Entertaining Tomb Raider: Play Porky Bottle, Teammate Yang Mi

Wu Jing felt scared at this moment.

If Su Mu had stopped him later, he would have really drank this wine.

At that moment, he might have wanted to die.

At the same time, he also scolded the Ten Thousand Slave King ten thousand times in his heart.

This guy is so perverted.

It's okay to build their own mausoleum in such a special way, which made them suffer a lot.

Nowadays, such things are still used to make wine!
With so many wine cans, this would cost...how many children's lives!

Seeing Wu Jing's face turning pale and his whole body shaking with fear.

Su Mu said.

"Brother Jing, you don't have to be so scared. This is actually not the body of a baby."

"Actually, it's a pre-term monkey, and this wine is called Hericium!"

After hearing Su Mu's explanation, Wu Jing felt a little better.

Mainly because it's not a baby, so I feel less guilty.

But pre-term monkeys are scary enough!

This still can't change the idea that King Wannu is a pervert.

"Hericium fever? This person really thinks it through!"

"What difference will it make after drinking this wine? Is it possible that I can become an immortal?" The four-character brother curled his lips in disdain and complained.

"That's not possible. Maybe it has some special effect for people of that era."

"Don't people nowadays also like to soak snakes in wine?" Su Mu said casually.

"That's different. This hericium fever is more cruel!"

"Brother Jing, it's a good thing you didn't drink. If you drank this, your life would be gone!" said the four-character brother.

"That won't kill you, but you'll still feel sick in your heart!" Lu Han said.

Wu Jing came to his senses in a daze at this moment.

He said to Su Mu with some embarrassment.

"Su Mu, thank you so much this time. You really saved my life unintentionally!"

"I was so angry at you just now. I'm so embarrassed!"

Su Mu waved his hand.

"I won't say any more, but you just need to remember one sentence."

"That means after entering the ancient tomb, every word I tell you will be useful."

"Don't rely on your own judgment to think it's okay just because it's okay."

“Many times, danger is hidden beneath the surface calm.”

After hearing what Su Mu said, several people nodded vigorously, thinking that what he said made sense.

……

"I'll go. Su Mu is so right. Danger is often hidden deep and always appears suddenly when you feel safe."

"As expected of me, Su Mu, I am about to become a philosopher!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, I feel sick in my stomach just thinking about that thing. The person who invented this hericium fever is really a pervert!"

"Ugh! My family, who understands me? I watched the live broadcast while eating, but when I saw the monkey head burning my morning meal, I vomited it out together!"

"Haha, the guy upstairs is a new fan, and he dares to watch this show while eating! You are such a warrior!"

"Brother Jing really needs to thank Su Mu. If it hadn't been for Su Mu this time, Brother Jing might have been left with a lifelong shadow in his heart!"

"Now I really feel how difficult it is for Su Mu. I feel like a parent with a house full of worried children!"

……

In the tomb in front of me, there was nothing else but wine jars.

Su Mu also took a cursory look at the murals on the walls, but there was nothing noteworthy.

On both sides of this room, there is an exit.

Leading in different directions.

The two exits look identical.

For a moment, everyone was at a loss and didn't know which direction to go. At this time, they naturally handed over the problem to Su Mu and let him make the decision.

Su Mu looked at the passages on both sides, seeming to be thinking about something.

When everyone saw his appearance, they didn't dare to disturb him.

Thinking to himself, Su Mu must be using his own ability to feel the passages on both sides.

So choose the most correct one.

After a moment, Su Mu seemed to have the answer.

Pointing to the passage to their right, he said.

"Go this way!"

After everyone heard this, their faces were full of admiration.

While walking behind Su Mu, Wu Jing couldn't help but ask.

"Su Mu, what's the difference between the passage here and the other side?"

"I don't know!" Su Mu replied calmly.

However, Wu Jing did not believe this.

"Su Mu, you are treating us like outsiders!"

"I'm not trying to find out your secrets, I just want to understand the difference between the two sides!"

However, Su Mu still looked calm.

He spread his hands in an innocent manner and said.

"I'm telling the truth, I really don't know the difference between the two sides!"

Wu Jing saw that he just didn't say anything and simply said.

"Then why did you choose this side?"

"I...point out the troops and generals!" Su Mu said.

Wu Jing: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Everyone was petrified at this moment.

Wu Jing looked at Su Mu's innocent eyes and confirmed without giving up.

"Su Mu, are you serious, or are you kidding?"

"Of course I'm serious, why would I lie to you about this kind of thing!"

After saying that, Su Mu waved her hand and walked away with a look like I don't want to talk to you anymore.

The others were left where they were, feeling somewhat doubtful about life.

Su Mu's serious and meditative look just now was actually planning his troops in his mind!
Fortunately, they were even careful when breathing, for fear of disturbing Su Mu.

At the same time, everyone imagined Su Mu's selection process as magical and thrilling.

As a result...it turns out that you are ordering troops and generals!

Can you be more serious?

……

"Hahahahaha, Su Mu, are you inspired by Brother Jing and Brother Four, and are you ready to become a comedian?"

"No, Su Mu, can you please stop being funny? My stomach hurts when you make fun of me!"

"I have discovered that Su Mu is the kind of person who strives to achieve perfection no matter what he does. Even when he is funny, he is so awesome!"

"I will probably laugh at this joke for the rest of my life, hahahaha!"

"It's okay to point out troops and generals. It's the first time I've seen this matter used in such a serious situation!"

"I just want to say, is this really reliable? You are artificially increasing the intensity and difficulty of the expedition!"

"Su Mu: Just because you guys are unreliable, I can't be willful again? Really!"

"Su Mu can't be willful easily. The main reason is that others cannot bear the consequences of his willfulness, haha!"

"It's okay. I believe in Su Mu's luck. Even if he points out his troops, it will definitely be the most correct one!"

"It feels like Brother Jing and the others are about to be broken into pieces!" (End of Chapter)