The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 119 The Use of Wooden Sticks
Under Shen Na's lust, Wang Biao succumbed again, and immediately turned and went downstairs to find a wooden stick outside.

Isn't it just a poop?

What are you doing with the stick?
Afraid of mice biting your ass?
Just like all of you are so cute, you won’t be scared to death when you see a mouse?Not to mention wooden sticks, even if you give your guard a gun, he will be so scared that he will shoot himself to death.

Wang Biao came outside with disbelief and found a poplar branch for a few people, and put it at the door according to Shen Na's words.

After waiting for almost an hour, Jimei went downstairs for convenience.

Seeing this, Wang Biao hastily closed the curtains of the wing room, and opened the rear window a crack.

He was really curious about how the delicate beauties would feel when they squatted in the wild for the first time in the cold winter months.

I will definitely say: Oh, my butt is going to freeze off, I won’t pull it anymore, I will suffocate it, and I won’t pull it anymore.

It was so cold, I felt like my little butt wasn't my own anymore.

See if mine is frozen into an icicle, knock it for me.

The more he thought about it, the more he couldn't hold back his joy.

"Biao, why are you laughing when you don't sleep? Stop playing with your phone, go to bed early, oh!" The old man looked up curiously at Wang Biao, who was squatting by the window in the kang and said.

Wang Biao lowered his voice and said, "Sleep in a while, go to sleep, grandpa!"

After a while, the sound of creaking snow and talking came from outside the window.

"That's it."

"Well, it's nice here, there are houses blocking it."

"Hurry up, hurry up and go back, I feel like my butt is cold now."

"All the big guys will keep an eye on it for a while, and knock on anyone who freezes quickly, so don't freeze the little sister to death. Hey, how do the people in the northeastern countryside suffer from convenience in winter? It's twenty or thirty degrees below zero. It's terrible."

Wang Biao covered his mouth vigorously in the room. These stupid girls were afraid of urinating and freezing, so they used to knock on the ice.

Who did you hear that you can freeze if you pee in the Northeast?Even in Oymyakon, where it is minus sixty or seventy degrees, it can't freeze.

Have you heard too much of Guo Degang's cross talk with Uncle Yu?
Holding back his smile, he continued to listen intently.

The sound of water bursting outside the window, accompanied by the sound of constipation.

"Mom, I feel like my ass is going to fall off."

"Mine is too, it's too cold, my poor ass, when did I suffer from such a crime, damn Wang Dabiao, don't buy a better pump."

"Nana, why did you say you fell in love with him, and marry him in the future, what a pain."

Shen Na lifted her pants, "It's useless to regret, hurry up and squeeze hard!"

After a while, the other three lifted their pants one after another, jumping and jumping on the spot, as if they were all thankful that their buttocks were not frozen.

"Wu Xue, hurry up, what are you dawdling about?"

Wu Xue said: "I'm a tuba, what should I do, I can't hold it anymore, but my ass is really cold, will I freeze to death? Huh, I won't come to your house again, What a shame!"

Wang Biao felt that he was about to suffocate internal injuries, and Wu Xue felt that he had a deep understanding. When pulling in the cold winter in the Northeast, one must bear in mind that one must squeeze and pull hard.

Try to solve it within 1 minute, otherwise, the birds will freeze to death.

What I am most afraid of is constipation or dryness of the large intestine, which can really freeze your butt, especially if it can shrink a turkey into a quail.

Seeing that Jimmy was about to finish, Wang Biao got off the kang quietly, put on his shoes, opened the door quietly, went to the second floor of the villa, turned on the power of the self-priming pump, and then turned to other people living on the second floor. Said: "That toilet has been repaired, it can be used!"

After finishing all this, he went downstairs quickly, and just as he reached the door, he bumped into Wumei who was bouncing back shivering from the cold.

"Aren't you sleeping? Why are you here again?" Shen Na asked suspiciously.

"Oh, what, I just suddenly remembered that it's not that the water pump is broken, it's that I unplugged and forgot to plug it in, hahahahaha!" Wang Biao couldn't help laughing wildly anymore, and ran back to the wing room.

He is an honest person and a responsible person.

You must admit what you have done!
The five beauties looked at each other, from being dazed at the beginning, to surprise, to suddenly realizing, and finally to eyes full of anger.

Understood, all of this was deliberately adjusted by Wang Biao.

This damn Wang Dabiao!

"Ah, Wang Dabiao, you are dead!"

"Wang Biao."

A few murderous screams tore apart the winter night in Wangjiatun, the silent night!
In a blink of an eye, ten days passed.

BJ's visitors, only Uncle Shen, Uncle Er and his wife still live in Wangjiatun. The four old people are very nostalgic, and they are all very curious about making frozen dumplings and steamed bean buns in winter in the Northeast countryside.

The older people are, the more nostalgic they are, and the more they like to join in the fun.

Starting from chopping the sauerkraut stuffing, Uncle Shen, Uncle Er and others followed Li Guizhi to work, while Xie Chunlan and the two sister-in-laws chopped onion, ginger and garlic. The sound of kitchen knives colliding with cutting boards could not be heard in the two wing rooms. .

After Wang Biao finished writing a chapter of the novel, he came to the East Wing, "Master, Second Master, are you two not tired? It would be nice to use a stuffing machine."

Uncle Shen changed the kitchen knife to his left hand, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "It's better to chop it with a knife than to stir it with a machine."

"Our old brothers just started exercising. Have you finished writing your novel?" the second uncle asked.

Wang Biao said 'hmm', "Grandpa, Second Grandpa, you two take a break, chat with my great-grandpa, I'll chop it up for a while, don't get tired, you still have to make dumplings for two or three hours at night .”

"Make it for two or three hours? How many dumplings are you making?" Uncle Shen asked in surprise.

Wang Biao smiled, "Not much, just over 100 catties of noodles."

"What?" Shen Erbo was taken aback, "More than 100 catties of noodles? Here, how many dumplings do you need to make? Are you ready to eat?"

"There are only two large tanks of dumplings. There are not many. It will take two or three months to eat." Wang Biao said, "There is no food in the northeastern countryside in winter. To save trouble, I make frozen dumplings and boil a pot of boiling water in the morning. Cooking is simple and trouble-free, delicious and convenient, not to mention cooking, so every household makes frozen dumplings!"

"Oh, there's still this particularity!" Uncle Shen was stunned.

"Hey, are you envious? Dumplings and bean buns can't be frozen outside your BJ's!"

There are a lot of people and strength is great, this statement is not false at all, Wang Honggang and Wang Hongchao brothers kneaded noodles at the front room selling point, Wang Hongjuan, mother Daiying, Zhao Yufu's daughter-in-law in the West Courtyard and Wang Guoshan's daughter-in-law in the East House, took the time off together Frozen cuts of pork, mutton and horse.

After Li Guizhi, Xie Chunlan, the aunt, and the second aunt finished chopping chopped green onion, minced garlic, and minced ginger, they began to chop carrot stuffing that was compatible with mutton stuffing, and Shen Na, the eldest lady, went on strike after chopping for a while and sat on the kang. Vigorously sat on the kang with the old lady and played cards, each with a jar of cheese next to them.

It's just that the old lady's tank has already peaked, while Shen Na's tank has bottomed out.

"Xiaona, if you play for a while, the grandma will win all the cheese, so hurry up and cut the carrots." Aunt Shen teased.

Shen Na shook her head, "I don't, hmph, now I know how to play, and I'm going to win all of Grandma's cheese in a while."

The old lady giggled and said, "After a while you lose all, the grandma will stop playing, or you can bring beef jerky and we two will play again."

One old and one young said they grabbed the cards again and started fighting!
In the west wing room, there was laughter and laughter.

After Wang Biao finished chopping the stuffing, he drove his grandfather Wang Guoqiang's electric car and ran out to various houses to borrow curtains.

At least dozens of curtains must be prepared for this package of frozen dumplings. In the past, winter nights were generally minus 27 octaves and more than 30 degrees. The dumplings were placed outside, and they could be frozen in less than 5 minutes. Pour it into a tank, or into a big slope basket with a diameter of more than one meter,

The lid curtain poured out in this way can be taken into the house to continue to place the freshly wrapped dumplings.

Now that global warming is getting worse and worse, it is rare for cold nights to exceed minus 25 degrees.

Especially if their family needs to make 20 to [-] catties of frozen dumplings, more than [-] people make dumplings together, and there is no sixty or seventy curtains that can't be poured.

The curtains used in the countryside are all nailed with the broom and millet grown at home. They all have a history of more than ten or twenty years. The curtains of Wang Biao’s own house were nailed by his grandmother when he was in elementary school. of.

Borrowing more than 60 curtains from three houses, four large panels, ten thin rolling pins for rolling out dumpling wrappers, and more than 30 spoons made from beef ribs, Wang Biao drove his electric car back to the village. When he got home, he moved the panels and the old uncle Wang Hongchao into the house, then went outside again, moved a few long wooden boards, and put them on the beer boxes.

In the evening, the wrapped dumplings can be placed on the wooden boards, enjoying the cold wind, and turning into small white ingots that are frozen and hard.

Before opening the bag in the evening, according to the usual practice, each filling is half-wrapped to taste the saltiness and taste, and at the same time to fill the stomach. After all, it will take more than three hours to eat the dumplings at night.

After Wang Biao and Shen Na brought a plate of dumplings to the kang table, they looked at the uncle and the second uncle.

Uncle Shen, Uncle Shen, and daughters-in-law took up chopsticks one by one to pick up moist and shiny dumplings from the plate, and put them into their mouths under the eyes of everyone.

Uncle Shen chewed a few mouthfuls, his eyes suddenly lit up, "Mmm, yes, these are dumplings stuffed with sauerkraut and pork, authentic and delicious!"

Aunt Shen couldn't help admiring, "The dumplings stuffed with sauerkraut and pork from Northeast China are delicious. The taste is really good. It's much better than the dumplings in dumpling shops like Dongcai Dumpling Restaurant and Xijiade."

Shen Erbo, Shen Hai and others couldn't help but praise.

Hearing everyone's words, Wang Biao's family is very happy, and they are still a little proud. In the northeastern countryside, the host who entertains guests is looking forward to and most important is that the guests can say a good word. The satisfaction is fluent.

"Eat more if it tastes good." The old lady smiled kindly.

Wang Guoqiang said with a warm smile on his face: "His uncle, second uncle and second aunt, you are trying this mutton and horse meat. These are all live sheep and horses that are bought and killed."

Wang Biao also said, "Mom and Dad, hurry up and try it too."

Shen Hai picked one up, dipped it in the vinegar plate with garlic chili oil, put it in his mouth, once he bit it, the sour and crispy sauerkraut, the meaty aroma of pork, mixed with garlic chili oil and vinegar all in his mouth at once. in bloom.

That taste is called a layered, that is called a fresh and refreshing, delicious!

This is the first time he has eaten dumplings stuffed with sauerkraut made by Wang Biao's family!
Before the whole family had time to eat, the person who came to help make frozen dumplings came to the small shop one after another.

At 05:30 in the evening, Lao Wang’s family started making frozen dumplings, and this time there were more people looking for it.

Including the people who pulled the medicine and the skin, there were a total of 35 people, not counting Wang Biao's own family.

In the store in the front room, four large round tabletops were placed on the mahjong machine, and eight or nine people were seated on each table.In front of everyone is a plate full of sauerkraut dumpling stuffing.

There is a cup of tea water on the side.

Wang Biao and Shen Na stood on the ground and played flexibly. The table had no dumpling wrappers, so they brought them to that table. When the curtain was full, they put the dumplings under the curtain, and then took them outside to freeze. superior.

Uncle Shen, Auntie and others sat alone at a table with Wang Guoqiang, Dai Ying and others making dumplings. Originally, Wang Biao and his mother, Li Guiying, wanted to set up a table in the West Wing, considering that the Shen family was afraid of the smoke. , let the Shen family wrap the meat-filled dumplings alone.

But Uncle Shen and Uncle Shen really wanted to see how lively it was to make frozen dumplings in the Northeast countryside, so they insisted on making dumplings with the big guys in the shop.

At the beginning, a few people were still a little uncomfortable with the big guys chatting and making dumplings at the same time. Sometimes the big guys chatted about dirty jokes and jokes. With Wang Guoqiang and Daiying explaining from the sidelines from time to time, they gradually understood the meaning contained in everyone's words.

Start to blend in.

Laughing with the big guy, chatting across the table with the big guy, and started yelling, yelling and laughing.

Very down-to-earth, although I feel a bit reckless and unqualified, but my mood is extraordinarily relaxed.

Chatting, drinking tea, and making dumplings, this was something they could not have imagined before!

In a blink of an eye, a few days later, this morning, after eating the dumplings, Wang Biao came to the warehouse, sealed the three large incubators filled with frozen dumplings, and put the frozen pork pieces in Put it in the incubator and stick it with tape a few times, and move it to the Cruiser one by one.

These were brought back to the Shen family, and he wanted to drive them back in person.

"Wang Biao, what are you carrying in the car?" After eating, the uncle and the second uncle, who were standing on the feet of the courtyard, asked after seeing this.

Wang Biao turned around and said, "Dumplings, put them in the refrigerator at home, and cook a few plates if you want to eat."

"Oh, no need, I can't take it, you can keep it for yourselves!" said the second uncle.

Wang Biao said with a smile: "Where does my family eat so much, I just pack it for everyone, take it back and give it to my fourth uncle, brothers and sisters to taste."

"Hurry up and put it back, this consignment, if the box is damaged after knocking, the dumplings will melt into nothing."

"No need to check in, I'll drive you to take BJ there." Wang Biao put down the suitcase and opened the back door of the garage.

Uncle Shen came over, "That's so troublesome. Sending a dumpling will travel two or three thousand miles. Listen to Uncle and move back quickly. We'll try something new."

"It's okay, uncle. I just want to drive to the BJ Academy of Agricultural Sciences to consult something, and then go to Hebei, Shandong and other places to look at fertilizers and seeds. It's not troublesome on the way." Wang Biao bent down and picked up the 20-jin dumpling box again. Into the garage.

Shen Erbo was very puzzled. He could understand a little bit when he went to the Academy of Agricultural Sciences, but didn't the fertilizer seeds be sold locally? Why did he travel so far and buy it so early.

"Isn't it early to buy seeds and fertilizers in the twelfth lunar month? Besides, on the way here, you can see that they are sold in your city." He asked.

Wang Biao put the foam incubator into the trunk and said: "Second uncle, our family has a lot of land, one hundred and eighty-ninety fields, and nearly two hundred tons of chemical fertilizers, directly from the manufacturer, can save hundreds of dollars per ton. , and I’m just going to explore the market this time, and I’ll have it shipped there in March and April next year, saving worry, money and effort, and I can also buy good fertilizers!”

This time, Shen Hai will also go back to BJ for a reexamination, and then go to Guang'anmen Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital to find an old professor to recuperate his body.

In the past six months or so, his body has improved greatly,
Before 08:30, the hired Toyota Alpha arrived.

(End of this chapter)