai Spring Festival Gala
Everyone laughed at this time.
Also known as.
at this moment.
Almost all the people in the whole country were amused by Su Che.
Thanks for the rewards from Lonely, Shang;
Kowtow and kneel thanks!
Bang bang bang!
(End of this chapter)
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