The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 149 Make it right! (seeking monthly ticket recommendation ticket)

Wang Biao picked up his glasses and put them on, then reached out and took out his mobile phone from under the kang shang kang cabinet, picked it up and clicked on the writer's assistant habitually, to see if there were any new comments and who had voted for monthly ticket recommendations and tips.

Not bad, there were nearly 50 recommendation tickets and more than [-] monthly tickets yesterday.

There is also [-] book coins for the reward.

Things are going great!

It seems that the film and television adaptation rights are about to be bought, hahaha!

"Huh? Why is there so much hair on this hand, whose hair is it?"

Wang Biao sat up from the kang belatedly.

"Damn it, how the hell did I lose so much hair? I'm only 33."

Wang Biao thumped in panic and knelt down on the kang and looked at the pillow, only to see that there were a lot of hair loss on both sides and top of the pillow.

After staring blankly for a few seconds, he slumped down on the kang like a deflated balloon, looking at the hair on his hand and the hair on the pillow sadly, painfully and restlessly.

"What's wrong with me? Why do I lose so much hair? Well, there is no bald person in our family, and we don't have that gene. Why do I lose so much hair? I, I'm not married yet. This Shen Na still...

What he didn't notice was that the barrage on the screen of the mobile phone on the floor table had already flown up, and various gifts of various sizes were falling wildly. In just a few minutes, more than 1000 followers had been raised.

On the screen: "Hahaha our Village Chief Wang Da is so fucking funny, why are you so stupid hahaha."

"Yeah, like a pig, why doesn't he look in the mirror, look at that look, you're scared to death."

"Is there a script beforehand?"

"A hairy script, this is definitely the most authentic reaction, hahaha, his wife is pretty bad."

"After this bald man was shaved, the leader still had to punish him. A village cadre actually shaved his head."

"Hey, guys, tell me if this kid will start crying soon, hahahaha."

In the bedroom on the first floor, there were loud laughter like pigs and gooses.

"Quack, quack, quack, hahahaha, I can't do it, I can't do it hahaha, Emma, ​​mom, hahahaha, pinch me, my stomach hurts from laughing, hahahaha."

Shen Na laughed heartlessly.

This was something she never expected. What she expected was that Wang Biao would be furious and mad when he found out that his hair had been cut, but now the script has completely deviated from his control as the screenwriter and producer.

Xie Chunlan also laughed, "Emma, ​​why is this kid so stupid, my god, hahahahaha, why didn't I find him so timid before, hahahahaha, Emma, ​​it's too late , My cheeks hurt from laughing, but it’s a pity that your father and great-grandfather went out to herd sheep, hahahaha, otherwise, hahaha, seeing this would not kill him from laughing.”

Sitting stupidly, Wang Biao suddenly searched with his mobile phone.

"What happened to a lot of hair loss overnight?"

After a search, a lot of results came out.

Seborrheic alopecia. Nervous alopecia. Endocrine disorders.
On the phone screen:
"What is this guy doing with his phone? Looking in the mirror?"

"The two hundred and five are definitely searched on Baidu, hahahaha, it doesn't scare him to death."

"What a pig, I really want to tell him to look in the mirror, my aunt is so anxious to death."

Wang Biao searched around, but he didn't find anyone who was similar to his massive hair loss.

As soon as he pressed the power off button, the screen went black, and from the corner of his eye, he suddenly noticed that the hair on the top of his head was green and shiny.

"what!!!"

He let out a cry, and subconsciously threw down his phone to touch his head. When he touched it, his heart almost jumped out of his throat. The hair of the peasants in the past was gone.

"Damn it, me."

Suddenly, he stopped talking, and groped for a few more times, the feeling was not right, the hair should be bald without pricking his hands, how does this feel like touching his chin.

He jumped to the ground with a plop and ran towards the outer room. There was a mirror on the washstand by the door.

He jumped out of the quilt, the quilt slipped off, and his lower body immediately went out of the country.

cellphone screen:

"Hahaha, actually SpongeBob SquarePants' underwear, damn it, it's too disgusting, a teenage girl in her 40s and [-]s."

"It's over, it's over, my eyes are polluted, my eyes are not pure!"

"Nimma, this aunt is going to have needle eyes."

Xie Chunlan looked away in embarrassment, why is this uncle wearing such underwear, how grown-up is he, really.

Shen Na jumped out of bed, put on her slippers, and ran outside. Wang Biao had already finished painting, and she wanted to lie outside the wing room and continue watching the big show.

Wang Biao took a look at the half bald head in the mirror, feeling relieved for no reason, the hair on the back of his head was still so thick.

In a blink of an eye, his chest heaved violently, and a surge of anger gushed out from his liver, heading straight to the sky.

"Shen Na!"

With a groan, he stretched out his hand and pushed open the door.

Shen Na leaned over the window to watch, and suddenly she was yelled at by Wang Biao, so frightened, she ran into the building as fast as she could.

"Oh my god, help. It's not me, it's not me!"

Wang Biao closed the door, staring at his eyes and striding to catch up: "Don't run, stop for me, what's wrong with my head, stop!"

Shen Na ran into the house first, slammed the door, and quickly locked it.

Wang Biao twisted it a few times but did not open it, "You open the door for me, come out for me, what's wrong with my head, if you don't explain it clearly to me today, I, I, I will never end with you."

"It's not me, what are you doing, you scare people." Shen Na was cowardly, with a bit of cowardice in her cowardice.

When Wang Biao heard this, he was even more angry, his big face was almost pressed against the door glass, "You still said it wasn't you? Yesterday you asked me where the wool shears were and what I was doing, and I said why the fuck was I dreaming? I cut my hair, and you cut it for me, I thought I was dreaming."

Puchi!

Shen Na couldn't hold back her laughter, and hurriedly held back: "Look, you all said that you had your hair cut in a dream. What does this have to do with me? You can reason with that person in your dream."

small shop.

Li Guizhi and Wang Honggang were startled when they heard Wang Biao's angry shout, and their hearts flickered even more.

What's wrong with the young couple? Why are they still fighting? Why is Wang Biao shouting so loudly?

"What are you worried about? Go and have a look. This stupid thing must be dressed up. You're not married yet. Why are you yelling at people?" He opened the door first and ran to the backyard.

Seeing Wang Biao slamming on the door, she ran away, cursing angrily: "What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing, you short-sighted, you tiger."

The old lady came out quickly when she heard the commotion: "Biao, don't be foolish, you don't dare to quarrel with other girls, Biao, you can listen to my grandmother."

With that said, she also walked over.

Wang Biao turned around and shouted: "You don't know what's going on, I have to figure it out."

Wang Hong just walked out of the front and back doors, staring at his eyes, pulling his long face, pointing at Wang Biao and cursing: "What are you doing, what are you doing? Keep making so much noise, I'll fucking beat you to death, shut up and apologize to Ren Xiaona, is it really him, fuck you, what are you, you? I've made two bad money, I can't pretend to be you today?"

Wang Biao took a look, angry and aggrieved.

"What the hell, you guys, what's wrong with me, look at my hair."

Xie Chunlan came to Shen Na's side, and when she heard Li Guizhi and Wang Honggang scolding Wang Biao involuntarily, she felt sad and relieved.

If the couple can do this, even if they go back to BJ in the future, they will not be afraid of their daughter being bullied. In marriage, the couple will not be afraid of quarrels.

Moreover, from the reactions and expressions of Li Guizhi and Wang Honggang, it can be seen that their daughter is very important to them and they care very much.

Otherwise, Wang Honggang's crippled legs didn't care about the fear of falling, but he just walked this way with his two thin and abnormal legs?
She pushed Shen Na's head with her fingers, and said angrily: "Look at the good things you did, you don't have the time to joke around, look at the whole family who messed with you, and they all came here."

Outside the door, Li Guizhi noticed his son's bald dog gnawed on the big green brain, "What, what's the matter?"

Wang Biao was distraught, "What's the matter?" He said, he turned his head and knocked on the door glass, and shouted: "You open the door, you come out!"

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard a crisp sound of 'pop' on the back of his head.

Li Guizhi kicked Wang Biao's calf when he was done with his neck, and stretched out his hand to pull Wang Biao's clothes back.

"What are you going to do? It's not over? Say I don't want to listen to you?"

"Why are you beating me?" Wang Biao yelled, feeling even more wronged and angry.

Wang Honggang also came to the front at this time, cursing: "Hit you? Kill you, make you f*cking."

As he said that, he slapped Wang Biao across the face with a slap. He had to be beaten. He was going to be mad at him before. If he dared to talk back to him, this time he had a chance. If he didn't slap a few times, how could he vent his anger.

Wang Biao raised his arm to block it, took a few steps back, and was confused, "What are you doing, why are you beating me?"

"Why did you beat you, what did you say the fuck did you beat you, what did you do?"

"What am I doing, still fighting?"

"I'll hit you, I'll shave my hair, and I'll shave it off, what do you call me if you have a broken hair?" Li Guizhi scolded and went up to Wang Biao.

Inside the house, Shen Na watched Wang Biao's parents beat and scold Wang Biao outside the door without asking the reason, and she was very moved, and immediately wiped out the apology and regret that had arisen just now.

Xie Chunlan patted Shen Na on the arm, "What are you doing, you still don't open the door to apologize." As she spoke, she yelled outside the door: "Fucking dad, don't hit Wang Biao, it's our Xiaona Don’t blame him for making trouble, stop beating, you guys are already so old, you can’t be beating.”

"He was the one who beat me up. He was the one who yelled at my daughter-in-law. Today, I must improve his memory." Wang Hong just cursed, then stretched out his fist and pestle, and yelled at Wang Biao again.

"Oh, don't fight, they are just kidding around." Xie Chunlan knocked on the glass and shouted outside.

The granny outside also shouted: "Oh, don't hit it, talk it out if you have something to say, just don't dare to hit it like that, it's broken."

Shen Na is also embarrassed, but the princess and queen's arrogance does not allow her to admit her mistake and coax Wang Biao,
Turning her eyes, she rubbed her eyes vigorously with her fingers a few times, then opened the door, and walked towards Wang Biao who was struggling to resist.

"Father Wang, Mom, get out of the way, I have something to say to him." Shen Na said in a low voice, which seemed to reveal great grievances and sadness.

Wang Honggang and Li Guizhi withdrew their hands to make way.

"Old girl, don't be angry, don't be greedy, this little bastard just got angry and is still confused."

"That's right, Wang Biao just got angry, and he's still not sober."

Wang Biao looked at Shen Na who came in front of him, he was taken aback, and then panicked for no reason.

Why is she still crying? I'm the one who got hurt?
Startled by my knock on the door?
No, I can't beat her even if I do it.

Shen Na came to Wang Biao, looked at Wang Biao with tears in her eyes, and said quietly: "Wang Biao, you don't love me anymore!"

Wang Biao was completely panicked.

Where did this come from?

"Who said, why don't I love you anymore?" He called Qu.

Shen Na's eyelids closed fiercely, and forced out two teardrops: "You just don't love me anymore, and you value your hair more than me!"

After finishing speaking, she turned around and walked into the house. When she passed by her mother Xie Chunlan, she even blinked at her.

Meaning: Mom, don't worry, let's see how my daughter handles him.

Xie Chunlan glared at Shen Na, and then said to Wang Honggang, Li Guizhi, and grandma who were full of worry and anxiety, "It's okay, don't worry, the two of you are just playing around, it's okay, I'm not worried, Don't get angry with this one, it's really okay."

Wang Biao was completely dazed, and even more completely panicked. Why is she still crying? I haven’t cried yet.

But I didn't want to hit you either, I just wanted to tell you.

Besides, if you hit me, can I beat you?

He hastily followed.

At the door of the master bedroom, Shen Na heard Wang Biao coming up, and hurriedly lay down on the bed, rubbed her eyes a few times, fearing that there would be no tears, reached out to pick up the cotton swab on the bedside table, and poked her nose.

That sour, burst into tears.

"My wife, what's the matter with you?"

Shen Na hurriedly pressed the cotton swab under her body, feeling tears coming out, she turned her head to look at Wang Biao sadly, then lay down on the bed, crying softly.

Wang Biao hurriedly knelt down on the bed, put one hand on Shen Na's back and shook it lightly, "Why are you still crying? I didn't ask you to scold you, so I just talked loudly, so that I can't Bar."

Shen Na raised the corners of her mouth triumphantly, and then quickly covered it up, complaining: "Shave your hair and you treat me like this, you think your hair is more important than mine, and even hit me, you, woo woo woo~ What are you doing? Bear."

Wang Biao called out Da Qu: "How can I beat you anytime? How dare I, I can't bear it. Besides, I can't beat you."

Shen Na turned her head sharply, and looked at Wang Biao with tears in her eyes: "You still said no, you obviously thought about it in your heart, but you were afraid that you would not be able to beat me, woo woo woo, you are a big liar, and you said you would do anything for me, but shaving You have hair, test and test you, you will show your true colors and be so fierce to me"

"I"

"I'm not, I'm not scaring you to play with you, be good, don't be angry, you have a broken hair, in fact, you misunderstood me my wife, I chased you here, I want you to help me The back of the head was also shaved, otherwise there would be so many yin and yang heads."

"Oh? Are you telling the truth?"

"Of course it's true, I'm a puppy to lie to you."

(End of this chapter)