Entertaining Tomb Raider: Play Porky Bottle, Teammate Yang Mi

"Chen Sanjiang, ah Chen Sanjiang, you should change your name to Chang Youli, how come you are always right, haha."

"To be honest, I'm not a saint, but I really feel sorry for Chen Sanjiang's two younger brothers. They put up with Chen Sanjiang just for the treasure, but in the end, the treasure is definitely gone, and they have to be implicated by Chen Sanjiang."

"That's why they say that choice is more important than hard work. When they chose Chen Sanjiang as their boss, today's outcome was already determined."

"Haha, what the above person said makes so much sense. The control group is made up of Brother Jing and his friends. They chose Su Mu as their leader, and look how happy they are now."

……

After Chen Sanjiang taught his two younger brothers a lesson.

Take a few deep breaths.

He looked deeper into the woods again.

Only after he felt that the terrible sound had not been heard did he turn around and go back with peace of mind.

Before going back, he threatened his two younger brothers.

"Stop playing tricks on me and don't make any noise, or you two will be in trouble!"

The two younger brothers were angry but dared not say anything, so they could only endure it.

But they were obviously frightened.

There is no way to concentrate on ambush, and you have to look back from time to time.

Check to see if there is anything unusual behind.

During this period, Su Mu did not take any action.

Su Mu is very good at controlling this rhythm.

We have to wait until they relax temporarily before attacking.

That's what makes it interesting.

No matter how you put it, no one can beat him when he is in a bad mood.

Sure enough, after observing for a long time, the two younger brothers found that there was no movement behind.

My vigilance was immediately lowered.

No more looking back so often.

Su Mu felt that the time had come and picked up the slingshot.

Aiming at the direction of Chen Sanjiang, the stone was fired out with a whoosh.

It hit Chen Sanjiang right on the back of the head.

"oops!"

Chen Sanjiang screamed and covered his head.

"Who! Who did it!"

Chen Sanjiang turned around and looked at his two younger brothers angrily.

They both looked confused at the moment and spread their hands innocently.

"Boss, it has nothing to do with us two... We didn't even move."

Chen Sanjiang looked at the two of them suspiciously, and it was obvious that he didn't quite believe that they were innocent.

He pointed a finger at the two of them, threateningly.

"Don't do anything behind my back. Don't think I don't know what you are thinking."

"If I catch you in the act, I'll show you how I'll deal with you two!"

At this moment, Wu Jing, who was watching this farce behind a big tree, almost couldn't help laughing out loud.

He thought this was really interesting.

I wish I could play a little longer.

He couldn't help but look in Su Mu's direction and gave him a thumbs up.

After seeing this, Su Mu nodded slightly, thinking that this was just the beginning.

The game has just begun.

So, he looked at Chen Sanjiang, pulled the slingshot again and fired a stone. This time, the stone directly hit Chen Sanjiang's vital part.

A scream echoed in the woods.

Chen Sanjiang covered his lower body with his hands, his face was pale, and beads of sweat rolled down his forehead.

Apart from wailing, he was in so much pain that he couldn't utter a word.

His two younger brothers were first startled by his screams.

After seeing his actions, I immediately realized what happened.

The two people's first reaction was to spread their hands and distance themselves from Chen Sanjiang.

"Boss, it wasn't me this time. You just saw it. The two of us didn't move."

"Yes, Boss. Now we can finally prove our innocence. This matter has nothing to do with us."

Chen Sanjiang was in so much pain that he couldn't speak. He rolled his eyes and gestured at his two younger brothers.

The two younger brothers stared with their eyes wide open, looking confused.

"Boss, what are you going to do?"

"Boss, please speak up! If you don't speak up, how can we understand you?"

Wu Jing was almost dying of laughter watching from behind.

If he could speak, would he need to use gestures to compete with you two?

He reasonably suspected that these two younger brothers were not really stupid, but were just pretending to be stupid.

The purpose was to avenge Chen Sanjiang for his previous harsh treatment of the two of them.

……

“Hahahaha, I’m dying of laughter. My stomach hurts from laughing hahaha!”

"There has never been a variety show that can make me laugh so happily, not even a genuine comedy variety show."

"Really? I haven't laughed so happily in a long time. I didn't expect that Chen Sanjiang would bring me this joy. This feeling is so wonderful."

"The above, your statement is incorrect. How could this be provided by Chen Sanjiang? This is clearly Su Mu's brilliant idea!"

"Hahaha, you're right. This is Su Mu's home court. How can Chen Sanjiang steal the limelight? I'm the first one to disagree!"

"Su Mu is so awesome. Who knows what that sly smile on his face just now was? It was so sweet. My heart was beating so fast just by watching it."

"Really, I like Su Mu's naughty feeling too much. This Chen Sanjiang makes me feel like a toy that Su Mu can play with. Why do you have to mess with Su Mu when you can mess with anyone else?"

"Hahaha, the more miserable Chen Sanjiang screams, the happier I am. I even start to doubt whether I am a pervert."

"Haha, you guys are too kind, because people like Chen Sanjiang deserve to be punished. You will definitely be happy to see him being punished. This is normal. How can you say that you are a pervert?"

"Chen Sanjiang's two little brothers are also very funny. I would like to call them the strongest assistants! They simply add several levels of humor to this incident."

"Yeah, I have a reasonable suspicion that these two guys are taking revenge on Chen Sanjiang right now, haha. Every word they said was beyond my expectations, but they also made me laugh."

"Chen Sanjiang, ah Chen Sanjiang, do you know what this is called? This is what they call "the righteous have many supporters, the unrighteous have few!"

"Just be grateful, Chen Sanjiang. This is the first lesson our Su Mu taught you. Tell me whether you have learned it or not."

……

Chen Sanjiang was still wailing at this moment.

At the same time, the body slides downwards unconsciously.

It looked like it was about to fall off the tree trunk.

At first, his attention was all on his own pain, and he didn't notice his situation.

By the time he reacted, it was already too late.

It was about to fall.

He stretched out his hands to his two younger brothers, trying to get them to grab him and pull him up.

However, they were both frightened by the beating.

As soon as they saw him reaching out his hand, they all retreated back. (End of this chapter)