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Chapter 163 Come On Brother Earth Dog!

Chapter 163 Come On Brother Earth Dog!

Suddenly, a handsome, ordinary-looking man with glasses appeared on the big screen, holding flowers in his hands.

Seeing the man appear on the screen, Shen Na felt as if her heart was being clenched, and her breathing became short of breath.

Wang Biao spoke the most affectionate words in a calm voice to the camera lens in the hands of the photographer:

"After thinking about it, I found out that only by offering my body and being a slave for life can I repay one or two of this kindness."

The people under the screen saw themselves appearing on the screen, only to realize that the male pig horns who proposed marriage were right beside them, and one after another stepped out of the way.

"Brother Tugou, come on!"

"Brother Farmer, we support you!"

The old and the young of the Shen family and Wu Xue Simi all had teeth sour from time to time, and the teeth were so sour.

It's fine to make a promise with your body, but you have to be a slave and a handmaiden for life.

Shen Na excitedly and nervously looked at Wang Biao who came in front of her, and all the members of the Shen family who followed behind Wang Biao, holding her cheeks involuntarily with nervous hands, she was afraid that she would not be able to control herself and burst into tears.

So nervous, too surprised, too excited
Wang Biao seemed to be very stable and calm, but he was lying like a dog in his heart. He took a deep breath and held the flower in front of Shen Na. A few boxes came bouncing over.

Wang Biao took the box and was about to open it when he heard Roger jokingly say, "Brother Biao, don't panic, it's time to kneel down and propose!"

Although Roger's voice was not loud, it was still transmitted to the loudspeaker through the microphone and reached everyone's ears.

"Yes, Uncle Earth Dog knelt down and proposed!"

"Get down on your knees!"

"Brother Tugou, kneel down and propose!"

"Kneel down, kneel down!"

The people around were making loud noises and encouraging them.

Only then did Wang Biao hear that one must kneel down to propose a marriage. Hearing the shouts of everyone, he bent his legs and knelt down on the ground, "My wife, marry me!"

Before he finished speaking, bursts of laughter suddenly erupted around him.

Dong Hai, Luo Jie, Wu Xue, An Xin, and everyone in the Shen family almost broke down and rubbed their foreheads with one hand while laughing along with everyone.

Shen Na was also amused with a puff, but she laughed strangely, laughed a few times, and cried a few times.

Wu Xue shouted: "Brother-in-law Biao, you big stupid pig, you are kneeling on one knee, you, hahahaha, what are you doing on both knees, you can't wait to worship heaven and earth right now."

The people around also laughed and ran.

Wang Biao's face and neck turned red instantly, and he wished he could find a sewer to get into.

This embarrassment is too big!
Damn, no, I only propose once in my life, so I can't just be so embarrassing.

Thinking of this, Wang Biao didn't stand up either. Since he made a mistake, let's make a mistake to the end.

He opened a small box, revealing an exquisite gold ring, held it in front of Shen Na, and shouted brokenly, "wife, marry me."

Shen Na stared at the golden ring in a daze for a moment, unable to react.

The Shen family and Simei were also a little confused.

what's the situation?
It's too stingy to propose with a gold ring, but on this occasion, they didn't say anything.

But the people watching the excitement around couldn't stand it anymore.

"Brother Tugou, you actually propose with a gold ring, isn't it too stingy?"

"Fuck, Uncle Dog, you are so stupid. What age is it? I don't know if you want to get a diamond ring for marriage proposal?"

Wang Biao shouted a little angrily: "You children, what do you know? Diamonds are deceitful. They are broken glass. Gold is forever. Haven't you heard that real gold is not afraid of fire? Diamonds are too fake. It’s not enough to represent my sincere feelings and sincere heart.”

As he spoke, he shouted to Shen Na again: "My wife, marry me."

Only then did Shen Na regain her senses. She subconsciously glanced at her parents and family members, and then at the people around her.

When Wang Biao saw this, he flickered in his heart.

Why didn't she answer?
Are diamond rings really that important?
Is this going to be a trap?
Wang Biao's heart seemed to be studded with a big stone and thrown into the Somalia Trench. It gradually became cold and dark.

Just when that heart was about to be crushed by the extremely cold sea water.

A pair of jade hands shining with fairy light spread out into the sea, took his heart in their hands, and took him away from the cold sea water.

Shen Na stretched out her right hand and put it in front of Wang Biao's eyes.

"Marry him, marry him."

"Marry Brother Earth Dog, marry Brother Earth Dog."

When Wang Biao listened, he was very proud, and felt that the word "dog" was a compliment for the first time.

These beautiful men and women are now his support group.

Isn't this touching Shen Na to death?

Suddenly, several discordant voices sounded: "Goddesses can't marry, he doesn't even have a diamond ring, he is not sincere at all, I'm going to sell the diamond ring, you marry me."

"Yes, you can't marry this dirt roe deer, marry me."

Wu Xue turned her head and looked at the clamoring man contemptuously, "Just you? The clothes worth 800 yuan just want to pry into our brother-in-law's corner? Little brat, go and play."

"Diamond ring? In the eyes of our brother-in-law Biao, the diamond ring is just a piece of glass. Go, go, stay there, and then make a fuss and scratch you to death."

Wang Biao shook his hands excitedly, and clumsily took out the ring for Shen Na to wear.

"Wife, which finger do you wear?"

People around fainted, is this a pig?

I don't know this.

Is there any reason for his grandma? Such a pig actually overwhelmed such a beautiful Chinese cabbage as little fairy sister.

Sir, tomorrow I will also go to the countryside to farm.

An Xin scolded: "The middle finger of your right hand, you pig!"

Wang Biao smiled awkwardly, and hurriedly put it on for Shen Na, "Honey, there are more of these."

As he spoke, he opened the other two boxes and took out two large gold bracelets that were two fingers wide and five or six millimeters thick, engraved with the pattern of the phoenix.

Shen Na was stunned, he didn't expect that Wang Biao actually bought the big gold bracelet.

"Damn it, what a big, thick gold bracelet, the love dog is not a dog, but a Tibetan mastiff!"

"Nimma, these two big gold bracelets cost tens of thousands. Wouldn't it be nice for him to buy a diamond ring with this money?"

Shen Na stretched out her trembling hands because of the huge impact, waiting for Wang Biao to wear a bracelet for her, but she didn't want to, Wang Biao turned back to look at her parents, uncles and ladies.

He said something unexpected: "Parents, grandpa, grandpa, grandpa, brother. You should be a witness today. If I treat Xiaona badly in the future, make him sad, or bully her, you will beat me to death. Don't show mercy." .”

Second Shen jokingly said, "You still want to bully my little sister? It's fine if she doesn't beat you up, hahaha."

"Yes, if she bullies you in the future, tell your parents, and your parents will make the decision for you!" Shen Hai laughed.

Shen Na turned from crying to anger, glared at her family, and said angrily, "What are you talking about, how can I be such a tigress!"

Everyone in the Shen family looked at Shen Na with certainty.

You are!
Shen Na is so angry, I am a little fairy, calling me a tigress in front of so many people, isn't this ruining my perfect image of a little fairy.

However, she was not easy to get angry. Seeing that Wang Biao was still kneeling on the ground, she said, "I promised, you should get up quickly."

Wang Biao smiled and stood up.

"Honey, don't regret that you don't have a diamond ring. That thing is for deceiving women. Gold rings and bracelets are just side dishes. The main course is here."

As he spoke, he pointed to the big screen.

At this moment, the picture on the big screen changed into an unremarkable silver-white box of goods, and the box of goods slowly started to drive to the square behind the four characters of World Trade Center.

Followed by two forklifts.

"What kind of plane does the dog brother have? It's so mysterious?"

"Send a sports car?"

"It shouldn't be, this box is too small, and it can't fit a sports car."

Shen Na saw on the big screen that it was the square behind her, so she couldn't help turning around to look.

The explosion scene appeared.

Suddenly, seven or eight male workers in blue overalls appeared.

With two forklifts, a wooden box nearly two meters wide, 1.5 meters high and three meters long was unloaded from the box truck.

After the wooden box was unloaded, several beams of follow-spot lights shot out from the box car and upstairs and hit the wooden box.

Dong Hai and Wang Guangfu came to the wooden box at this time, and shouted to Shen Na: "Madam, please open the box!"

Shen Na looked back at Wang Biao asking, "What is that?"

Wang Biao said with a smile: "Go, the two of them are inviting you."

As he spoke, he took Shen Na's hand down the steps and walked towards the wooden box.

Wu Xue and the Shen family led a group of spectators, and they also walked down one after another.

Shen Na came to the big wooden box, looked at the smiling Dong Hai, and asked, "How do you open it?"

"Sister-in-law, this is the key, just open the lock!" Dong Hai handed over a key, pointing to a big lock and said.

Originally the wooden box was nailed without a lock, but this lock was entirely Dong Hai's idea and added later.

Shen Na dubiously took the key and opened the lock, then looked at Dong Hai, Wu Xuesimei and Shen's brothers and sisters also looked over.

Although they participated in the proposal, they had no idea what important gift Wang Biao had bought as the main course.

Dong Hai took the lock, and said to the workers standing aside: "Brother, you are in trouble!"

Hearing the sound, eight people came to the wooden box with crowbars one by one, pried open the wooden box after a while, and packed the removed wooden boards into the box.

An object covered with silver-gray tarpaulin appeared in front of everyone.

A very strange object, say it is a car, is much smaller, and it is said to be a motorcycle, and it is wider.

"What is this?" Shen Na asked excitedly and curiously.

"You won't know until you uncover it."

"So mysterious." Shen Na muttered, stepped forward, and tore off the tarpaulin, a majestic, domineering and beautiful inverted tricycle appeared in front of everyone.

The white body paint is particularly eye-catching under the irradiation of beams of chasing lights.

The handsome, huge and heavy shape is more eye-catching than Ferrari, Lamborghini and other sports cars.

As soon as the body was exposed, more than a dozen or twenty people who liked motorcycles were amazed.

"Fuck, the executive version of Bombardier has three rounds, and this shit is worth 40 to [-]."

"Bombardier, what the fuck, it's actually Bombardier who's got three rounds!"

"Fuck, this is not a dog. This shit is definitely a Tibetan mastiff. I bought a Bombardier worth 40 yuan and proposed three times. I want to marry you!"

"Three, 40? How much is it? You sell it to me. The 2021 brand new Bombardier Spyder RT Limited is 75."

"What? 75? This nima is more expensive than the Golden Wing, and it's catching up with the Kawasaki H2r."

"What is the Kawasaki H2r? A freak who can only run in a straight line. The Big Gold Wing and the BMW T1600GTL have a displacement of 1868. The most powerful Harley Glider is only 2.0cc, and this product incorporates the latest Bombardier aerospace engine. The latest Rotax -XT 500-liter inline four-cylinder engine developed by Element, even though the vehicle weighs nearly 4.5 kilograms, it can accelerate from [-] kilometers in [-] seconds, which is not far behind the Polaris Slingshot.”

"In 19, the domestic three-wheeler can be licensed. In order to seize the big market in China, Bombardier held back such a big move. It directly hit the Golden Wing, BMW 1600GTL and Big Glide. Grandma, this is like a man. Red rabbits and sweaty horses are just like the ancient knights and generals."

Wu Xue and others don't know much about motorcycles, but they know too much about Shen Na, who likes motorcycles since she was a child, and Boss Shen, a cold passerby who brought Shen Na into the pit.

Shen Lao San stepped forward excitedly, and slapped Wang Biao on the shoulder, "I'm sorry, brother-in-law, you boy have held back such a big move, okay! Be my brother-in-law!"

Until, at this moment, he completely accepted Wang Biao, a brother-in-law. A man who is rich and good to his wife is not a qualified husband. A man who can understand his wife's hobbies and realize them is the most qualified husband. .

Shen Na, who was shocked by the huge surprise, stared blankly at the fat motorcycle for a few seconds, then suddenly screamed and jumped onto Wang Biao's body.

"Smelly pig, you, you, woo woo~ You are good or bad, why are you so nice to me, woo woo, how do you know I like this car."

Wang Biao patted Shen Na on the back lightly, "Silly girl, you are my goddess, my faith, and my Queen, if you are not good to you, who is good to you."

Suddenly, Shen Na jumped to the ground, twisted Wang Biao's ear with her right hand, and twisted it half a circle in an instant, "You stinking bastard, did you take out the project money to buy a car? More than 70 yuan is enough Building a cowshed, are you crazy?"

Wang Biao yelled, completely dumbfounded, how the hell is this different from what he saw on TV.

The Shen family, Simei and even all the onlookers were dumbfounded.

Isn't it too fast to change your face?

The pear blossom that was still touched just now became a tigress with strict family education.

After being surprised, a group of men who understand the world can't help but start to envy, envy and hate.

This is a good woman. She thinks about life before going through the door. She loves men's money. She is not like those green tea whores and money worshipers. Don't think it's too expensive to buy a motorcycle worth more than 70 yuan. The sports car is too little money.

"Oh, it hurts, it hurts, I'm wronged, I really didn't touch that money, I didn't dare to touch a dollar without you letting me know, this money was given to me by my uncle, and I also sold grass, dogs, etc. The bastard and the manuscript fee together." Wang Biao shouted for grievances.

Shen Hai frowned and looked at his daughter, "Xiaona, there are so many people, let go."

"You girl, I don't know what to do, let go, it's a joke to be seen."

"Nonsense, nonsense, Xiaona dare to let go, uncle is angry." Uncle Shen blamed.

Shen Na looked at Wang Biao questioningly, "Really?"

"How dare I lie to you." Wang Biao said aggrieved Bala.

Shen Na suddenly smiled, embraced Wang Biao's face, and sent a sweet kiss, "Thank you, husband, I love you, I like this gift so much!"

Wang Biao smirked dazedly and said, "Go and try!"

With that said, he handed the key to Shen Na.

Shen Na took the key and rode on the car, and when she pressed the start button, with a thick and pleasant buzzing sound, the motorcycle started instantly, making a charming soul sound.

"It's great!" Shen Na yelled happily, twisted her wrist, and the motorcycle wailed, instantly recalling a rush but steady and charming sound.

Dong Hai looked at the beauties and luxury cars, then at the tumbling screen and presents, and cursed enviously: "This earth dog, what the fuck is this amazing!"

The proposal ceremony ended with a small advertisement of Manman Dawang Farm scrolling on the big screen.

On this day, BJ, many people here at Shimao Tianjie know about Manman Farm, a private enterprise. You know, this farm has planted black corn and wheat with farmyard manure this year, and it will come to Beijing for sale.

Knowing that the manman king's farm is committed to the development of pollution-free agricultural products and food such as eggs, poultry and meat.

This piece of news spread in all directions in Douyin, Kuaishou and Moments of people who watched the excitement, and it spread more and more widely!

 Note: Bombardier only has V-twin cylinders and in-line three-cylinders. I can’t see it. It’s so expensive. It’s not worth the price for not more than one cylinder, hahaha!Don't spray! ! ! ! !
  
 
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