The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 17 Killing Pigs

He Laidi looked at Wang Biao with a sincere and persistent face for a few seconds, and finally nodded shyly.

"You promised me?" Wang Biaoteng stood up, "Ah, I'm old."

He Laidi hurriedly stood up and covered Wang Biao's big mouth, "What's your name, you're going to die, you'll let others hear the joke."

"Ah? I'm sorry, I'm so excited." Wang Biao said, squatting slightly, wrapping his hands under his hips, hugging He Laidi, who is 1.6 meters two, in his arms, and turning around.

"Ah, what are you doing, you are falling, put me down quickly."

"No, I'm going to turn thirty times and hold you high. From now on, you're my little master."

But Wang Biao overestimated his cerebellum, less than twenty laps, his body swayed, and he fell on the sofa with He Laidi in his arms.

One on the left and one on the right, the four eyes are facing each other, four small flames are burning and jumping in the four eyes, the living room is extremely quiet at this moment, only the faint sound of breathing and heartbeat of the two of them.

A quarter of an hour later, Wang Dahanhan pushed the little sheep under him and shouted: "No, we can't continue, or something will happen."

"It's okay, today is still a safe period." He Xiaoxiao said in a low voice.

When Wang Biao heard this, he couldn't help but feel relieved, his big lips moved down again, and when he was about to touch him, he suddenly stopped, "No!"

"In case something happens, having an abortion in the future will hurt your body too much, and it will be too bad for your morality." Wang Biao got up hard, walked to the bathroom with a few steps, turned on the tap, and poured cold tap water on his face with both hands. up.

While washing, I suddenly felt a pair of arms and a warm body encircling my abdomen and sticking to my back.

He Laidi, who was full of emotion, hugged Wang Biao from behind who was standing in front of the washbasin, who was as strong as a bull. His back was very broad and firm, and holding him was like being hugged by his powerful hug. sense of security.

From Wang Biao's words just now, she could clearly feel that Wang Biao was sincerely kind to him, cherished her, loved her, and considered her.

"Wang Biao, you are so kind!"

Wang Biao smiled, "Silly girl." He turned around and kissed He Laidi's forehead again, "Go and lie down on the sofa, I'll see if there's anything to eat in the refrigerator, and I'll let you taste brother's cooking.

"Uh-huh!"

When he came to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator, Wang Biao was dumbfounded. It was too poor. There were only half a pot of leftover rice, six eggs, several generations of ham sausage, a few green onions, and a few shriveled and hairy tomatoes.

"Is this how you deal with it every day?" He shouted into the living room.

"I don't eat at home, I just occasionally cook something at home when I don't go to work in the morning, why don't we go out to eat?"

"What do you want to eat when you go out, just wait obediently."

A few minutes later, He Laidi came to the kitchen sniffing, "It smells so good, what did you make?"

"Exclusive secret Wang's egg fried rice, hahaha!" Wang Biao put the egg fried rice with crispy diced intestines on a plate, took out a small spoon, dug a spoonful, and fed it to He Laidi: "Taste it and see how it tastes." Sample?"

He Laidi took a few sips, and the more she chewed, the more delicious it became, "It's really delicious, even better than the ones I bought outside."

"Call me if you want to eat in the future, and I'll make it for you." Wang Biao said, picked up the electric kettle and boiled a pot of water. He poured a cup and put it in front of He Laidi.

Seeing this, He Laidi looked up at Wang Biao, "You are so warm!"

"Is it warm? I don't know if it's warm or not. I just know that I'm very hot now. This building is hotter than the countryside." Wang Biao said with a distasteful look.

He Laidi rolled her eyes helplessly, "You fool, why did this girl let you succeed by being obsessed with her, she doesn't understand sentiment at all."

"Why? I regret it and want to return it? There is no door, hahaha."

"It stinks, when are you going home?"

"In the afternoon, the last bus is at 03:30." Wang Biao said.

"Let's go to the movies later." He Laidi suggested.

"Movies? Are there any good movies?"

"Let me take a look." He Laidi opened the cat's eye of the mobile phone, "This small loss at [-]:[-] seems to be pretty good with Xiao Yang's lover."

"Small damage? That must be pretty funny, just watch this."

When I got home, it was already dark. After eating the meal left by my mother in the front room, Wang Biao went to the backyard and took out 3000 yuan from his down jacket and put it in front of the grandma, "Grandma! , pay you back."

The old lady took a look at Wang Biao, stretched out her hand to pick up the money, held it firmly in her hand, and said, "What are you doing, you take it and spend it first?"

Wang Biao was amused when he saw the tight hands of the grandma, this old baby, he sat on the kang, "Grandma, let me tell you something, our mother and I are just chatting, you don't want to get angry Curse people, curse me to death, okay?"

The old lady put the money under the cushion under her buttocks, and laughed and scolded: "You're a fucking bastard, when will I curse you and curse you to death, tell me, I'm too naive to scold you."

"Grandma, you see that our family is not poor. You said that you always ask for money for my aunt's family. Who can feel better about it? Are you angry? I used to go to work and earn a lot of money. There is a lot of money, you give it, we have no objection, I will give my old aunt five hundred every year when I come back for the New Year, is this a thing?"

The old lady nodded.

Wang Biao continued: "In the past few years, I haven't worked, I haven't made any money, and I have spent a lot of money at home. This year, I have spent so much money. My family really has no money. If you say you want more money, can you not make a fuss about it?" You feel sorry for my old aunt, it’s nothing to say, but you are living in this home, you should also point to this home, you said that sometimes the store has no money to buy, and you don’t want to borrow some money from you Excuse me, how heart-wrenching is that?"

"The store has no money to buy goods, so you borrowed it, did I tell you? Your parents have to borrow it. If you borrow so much, you won't come back. What about He Bin, Xiaoyan and the mother in the front yard?" Is it the master who pays the debt?" said the old lady.

Wang Biao was speechless for a moment, the old lady was right, yes, hey, no, I was speaking the truth, why did I feel like I was being taught a lesson, and why did the old lady take the initiative again.

Thinking of this, he hurriedly said: "Grandma, stop, I know what you said, let's talk about you first today, where did you say it? Oh, it's money for my old aunt, so Grandma, don't you talk about it these two years I'm bullying my mother, asking her for money to give to my aunt's house, and the quarrels and quarrels every year because of this matter are so ridiculous."

"Who are you kidding? What's wrong with asking for money? You deserve mine. You should give me money if you grow my land? I earned this property and this house." The old lady straightened her back and looked domineering.

Wang Biao is very speechless, here he is again, she is really too woman, this is not unreasonable at all, this business is obviously earned by my great-grandfather for so many years by raising roe deer and cattle and sheep, you old baby, since my grandfather married you If you don't do any work, how dare you say that you earned it?Although these words were true, he did not dare to refute the old lady.

Otherwise, he would have to be spitting and crying. He is very clear about the firepower of grandma's quarrel and scolding. Even though the old lady is ninety now, she is still flexible and quick thinking. , can't be noisy.

"Grandma, you're right. You saved it. It's not something I want to tell you. I want to discuss it with you. Do you like it?"

"What's the matter?" The old lady lost her domineering manner a little.

"Too big, you said you are over 90, how many years can you take care of them? Who cares about them after you leave? You said that you always fight with my parents every year because you want money for them, and beat them up It’s so scolding, can they hold their breath? Do they have to look down on my aunt’s family and hate them? Can you take care of their family after you die? Think about it carefully,” Wang Biao said while observing Seeing the change in Grandma's expression, seeing that the old lady listened to it, he said again: "Grandma, don't worry, I will make a lot of money in the future, and I will still give money to my aunt's house. That is my dear aunt. You said I'm doing well, can you watch the excitement of his house?"

The old lady shook her head, "You can't, how kind-hearted my great-grandson is, you are much better than your grandfather, uncle, and father, how about you, grandma can give you money to let you do business? "

High, really tall, grandma, your great-great-grandson, if I inherit [-]% of your chatting skills and EQ, I won't be mixed up like this, and I won't have to work hard to make a partner now.

After a few times of admiration in his heart, Wang Biao continued: "Right, grandma's great-great-grandson is begging you for one thing today, so don't make trouble with my mother and others in the future, okay? If you want to give it, just take it in your pocket." You just give all the money to their family, we don’t care, you say how comfortable our family lives in harmony, my dad, you know, scolding my mother for picking on her when I drink, I Mom is tired enough."

The old lady nodded, she really wanted to pinch her crippled grandson, he was worse than a donkey, he was looking for trouble every day, he didn't have any skills, he had a lot of troubles, hey, Gui Zhi, the granddaughter-in-law, really has no choice, yes Both she and the old man are very filial, and even their own sons and daughters can't be as good as their grandson's daughter-in-law.

"Right, you said that if you, a grandma, don't feel sorry for her, she will be so chilled. I will be so anxious to divorce my father and leave. What will we do with the four of us? Looking back, if I When I go out to work, my father, my great-grandpa and you three are the only ones at home. What do you three do? My grandpa can support you, or my two aunts can support you? Think about it carefully." Wang Biao had a flash of inspiration and frightened him. old lady.

When the old lady heard it, she was not very good. What the great grandson said was too right, counting on her son and girl?I couldn't count on it before, and now it's even more useless.Hey, thinking about Guizhi, it is really not easy. To support such a large family, you have to suffer from lameness and inability to fart, so you know the anger of your husband. If it were another woman, she would have run away. The grandson's daughter-in-law was forced to run away, otherwise she would go to enjoy the blessings.

After weighing the pros and cons, the old lady nodded, "Actually, grandma is not at your mother, but at your father, who doesn't understand human language. It's too annoying. In the future, grandma won't be as knowledgeable as them. It's too much money." Grandma won't give it to your old aunt's house, I don't have money to spend, how can I give it to her house, I still save the money and give it to my great-grandson as a daughter-in-law."

Wang Biao's eloquence to Grandma Tai was completely confidant, and he should learn more in the future.

At the end of December, the river was frozen, and the daytime temperature reached below ten degrees. There was a wave of pig slaughtering in the countryside again. Pig slaughtering is the most important inheritance activity in the Northeast countryside. In the early days, only big families Only then can we afford to kill pigs. During the Chinese New Year, it is very arrogant to be able to kill a big fat pig.

In the countryside, it is not only a competition to butcher pigs, but also who kills the heaviest pigs, who has the fattest and thickest pork fat, whose pork is delicious, and whose blood sausage and noodle sausage are the best. comparison column.

At this time, the best pig butcher in the village becomes a hot commodity.

This year, Wang Biao’s family raised two big black pigs. The fat and fat ones raised by the full-time swineherd Wang Honggang cost at least three hundred and twenty-one. Comrade Wang Honggang who is happy is even more arrogant. Come to see how fast the pigs he raises grow and how much they can eat. What makes Wang Biao laugh even more is that every time his father feeds the pigs, he has to lie on the wall of the pigsty and watch them for ten or twenty minutes. Some of them thought they were looking at beautiful women.

This is even more so now, whenever anyone who comes to the small shop, he will talk about the two big babies he has raised.

Not to mention, it was really useful for his old man to show his vigor. As soon as it was cold, the village head Zhao Zhanhai ordered the biggest end of the long hair away.

Early this morning, the village chief Zhao Zhanhai came to his house in a minivan driven by Zhang Zhixing to pull pigs.

Li Guizhi came to the Nuan Pavilion in the backyard first. Seeing Wang Biao lying on the bed with his cell phone after six o'clock, he got angry and pulled the corner of the quilt and threw the quilt aside. , showing Wang Biao wearing a trousers bottom, "What time is it? Don't you know what time our family is killing pigs today? I don't know how to help with the work. The village chief is here waiting to pull the pigs. Get up quickly."

Wang Biao felt a gust of cold wind blowing in an instant, and goosebumps appeared on his body. Before he could speak, he got up early, and the old man who was half lying on the quilt roll was unwilling, "What are you doing? Him." As he spoke, he stood up and covered Wang Biao with the quilt again.

Wang Biao was warmer now, his own mother, and only his own mother dared to do such a thing, "What are you busy, what time is it, no one else has eaten yet."

"Don't smudge, get up and tie the dog, and then call your uncle and your master to catch pigs, by the way, come back and go to Xiaojun's house to get the weighing." Li Guizhi said and left.

The old man turned around and stretched out his hand to pull out the warm long johns that were covered under the quilt roll, and stuffed them into Wang Biao's bed, "Get up quickly, before your mother comes and scolds you again."

"It's my great-grandpa who loves me and treats me well!" Wang Biao smiled meanly, and said that he saved the detailed outline of a newly written fantasy novel before he started to put on clothes. In fact, around six o'clock, great-grandpa When he got up from the kang, he woke up feeling light, but he couldn't bear the warm bed, so he lay down on the bed and used his mobile phone to write the outline of a new novel. The novel he is writing now has 80 million words. The monthly manuscript fee is still 700 yuan, which is too low, and it is completely out of proportion to the payment. He plans to finish the book as soon as possible and start a new fairy tale novel.

Alas, if nothing happened, he really didn't want to leave the bed. In the northeastern countryside, it was the coldest room in the morning, but the bed was very warm, and it was even more comfortable than hugging a wife.

Put on cotton trousers and down jacket, and put on dirty old work clothes outside. The guy who catches pigs is very dirty, and if he doesn't do it well, he will easily get pig shit on his body.

It didn't take long for people and scales to be in place.

Four big men, including Wang Biao, jumped into the pigsty one after another, forcing a big black pig that whined and whined into a corner.

"Biaozi, go in first with the rope and tie the hind legs, don't startle it."

"OK!"

"What kind of rope is it, the four of us still can't hold it?"

"Don't pull it, how do you press this 300-pound big guy? Pull the leash hard and it will fall down, leash."

Holding a rope, Wang Biao slowly crawled into the pigsty, humming the sound of calling the pigs before feeding them: "Hihhhhhhhhhhh."

It worked quite well. Hearing his humming, the big black pig thought it was about to be fed, so he let go of his vigilance and fear. Wang Biao slowly stretched out his hand to wrap the rope around the two pig's hind legs while yelling. Then pass the other end of the rope through the fastened sheath, and with a quick pull, the loop is instantly tight.

Frightened, the big black pig yelled again and rushed out. Wang Biao was startled and hurried to the side while holding the rope tightly.
At this moment, Wang Guoshan, Wang Hongchao, and Monk Hu saw this, and stepped forward one after another, pulling their ears and grabbing the front hooves, while Wang Hongchao jumped behind and grabbed the pig's tail.

"Big Biaozi pulls the rope hard~ Oh fuck." Monk Hu was accidentally kicked to the ground by a pig, and Wang Biao was also led forward by the pig and almost fell. Otherwise, he would have to lay down on several piles of frozen pig feces.

"Kick the pig out and put it down, otherwise it won't be easy to lift out of the pigsty." Wang Hongshan shouted.

After coming outside, several people began to push, pull, pull, and pull, but the big black pig was heavy and low, and it was very stable but it would not fall down. The four people who earned it were tilted and panting.

"Pull the rope hard." Wang Guoshan shouted, while tugging at the big ear of the second senior brother.

Perhaps the big black pig knew that it was about to be robbed, and its screams became louder and louder. The two dogs in the house thought that a thief had entered, and kept barking.

At this time, Wang Hongchao grabbed the pig's tail again, and shouted, "My nephew, pull the rope hard, don't pull it."

Wang Biao was aroused by the big black pig, and almost dragged him down. Isn't this earth-shattering?Small sample, I can't fix you anymore, "Hey." He roared, grabbed the rope and yanked it sideways, and the big pig weighing more than 300 kilograms was finally pushed to the ground under the reasonableness of four people .

"This boss and young man is really strong, really." Zhao Zhanhai laughed.

Li Guizhi said with a smile, "There's a lot to eat!"

Here Monk Hu holds a rope and fastens the pig's four hooves together firmly with pig's trotter buckles. Wang Hongchao picks up a two-meter-long pole from one side and inserts it under the rope between the front and back legs. Wang Biao carries it from the other side. The head of the bar stretched out, and then the father and father stood up and struggled to lift the howling 300-jin big black pig, and put it on the big board on the vegetable selling scale beside it.

Wang Biao wondered how he could carry the 300-jin He Xiaoxiao so easily. He was confident that he could carry two He Xiaoxiaos, but why was it so heavy for two people to carry a [-]-jin pig? ?

It is estimated that it is too ugly and smelly, which caused his adrenaline to be secreted less, so it is hard to carry it.

Here, Zhao Zhanhai looked at the display screen and said, "This guy is heavy enough, more than 360 catties. Hey, Guizhi, you didn't feed your pig this morning, did you?"

"Second uncle, what are you talking about, can our family do that? Go and see the pig trough, is there any new food?" Li Guizhi pretended to be angry.

Zhao Zhanhai chuckled: "I'm just kidding, let's carry the car up, brother, Hong Chao just happened to you guys help me go to my old man's pig car."

"Okay, how many pigs do you want to kill?" Wang Guoshan asked with a smile.

Zhao Zhanhai smiled and said, "Three heads."

"Are you killing pigs and selling them?" Monk Hu asked.

"Sell whatever you want, as a gift."

Wang Biao couldn't help but look at Zhao Zhanhai when he heard the sound. He gave three pigs as a gift. The village chief has made a lot of money this year. Now that the price of live black pigs is 1 yuan, three pigs are worth [-] yuan, which is really a big deal.

After a few people went to the old carpenter He in the east of Dao Village to catch the pig, they returned to Wang Biao's house to catch another pig.

This pig was not light, and it weighed 320 five catties on the scale. After soaking the scale, four people carried the pig to the front of the old house and put it on a borrowed iron shelf specially for killing pigs and cleaning them up. Hold down with the south tail facing north.

At this time, the pig butcher, Boss Wang, came to the pig's head with a [-]-centimeter-long butcher's knife, and said: "Big black pig, big black pig, let's go happily this year, and come back next year to enjoy the blessings!"

After chanting, he took the knife and pointed it at the base of the neck and stabbed it down. In the blink of an eye, all the long blades entered the pig's cavity, and as soon as he drew the knife, a bloody arrow shot out.

Wang Biao hurriedly took a large white iron boron and put it under the pig's neck to catch the pig's blood, while Wang Boss stirred the pig's blood back and forth with a stick. I can't give blood sausage.

After more than a minute, the screaming big black pig was completely silent, and the dogs locked in the warm pavilion stopped barking. Wang Biao saw that the bleeding from the knife was almost gone, so he brought the basin into the house and handed it to Boss Wang. Dealing with it, this old man is not only good at butchering pigs, he is also a master at making blood sausage and buckwheat noodle sausage.

Afterwards, he went outside to talk to the old man and uncle Hu, pulled his hooves, scratched his ears, plucked his tail, and carried the pig into the house with great effort. Those who pour boiling water pour boiling water, those who shave pig hair with iron scrapers shave pig hair, those who add firewood to the stove pit add firewood.

The process of cleaning pigs in the countryside is very simple. After bleeding, put the pigs into the house, put them on the shelf next to the pot, scoop boiling water with a ladle, and pour water on the pigs. Don’t water too little. If you pour too little, the pig hair will be bad Scrape down, the skin will be scalded if you pour too much boiling water, the skin will easily peel off when scraping, and it will be sticky and not easy to scrape.

The person who waters the pig and shaves the pig relies on experience to master the process. After shaving, the whole big black pig will turn white, which is very miraculous. Afterwards, the pig is placed on the kang table, its belly is ripped open, and its internal organs are taken out. For the six internal organs, take off the intestinal oil and suet, and then divide the pork into four elbows and pieces of pork, which are then cut off separately.

The intestines are cleaned by people who specialize in cleaning them. Cleaning the intestines is a technical job, and it is also a technical job. It is not something ordinary people can do. Otherwise, it will either not be washed clean, or it will be opened, and it will leak when the blood is poured into the intestines.

When handling pig intestines, first remove the feces and undigested pig food, then hold one end with a chopstick, turn the intestines inside out, and then throw them into the snow and rub them back and forth to remove the remaining feces. After that, put the intestines in the basin, pour the last generation of baking soda, then pour a bottle of vinegar, scrub and rub back and forth, and then wash it with warm water several times and it's done.

Wang Biao has been watching these for 30 years, but it’s okay to let him eat fried pig intestines, but if you let him wash them, it’s not good.

In the outhouse, after Li Guizhi put the onion, ginger, garlic and star anise into the pot, he poured half of the pot of water into the pot, and then poured a large pot of sauerkraut chopped yesterday into the pot. Monk Hu also finished unloading the meat. Pick up a pot of meat that can weigh twenty or thirty catties and pour it into the pot.

"Eldest son, go chop a few pieces of wood to add to the stove, and burn them for two. I'll go to the front room to cook with your grandma and grandma."

"Well, you go there, I'll leave this house to you." Wang Biao, who was recording Douyin on the pot with his mobile phone, responded.

Monk Hu said at this time: "Wang Biao, take out the water in the north pot, wash the pot and replace it with new water, and cook the intestines later."

"Well, I'll do it now."

Although the slaughtering pig is busy, it is very lively. The old man in the warm pavilion is sitting on the kang with a smile and watching the big guys working through the window, with a look of happiness in his eyes. He has experienced too many hardships before. I thought that he could live a good life of killing big and fat pigs every year in his lifetime.

The two dogs, Laiqian and Wangcai, also squatted on the kang next to the grandfather like dogs, looking at the pieces of pork on the table eagerly, their eyes full of desire.

After Wang Biao boiled both pots, he went out to greet people. Pig slaughtering in rural areas is actually the most important social activity. Every pig slaughtering family will invite relatives and friends to eat pork, so as to enhance feelings and stabilize relationships. Those who have a bad relationship are not eligible to be invited to eat meat.

In the entire Wangjiatun, Wang Biao’s family slaughters pigs and entertains the most relatives and friends every year. There are three to forty people every year, and there are three or four large round tables, which is very lively.

For close blood relatives and good friends, when the guests leave, they will also bring a piece or two of pork, butchered vegetables, blood sausage and noodle sausage, showing the simple and hospitable side of rural people.

In addition to slaughtering pigs, making frozen dumplings is also a social activity in the countryside to deepen friendship. Every household in the countryside makes a lot of frozen dumplings. Basically, every household has to make more than 30 catties of noodles. If you can find someone to help, then everyone will sit together, drink tea, and make dumplings while talking and laughing. Wang Biao’s favorite thing is to make frozen dumplings. Not only can he hear many anecdotes and anecdotes, but also Taste pickled cabbage dumplings with different flavors.

Early the next morning, Wang Biao packed a convenient bag of pork and sauerkraut, a noodle sausage and a piece of well-cooked pork, and sent them to Xiaogan.

This girl is still skinny, so she needs to be supplemented. When she makes frozen dumplings, steamed sticky bean buns and four kinds of bobo in a few days, he will not believe that she will not be fat when he brings her two bags.

(End of this chapter)