Entertaining Tomb Raider: Play Porky Bottle, Teammate Yang Mi

Chapter 199
When Su Mu climbed up, Wu Jing observed the corpse from below.

guessed.

"You say, is this really a person?"

"Isn't that wearing human clothes!" said the four-character brother.

"You don't understand this, do you think about the monkeys who attacked us just now, do they behave like people?"

"Then is it possible for them to wear human clothes?" Wu Jing put forward his own guess.

His idea successfully led others astray.

Everyone followed suit.

"Brother Jing's words seem to make sense!" Reba blinked her innocent big eyes and said.

"I was wondering just now, how could there be a dead body in this place, brother Jing said so, it makes sense!" Liu Tianxian also said.

At the same time, he was praised by the two beauties, and Wu Jing's heart immediately blossomed.

I thought to myself, is my IQ not bad?

Whoever says that the limbs are well-developed must be simple-minded.

I am both civil and martial arts!

The main reason for this is that Su Mu is too good to show him.

If there is no such excellent example as Su Mu, I will make a comparison by my side.

Then Wu Jing must be the main force of the team, okay?

Just as he was thinking happily, the four-character brother poured a basin of cold water over him.

"Looking at the size of the corpse, it is more than double the size of the monkey before."

"It clearly looks like an adult. If it were a monkey, how could it have such a big body!"

Wu Jing, who was refuted, was a little unhappy.

But I feel that what the four-character brother said does make sense.

Not quite reconciled, he thought about it, and said a little forcefully.

"That, that's also possible, this is the monkey king!"

"The Monkey King's figure is bigger than other monkeys. This...is quite reasonable!"

Speaking of the second half, Wu Jing himself felt a little guilty.

After the four-character brother heard this, he first glanced at Wu Jing in disbelief.

Then he laughed out loud.

Wu Jing laughed until Wu Jing's heart shuddered.

On the side, Yang Mi couldn't help but said.

"Brother Jing, if I remember correctly, the choice of monkey king among the monkeys is not based on their size."

"And even if it's based on body size, the big one with one lap or two laps is not bad, but it's two or three times as big, isn't it a bit too outrageous!"

How could Wu Jing not know that he had just made a joke.

It's all because of his self-esteem, why did such words come out of his mouth.

This is all right, let people laugh again.

"Hahaha, Brother Jing, the one you mentioned doesn't look like a monkey king, but rather a mutated monkey, hahahaha!"

The four-character brother laughed so hard that Wu Jing blushed.

"Okay, okay, I'll let you pick up a joke, you little heartless!"

At this moment, they looked up at Su Mu's direction.

I saw that he had turned the corpse over and was reaching out to take off the mask on his face.

Seeing his movements, several people breathed more cautiously.

They all had their own opinions on whether the corpse was a human or a monkey.

Now that the answer is finally revealed, they are inevitably nervous.

In the live broadcast room, the audience watched Su Mu's movements and subconsciously slowed down their breathing.

"I was so nervous, I felt more nervous than the people they were there!"

"My god, I can't even look at it!"

"Thank you for the joke you made just now, Brother Jing, which successfully relieved some of my nervousness, otherwise I will need quick-acting heart-relief pills now!"

"Hahaha, Brother Jing's role is reflected here, isn't it!"

"Brother Jing's label as a funny person is solid, and I can't take it off!"

"The time to reveal the answer is coming, so nervous!"

"This is Su Mu. If he doesn't change his face, he might be scared to death!"

"Another person might not dare to touch this mask at all! Su Mu will always be divine!"

……

Along with the white mask with strange expression, Su Mu took it off.

The face under the mask finally revealed its true colors.

It's people!

The views of the four-character brothers before were correct.

This is indeed a person.

I saw his face was ashen, and his face looked extremely strange.

The eyes were wide open, and the eyeballs were protruding.

The mouth is also open.

It looked like he had been frightened before he died.

Seeing this face, the audience couldn't help but tremble.

Some timid ones quickly closed their eyes, not daring to take a second look.

In the studio, Teacher He and the others were also quite frightened by this face.

Especially Bingbing, hastily covered her eyes with both hands.

"It's terrible, can the director cut the scene first!"

Bingbing felt that it would be impossible to host this show without a big heart.

The director team also knew that the impact of this scene was too great.

So he manipulated the drone following Su Mu to turn around and point the camera at Su Mu's face.

As soon as the picture changes, it doesn't matter whether it's Bingbing or other people in the live broadcast room.

All are relieved.

"Su Mu still looks good, this picture is much more comfortable!" Bing Bing had already taken off the hand covering her eyes.

Now looking at Su Mu's face on the screen, he was satisfied and infatuated.

I can't wait to drool.

Seeing Bingbing's performance, Mr. He joked.

"Bingbing, you're acting too obviously, it really is a girl who doesn't want to stay!"

After being told by Teacher He, Bingbing became embarrassed after realizing it.

He lowered his head and blushed and said in a low voice.

"No way, Mr. He, Su Mu is really handsome, and compared with the picture just now, the gap is too obvious!"

Mr. He has a clear mind, so he sees it right now.

Knowing that Bingbing is embarrassed, this joke is enough.

……

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo""

"Thank you to the director team. If you encounter this kind of situation in the future, it is better to switch the camera in advance. We just want to admire Su Mu's face!"

"That's right, it is recommended to point the camera at Su Mu's face and take pictures 24 hours a day!"

"It was really scary just now. That look almost gave me away!"

"Speaking of which, who is this person, and why did he appear here?"

"I think it should be a grave robber, otherwise I wouldn't take the risk to come to this kind of place!"

"But when Su Mu and the others came in before, they didn't find any traces of someone coming in before!"

"Don't guess, you can't figure it out after guessing again and again, let's see what Su Mu and the others say!"

……

Seeing Su Mu lose his face, Wu Jing and the others became anxious.

(End of this chapter)