The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 14 Blind Date
Jiangnan, Yucui Huating.

The three members of the Su family sat at the table and chatted while eating.

"Old girl, are there any single unmarried classmates among your classmates?" Mother Su asked.

Su Chun's eyes were full of vigilance: "Yes? Why are you asking this? You still want to introduce someone to me?"

"My old lady is so beautiful, do I need someone to introduce her? It's your Aunt Liu's family, Ivy Chen."

"Isn't she married? What else do you want to introduce?" Father Su asked with a frown.

Su Chun also looked at his mother suspiciously, "Yes, I remember she was married for four or five years."

"I've been divorced for more than three years. Aunt Liu invited us to dinner yesterday noon for this purpose. Let me introduce someone to Xiaohan."

"Liu'er is so high-spirited, why do you still ask you to help find a partner?" Father Shen said.

"I'm in a hurry. Xiaohan is already 32. If you don't look for it, it will be even more difficult to find after [-]. The divorced child and her are still a little boy, so it will be even more difficult to find. That's why we asked all of us to help find her." , Hey, by the way, old girl, your classmate Wang Biao hasn't found a partner yet?" Mother Su asked suddenly.

Su Chun nodded, and suddenly she smiled: "Well, I told me a while ago that I would also introduce him to his girlfriend, hahaha, you said that our mothers are really connected by destiny, and they have become matchmakers. "

Su's father frowned, and looked at his wife: "You want to introduce Wang Biao to Xiaohan?"

Su Mu nodded.

"What? Mom, what are you thinking? The man Wang Biao has never been married. Isn't it ridiculous that you introduce him to a second marriage? What can a man do?"

Father Su also nodded at the side.

"How do you know that Wang Biao is not willing? Ren Xiaohan wants to have a good appearance, a job and a job, or a city and a registered permanent residence. What else can he choose? He doesn't even have a job, and he can marry a city. Girls have to have fun secretly, besides, what era is it now, the ratio of male to female is so out of balance, it is good to be able to marry a daughter-in-law, and still pick? It would be good if Ren Xiaohan didn’t pick him.” Mother Su threw out a objective big data.

Su's father nodded, "You're right, there are too few girls now, let alone the second-married girls, even those who marry three souls."

After getting her husband's affirmation, Su's mother said: "Xiaochun, you think you can make an appointment later, bring him together and meet first, maybe the two of you can see each other." Su's mother suggested.

Su Chun weighed it in his heart for a while, and said: "Okay, it happens that Wang Biao is going to invite me to dinner on Saturday and bring the two of them together. Hey, Mom, should I tell Wang Biao about Xiaohan's situation first?" ?”

"No, you can't say this in advance. After meeting, the two of them feel pretty good about each other. Besides, if you say it directly, you will definitely not meet."

The brothers Zhao Zhanhai and Zhao Zhanwen are very intelligent and capable. Wang Biao admires their approach. The construction of the cement and concrete village road management project this time must be done before construction.
Village roads have begun to break ground, and people in several villages have become active. Basically, those who have cars at home drive tractors or go to the brick roads connecting several villages to plan sites and lay bricks.

Everyone is working in full swing. They are afraid that the work will be slow, and they will not be able to get many bricks. This is free of charge. Although the brick road has been paved for seven or eight years, there are still more whole bricks and less broken bricks. Naturally, the more things you have, the better. Why don't you take them home, build a yard, build a cow pen, etc.?

Li Guizhi and the old lady Wang Zhangshi couldn't sit still as they watched other people's houses pull bricks back and forth one by one.

"The eldest son, let's go get some bricks too?" Li Guizhi said to Wang Biao who was sitting in front of the computer.

"No, what are you doing with that thing?" Wang Biao directly denied.

The old lady said: "Get it back, cover it with a cloth in the future, save it and buy it later."

"No, what's the use in the future? That is to build a new house. Do you use old bricks to build a new house?" Wang Biao was stunned.

Li Guizhi got angry, walked behind Wang Biao, and pushed Wang Biao's big head, "You are fucking lazy, you don't want to do anything."

"What are you doing, why are you pushing me? You've lost my train of thought." Wang Biao said irritably, clutching the back of his head.

Li Guizhi reached out to push again, but was avoided by her son, "I know how to write novels every day, and I don't know how to write novels. I can't make big money, I don't like small money, and I don't care about making a lot of sand." Go sell it, where can there be cubs? Don’t you use sand to build roads in the village, why don’t you go to Murakami and sell the sand to them?”

Hey, that's right, sand is being used to build cement roads in the village, and a lot of sand is needed for the road surface of tens of miles, why didn't I think of it?
Wang Biao slapped his thigh, closed his notebook, got up and went out.

"What are you crazy about? You scared me." Li Guizhi backed away in fright, "Why are you going?"

Wang Biao wiped his body, grabbed his mother's shoulders, and kissed the dark red cheeks that were tanned from years of working in the sun, "As expected of my mother, she is economically minded, you ten The small shop that has been open for many years is really not in vain."

"What's so mean about this little brat." Li Guizhi rubbed her face with the back of her hand, smiled and cursed, "Are you going to the village?"

"No, I'll go to Zhao Zhanwen to find out."

After inquiring and searching on a motorcycle, Wang Biao finally found Zhao Zhanwen, who was standing in a small forest and staring at the forklift pushing the road, on a dirt road in the east of Guojiatun Village.

"What is Da Biaozi doing here? Take a stroll?" Zhao Zhanwen asked with his head raised.

Wang Biao kicked off the ladder, parked the motorcycle, and said with a smile, "What are you doing for a stroll? I'm here to find my third man."

"Looking for me?" Zhao Zhanwen was amused, "Why, you want to practice Taoism with the third master?"

"Hahaha, um, I'll practice Taoism with you."

After a few gossips, Wang Biao substituted the topic: "Third Master, your sand hasn't come in yet. I have a classmate who has more than 1 Lisha at home. Now the family is in urgent need of money and is going to sell the sand cheaply. Look."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhao Zhanwen's laughter from the opposite side, "How much cheaper can it be? The sand has already been ordered, and it is directly pulled from Jiangxin Island, and the shipping fee is only twelve thirty one. Can your classmate offer a lower price than this?"

Going with confidence, returning with a disheartened face, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.

Li Guizhi saw her son come back with his head drooping, she guessed it without asking, "What's wrong, don't you buy it?"

"Well, people have already made an appointment, what will Mom have for dinner?"

"Stewed Eggplant Sauce!"

On Saturday morning, Wang Biao brushed his teeth again after returning from herding the sheep, and then took the old-fashioned razor used by his grandfather to shave his beard carefully in the mirror. Although the electric razor is convenient, But it can't shave off the stubble. Although the old-fashioned razor is stupid and easy to shave, it is better than a clean shave.

Today is an important day, it is related to whether he can bid farewell to the single dog and marry a beautiful wife, besides, he can't let Su Chun off the hook, he has to make a good mess of it, clean it, and set it straight .

After finishing, Wang Biao pulled up his short sleeves and smelled it again, and he was relieved to make sure that there was no sheep smell.

In the south of the Yangtze River, Du Fu Thatched Cottage Sichuan Restaurant, there are four seats by the window.

Su Chun looked at Wang Biao, who was sitting upright with an unnatural expression, with amused expression, and Wang Biao was only flabbergasted.

"What do you think I am doing? I have flowers on my face?" Wang Biao said angrily.

Su Chun laughed: "Brother Biao, what's the matter? Why are you so nervous about a blind date with the elders from Northeast China? He hasn't come yet, so you are so nervous. When he comes later, can you still speak?"

"I, why am I nervous?" Wang Biao refused to admit it.

Su Chun directly pointed out: "If you're not nervous, what are you doing sitting so straight? If you're not nervous, why are you scratching your knees with your fingers? Why, there are lice itching?"

Wang Biao blushed, and hurriedly put his hands on the table, "It's almost noon, is she not coming?"

"Hee hee, are you in a hurry? Let me ask you about my troubles." Su Chun picked up the phone and sent a WeChat voice message, "Sister Han, where have you been?"

After a while, the echo came, and Wang Biao leaned his ears to search the sound wave carefully: "It's almost here, where are you sitting?"

"On the right hand side of the door, table number six."

Wang Biao's eyes lit up, and his voice was so nice, and it was over, and there was another reason for him to be excited. Thinking of this, he looked towards the door expectantly.

Finally, while he was waiting eagerly, a relatively tall and plump girl in a white skirt and permed hair opened the door and walked in. Not bad, very attractive, with fair skin and big eyes. Seeing the girl turn around and walk in, He turned his eyes hastily and whispered to Su Chun, "Here we come, we come."

Su Chun heard the sound and turned his head to look, "Sister, here it is." Liu Zihan waved his hand and walked over.

Seeing this, Wang Biao took a deep breath, stood up, stretched out a hand, and said, "Hello, my name is Wang Biao!"

Liu Zihan glanced at Wang Biao in surprise, and then looked at Su Chun, who smiled and said, "Brother Biao, what are you doing? Seeing that my sister is pretty, do you want to take advantage? Shaking hands, do you want a hug? "

Wang Biao felt his cheeks were on fire, and quickly withdrew his hand, "Ah? Don't talk nonsense, bastard, you still don't forget to sit down and give up your seat." He gave Su Chun a hard look, You dead girl, is this a human thing?Waiting for the future, hmph, fortunately, my brother reacted quickly and found a step by himself.

Liu Zihan smiled faintly, "Hehe, hello!"

The man in front of me is quite interesting, a little dumb and a little silly.

What are you doing next?Oh, by the way, it is said on the Internet that you should give the recipe to the woman and let the woman order. Thinking of you being stingy, he stretched out his hand and pushed the menu in front of Liu Zihan, "Order whatever you want, you're welcome."

Wang Biao is very grateful to the Internet. He can search for everything, even tricks for chasing girlfriends and flirting with girls.

Liu Zihan pursed his lips and smiled slightly, without flipping through the menu, "I can eat anything, you can order."

Su Chun took the menu without being polite, and said, "You're welcome? Then I can order the signature dish here." Then, he opened the menu. Today, Brother Biao is treating guests, so of course he has to order the signature dish here. Hey, this matsutake chicken soup is not bad, it looks delicious. "

As she spoke, she raised her eyelids to look at Wang Biao, only to see that Wang Biao's eyes suddenly widened a little, and his face seemed to turn a little blue, and a treacherous smile that succeeded in a prank appeared on the corner of his mouth, "The best squirrel mandarin fish It’s not bad either, um, this fine peppery beef dish is not bad either.”

Wang Biao felt like his heart was going to be broken. Why did this damn girl want to raid her house? Matsutake Chicken Soup?How dare you, you are confinement, drink chicken soup?Squirrel mandarin fish is just mandarin fish. You are the best, you are a speculator.

He subconsciously reached out and touched his trouser pocket for the 200 yuan he took from the cash box of the store in the morning. It was not enough for a dish. He opened the China Merchants Bank APP on his mobile phone and looked at it. It was only 56 yuan and 15 cents. Day, today It's only the [-]th, and there are still five days before NO.[-] will pay the full-time manuscript fee. What should I do?
I had to borrow it from my aunt. Thinking of this, Wang Biao found out the WeChat account of my aunt Li Jinzhu and began to edit: "Auntie, I forgot to bring money for shopping. Please transfer 500 to me."

After a while, with the sound of a message notification, a transfer message of 700 yuan arrived. Huh, at last there is no need to lose the chain. The [-] yuan should be enough.

Su Chun suddenly asked Wang Biao, "Brother Biao, are you hot?"

"Not hot?"

"If it's not hot, why are you sweating on your forehead?"

"Ah?" Wang Biao subconsciously wiped his head behind him, only a little oily, how could he be sweating?

His action immediately made Liu Zihan laugh too, why is this person so stupid, can't he tell if he is sweating or not?He actually reached out to touch it, this fool.

Just when Wang Biao was eager to find a floor drain to get in, Su Chun suddenly vented her conscience and stopped playing pranks. She combined the menu and said to the waiter at the side: "Here is a fish-flavored shredded pork, twice-cooked pork and potato chips, salt and pepper Mushrooms, Kung Pao Chicken and a fish-flavored egg. "

"Okay, what would you like to drink, beauty?"

"Let's have a sour plum soup first, it must be iced!"

"Okay!" The little waitress in a black slim-fit uniform turned and left.

Wang Biao has been deceived, and he feels like his head is bursting. No matter how expensive fish-flavored pork shreds, twice-cooked pork and potato chips are, 200 yuan is more than enough.
"Biao brother, it's okay, you didn't get scared away just now, you deserved to be the one who ran into BJ, hehehe, did your brain buzz just now?" Su Chun joked.

For some reason, she likes and enjoys the feeling of teasing Wang Biao, an old classmate, and she doesn't know why she does this, maybe it's because he used to impress him too much as a funny monkey.

Being with Wang Biao is very easy, without having to think too much, let alone be wary of anything, she gradually fell in love with the feeling of being bored with Wang Biao.

Uncle, the relationship is deliberately making fun of me. I have borrowed all the money. Your sister, wait until there are no outsiders, and see how I deal with you, but now he dare not take countermeasures, so he can only admit cowardice. Otherwise, I don't know what kind of moths will happen in a while.

Thinking of this, Wang Biao smiled helplessly: "I said Miss Su, you just go around me, don't make fun of me."

Seeing this, Liu Zihan smiled and said, "Xiaochun, your classmate is very interesting. Let's get to know each other. My name is Liu Zihan. You can also call me sister Zihan."

Su Chun looked at it, and felt happy: Look, it looks like a game, um, strike while the iron is hot, I'm getting closer for you.

"Sister, do you play King of Glory?"

"Play, sometimes when I come back from get off work, I'm bored to play."

"Brother Biao, don't you also play Glory of Kings? You two also add a WeChat account. Let's play three rows and two rows later." Su Chun blinked at Wang Biao.

Wang Biao wondered, when did I start playing King of Kings? I get up early every morning to herd sheep, exercise, write novels, read novels, and check information. How can I still have time to play games? King of Kings has been uninstalled for more than two years. What does this mean?

Seeing Wang Biao's bewildered expression, Su Chun felt so angry, what kind of brains does this idiot have, he even writes novels, he can't react to this?You deserve to be single for 30 years.

She stretched out her foot and kicked Wang Biao's thigh from under the table, and blinked again.

"Hey" Seeing Su Chun blinking again, Wang Biao suddenly realized something, and hurriedly changed his words: "Well, yes, play, how many WeChat IDs do you have, I will add you."

Su Chun gave the second idiot an angry look, and said, "What's the number? Can't you just scan the QR code?" This EQ, hey, how long did it grow, probably out of his mind.

Liu Zihan pursed her pink lips, and quietly looked at the square head, big ears, thick lips, honest and honest face, she saw Su Chun's small movements before her eyes, from his performance Judging from his expression and appearance, this boy named Wang Biao is a reliable person who should be reliable, unlike those people who think about flirting with girls every day and pretend to be full of fancy.

With a flick of his slender and fleshy white fingers, he pressed the home button to unlock the phone, then clicked on the WeChat QR code, handed it forward, and said generously, "Scan me!"

Wang Biao hurriedly took out his painted Samsung S5, opened WeChat to scan it, pointed at Liu Zihan's phone, "I added you, I'm the second senior brother."

Liu Zihan was stunned, which year did the Samsung come out?The paint on the edges is so badly peeled off, and the screen of the phone is also worn down like this, can you still see it clearly?Taking back the phone, she glanced at Su Chun, and then looked suspiciously at Wang Biao, "I heard from Xiaochun, you write novels? How is your novel writing?"

"Well, I've written 100 million words now, which is okay, and I get one or two hundred subscriptions every day." Wang Biao said, "Are you a primary school teacher in Jiangnan or Jiangbei?"

"I'm not in the city, but I'm a teacher at the elementary school in Wujingzi Town." Liu Zihan said.

Su Chun noticed the subtle change in Liu Zihan's expression after seeing Wang Biao's cell phone. After thinking about it for a while, he teased and said, "Why are you two wanting to check each other's income when we first met? We only have dinner today. Don’t you know, everything in this life can be negative, but the only thing that can’t be negative is food.”

"Please collect and recommend tickets. The brother who canceled the collection yesterday is too uninteresting. Can't you wait until the [-]th to cancel after the Chinese New Year? I have been depressed for a long time without your collection. I feel No more love!"

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(End of this chapter)