The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 11
After more than three hours, Wang Biao stood up from the chair, stretched his waist with a grunt, and wrote more than 100 characters in less than four hours. Today's codewriting speed can be used very fast to describe.

When the mood is good, the inspiration is simply bursting.

I glanced back and found that Grandma Tai was sitting on the kang with her legs superimposed and playing cards (a kind of plastic rectangular thin tiles like mahjong).

Hehehe, being idle is idle, why don't you take a joke about grandma and post it on Douyin.

Thinking of this, Wang Biao closed the computer, picked up his mobile phone and clicked on Douyin to record: "Brothers and sisters, watch it, and see how I molested a Omura Hana in the Republic of China."

After finishing speaking, he bent over and pouted his buttocks again, and arranged the phone on the table at a good angle, "Brothers, watch it, I'm going to start."

"Biao, what are you muttering to that one?" The old lady looked at Wang Biao upon hearing the sound.

"Ah? No, it's nothing, nothing." Wang Biao stuck out his tongue at the phone. This old baby's ears are still very sensitive.

He came to the edge of the kang in two steps, and then a little fish leaped, and lay down in the middle of the kang with a slap, "ah, I'm so exhausted from sitting all morning." He said and rolled directly to the top of the kang, with a big body and half a big butt Pressed directly on the cards on the kang, and then imitated maggots, squeaked a few times, and twisted a few times, directly messing up the card array.

"Huh? I messed up all the cards." The old lady was so angry that she stretched out her hand to slap Wang Biao's exposed belly.

Snapped!The sound is clear and crisp, like patting melons!
"Oh, grandma, you..." Biao licked his body and pretended to cry out in pain, then his expression changed, and he laughed loudly, "Hahahaha, the beating doesn't hurt at all."

"Fuck you, go to the kang and burn it, and quarrel with me again, be careful that I will cut you with the sole of your shoe." Wang Zhangshi put on a face, pretending to be angry and scolded, her great-grandson, how long will it be? Big is big, even in her 30s, she still acts like a baby with a child, and makes trouble with her.

As he said that, the two old hands kept putting the array of cards back to their original positions one by one according to their memory.

Wang Biao laughed, turned over and lay down on the kang, leaned his elbows on the kang, sat on the kang and looked at the changed pattern of cards: "It's the Nine Palaces again. It's all messed up, so why do you do it again? Let's play a round." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and swipe to pull, messing up the array of cards and collecting them together.

Grandma's biggest hobby is to play cards. Sometimes she also takes him or others to play with her. Deaf, even if all the teeth in his mouth are original, not a single one has fallen out, they are better than his teeth, he eats lean meat and his teeth are full, but Grandma never does, as long as he wants to come, the reason why Grandma Longevity and good teeth have a lot to do with these three points.

One is that he has a good attitude and is sensible when beating him. Although I often see grandma fighting with grandpa, arguing and swearing with grandparents, but the old lady immediately acts like a normal person after she finishes her work. She should smile, eat and never let go. heart.

The second is that my great-grandmother walks every day. Just a few days ago, she walked ten miles to Chaoyang by herself to see his old aunt.

The third is good teeth. This has a lot to do with her habit. Grandma likes to put twisted doughnuts and steamed buns on the window sill for many days. They are hard and crispy. Sounds, in this way, you can be 90 years old, and you can still eat big bones, eat fish skin beans, and chew popcorn flowers. This kind of popcorn flowers is different from the ones sold in movie theaters. Stir-fried in a pot and sand, there is no sugar, but it has a unique fragrance.

The popcorn in the movie theater has no soul and essence, and it will make people fat and blood sugar rise.

Wang Zhang was so angry, she stretched out her hand and patted Wang Biao's thigh twice, "I knew I was messing with me, and it was about to be opened up, making a lot of noise, I don't even have a daughter-in-law in my 30s, I don't know Sorrow, heartless, go, go to the front room and get me two ice creams."

Wang Biao felt that his heart had been stabbed, and looked at Wang Zhangshi sadly and angrily, grandma, am I still your great-grandson?I'm still not the only seedling of the four generations of the old Wang family, so how can I make fun of it?

Injured, it hurts self-esteem too much, hey, people in their 90s, their brains are still so sharp, and they are still so quick to quarrel and hurt others, killing the enemy with one blow.

"If you hit me and scold me again, I'll bring you ice cream back? No, hum, I can exchange one of your sun-dried dough twists if you want to eat." Wang Biao said, before the old lady could speak, he bent down and stretched out his hand directly Put the oily yellow shiny doughnuts on the window sill into his mouth and just take a bite, the hard crispy doughnuts are bitten by him until only crumbs fall off.

It was hard, really hard. Although he bit it off, he still felt like his front teeth were moving.

The old lady frowned when she saw it, and she felt very distressed, not because of Wang Biao's eating twist, but because of the scum that fell on the kang. She knew that Wang Biao, a prodigal child, would never pick up the scum of twist on the kang. For food, the prodigal children don't know what to do at home. When they are starving in [-] and [-], let alone twisted scum, they can't even eat bran, and they despise those who fell on the kang, really.

After putting the mahua on the kang, Wang Biao went straight down to the ground and compared the scissors to the phone camera, "That's the end of today. If you want to see the follow-up story, please click the red heart and pay attention."

After uploading the video, Wang Biao went out of the back room and walked to the store in the front yard.

As soon as I entered the small shop, I heard Liang Meiru's righteous voice to borrow money: "Guizhi, give me another 100 yuan change."

At this time, his mother Li Guizhi and his father, the elder of the kang, were lying on the kang and watching TV. When Li Guizhi heard the sound, she got up and was about to climb to the money box on the side of the kang.

"Mom, let me check!" Wang Biao entered the back room and came to the side of the kang, reached out to take money from the money box, and after counting a hundred, he picked up a pen and bit into the ledger to record. When he opened the ledger, his eyes suddenly He widened his eyes, and saw that after Liang Meiru's three black characters, there were three Arabic numerals of 100 yuan, plus what he was holding now was 300 yuan.

What the hell is speechless!Have fun with your hands, win the money back, and pay back the debt.While praying silently in his heart, Wang Biao went to the back room and handed the money to Liang Meiru, who was sweating with a cigarette in his mouth, "Third wife, one hundred, count it!"

"No, go and get me Hebaisha again!"

"Aww!" He responded, turned around and walked towards the counter again, hey, business is difficult, in order to earn three yuan for the Taiwan fee, you have to borrow three hundred first, it's okay if you win, but you're going to lose I don't know when I can return it.

Damn, if you make money in the future, you must close the store, and you will never suffer from this useless attitude again!

After Wang Biao took the cigarettes, he opened the freezer and took out a milk cake that cost one yuan a piece that grandma liked to eat, and picked up a piece of chocolate-flavored torch ice cream that grandpa liked to eat. baby.

"Grandpa, you don't need to cook for a while, I will cook instant noodles for a while, do you want to eat?"

The old lady took a mouthful of the ice cream, opened her thin dark lips stained with chocolate and said, "I'm not hungry, eat it yourself!"

"Oh!" Wang Biao responded, climbed onto the kang, lay on his back on the quilt rolled up by his grandfather, picked up his mobile phone and opened WeChat directly, and finally let him find a good girl on Momo a few days ago , and also chatted, and the chat was pretty hit-and-miss, and added WeChat, and answered questions and answers, unlike those high-cold 'big ladies' before, who didn't reply to hello.

The person looks very good, but she is fair and beautiful, with big eyes and double eyelids. Most importantly, she is a girl with a legitimate job. From the photos, she should be a cosmetics seller in a shopping mall. Her profession, and judging from the dynamics she posted, she is not a woman who does messy things.

"Good noon."

After a few minutes, there was a thump.

A message from He Xiaoxiao suddenly popped up on the screen, and with a little excitement, he pointed his finger.

"good afternoon!"

"Have you eaten at noon?"

"Not yet, I'm about to go to the food court on the fifth floor to eat, how about you?"

"I didn't eat it either. I plan to cook instant noodles for a while. What are you going to eat?"

"I don't know, I'll have a look and talk about it later, let's not talk about it, I'm taking the elevator!"

This awkward chat is over!

At noon this day, the municipal party committee canteen.

After finishing a meal, Su Chun purposely came to sit down next to an ordinary-looking but very quiet female colleague. This goal was chosen by her among the many single girls around her. filtered.

The two chatted quietly while eating.

When he was about to finish eating, Su Chun said to the girl, "Xiao Li, do you have a date?"

"No, why do you ask that? Are you trying to be a matchmaker and introduce someone to me?"

　Are there rich and handsome guys who have made a fortune and rewarded me with a few recommendation tickets?No, I'll ask again tomorrow!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)