The mayor is a little bit thick
Chapter 1 Classmates Reunion
Chapter 1 Classmates Reunion
In mid-May, the scorching sun blazing all the objects on the black land wantonly, and the light became distorted due to the large amount of water transpiration. It was so hot that they all got into the canopy and continued to croak.
At this time, a characteristic roar of a small-displacement motorcycle engine sounded from behind the gentle slope east of the 516 Provincial Highway. Looking for the sound, I saw a fuchsia 90 curved beam motorcycle that looked a bit aggressive, carrying Guided by a muscular young man wearing half-frame myopia glasses, he drove out from the gentle slope east of the asphalt road, along the road, hitting the distorted light, and drove towards Jiangyuan City.
"Riding my flirtatious little motorcycle, it will never be afraid of traffic jams... Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang..."
Wang Biao was humming a little song, while comfortably turning the small accelerator, "speeding like lightning" under the roiling heat wave. When going out in this hot weather, even if you drive a good car, it is better to ride a motorcycle refreshing.
At this time, a rapid roar sounded from behind, followed by several thunderous trumpets.
"locomotive."
Two large golden characters flashed in his head. Looking in the rearview mirror, it was indeed a white motorcycle chasing up from behind at a high speed. While turning his head to look, he shrugged his right arm and drove towards the side of the road. Go, give way to the car behind.
Looking at the person and the car in front of her, Shen Na couldn't help being amused. A big man with a big waist was actually riding a lady's scooter. This scene reminded him of the big bear riding a small scooter he saw in the circus. The bike scene.
In a trance, she felt that the man riding a small motorcycle in front of her eyes had turned into the naive big stupid bear in her memory. She decided to tease this 'cute' big bear, and adjust her mood of irritability and depression. Thinking of this, her right hand Relax the accelerator and drive side by side with 'Big Bear'.
"Hey, handsome pot, have we met somewhere? Why do you look so familiar." Shen Na shouted.
Looking at the fair face with exquisite features in the helmet, Wang Biao was very surprised. At the same time, his heart was filled with joy, and he wanted to shout loudly to others: Did you see, did you see, brother also has beautiful women The one who took the initiative to strike up a conversation, and she was Bai Fumei, not only had a nice voice, but also called my brother handsome, so kind.
Resisting the great joy and excitement in his heart, he opened his mouth and said loudly: "Ah? Really, don't tell me, I think you look familiar, but I can't remember where I saw it."
Looking at the pair of 'small eyes' shining behind the glasses, Shen Na was both amused and at the same time disdainful. Men are indeed virtuous, and they can't move their legs when they see beautiful women.
After cursing inwardly, she shouted again: "Ah, I remembered, I saw you when I was watching a performance in the circus, and your performance was really wonderful."
A circus show?It seems that I have identified the wrong person, but I can't expose it, otherwise the luck that fell from the sky will run away in a flash. Whether my old Wang can bid farewell to the single dog life this year depends on this time.
Thinking of this, Wang Biao said loudly: "Ah, right, right, I also remembered after hearing what you said. You were watching my performance back then?"
Shen Na suppressed her laughter and said loudly: "Riding a BMX, you look so funny and cute when you ride a BMX."
Riding a BMX?
Wang Biao was a little dazed and wanted to answer, but he seemed to feel that something was wrong. Before he could figure out how to answer, the crisp, pleasant and pleasant voice sounded in his ears again.
"There's one thing that's odd, though."
"What's up?"
"But how did you become a genius? You lost your hair soon, became a human, and learned to ride a motorcycle, hahahaha." Shen Na couldn't help laughing anymore: "Hahaha, big bear, Goodbye to you."
The right wrist slammed the accelerator, and the motorcycle suddenly jumped forward amidst the roar, leaving behind a series of loud laughter like silver bells.
"Holy shit, dare to call me a bear, your uncle's running for nothing" Wang Biao's forehead was filled with black lines, and he was molested by a little girl. It's really bad for his uncle to go out. , but the mount under the buttocks really doesn't look good, and the chug's exhaust pipe seems to be falling off, but the distance is getting farther and farther away.
Uncle, let me just say, why would a beautiful woman strike up a conversation with me all of a sudden, the relationship is for me to make fun of, and it's a bear?Is brother so bloated and fat?Brother is a muscular body with bad eyesight and doesn't wear glasses.
Wang Biao was extremely annoyed and hurt too much!
A few minutes later, two slightly blurred white people and cars a few hundred meters ahead caught his attention, Wang Biao.
"Hahaha, it's really a cycle of karma, retribution is not good, call you a little girl to scold me, the car is broken, hahaha." Wang Biao was proud for a while, and after a few laughs, he stepped on the gas and quickly moved towards that person. The car drives away.
When he got close, Wang Biao stopped the car. Although the squatting girl with short hair in a white short-sleeved T-shirt and a pair of blue and white distressed jeans looked good, he didn't have the heart to appreciate it.
He put his feet on the ground, leaned on the handlebars, and looked at the stinky girl in front of him with a smile.
"Hey, why didn't you run away? Didn't you run very fast just now, good guy, I just realized it, and before I even opened my mouth to pay you back, you ran five or sixty meters in a flash."
Seeing Wang Biao with a gloating expression in front of her, Shen Na was suddenly embarrassed, but was immediately dispelled by the previous anger. The stinky bear with small eyes dared to watch her lively, it was really out of the sky.
"What are you laughing at? Don't you know that when you smile, there is only a slit left in a pair of small eyes?" Shen Na retorted angrily, but her grandma said that women have to let go when they are angry, and they can't sulk, otherwise they will grow old. quick.
Fuck, it’s really Baomi, it’s not Baomi, it’s stubble, I met a ruthless person, and I actually hit him on the head, what a stinky bitch, if I don’t tell you about your endocrine disorder today, my brother’s surname will be reversed Write, small sample, dare to hurt me?You really don't know that brother used to be a well-known person in the circle who was a bad-talking person.
Wang Biao's smile froze, his eyes widened subconsciously, and the corners of his mouth were ready to spray the enemy in front of him, but before he opened his mouth to attack, the opponent's knife stabbed him again.
"Why don't you run away? People with long eyes can tell that the car is broken." Shen Na turned around, put her hands on her hips, puffed out her chest, and looked proudly at the big bear with a stiff face in front of her. It wasn't your little aunt who destroyed your fragile heart, it was you who shot at your aunt.
"you……"
"What are you? Want to refute? You said that your eyes are small, so you don't say anything, but the problem is, you are still short-sighted. Myopia is short-sighted. But why don't you change your glasses because the prescription is low? You Don't you know that it is very dangerous to not see the road conditions and traffic lights clearly?" Shen Na's mouth fluttered up and down, and she opened her mouth like a cannonball.
"I..." Wang Biao felt his tongue was cramped, and he couldn't control it at all.
"What me, what me? What do you want? A big old man can't speak clearly, have you graduated from junior high school?" Shen Na felt really refreshed after a few words of scolding, and she felt much lighter all over her body. .
Wang Biao yelled angrily, "Junior high school? I'm a college undergraduate, hmph, act like a snob."
"Hey, it's amazing, you can actually speak English." Shen Na said in a strange way, she pinched her beautiful big eyes, looked at the big bear coldly and continued: "However, your university is really useless. , It’s a big man, it’s really great to scold me, a little girl.”
Wang Biao was stunned when he heard that, I'll go, can't I, is this pornographic film also at the level of CET-[-]?Otherwise, how could I understand such a profound sentence, no, no, it must be a wild guess.
Thinking of this, he said, "What did I scold you for? Brother, you are a good young man who has received nine years of compulsory education. That's why I praised you, saying that you are heroic."
"Ah bah." Shen Na took a sip, "Your dog looks down on people and praises them? Why do you think my sister underestimated you?"
Damn, this girl really understands, Wang Biao felt embarrassed for a while, but then he thought of it and scolded you, what's wrong, you still dare to tickle me?Besides, who told you to call me a big bear.
Thinking of this, he said very bachelorly: "Is it because I graduated from junior high school that the dog's eyes look down on others?"
"I wronged you? That's the quality of college students? You're from the Northeast. When you see someone in trouble, you don't say to help them. You just stand there gloating and watching the fun. Are you a man? Hmph, men really don't have a good man." thing."
Fuck, I can't bear this anymore, you dare to call me not a man, not a good thing, why is my brother not a good thing?Phew, confused!
Wang Biao's lungs felt like he was going to explode, one leg got off the motorcycle, one hand pointed at Shen Na who was like a proud big cock, and he stepped forward with both legs, "You actually called me not a man, today brother let me See if I'm a man..."
He figured it out, his talk was definitely no match for the unreasonable little pepper in front of him.
Today he has to justify his gender and quality. He is a well-known young man who is responsible, responsible, open-minded, generous, and loves to help others. He must be ashamed when he fixes her motorcycle later. She can't.
"Hehe, do you still want to fight?" Shen Na's eyebrows counted backwards, her eyes shot out a dangerous light, and she still wanted to fight her. It's like lighting a lantern in a hut, looking for death.
Speaking of this, he took a sharp step forward, grabbed Wang Biao's wrist and arm with both hands, and then turned around and bent over, forming a standard over-the-shoulder posture in an instant.
Wang Biao only felt a strong force coming from his right hand, and then there was a burst of heaven and earth hanging upside down. An extremely bad thought exploded in his heart.
"Fuck, fall over the shoulder." Thinking of this, he instinctively stretched his left hand towards Shen Na's back. The best and most effective way to break through the shoulder is to hold the opponent's back with his hands, or clasp her The waistband while down or stabilizing the center of gravity.
But although he reacted quickly, he was still a second late.
boom!
With a body of one hundred and seventy kilograms, he fell to the ground with a bang in the blink of an eye.
"Hey."
Wang Biao only felt his eyes go dark for a moment, and then he felt that all the bones in his body seemed to be falling apart, and his internal organs were also moved.
But before he could groan in pain, he could vaguely see a black boot sole stepping towards his face.
After a beautiful over-the-shoulder fall, Shen Na grabbed the scumbag's wrist with both hands, and at the same time raised her long straight and strong legs, and directly stepped on that annoying big face.
"Small, you still want to play hooligans with your aunt? You are so good. I'm afraid you don't know that your aunt is a Sanda and Taekwondo coach. You might as well tell you that my aunt is a seventh-degree black belt in Taekwondo. Today I have to reform you. No, otherwise you will still have to hit women in the future." Shen Na said fiercely while increasing the strength of her hands and feet.
"Oh, ouch, it hurts... it hurts... let it go, let it go, you ugly bastard, when did I say I'm going to beat you? I want to shame you after repairing your motorcycle." Wang Biao killed a pig. Screaming, this f*cking little girl has such a strong hand, he feels like his jaw and wrist are going to be dislocated.
"What, what are you talking about?" Shen Na was very surprised. Did this scumbag want to help her fix the car?How could it be possible? Although she didn't believe it in her heart, the strength on her hands and feet relaxed a bit.
"I'll fix the car for you, otherwise how can I prove that I am a pure northeastern man who is willing to help others, let go quickly, and it will be broken if you unscrew it, you crazy woman." Wang Biao yelled with pain.
Shen Na looked suspiciously at the big face with shifted facial features and bared teeth under the soles of the shoes, then withdrew her hands and feet and stepped aside, "Are you really good at repairing cars?"
"Why can't I repair motorcycles? What about my glasses?" Wang Biao was so ashamed and indignant. His fame was ruined, and he was beaten up by a little girl in the street. Fortunately, this is the road, so people can come and go. All are vehicles, no people, otherwise...
Wang Biao got up from the ground with grinning teeth, and patted the dust off his body. Fortunately, his skin was rough and his flesh was thick, otherwise he would have broken it.
"Pfft!" Shen Na was amused by Wang Biao's disheveled appearance.
Wang Biao was very annoyed: "You still have a good laugh, a girl is so vicious, who will dare to marry you in the future?"
Shen Na suppressed her smile and scolded, "I want you to take care of it."
Said that he found the glasses from the ground and handed them to Wang Biao, "I'm sorry, just now, I thought you were going to be a hooligan to bully me."
"Which hooligan have you ever met who can be as upright as I am?" Wang Biao rolled his eyes, "Why didn't I check the almanac when I went out today? What a pity, what happened to the car?"
"I don't know, the engine turns off when you are riding, and it won't turn on again." Shen Na said.
"Turn off the engine?" Wang Biao muttered, and pressed the start switch, and then pressed it a few times, but it still couldn't start.
"Can you do it?"
"Shut up, you can't do it."
Shen Na pouted.
Could it be a faulty spark plug?Wang Biao took out the spark plug board from his motorcycle toolbox, unscrewed the spark plug, put the cap on the spark plug, and pointed to the engine, "Start it."
Shen Na pressed the switch half-believingly, regardless of whether it works or not, let's treat it like a dead horse.
In an instant, a hair-like blue-purple arc appeared.
There is nothing wrong with the spark plug, but why doesn't the car start?Oil filter clogged?Thinking of this, Wang Biao pulled out the oil pipe again, and a few drops of oil dripped out of it like urine, and his face darkened at the sight in front of him.
"What's wrong? Can't it be repaired?" Shen Na asked worriedly.
Wang Biao screwed on the fuel pipe and said angrily, "Miss, don't you know that the car is out of gas?"
"Ah? Out of gas?" Shen Na couldn't believe it.
Wang Biao opened the auxiliary fuel tank, waited for a few seconds, and started it again, followed by a pleasant roar at high idle speed. It was really a waste of such a good BMW motorcycle, "Oh, the female drivers are all the same, they are stupid to death."
Shen Na was very embarrassed, but she cursed fiercely again: "What's wrong with the female driver? Did the female driver hit you or hit you?"
"The female driver beat me up!" Wang Biao growled through gritted teeth.
Shen Na was embarrassed for a while, and felt that she seemed to be a bit of a bully, but she didn't want to apologize and speak softly. Damn Tang Aachen, it's because you disturbed this girl's heart that my aunt made such a big embarrassment. Contempt, when I get back to BJ, you just call me ancestor, I ignore you, I have to hang you for a month, no, hang you for a week.
Wang Biao ignored Shen Na, turned around and walked to his motorcycle, poured out half a bottle of mineral water waiting on it, shook it, put half a bottle of gasoline from his motorcycle, poured it into the BMW motorcycle, and said angrily: "Five or six miles ahead, there is a gas station. The gas is enough for you to run there, and you still say that I am not a man, that I have no quality, hum."
After finishing speaking, he turned around, pretended to be chic and rode on his motorcycle, and was about to leave coldly and coolly.
"Thank you, you are such a pure man, hey, what's your name? Add a WeChat, and I'll give you the gas money." Shen Na smiled embarrassedly.
What answered him was the roar of the small motorcycle, which was not much louder than the sound of farting.
Seeing Wang Biao leaving on his motorcycle, Shen Na stomped her feet and scolded, "What a cheapskate, not a gentleman at all, to refuse a question from a little fairy, so straight, he must be single!"
After cursing bitterly, she got on the motorcycle and chased after him. After a while, she caught up, "Hey, don't be so mean, I was wrong just now, why don't I apologize to you."
"No, thank you, you can go now, it's very dangerous to ride side by side." Wang Biao gave a sideways glance, and said very straight.
"I'll treat you to a meal when I get to the city later." Shen Na said loudly.
"No, I don't dare to go, who knows if you will go crazy and beat me up again, big sister, hurry up and go." Wang Biao became a little impatient, this Huniu, staying by his side for a second longer, to his It will cause great damage to the heart and self-esteem, which is too embarrassing.
"Who is your eldest sister? If you don't tell me WeChat, believe it or not, I will follow you all the time?" Miss Shen Na's temper has come up again. What does this guy think of her? Does he know how many people want to add her WeChat? ?No one else could wish for it. This bastard, with a look of disgust and impatience, still calls her eldest sister. Is she that old?
Looking at Shen Na's somewhat angry and determined expression, Wang Biao knew in his heart that this little girl could definitely do what she said, "I'll just say it again, don't blame me if you can't remember, go and Come on, our class reunion is still waiting for me to eat."
Shen Na thought for a while and said, "Okay, tell me, but if you lie to me or delete me later, you're a bastard tortoise."
"Fuck, you're not a monster, are you?" Wang Biao asked in surprise, could this girl be able to read minds?How did she know that he would delete her?
Shen Na's pretty face turned cold, her eyes radiated a dangerous light again, "What did you say?"
Wang Biao, a detainee for no reason, subconsciously rode a motorcycle and leaned towards the side of the road again, "Nothing, nothing, you remember it, my brother's surname is Wang Mingbiao, wechat 1831001..."
Jiangyuan City, Jiangbei Linjiang Street, the private room on the second floor of Sheng Yuxiang Restaurant has been filled with more than 20 young men and women one after another. It didn’t take long for the dishes to be brought up one by one, gradually filling up Nuo Da’s restaurant. Big round table.
"Squad leader, the dishes are all ready, let's serve dinner." Xu Liang, with a tonnage of nearly [-] kilograms, shouted at Zhao Xiaolong.
Zhao Xiaolong scolded with a smile: "Fuck, it's a virtue to be fat. If you still want to eat, you won't be afraid to turn around and make your wife go crazy."
As soon as he finished speaking, the others laughed and ridiculed, making Xu Liang's daughter-in-law's little face flushed.
Xu Liang looked at everyone, pointed at Zhao Xiaolong and cursed: "Fuck, the person who gave him the political interrogation was definitely a blind person, and let such an ignorant person sneak into the people's police force."
Zhao Xiaolong scolded with a smile: "Damn it, you are still protecting your wife, how dare you hurt me? Be careful if you stay in a hotel in the future, I will take someone to fight pornography."
"Day, you're cruel!" Xu Liang cursed and gave up.
Zhao Xiaolong looked around and said loudly: "Everyone, let's see who else is not here."
Su Chun's sweet, crisp and moving voice sounded: "Tie Zheng hasn't come yet."
"There is also Wang Biao, he said he came today." Ren Qinglong said on the opposite side.
"Wang Biao? Doesn't he work in BJ?" Zhao Xiaolong asked.
Ren Qinglong said: "I haven't been in BJ for a long time. I seem to have come back the year before last. I heard that I am writing novels at home."
"Why is this North Drifter coming back? He's planning to farm in the countryside." Li Kunpeng said with a mocking smile while pulling the drake's throat.
Can anyone write a novel?He didn't believe it, saying that writing novels was just bragging and beautifying himself.
"Yeah." Lin Peng said, and turned to ask Wang Chunyu who was sitting opposite him: "Chunyu, didn't you live with him in BJ before? I remember hearing you say that he made [-] to [-] yuan a month selling houses in Lianjia. Yes, why did you go back to the countryside to write novels?"
Wang Chunyu was talking to the stewardess daughter-in-law who was sitting next to him about the interesting things in high school when he heard the sound, raised his head, and said with big eyes, "I didn't know, before I resigned from BJ Jinyu, I heard him say I'm going to work in his classmate's husband's company, I heard it's a listed company..."
Li Kunpeng interrupted: "You can pull it off quickly. You believe everything you say, and you are still a listed company? Hehe, you can really brag, and you can go back to the countryside to live in the countryside after working in that company? I said why I haven't seen him go to the space in the past few years. The photos posted here were so ostentatious, I didn’t understand my feelings, and I came back, good guy, before that, I often posted travel photos, such as the Great Wall, Sanlitun, Houhai, and Badaling Great Wall..."
"Okay, we're both classmates, is it interesting for you to step on him like this? When you were in school, you two didn't get along with him. After so many years, it's still the same. Wang Biao is quite a nice person. He went to BJ for a trip the year before last. He stayed with us for a day, and invited us to eat roast duck." Su Chun stopped Li Kunpeng from talking.
"Are you still talking about Li Kunpeng? When you were in school, you had a normal relationship with him. If it's complicated, he bought you with a roast duck." Lin Peng joked.
"You're going to die, I'll just..." Su Chun scolded.
At this moment, a fair-skinned, handsome young man in a short-sleeved shirt opened the door and walked in, "Brothers, I'm here. I haven't seen you for a long time. I miss you so much."
"Tie Zheng is here, come here, sit here with me and Su Chun, Li Kunpeng, move over there." Li Xiaolu's eyes flashed with surprise and joy, she stood up and pulled a chair, and put it beside her.
Qin Tiezheng smiled and said, "Why haven't you moved your chopsticks yet? Wait for me?"
"Well, I'll wait for you."
"Long time no see, Tie Zheng, I heard that you've been promoted to section chief and a senior official. Congratulations. You'll have to treat me to dinner later."
Everyone else also stood up one by one and greeted warmly.
"Hehe, don't say that. What kind of official is it? It's not much bigger than a bean bag. It's not easy to eat. You choose the place later, and I'll pay for it." Qin Tiezheng smiled faintly, but his bright eyes and expression could not conceal his pride and pride. To put it bluntly, no matter before or now, except for studying, he is the strongest in every aspect. Now his father is a senior official of Jiangyuan Municipal Law, his mother is the general manager of the company, and he is less than [-] years old. , became a section chief of the Letters and Calls Bureau.
He has long been accustomed to everyone's enthusiasm.
"Chief Qin, you are here. I'm just waiting for you to serve dinner. Liangzi has been quarreling and hungry." Zhao Xiaolong looked around at everyone, pointed at Qin Tiezheng and said with a smile: "See, our Section Chief Qin is really becoming more and more like a leader. , Attending any event is done on a whim, until the last moment, it won't show up, and in a few years, I'm afraid it will be difficult to see him."
Qin Tiezheng went to Li Xiaolu and Su Chun and sat down, laughed and scolded: "Fuck you, don't hurt me, today the nephew of the director is getting married, and he is going to use it as a wedding car. It's not too late, I didn't even take a bite of the meal, so I rushed here Alright, let's start the table, I'm really hungry, I went out at four o'clock in the morning, and I haven't eaten a bite yet."
Then, he said to Su Chun, who had short hair, "Today is very beautiful."
Su Chun smiled happily when he heard the sound, but he blamed him: "What do you mean today is beautiful? When will this Palace not be beautiful, what do you think?"
"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, you have always been beautiful, but you are all in class. Hey, big beauty, why didn't you bring your partner here?" Qin Tiezheng asked with a smile.
"Where is the partner, so busy with work." Su Chun said.
Li Xiaolu on the side continued: "Why do you care so much about Su Chundao's relationship problems? You don't even talk to me, what's the matter, I'm not pretty, old lady?"
"Hahaha, Xiaolu is jealous. Xiaolu and Tie Zheng are getting married soon, so you still don't give up on Tie Zheng?" Xu Liang joked.
Li Xiaolu's face turned red, she got up and was about to rush at Xu Liang, she cursed angrily, "Damn Xu Liang, do you want shit?"
Zhao Xiaolong said: "Hehe, it's okay, it's okay, for the sake of younger brothers and sisters, let him be spared, Xiaolu, why can't you change that shrew's vigor, to tell you the truth, back then Tie Zheng didn't get along with you, just because he was afraid that you would get angry and beat him to death, hahaha."
Several other people also laughed.
"Okay, Zhao Xiaolong, you call me a shrew, see if I don't beat you to death." Li Xiaolu said and wanted to kill Zhao Xiaolong.
"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, stop making trouble, let's start the banquet." Zhao Xiaolong begged for mercy, although this tiger girl is more beautiful and feminine, but she is still so fierce.
"Don't wait for Wang Biao?" Ren Qinglong asked.Lin Peng said: "What are you waiting for? It's not a good mix, but the spectrum is quite big."
Qin Tiezheng said: "Then let's wait while we eat." Then he picked up the wine glass and lifted a glass of wine
Looking at the white Toyota Cruiser, black Land Rover Freelander, champagne-colored Volkswagen cc and other good cars in front of him, and looking at the old motorcycle under his own buttocks, Wang Biao smiled bitterly. Everyone is so confused Okay, and he... well, if he hadn't mistrusted the villain at the beginning and didn't pay attention, how could he have lost such a big project, and how could he have become so down and out now, returning from BJ disheartened and disheartened? When I went to the countryside, I was ridiculed...
After thinking for a while, he drove forward for tens of meters and parked the car in an alley. Then Wang Biao walked quickly towards Sheng Xiangyu Hotel.
Although the door hadn't been opened yet, the sound of lively conversation in the room could be heard clearly.
"Everyone is here, sorry for being late." Wang Biao unscrewed the door lock, opened the door and entered the room.
Zhao Xiaolong said: "What are you doing? Why did you come here?"
"Something happened on the way." Wang Biao said in embarrassment while you were busy.
"Wang Biao, long time no see. My parents often say that they want to invite you to my house and treat you to a meal. Thank you for being our tour guide last time."
"No, no, it's a big deal, please be polite."
Ren Qinglong stretched out his hand and said, "Brother Biao, come here, sit with me and the document."
At this time, Lin Peng stood up, opened a bottle of beer, and said, "Sit down later, let everyone wait for you for so long, and don't punish yourself with a bottle."
"Yes, yes, yes, a bottle of wine."
"Brother Biao, quickly blow up this bottle, you dare to be late for the class reunion."
Wang Biao's smile froze, he looked at the dishes on the table, and then glanced at the faces of the people at the table, then looked at Lin Peng who was holding a beer bottle with a smile on his face, and said, "Take mineral water, Is it okay to be a drink? I really can’t drink wine today.”
"You still can't drink alcohol? You drove here too? Ren Tiezheng Xiaolong and the others also drove here. They all drank it. Why can't you drink it? Brother Biao, you don't want to give brother face?" Lin Penggang said.
"No, I came here on a motorcycle. I really can't drink. Tiezheng Xiaolong and his wife drove the car instead. I don't have one. There are a lot of motorcycles caught on the road." Wang Biao said.
Li Kunpeng said: "Brother Biao, don't fool everyone. You are a successful person in Beipiao, and you can ride a broken motorcycle? It's okay, you drink, and I will call you a driver later."
Wang Biao didn't understand at this time, what kind of attention these two were playing, they were deliberately embarrassing him, trying to make him look ugly, but today is a bit strange, in the past it was Li Kunpeng who made trouble with him, what about Lin Peng today? Jumped out too?Forget it, don't want to.
Thinking of this, he said: "I really came here on a motorcycle, the two big brothers will spare me, next time, next time I will make up this bottle of wine."
Qin Tiezheng, Zhao Xiaolong and Su Chun smoothed things over and said, "Okay, there are quite a lot of motorcycles caught now, so don't let Wang Biao drink it."
"When we have dinner together, we just reminisce about the past and have fun together. Whether we drink or not is not the most important thing."
"Lin Peng, Li Kunpeng, you two can sit down, what's the matter, I still want to hold the grudge of being drunk by brother Biao when I was fighting for wine."
Li Kunpeng looked at Lin Peng and said, "Sit down, brother Biao is such an idiot, he looks down on us and doesn't bother to drink with us."
"No, don't say that." Wang Biao laughed.
"No, just drink this bottle of mineral water." Lin Peng pointed to the mineral water and said.
Wang Biao saw that if he didn't drink, these two guys would not let him go. The class reunion should not affect everyone's mood. "Okay!" He said, unscrewed the bottle cap, and took a few sips of water do.
"it is good!"
"Brother Biao has quantity."
"Biao brother's big mouth is really not in vain. He drinks faster than others."
Wang Biao smiled lightly, and sat down beside Ren Qinglong and Wenshu who were sitting with their backs facing the door, "Wenshu heard that you have returned to Jiangyuan?"
"Well, my dad went to work in the oil field for me," said the document.
"Oil field? That's very good. The salary is high, the benefits are good, and there are many holidays." Wang Biao said sincerely.
"Let's put it down, what's the price, it's only 5000 yuan, how can it compare with you, how is Biao's novel writing, and the manuscript fee is over [-]?" asked the clerk.
Wang Biao said embarrassingly: "No way, it is only the great gods who can earn so much. The few books I wrote before have not been signed. This book has only been on the shelves for a few months. The number of words is small, and the writing is not exciting. There are not many people. Look, it barely costs 800 yuan a month."
"Yo, Brother Biao has become a great writer. What kind of novel did Brother Biao write? How many words are there? What website did you post it on? Brother Biao, I'll go and read it later." Li Kunpeng squinted his small eyes and shouted.
Li Xiaolu said: "Really? What's the name of Brother Biao's novel? Hey, students, do you know that my roommate in college writes novels and earns more than 2 yuan a month. Brother Biao is so talented, he must earn more. Do you think Brother Biao is bleeding today? Let him invite you for this meal."
"Yes, yes, all books have been published. This is a happy event. Brother Biao, you must treat us today."
"What do you need to say? Brother Biao is such a nice and generous person who has made a lot of money in BJ, how could he be in the AA system with us and not let him pay for the treats? That's just burying him and looking down on him."
"I'm all unemployed now, so don't think about my wife." Wang Biao said with a smile.
"Hey, look at the way you search, this scares you, today's meal, I invite you." Lin Peng raised his head, squinted at Wang Biao, and smiled proudly.
"Brother Biao, look at Lin Peng, you are a successful person from Bei Piao, you are also a writer, you are too picky, with so many of us classmates, in your eyes, you can't compare with Su Chun? Say, are you Have a crush on Su Chun?" Li Xiaolu called out.
Wang Biao only felt his old face become hot instantly, "No way, don't talk nonsense."
Qin Tiezheng laughed and coaxed: "Look, Brother Biao blushed, haha, I was hit, you kid is really hiding it, and said, are you married or not?"
"If you are single, who will you marry?" Wang Biao could only smile awkwardly.
Li Xiaolu said: "That's right to chase Su Chun. Su Chun's conditions for choosing a mate are not high, with a monthly income of more than 20, an apartment of more than [-] square meters, and a car of more than [-]. Brother Biao, you bought a house in BJ or in our city. Did you buy a house here? What kind of car do you drive?"
Su Chun blushed and said: "Oh, can you stop making fun of me, I'm going to die."
"Brother Biao, Xiaolu is asking you, where are you at home? We will all go to your house later!" Li Kunpeng shouted.
"Hehe, how can I have the money to buy a house and live with my family in the village." Wang Biao said.
At this time, the waitress carried the last signature dish, walked behind Wang Biao, and placed the dish on the table in front of him.
"Dear distinguished guests, this is our restaurant's signature dish - crispy golden lamb chops. Your dishes are all ready. I wish you a happy meal!"
Hearing the name, he knew it was delicious. Wang Biao stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a lamb chop to taste, but before the chopsticks touched the lamb chop, the lamb chop under the chopsticks had already moved aside.
"Tiezheng, try it. I ordered this specially when I ordered it. It's really delicious!" Li Xiaolu turned the table and recommended to Qin Tiezheng.
Wang Biao took back the chopsticks that had stopped on the table in extreme embarrassment, and muttered in a low voice: "I forgot to take medicine and can't eat such hair as beef and mutton."
……
After a few rounds of drinking and overcooked dishes, the atmosphere on the table has reached its peak. Everyone is chatting and laughing, chatting with each other around Qin Tiezheng, Zhao Xiaolong, Su Chun and other good people.
But Wang Biao felt that he was an outsider. He watched the crowd quietly, savoring the warmth and warmth of human relationships and the inconsistency of the world.
He took a piece of fried blackened red pepper, put it in his mouth, chewed it carefully, felt the scorching hotness of a knife, and secretly swore in his heart: If you can't fucking look like a human being in the future, you can fuck it. You can jump into the river and drown, so as not to embarrass yourself!
Today's situation, he doesn't want to go through it again, let alone his children and family members in the future.
Looking at the students who chatted fieryly with Qin Tiezheng and Zhao Xiaolong frequently, toasted frequently, and said compliments, Wang Biao shook his head helplessly and smiled. Life is like a river and lake everywhere. It was like this before, and it is still like this now. Back then, when the classmates had dinners, they were all at the same table for those from good families, one table for the city, and one table for the students from the countryside. Alas, such a classmate reunion full of snobbery was very boring, so it was worth noting not to participate.
Thinking of this, Wang Biao stood up and said, "Everyone eat slowly, I have something to do at home, so I will go back first."
Ren Qinglong stood up and said, "What are you busy with? I'm going to sing later." The secretary stood up and said, "Yes, Brother Biao, we're going back to the party. We finally got together. Let's play mahjong together in the afternoon. It's fun." .”
"It's terrible, it's really something, we'll get together later, you two sit and drink yours, don't give it away, don't give it away, I'm not a big shot, why are you being polite, let's go."
Su Chun got up from his seat and walked towards the door, feeling a little uncomfortable. The desolation in Wang Biao's eyes and the awkward smile on his face did not escape her eyes. Although she had never had such an experience, she knew that Wang Biao At this moment, I must feel very uncomfortable. Ever since I entered this door, I have been squeezed by people, ridiculed with insinuations, and now I am saying goodbye to everyone, and only two people pay attention to him.
"Su Chun, why are you going?" Qin Tiezheng asked.
"I'm going to see Wang Biao off." Su Chun said without turning his head. Lin Peng heard the sound and shouted disdainfully: "A farmer and planer is really a fool. What are you pretending? It's not gone yet." Xi, he left first."
"That's right, I'm still a college student, but I'm so idiotic when I go home to farm. I don't know how to be ashamed and flustered. How could I become a classmate with such a worthless person?"
Su Chun glared at Lin Peng and Li Kunpeng fiercely, "Keep your voice down, drinking can't stop your mouths." As he spoke, he walked quickly to Wang Biao who stopped at the door.
At the door, Wang Biao stopped closing the door, feeling the blood rushing straight to the top of his head, a pair of subconsciously clenched fists trembling slightly because the muscles in his arms were too tense.
Today, if he didn't knock out the front teeth of those two guys, then he, Wang Biao, would really be a dog. He twisted his neck and was about to turn around, but was stopped by Su Chun.
At this time, Su Chun came up to meet him, grabbed Wang Biao's hand, and dragged him to the door.
Su Chun closed the door, and said: "Wang Biao, don't be angry, don't be so knowledgeable, Lin Peng and the others are drinking too much cat urine, to save me, just treat them like shit, okay?"
Seeing the sincere concern in Su Chun's eyes, Wang Biao couldn't help but dissipated a lot of the anger in his heart. There were still some people who regarded him as a classmate or a buddy, and didn't look down on him because of his downfall.
Thinking of this, he took a deep breath and said with a bitter smile: "It's okay, hehehe, they are right, Su Chun, thank you, really." Then he took out 100 yuan from his pocket and stuffed it in Su Chun said, "Give this money to Lin Peng. Although I am poor, I have dignity. If there is anything in the future and I need help, please send me a message."
Su Chun looked at Wang Biao and said, "Okay, then go home and ride slowly, pay attention to safety!"
"Yeah. I know!"
After pushing Su Chun into the private room, Wang Biao clenched his fists again, staring straight at the milky white private room suits, "What's wrong with the farmers? What the hell is wrong with farming? I insist on planting a piece of heaven and earth so that You can't see it..."
PS: "A Silly Roe Deer Came to Forty-Nine City" is welcome to bookmark and read!
This book is written about real rural life experience and knowledge, not a refreshing article out of reality. It may be too poor in the early stage, but life has turned around in the third volume. I hope everyone will support it. 10 million words, so it was put on the shelf early, but after I wrote it, I wrote it rashly. I always wanted to write all my experiences and inner thoughts, and I wrote more and more.I hope everyone can be more tolerant, support, and give pointers!
(End of this chapter)
In mid-May, the scorching sun blazing all the objects on the black land wantonly, and the light became distorted due to the large amount of water transpiration. It was so hot that they all got into the canopy and continued to croak.
At this time, a characteristic roar of a small-displacement motorcycle engine sounded from behind the gentle slope east of the 516 Provincial Highway. Looking for the sound, I saw a fuchsia 90 curved beam motorcycle that looked a bit aggressive, carrying Guided by a muscular young man wearing half-frame myopia glasses, he drove out from the gentle slope east of the asphalt road, along the road, hitting the distorted light, and drove towards Jiangyuan City.
"Riding my flirtatious little motorcycle, it will never be afraid of traffic jams... Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang..."
Wang Biao was humming a little song, while comfortably turning the small accelerator, "speeding like lightning" under the roiling heat wave. When going out in this hot weather, even if you drive a good car, it is better to ride a motorcycle refreshing.
At this time, a rapid roar sounded from behind, followed by several thunderous trumpets.
"locomotive."
Two large golden characters flashed in his head. Looking in the rearview mirror, it was indeed a white motorcycle chasing up from behind at a high speed. While turning his head to look, he shrugged his right arm and drove towards the side of the road. Go, give way to the car behind.
Looking at the person and the car in front of her, Shen Na couldn't help being amused. A big man with a big waist was actually riding a lady's scooter. This scene reminded him of the big bear riding a small scooter he saw in the circus. The bike scene.
In a trance, she felt that the man riding a small motorcycle in front of her eyes had turned into the naive big stupid bear in her memory. She decided to tease this 'cute' big bear, and adjust her mood of irritability and depression. Thinking of this, her right hand Relax the accelerator and drive side by side with 'Big Bear'.
"Hey, handsome pot, have we met somewhere? Why do you look so familiar." Shen Na shouted.
Looking at the fair face with exquisite features in the helmet, Wang Biao was very surprised. At the same time, his heart was filled with joy, and he wanted to shout loudly to others: Did you see, did you see, brother also has beautiful women The one who took the initiative to strike up a conversation, and she was Bai Fumei, not only had a nice voice, but also called my brother handsome, so kind.
Resisting the great joy and excitement in his heart, he opened his mouth and said loudly: "Ah? Really, don't tell me, I think you look familiar, but I can't remember where I saw it."
Looking at the pair of 'small eyes' shining behind the glasses, Shen Na was both amused and at the same time disdainful. Men are indeed virtuous, and they can't move their legs when they see beautiful women.
After cursing inwardly, she shouted again: "Ah, I remembered, I saw you when I was watching a performance in the circus, and your performance was really wonderful."
A circus show?It seems that I have identified the wrong person, but I can't expose it, otherwise the luck that fell from the sky will run away in a flash. Whether my old Wang can bid farewell to the single dog life this year depends on this time.
Thinking of this, Wang Biao said loudly: "Ah, right, right, I also remembered after hearing what you said. You were watching my performance back then?"
Shen Na suppressed her laughter and said loudly: "Riding a BMX, you look so funny and cute when you ride a BMX."
Riding a BMX?
Wang Biao was a little dazed and wanted to answer, but he seemed to feel that something was wrong. Before he could figure out how to answer, the crisp, pleasant and pleasant voice sounded in his ears again.
"There's one thing that's odd, though."
"What's up?"
"But how did you become a genius? You lost your hair soon, became a human, and learned to ride a motorcycle, hahahaha." Shen Na couldn't help laughing anymore: "Hahaha, big bear, Goodbye to you."
The right wrist slammed the accelerator, and the motorcycle suddenly jumped forward amidst the roar, leaving behind a series of loud laughter like silver bells.
"Holy shit, dare to call me a bear, your uncle's running for nothing" Wang Biao's forehead was filled with black lines, and he was molested by a little girl. It's really bad for his uncle to go out. , but the mount under the buttocks really doesn't look good, and the chug's exhaust pipe seems to be falling off, but the distance is getting farther and farther away.
Uncle, let me just say, why would a beautiful woman strike up a conversation with me all of a sudden, the relationship is for me to make fun of, and it's a bear?Is brother so bloated and fat?Brother is a muscular body with bad eyesight and doesn't wear glasses.
Wang Biao was extremely annoyed and hurt too much!
A few minutes later, two slightly blurred white people and cars a few hundred meters ahead caught his attention, Wang Biao.
"Hahaha, it's really a cycle of karma, retribution is not good, call you a little girl to scold me, the car is broken, hahaha." Wang Biao was proud for a while, and after a few laughs, he stepped on the gas and quickly moved towards that person. The car drives away.
When he got close, Wang Biao stopped the car. Although the squatting girl with short hair in a white short-sleeved T-shirt and a pair of blue and white distressed jeans looked good, he didn't have the heart to appreciate it.
He put his feet on the ground, leaned on the handlebars, and looked at the stinky girl in front of him with a smile.
"Hey, why didn't you run away? Didn't you run very fast just now, good guy, I just realized it, and before I even opened my mouth to pay you back, you ran five or sixty meters in a flash."
Seeing Wang Biao with a gloating expression in front of her, Shen Na was suddenly embarrassed, but was immediately dispelled by the previous anger. The stinky bear with small eyes dared to watch her lively, it was really out of the sky.
"What are you laughing at? Don't you know that when you smile, there is only a slit left in a pair of small eyes?" Shen Na retorted angrily, but her grandma said that women have to let go when they are angry, and they can't sulk, otherwise they will grow old. quick.
Fuck, it’s really Baomi, it’s not Baomi, it’s stubble, I met a ruthless person, and I actually hit him on the head, what a stinky bitch, if I don’t tell you about your endocrine disorder today, my brother’s surname will be reversed Write, small sample, dare to hurt me?You really don't know that brother used to be a well-known person in the circle who was a bad-talking person.
Wang Biao's smile froze, his eyes widened subconsciously, and the corners of his mouth were ready to spray the enemy in front of him, but before he opened his mouth to attack, the opponent's knife stabbed him again.
"Why don't you run away? People with long eyes can tell that the car is broken." Shen Na turned around, put her hands on her hips, puffed out her chest, and looked proudly at the big bear with a stiff face in front of her. It wasn't your little aunt who destroyed your fragile heart, it was you who shot at your aunt.
"you……"
"What are you? Want to refute? You said that your eyes are small, so you don't say anything, but the problem is, you are still short-sighted. Myopia is short-sighted. But why don't you change your glasses because the prescription is low? You Don't you know that it is very dangerous to not see the road conditions and traffic lights clearly?" Shen Na's mouth fluttered up and down, and she opened her mouth like a cannonball.
"I..." Wang Biao felt his tongue was cramped, and he couldn't control it at all.
"What me, what me? What do you want? A big old man can't speak clearly, have you graduated from junior high school?" Shen Na felt really refreshed after a few words of scolding, and she felt much lighter all over her body. .
Wang Biao yelled angrily, "Junior high school? I'm a college undergraduate, hmph, act like a snob."
"Hey, it's amazing, you can actually speak English." Shen Na said in a strange way, she pinched her beautiful big eyes, looked at the big bear coldly and continued: "However, your university is really useless. , It’s a big man, it’s really great to scold me, a little girl.”
Wang Biao was stunned when he heard that, I'll go, can't I, is this pornographic film also at the level of CET-[-]?Otherwise, how could I understand such a profound sentence, no, no, it must be a wild guess.
Thinking of this, he said, "What did I scold you for? Brother, you are a good young man who has received nine years of compulsory education. That's why I praised you, saying that you are heroic."
"Ah bah." Shen Na took a sip, "Your dog looks down on people and praises them? Why do you think my sister underestimated you?"
Damn, this girl really understands, Wang Biao felt embarrassed for a while, but then he thought of it and scolded you, what's wrong, you still dare to tickle me?Besides, who told you to call me a big bear.
Thinking of this, he said very bachelorly: "Is it because I graduated from junior high school that the dog's eyes look down on others?"
"I wronged you? That's the quality of college students? You're from the Northeast. When you see someone in trouble, you don't say to help them. You just stand there gloating and watching the fun. Are you a man? Hmph, men really don't have a good man." thing."
Fuck, I can't bear this anymore, you dare to call me not a man, not a good thing, why is my brother not a good thing?Phew, confused!
Wang Biao's lungs felt like he was going to explode, one leg got off the motorcycle, one hand pointed at Shen Na who was like a proud big cock, and he stepped forward with both legs, "You actually called me not a man, today brother let me See if I'm a man..."
He figured it out, his talk was definitely no match for the unreasonable little pepper in front of him.
Today he has to justify his gender and quality. He is a well-known young man who is responsible, responsible, open-minded, generous, and loves to help others. He must be ashamed when he fixes her motorcycle later. She can't.
"Hehe, do you still want to fight?" Shen Na's eyebrows counted backwards, her eyes shot out a dangerous light, and she still wanted to fight her. It's like lighting a lantern in a hut, looking for death.
Speaking of this, he took a sharp step forward, grabbed Wang Biao's wrist and arm with both hands, and then turned around and bent over, forming a standard over-the-shoulder posture in an instant.
Wang Biao only felt a strong force coming from his right hand, and then there was a burst of heaven and earth hanging upside down. An extremely bad thought exploded in his heart.
"Fuck, fall over the shoulder." Thinking of this, he instinctively stretched his left hand towards Shen Na's back. The best and most effective way to break through the shoulder is to hold the opponent's back with his hands, or clasp her The waistband while down or stabilizing the center of gravity.
But although he reacted quickly, he was still a second late.
boom!
With a body of one hundred and seventy kilograms, he fell to the ground with a bang in the blink of an eye.
"Hey."
Wang Biao only felt his eyes go dark for a moment, and then he felt that all the bones in his body seemed to be falling apart, and his internal organs were also moved.
But before he could groan in pain, he could vaguely see a black boot sole stepping towards his face.
After a beautiful over-the-shoulder fall, Shen Na grabbed the scumbag's wrist with both hands, and at the same time raised her long straight and strong legs, and directly stepped on that annoying big face.
"Small, you still want to play hooligans with your aunt? You are so good. I'm afraid you don't know that your aunt is a Sanda and Taekwondo coach. You might as well tell you that my aunt is a seventh-degree black belt in Taekwondo. Today I have to reform you. No, otherwise you will still have to hit women in the future." Shen Na said fiercely while increasing the strength of her hands and feet.
"Oh, ouch, it hurts... it hurts... let it go, let it go, you ugly bastard, when did I say I'm going to beat you? I want to shame you after repairing your motorcycle." Wang Biao killed a pig. Screaming, this f*cking little girl has such a strong hand, he feels like his jaw and wrist are going to be dislocated.
"What, what are you talking about?" Shen Na was very surprised. Did this scumbag want to help her fix the car?How could it be possible? Although she didn't believe it in her heart, the strength on her hands and feet relaxed a bit.
"I'll fix the car for you, otherwise how can I prove that I am a pure northeastern man who is willing to help others, let go quickly, and it will be broken if you unscrew it, you crazy woman." Wang Biao yelled with pain.
Shen Na looked suspiciously at the big face with shifted facial features and bared teeth under the soles of the shoes, then withdrew her hands and feet and stepped aside, "Are you really good at repairing cars?"
"Why can't I repair motorcycles? What about my glasses?" Wang Biao was so ashamed and indignant. His fame was ruined, and he was beaten up by a little girl in the street. Fortunately, this is the road, so people can come and go. All are vehicles, no people, otherwise...
Wang Biao got up from the ground with grinning teeth, and patted the dust off his body. Fortunately, his skin was rough and his flesh was thick, otherwise he would have broken it.
"Pfft!" Shen Na was amused by Wang Biao's disheveled appearance.
Wang Biao was very annoyed: "You still have a good laugh, a girl is so vicious, who will dare to marry you in the future?"
Shen Na suppressed her smile and scolded, "I want you to take care of it."
Said that he found the glasses from the ground and handed them to Wang Biao, "I'm sorry, just now, I thought you were going to be a hooligan to bully me."
"Which hooligan have you ever met who can be as upright as I am?" Wang Biao rolled his eyes, "Why didn't I check the almanac when I went out today? What a pity, what happened to the car?"
"I don't know, the engine turns off when you are riding, and it won't turn on again." Shen Na said.
"Turn off the engine?" Wang Biao muttered, and pressed the start switch, and then pressed it a few times, but it still couldn't start.
"Can you do it?"
"Shut up, you can't do it."
Shen Na pouted.
Could it be a faulty spark plug?Wang Biao took out the spark plug board from his motorcycle toolbox, unscrewed the spark plug, put the cap on the spark plug, and pointed to the engine, "Start it."
Shen Na pressed the switch half-believingly, regardless of whether it works or not, let's treat it like a dead horse.
In an instant, a hair-like blue-purple arc appeared.
There is nothing wrong with the spark plug, but why doesn't the car start?Oil filter clogged?Thinking of this, Wang Biao pulled out the oil pipe again, and a few drops of oil dripped out of it like urine, and his face darkened at the sight in front of him.
"What's wrong? Can't it be repaired?" Shen Na asked worriedly.
Wang Biao screwed on the fuel pipe and said angrily, "Miss, don't you know that the car is out of gas?"
"Ah? Out of gas?" Shen Na couldn't believe it.
Wang Biao opened the auxiliary fuel tank, waited for a few seconds, and started it again, followed by a pleasant roar at high idle speed. It was really a waste of such a good BMW motorcycle, "Oh, the female drivers are all the same, they are stupid to death."
Shen Na was very embarrassed, but she cursed fiercely again: "What's wrong with the female driver? Did the female driver hit you or hit you?"
"The female driver beat me up!" Wang Biao growled through gritted teeth.
Shen Na was embarrassed for a while, and felt that she seemed to be a bit of a bully, but she didn't want to apologize and speak softly. Damn Tang Aachen, it's because you disturbed this girl's heart that my aunt made such a big embarrassment. Contempt, when I get back to BJ, you just call me ancestor, I ignore you, I have to hang you for a month, no, hang you for a week.
Wang Biao ignored Shen Na, turned around and walked to his motorcycle, poured out half a bottle of mineral water waiting on it, shook it, put half a bottle of gasoline from his motorcycle, poured it into the BMW motorcycle, and said angrily: "Five or six miles ahead, there is a gas station. The gas is enough for you to run there, and you still say that I am not a man, that I have no quality, hum."
After finishing speaking, he turned around, pretended to be chic and rode on his motorcycle, and was about to leave coldly and coolly.
"Thank you, you are such a pure man, hey, what's your name? Add a WeChat, and I'll give you the gas money." Shen Na smiled embarrassedly.
What answered him was the roar of the small motorcycle, which was not much louder than the sound of farting.
Seeing Wang Biao leaving on his motorcycle, Shen Na stomped her feet and scolded, "What a cheapskate, not a gentleman at all, to refuse a question from a little fairy, so straight, he must be single!"
After cursing bitterly, she got on the motorcycle and chased after him. After a while, she caught up, "Hey, don't be so mean, I was wrong just now, why don't I apologize to you."
"No, thank you, you can go now, it's very dangerous to ride side by side." Wang Biao gave a sideways glance, and said very straight.
"I'll treat you to a meal when I get to the city later." Shen Na said loudly.
"No, I don't dare to go, who knows if you will go crazy and beat me up again, big sister, hurry up and go." Wang Biao became a little impatient, this Huniu, staying by his side for a second longer, to his It will cause great damage to the heart and self-esteem, which is too embarrassing.
"Who is your eldest sister? If you don't tell me WeChat, believe it or not, I will follow you all the time?" Miss Shen Na's temper has come up again. What does this guy think of her? Does he know how many people want to add her WeChat? ?No one else could wish for it. This bastard, with a look of disgust and impatience, still calls her eldest sister. Is she that old?
Looking at Shen Na's somewhat angry and determined expression, Wang Biao knew in his heart that this little girl could definitely do what she said, "I'll just say it again, don't blame me if you can't remember, go and Come on, our class reunion is still waiting for me to eat."
Shen Na thought for a while and said, "Okay, tell me, but if you lie to me or delete me later, you're a bastard tortoise."
"Fuck, you're not a monster, are you?" Wang Biao asked in surprise, could this girl be able to read minds?How did she know that he would delete her?
Shen Na's pretty face turned cold, her eyes radiated a dangerous light again, "What did you say?"
Wang Biao, a detainee for no reason, subconsciously rode a motorcycle and leaned towards the side of the road again, "Nothing, nothing, you remember it, my brother's surname is Wang Mingbiao, wechat 1831001..."
Jiangyuan City, Jiangbei Linjiang Street, the private room on the second floor of Sheng Yuxiang Restaurant has been filled with more than 20 young men and women one after another. It didn’t take long for the dishes to be brought up one by one, gradually filling up Nuo Da’s restaurant. Big round table.
"Squad leader, the dishes are all ready, let's serve dinner." Xu Liang, with a tonnage of nearly [-] kilograms, shouted at Zhao Xiaolong.
Zhao Xiaolong scolded with a smile: "Fuck, it's a virtue to be fat. If you still want to eat, you won't be afraid to turn around and make your wife go crazy."
As soon as he finished speaking, the others laughed and ridiculed, making Xu Liang's daughter-in-law's little face flushed.
Xu Liang looked at everyone, pointed at Zhao Xiaolong and cursed: "Fuck, the person who gave him the political interrogation was definitely a blind person, and let such an ignorant person sneak into the people's police force."
Zhao Xiaolong scolded with a smile: "Damn it, you are still protecting your wife, how dare you hurt me? Be careful if you stay in a hotel in the future, I will take someone to fight pornography."
"Day, you're cruel!" Xu Liang cursed and gave up.
Zhao Xiaolong looked around and said loudly: "Everyone, let's see who else is not here."
Su Chun's sweet, crisp and moving voice sounded: "Tie Zheng hasn't come yet."
"There is also Wang Biao, he said he came today." Ren Qinglong said on the opposite side.
"Wang Biao? Doesn't he work in BJ?" Zhao Xiaolong asked.
Ren Qinglong said: "I haven't been in BJ for a long time. I seem to have come back the year before last. I heard that I am writing novels at home."
"Why is this North Drifter coming back? He's planning to farm in the countryside." Li Kunpeng said with a mocking smile while pulling the drake's throat.
Can anyone write a novel?He didn't believe it, saying that writing novels was just bragging and beautifying himself.
"Yeah." Lin Peng said, and turned to ask Wang Chunyu who was sitting opposite him: "Chunyu, didn't you live with him in BJ before? I remember hearing you say that he made [-] to [-] yuan a month selling houses in Lianjia. Yes, why did you go back to the countryside to write novels?"
Wang Chunyu was talking to the stewardess daughter-in-law who was sitting next to him about the interesting things in high school when he heard the sound, raised his head, and said with big eyes, "I didn't know, before I resigned from BJ Jinyu, I heard him say I'm going to work in his classmate's husband's company, I heard it's a listed company..."
Li Kunpeng interrupted: "You can pull it off quickly. You believe everything you say, and you are still a listed company? Hehe, you can really brag, and you can go back to the countryside to live in the countryside after working in that company? I said why I haven't seen him go to the space in the past few years. The photos posted here were so ostentatious, I didn’t understand my feelings, and I came back, good guy, before that, I often posted travel photos, such as the Great Wall, Sanlitun, Houhai, and Badaling Great Wall..."
"Okay, we're both classmates, is it interesting for you to step on him like this? When you were in school, you two didn't get along with him. After so many years, it's still the same. Wang Biao is quite a nice person. He went to BJ for a trip the year before last. He stayed with us for a day, and invited us to eat roast duck." Su Chun stopped Li Kunpeng from talking.
"Are you still talking about Li Kunpeng? When you were in school, you had a normal relationship with him. If it's complicated, he bought you with a roast duck." Lin Peng joked.
"You're going to die, I'll just..." Su Chun scolded.
At this moment, a fair-skinned, handsome young man in a short-sleeved shirt opened the door and walked in, "Brothers, I'm here. I haven't seen you for a long time. I miss you so much."
"Tie Zheng is here, come here, sit here with me and Su Chun, Li Kunpeng, move over there." Li Xiaolu's eyes flashed with surprise and joy, she stood up and pulled a chair, and put it beside her.
Qin Tiezheng smiled and said, "Why haven't you moved your chopsticks yet? Wait for me?"
"Well, I'll wait for you."
"Long time no see, Tie Zheng, I heard that you've been promoted to section chief and a senior official. Congratulations. You'll have to treat me to dinner later."
Everyone else also stood up one by one and greeted warmly.
"Hehe, don't say that. What kind of official is it? It's not much bigger than a bean bag. It's not easy to eat. You choose the place later, and I'll pay for it." Qin Tiezheng smiled faintly, but his bright eyes and expression could not conceal his pride and pride. To put it bluntly, no matter before or now, except for studying, he is the strongest in every aspect. Now his father is a senior official of Jiangyuan Municipal Law, his mother is the general manager of the company, and he is less than [-] years old. , became a section chief of the Letters and Calls Bureau.
He has long been accustomed to everyone's enthusiasm.
"Chief Qin, you are here. I'm just waiting for you to serve dinner. Liangzi has been quarreling and hungry." Zhao Xiaolong looked around at everyone, pointed at Qin Tiezheng and said with a smile: "See, our Section Chief Qin is really becoming more and more like a leader. , Attending any event is done on a whim, until the last moment, it won't show up, and in a few years, I'm afraid it will be difficult to see him."
Qin Tiezheng went to Li Xiaolu and Su Chun and sat down, laughed and scolded: "Fuck you, don't hurt me, today the nephew of the director is getting married, and he is going to use it as a wedding car. It's not too late, I didn't even take a bite of the meal, so I rushed here Alright, let's start the table, I'm really hungry, I went out at four o'clock in the morning, and I haven't eaten a bite yet."
Then, he said to Su Chun, who had short hair, "Today is very beautiful."
Su Chun smiled happily when he heard the sound, but he blamed him: "What do you mean today is beautiful? When will this Palace not be beautiful, what do you think?"
"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, you have always been beautiful, but you are all in class. Hey, big beauty, why didn't you bring your partner here?" Qin Tiezheng asked with a smile.
"Where is the partner, so busy with work." Su Chun said.
Li Xiaolu on the side continued: "Why do you care so much about Su Chundao's relationship problems? You don't even talk to me, what's the matter, I'm not pretty, old lady?"
"Hahaha, Xiaolu is jealous. Xiaolu and Tie Zheng are getting married soon, so you still don't give up on Tie Zheng?" Xu Liang joked.
Li Xiaolu's face turned red, she got up and was about to rush at Xu Liang, she cursed angrily, "Damn Xu Liang, do you want shit?"
Zhao Xiaolong said: "Hehe, it's okay, it's okay, for the sake of younger brothers and sisters, let him be spared, Xiaolu, why can't you change that shrew's vigor, to tell you the truth, back then Tie Zheng didn't get along with you, just because he was afraid that you would get angry and beat him to death, hahaha."
Several other people also laughed.
"Okay, Zhao Xiaolong, you call me a shrew, see if I don't beat you to death." Li Xiaolu said and wanted to kill Zhao Xiaolong.
"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, stop making trouble, let's start the banquet." Zhao Xiaolong begged for mercy, although this tiger girl is more beautiful and feminine, but she is still so fierce.
"Don't wait for Wang Biao?" Ren Qinglong asked.Lin Peng said: "What are you waiting for? It's not a good mix, but the spectrum is quite big."
Qin Tiezheng said: "Then let's wait while we eat." Then he picked up the wine glass and lifted a glass of wine
Looking at the white Toyota Cruiser, black Land Rover Freelander, champagne-colored Volkswagen cc and other good cars in front of him, and looking at the old motorcycle under his own buttocks, Wang Biao smiled bitterly. Everyone is so confused Okay, and he... well, if he hadn't mistrusted the villain at the beginning and didn't pay attention, how could he have lost such a big project, and how could he have become so down and out now, returning from BJ disheartened and disheartened? When I went to the countryside, I was ridiculed...
After thinking for a while, he drove forward for tens of meters and parked the car in an alley. Then Wang Biao walked quickly towards Sheng Xiangyu Hotel.
Although the door hadn't been opened yet, the sound of lively conversation in the room could be heard clearly.
"Everyone is here, sorry for being late." Wang Biao unscrewed the door lock, opened the door and entered the room.
Zhao Xiaolong said: "What are you doing? Why did you come here?"
"Something happened on the way." Wang Biao said in embarrassment while you were busy.
"Wang Biao, long time no see. My parents often say that they want to invite you to my house and treat you to a meal. Thank you for being our tour guide last time."
"No, no, it's a big deal, please be polite."
Ren Qinglong stretched out his hand and said, "Brother Biao, come here, sit with me and the document."
At this time, Lin Peng stood up, opened a bottle of beer, and said, "Sit down later, let everyone wait for you for so long, and don't punish yourself with a bottle."
"Yes, yes, yes, a bottle of wine."
"Brother Biao, quickly blow up this bottle, you dare to be late for the class reunion."
Wang Biao's smile froze, he looked at the dishes on the table, and then glanced at the faces of the people at the table, then looked at Lin Peng who was holding a beer bottle with a smile on his face, and said, "Take mineral water, Is it okay to be a drink? I really can’t drink wine today.”
"You still can't drink alcohol? You drove here too? Ren Tiezheng Xiaolong and the others also drove here. They all drank it. Why can't you drink it? Brother Biao, you don't want to give brother face?" Lin Penggang said.
"No, I came here on a motorcycle. I really can't drink. Tiezheng Xiaolong and his wife drove the car instead. I don't have one. There are a lot of motorcycles caught on the road." Wang Biao said.
Li Kunpeng said: "Brother Biao, don't fool everyone. You are a successful person in Beipiao, and you can ride a broken motorcycle? It's okay, you drink, and I will call you a driver later."
Wang Biao didn't understand at this time, what kind of attention these two were playing, they were deliberately embarrassing him, trying to make him look ugly, but today is a bit strange, in the past it was Li Kunpeng who made trouble with him, what about Lin Peng today? Jumped out too?Forget it, don't want to.
Thinking of this, he said: "I really came here on a motorcycle, the two big brothers will spare me, next time, next time I will make up this bottle of wine."
Qin Tiezheng, Zhao Xiaolong and Su Chun smoothed things over and said, "Okay, there are quite a lot of motorcycles caught now, so don't let Wang Biao drink it."
"When we have dinner together, we just reminisce about the past and have fun together. Whether we drink or not is not the most important thing."
"Lin Peng, Li Kunpeng, you two can sit down, what's the matter, I still want to hold the grudge of being drunk by brother Biao when I was fighting for wine."
Li Kunpeng looked at Lin Peng and said, "Sit down, brother Biao is such an idiot, he looks down on us and doesn't bother to drink with us."
"No, don't say that." Wang Biao laughed.
"No, just drink this bottle of mineral water." Lin Peng pointed to the mineral water and said.
Wang Biao saw that if he didn't drink, these two guys would not let him go. The class reunion should not affect everyone's mood. "Okay!" He said, unscrewed the bottle cap, and took a few sips of water do.
"it is good!"
"Brother Biao has quantity."
"Biao brother's big mouth is really not in vain. He drinks faster than others."
Wang Biao smiled lightly, and sat down beside Ren Qinglong and Wenshu who were sitting with their backs facing the door, "Wenshu heard that you have returned to Jiangyuan?"
"Well, my dad went to work in the oil field for me," said the document.
"Oil field? That's very good. The salary is high, the benefits are good, and there are many holidays." Wang Biao said sincerely.
"Let's put it down, what's the price, it's only 5000 yuan, how can it compare with you, how is Biao's novel writing, and the manuscript fee is over [-]?" asked the clerk.
Wang Biao said embarrassingly: "No way, it is only the great gods who can earn so much. The few books I wrote before have not been signed. This book has only been on the shelves for a few months. The number of words is small, and the writing is not exciting. There are not many people. Look, it barely costs 800 yuan a month."
"Yo, Brother Biao has become a great writer. What kind of novel did Brother Biao write? How many words are there? What website did you post it on? Brother Biao, I'll go and read it later." Li Kunpeng squinted his small eyes and shouted.
Li Xiaolu said: "Really? What's the name of Brother Biao's novel? Hey, students, do you know that my roommate in college writes novels and earns more than 2 yuan a month. Brother Biao is so talented, he must earn more. Do you think Brother Biao is bleeding today? Let him invite you for this meal."
"Yes, yes, all books have been published. This is a happy event. Brother Biao, you must treat us today."
"What do you need to say? Brother Biao is such a nice and generous person who has made a lot of money in BJ, how could he be in the AA system with us and not let him pay for the treats? That's just burying him and looking down on him."
"I'm all unemployed now, so don't think about my wife." Wang Biao said with a smile.
"Hey, look at the way you search, this scares you, today's meal, I invite you." Lin Peng raised his head, squinted at Wang Biao, and smiled proudly.
"Brother Biao, look at Lin Peng, you are a successful person from Bei Piao, you are also a writer, you are too picky, with so many of us classmates, in your eyes, you can't compare with Su Chun? Say, are you Have a crush on Su Chun?" Li Xiaolu called out.
Wang Biao only felt his old face become hot instantly, "No way, don't talk nonsense."
Qin Tiezheng laughed and coaxed: "Look, Brother Biao blushed, haha, I was hit, you kid is really hiding it, and said, are you married or not?"
"If you are single, who will you marry?" Wang Biao could only smile awkwardly.
Li Xiaolu said: "That's right to chase Su Chun. Su Chun's conditions for choosing a mate are not high, with a monthly income of more than 20, an apartment of more than [-] square meters, and a car of more than [-]. Brother Biao, you bought a house in BJ or in our city. Did you buy a house here? What kind of car do you drive?"
Su Chun blushed and said: "Oh, can you stop making fun of me, I'm going to die."
"Brother Biao, Xiaolu is asking you, where are you at home? We will all go to your house later!" Li Kunpeng shouted.
"Hehe, how can I have the money to buy a house and live with my family in the village." Wang Biao said.
At this time, the waitress carried the last signature dish, walked behind Wang Biao, and placed the dish on the table in front of him.
"Dear distinguished guests, this is our restaurant's signature dish - crispy golden lamb chops. Your dishes are all ready. I wish you a happy meal!"
Hearing the name, he knew it was delicious. Wang Biao stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a lamb chop to taste, but before the chopsticks touched the lamb chop, the lamb chop under the chopsticks had already moved aside.
"Tiezheng, try it. I ordered this specially when I ordered it. It's really delicious!" Li Xiaolu turned the table and recommended to Qin Tiezheng.
Wang Biao took back the chopsticks that had stopped on the table in extreme embarrassment, and muttered in a low voice: "I forgot to take medicine and can't eat such hair as beef and mutton."
……
After a few rounds of drinking and overcooked dishes, the atmosphere on the table has reached its peak. Everyone is chatting and laughing, chatting with each other around Qin Tiezheng, Zhao Xiaolong, Su Chun and other good people.
But Wang Biao felt that he was an outsider. He watched the crowd quietly, savoring the warmth and warmth of human relationships and the inconsistency of the world.
He took a piece of fried blackened red pepper, put it in his mouth, chewed it carefully, felt the scorching hotness of a knife, and secretly swore in his heart: If you can't fucking look like a human being in the future, you can fuck it. You can jump into the river and drown, so as not to embarrass yourself!
Today's situation, he doesn't want to go through it again, let alone his children and family members in the future.
Looking at the students who chatted fieryly with Qin Tiezheng and Zhao Xiaolong frequently, toasted frequently, and said compliments, Wang Biao shook his head helplessly and smiled. Life is like a river and lake everywhere. It was like this before, and it is still like this now. Back then, when the classmates had dinners, they were all at the same table for those from good families, one table for the city, and one table for the students from the countryside. Alas, such a classmate reunion full of snobbery was very boring, so it was worth noting not to participate.
Thinking of this, Wang Biao stood up and said, "Everyone eat slowly, I have something to do at home, so I will go back first."
Ren Qinglong stood up and said, "What are you busy with? I'm going to sing later." The secretary stood up and said, "Yes, Brother Biao, we're going back to the party. We finally got together. Let's play mahjong together in the afternoon. It's fun." .”
"It's terrible, it's really something, we'll get together later, you two sit and drink yours, don't give it away, don't give it away, I'm not a big shot, why are you being polite, let's go."
Su Chun got up from his seat and walked towards the door, feeling a little uncomfortable. The desolation in Wang Biao's eyes and the awkward smile on his face did not escape her eyes. Although she had never had such an experience, she knew that Wang Biao At this moment, I must feel very uncomfortable. Ever since I entered this door, I have been squeezed by people, ridiculed with insinuations, and now I am saying goodbye to everyone, and only two people pay attention to him.
"Su Chun, why are you going?" Qin Tiezheng asked.
"I'm going to see Wang Biao off." Su Chun said without turning his head. Lin Peng heard the sound and shouted disdainfully: "A farmer and planer is really a fool. What are you pretending? It's not gone yet." Xi, he left first."
"That's right, I'm still a college student, but I'm so idiotic when I go home to farm. I don't know how to be ashamed and flustered. How could I become a classmate with such a worthless person?"
Su Chun glared at Lin Peng and Li Kunpeng fiercely, "Keep your voice down, drinking can't stop your mouths." As he spoke, he walked quickly to Wang Biao who stopped at the door.
At the door, Wang Biao stopped closing the door, feeling the blood rushing straight to the top of his head, a pair of subconsciously clenched fists trembling slightly because the muscles in his arms were too tense.
Today, if he didn't knock out the front teeth of those two guys, then he, Wang Biao, would really be a dog. He twisted his neck and was about to turn around, but was stopped by Su Chun.
At this time, Su Chun came up to meet him, grabbed Wang Biao's hand, and dragged him to the door.
Su Chun closed the door, and said: "Wang Biao, don't be angry, don't be so knowledgeable, Lin Peng and the others are drinking too much cat urine, to save me, just treat them like shit, okay?"
Seeing the sincere concern in Su Chun's eyes, Wang Biao couldn't help but dissipated a lot of the anger in his heart. There were still some people who regarded him as a classmate or a buddy, and didn't look down on him because of his downfall.
Thinking of this, he took a deep breath and said with a bitter smile: "It's okay, hehehe, they are right, Su Chun, thank you, really." Then he took out 100 yuan from his pocket and stuffed it in Su Chun said, "Give this money to Lin Peng. Although I am poor, I have dignity. If there is anything in the future and I need help, please send me a message."
Su Chun looked at Wang Biao and said, "Okay, then go home and ride slowly, pay attention to safety!"
"Yeah. I know!"
After pushing Su Chun into the private room, Wang Biao clenched his fists again, staring straight at the milky white private room suits, "What's wrong with the farmers? What the hell is wrong with farming? I insist on planting a piece of heaven and earth so that You can't see it..."
PS: "A Silly Roe Deer Came to Forty-Nine City" is welcome to bookmark and read!
This book is written about real rural life experience and knowledge, not a refreshing article out of reality. It may be too poor in the early stage, but life has turned around in the third volume. I hope everyone will support it. 10 million words, so it was put on the shelf early, but after I wrote it, I wrote it rashly. I always wanted to write all my experiences and inner thoughts, and I wrote more and more.I hope everyone can be more tolerant, support, and give pointers!
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