The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 111 Isn't it soft? What's the slimy thing? (Guys, give me a few monthly tickets and recommended tickets)
Wang Biao took a look at the thing that fell to his side, boxing gloves, huh?How does this thing look like briefs?

Isn't this a crotch protector?

"Ma'am, when did you buy these things? Why did you buy a crotch protector?"

Shen Na smiled sweetly, "I bought it at noon today, and the crotch protector is a gift. Don't lie down, come out and play with me."

"Let me lie down for a while, burn my waist." Wang Biao really didn't want to get up.

In the evening, the pancakes were rolled with mutton, chili oil, scallions, and miso. I ate four pancakes, which was comparable to that old Zheng in the mansion gate.

Shen Na walked to the side of the kang, raised her leg and kicked Wang Biao's foot, "Lie down after eating, how about raising pigs? Grandpa, look, he just lay down after eating, and he didn't even talk about walking. How easy it is that way." Cause food accumulation! Such a great grandfather who is not healthy."

The old man wanted to say a few words to let the baby's grandson lie down more, but he heard the baby's grandson's daughter-in-law say that this is the reason, you can't lie down after eating, you have to walk, walk a hundred steps after the meal.

"Biao, Bai is lying down, go out for a walk with the girl."

"Husband!" Shen Na's eyes were alluring, her voice turned five times, and she cast her soul-stirring melody.

Wang Biao swears that this is the first time that Shen Na has performed such a charming skill with him, it is too ecstasy and so depressing.

Can't take it, can't take it!
No wonder it is said that women are disasters, and beautiful women are monsters that bring disaster to the country and the people.

Just like this, which king can't indulge in beauty, and ruin his family and country in the midst of wind, flowers, snow and moon.

"Hey, sweetheart, let's go."

Wang Biao straightened himself up from the kang, perhaps because he made a big move, and suddenly his stomach was nestled.

A hot current flowed directly from the chest and rushed up to the throat.

A mixed fragrance also bloomed in the throat again.

Wang Biao shut up hastily, and swallowed the liquid food back. Mutton is precious, so he couldn't vomit, so he grabbed his boxing gloves and walked out.

Shen Na let out a hint of a sly smile, "Hey, I forgot to take the crotch protector!"

What a bright light, what a little nuisance!
Grandpa is still here, actually driving!
You soul-devouring little goblin!
Wang Biao walked out wearing a crotch protector and boxing gloves.

Today is the battle of name rectification, and the little lady must try the power of Wang Baquan, which has been passed down in the village for thousands of years.

After putting it on, he stood in the middle of the courtyard, imitating Jet Li in Fist of Fighting Heroes, put on airs, and danced without his legs in the courtyard.

"Little lady, don't worry, brother will definitely not beat you with the fists that have been handed down for thousands of years in the countryside."

Looking at Wang Biao who was jumping and punching, Shen Na smiled, "Don't, don't be polite, use all your abilities."

Go on, go on and on, you won't have a chance after a while.

No, not here, it's not good to be seen by the two families after a while.

"Husband, let's go to the mountain. The ground here is too hard. I think the land you made during the day is not bad."

Wang Biao looked at Shen Na suspiciously, "Going up the mountain? It's already dark."

"Isn't there a moon here, let's go, just digest and digest first, otherwise the sudden strenuous exercise is not good for the body!"

5 minute later.

North Changlong, just finished raking the deep plowed grass with a disc rake this afternoon, the land is very noisy and soft!
On the soft ground, a man and a woman opened the shelves and stood facing each other.

"Good girl, come on, brother always asks people to do three tricks first." Wang Biao imitated Xu Liang with white eyebrows from "Heroes with White Eyebrows" taught by Master Shan Tianfang, and talked to Shen in broken Shanxi dialect. Na flirts.

Shen Na laughed, what the hell is happening.

Hmph, since you've said it all, how can Ben Gong refute your face!
"Then I'm coming! Come on, give me a punch." She smiled sweetly, moved her joints, and punched Wang Biao's black gloves with her pink boxing gloves.

Wang Biao laughed, "Hey, it's so formal."

After punching.

Shen Na bent her beautiful eyes, and said sweetly and crisply: "Husband, come, I'm going to hit your chest with a left hook."

As he spoke, he swung his left fist and punched Wang Biao in the stomach.

Hehehe, my daughter-in-law is so polite, she even told me before doing it.

Wang Biao crossed his hands to press down, and blocked Shen Na's small jab. It was because my wife loved me so much, so she didn't use any strength.

He was thinking triumphantly, but at this moment, Shen Na twisted her waist and shoulders, and hit the left cheek of the big pig head who was still smirking triumphantly with a right back fist like lightning.

Not surprisingly, this unexpected punch hit Wang Biao firmly in the face.

Bang!
Wang Biao's big face instantly deformed following the crooked chin, and his eyeballs seemed to be pierced to the right.

I am noisy, who am I, where am I, why is my head buzzing.

This place is too loud, my legs are sunken, and I am stunned.

As soon as Shen Na remembered her hand, she didn't stop, she took a step with her left leg, raised her left fist, and with a "bang" sound of a left uppercut, she hit Wang Biao's right face hard.

A bowl of water must be flat to be a human being, and one should not treat one more favorably than another!
shit.

Why are there so many stars flying in front of my eyes?

Who the hell is ringing a bronze bell in my head.

Wang Biao only felt dizzy and felt no pain at all.

Yo, it's really quite resistant to two heavy punches.

Try my old lady's flying knee again.

Thinking of this, Shen Nafei stepped forward, hugged the back of Wang Biao's neck with both hands, and bent her right leg directly towards the pit of Wang Biao's chest.

Bang!
"what"

Wang Biao only felt a strong force coming, and his stomach turned upside down.

A hot stream rushed up from the stomach.

"vomit"

A big mouthful of something mixed with gastric juice rushed out of his mouth and fell directly to the ground.

Shen Na was startled, and jumped back hastily. Seeing the mixture of scallions and mutton coming out of Wang Biao's mouth, she frowned, and hurriedly covered her nose.

Huh!Disgusting!
After spit out six or seven mouthfuls, Wang Biao finally stopped, leaning on his knee with one hand, and waving at Shen Na with the other, "Stop beating, stop beating, all my mutton burritos have come out."

"Stop the fight? You can't help it, come here, don't be a motherfucker, don't make me look down on you." Shen Na mocked.

This kind of disobedient man is not worthy of pity. He must be beaten severely. If he doesn't beat him, he won't have a long memory.

As soon as Wang Biao heard the fire in his heart, he jumped out, and he was beaten hard twice, but it was impossible to say that his mother was chirping.

"Should I continue beating? OK!" Wang Biao spit out the remaining mucus in his mouth and walked to the other side, "Come on, come on, I won't let you come this time, come on!"

If a tiger doesn't show off its power, it will treat me as a sick cat. Do you think the Biao in my name is for nothing?
Shen Na walked over lightly.

"Thank you, but please don't let me, or you will be upset."

"Then I'm coming." Wang Biao said imitating Shen Na, waving his left fist feignedly, and then shaking his right arm to hit him, but he didn't use all his strength. This is his wife, and he will face several times in the future. It will be this face in ten years, and it can't be destroyed.

Otherwise it will not be seductive!
But just when he swung his right fist halfway, Shen Na's blurred figure suddenly disappeared in his out-of-focus and blurred vision. Before he could react, his left rib hurt.

Immediately afterwards, the violent storm's attack hit him like raindrops.

Covering the head with both hands, the body was beaten, protecting the body, the head was beaten, and was devastated for three to four minutes.

"Ah, I'm going to make a big move."

After taking a few quick steps back, Wang Biao's arms turned like windmills.

"Ahhh"

Looking at Wang Biao who was bent over and doing Wang Baquan, Shen Na burst into laughter, she came to the side quietly, kicked Wang Biao's crotch, and kicked him down.

Then one kick flew towards Wang Biao's thigh.

"Oh!"

"Ah!" Wang Biao's startled voice changed, and he yelled, "It's over, it's over, I can't be a father anymore, Shen Na, are you crazy?"

"Oh!"

A small punch directly landed on Wang Biao's big mouth.

"What the hell are you talking to, the quarrel is not clean, my mother knocked out your front teeth, and you wear a crotch protector, what the hell are you screaming?"

Crotch protector, crotch protector, yes, I wear a crotch protector, I said why doesn’t it hurt, I thought it hurt if I kicked it.

Not long after he was lucky, Shen Na, who was riding on him, threw an old punch with both hands left and right.

"You bastard bastard told you to spend money behind my back, I will beat you to death today, I will beat you."

In an instant, Wang Biao realized that everything was figured out.

Feelings are happening!

well played!The fight was good, but he was still worried about how to tell Shen Na about it.

"Oh, ouch~ I was wrong, I was wrong, my wife, it hurts, please forgive me, I really don't dare to do it anymore, I have something to report, I want to beat you, after you hear it, beat me up."

Shen Na wiped the fine sweat from her forehead with her fists, and said out of breath, "Okay, I'll see what else you can quibble about."

Wang Biao took a long breath. Damn it, I have learned a lesson today. This little girl's force value is at least [-], and she is only [-] to death. How can she fight?
Bang!
"Oh, why did you hit me again?" Wang Biao looked at Shen Na aggrievedly, trying to influence Shen Na with his eyes. Although he couldn't see Shen Na's face clearly without glasses, let alone his eyes, he believed Shen Na could see his eyes.

Shen Na waved her hand and punched Wang Biao's chest again, "What are you talking about with your little eyes? Are you making up nonsense? Hurry up and say it."

Nima, this is not a sister Lin who fell from the sky, this is a tyrant who fell from the sky!

"What are you mumbling about? Are you looking for a beating?"

Wang Biao said hastily, "I said, I said you are so beautiful when you beat someone up."

"Hmph, let me tell you, when is my mother not beautiful?" Although Shen Na said so, she was very happy in her heart, especially when she saw Wang Biao's eyes full of desire to survive, she felt happy in her heart.

If she hadn't stopped it just now, she would have made a sound.

"wife"

"Who's your wife? It's close to me, hurry up and confess!"

"Oh, oh, Your Majesty, listen to me, it's like this." Wang Biao told Shen Na about the subsidy for the new main farm.

"Really, you know this national policy. It changes every year. Did you know that the year before last, the subsidy for deep plowing was still 700 yuan. This year, it was 420 yuan. And last year, it was for individuals to buy agricultural machinery. The subsidy is much less than last year. I am afraid that the policy will change suddenly. I took advantage of this good opportunity to buy back all the agricultural machinery I just needed. In fact, it didn’t cost much. If you think about it, if you spend 280 million, [-]% of the subsidy , It’s [-] million, and I only need to spend [-] million. Doesn’t this subsidy have to go through the process, so I did the short-term advance fund, and if I’m exhausted, I’ll come back with a ten-and-a-half-month subsidy. Don’t be angry, okay? good?"

"Okay sister, you bastard old lady warned you for the last time, if you dare to hide it from me in the future, see how I beat you, and if you dare to chat with other women in the future, just that kick is yours!" result."

Wang Biao's crotch was cold again, and he subconsciously covered it, "Don't dare, dare not, I don't even dare to kill me! It's so frightening."

Shen Na raised her eyes, "Huh? What are you spraying in your mouth?"

Wang Biao hurriedly covered his mouth.

Shen Na stood up and patted the dirt on her body. Like a victorious little rooster, she walked lightly and proudly with her head held high, walked out of the ground, and came to the road to pick up her mobile phone and glasses.

Wang Biao followed behind and also went out of the land. He came to the head of the land and searched around, "Honey, you beat me up, please do me a favor and help me find my phone and glasses."

Five hundred and sixty-seventy degrees of myopia, although it is big on the moon, but it is also a black sky after all. Where can I find him who is highly myopic and has astigmatism?
Shen Na stood not far away and continued to pat the dust off her body, "Sorry, I have bad eyesight."

"What? Your eyesight is almost 2.0 and your eyesight is not good?"

"It's just that you have bad eyesight, otherwise, why would I have found you, a big liar who is full of lies!" Shen Na said arrogantly.

The fighting just now was just a small vent of inner anger.

There is no way, Wang Biao can only squat on the ground like a monkey, crawling around, reaching out and touching left and right. I remember that the mobile phone seemed to be placed here just now, why is it not there?
Um?What is this stuff, why is it so soft and sticky!
Wang Biao had a bad premonition. To confirm, he held his hand in front of his nose.

"Bullshit, fuck me, slightly"

Although it was still more than ten centimeters away from the nose, it was still in his hand, and a powerful nausea was like a devil's claw, constantly messing with his stomach.

The remaining [-]% to [-]% of the mutton burrito was spat out with the sound of retching.

He vomited violently and rubbed his hands on the ground.

"It's over, I'm not clean anymore, vomit."

"Hahahahaha." Shen Na couldn't hold back any longer, and started giggling loudly. She saw a big black lump just now, but she didn't expect it to be cow dung at all.

He was actually touched by Wang Biao.

It's disgusting enough, but it's hilarious!

Hahahahaha!
Wang Biao felt as if his gall was vomited out, and his stomach ached, "You, you, you are still laughing, Shen Na, you are too much, if you help me find glasses, I can touch this Po Niuxiang Is it? It’s over, I’m not pure anymore, this is the hand of a future platinum writer!!!”

He shouted hysterically: "Stop laughing, find me glasses quickly."

"I don't, you deserve it! Hahahaha, no, no, my stomach hurts from laughing." Shen Na crouched on the ground laughing wildly, clutching her stomach.

A gust of evil fire burst out of Wang Biao's liver, and he suddenly stood up from the ground, "Won't you find me? Then I'm going to go crazy, I have to use this hand stained with cow dung to nourish your body today." Not a flower."

As he said that, he jumped out, Shen Na jumped in fright, got up and ran quickly, but Wang Biao, a young boy, ran all over the mountains with cattle and sheep, or played chasing games with dogs dog?

(End of this chapter)