The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 20 Election
After a winter recuperation, the villagers of Hongqi Village started to work again.

There is little snow this winter, and it hasn’t rained since the beginning of spring. Every household starts to release water after finishing the furrows. This year’s water release is much more convenient than last year. This is thanks to the good policies of the country. The government supports agricultural development. , This year, financial allocations were made to drill wells in rural areas for free, and two new wells were added to each piece of land, which greatly facilitated farmers' irrigation problems.

Thanks to the harvester, the most tiring thing for farmers to plow the land is to release water, because they have to move back and forth with dozens of kilograms of water pipes, and get the water out of the unloaded sprinkler belt in the mud. A sprinkler irrigation belt is 100 meters long and [-] or [-] centimeters thick. When getting water out, you have to hold one end, step on the extremely muddy ditch soaked in water, lift the hose filled with water high, and pour the water into it. Going out, not to mention how laborious and tiring it is, and it is easy to wet the clothes and pants, stained with pieces of mud, and when the spring breeze blows, it is called a wind blowing pants and butt.

At this time, Wang Biao was riding on the sprinkler belt, twisting countless water belts that were spraying fine water streams one to two meters high and toothpick thickness, making adjustments so that the sprayed water flow could cover the ten ridges on both sides of the water belt. Water it, otherwise when you plant the land in a few days, the places where you can't spray much water will be waterlogged and no seedlings will appear.

"Oh, fuck, fuck, it's so fucking cold." Wang Biao screamed and hurriedly stepped over the hose and escaped within the range of the sprinkler. In just seven or eight seconds, his butt and chest pants The clothes are all wet.

30 meters away, Li Guizhi looked at the distribution of water jets from a distance, "Eldest son, the one in front is moving to the right."

"Where? This?"

"Go ahead!"

"This rattling?"

"That's it!"

After finishing it, Wang Biao, who had become a drowned chicken, scurried and jumped to the ground in the north where there was no water, and lay down on the spot to dry himself.

At this time, a black car came to the field and kept honking its horn. Wang Biao glanced sideways, turned his head, and said to his mother who was kneeling next to him, "Okay, here comes the vote canvasser. "

"Who?"

"I don't know, whoever I love, I don't choose anyone else, there is no fun, Mom, don't move, just pretend you didn't see it."

Li Guizhi nodded, it's water, who has the spare time to go to the village to vote.

Although the two of them thought so, they underestimated the initiative and willingness of the people who came to solicit votes.

"Are these ears so back? You can't even hear the horn." Zhao Zhanshuang, nicknamed Little Japan, got out of the car and walked towards Geography. After walking 60 meters, he came to the vicinity of the two, "These girls How about water?"

"Old man, hehehe, you have time to come here, what's the matter?" Li Guizhi stood up and said.

Zhao Zhanshuang lightly kicked the ass of Wang Biao, who was half lying on the ground, "Come to pick you up and go to the village to vote. Don't you know today's election? Shit, why are you doing this, boy? Why don't you wear a raincoat or something? Get up, go, don't lie down."

Wang Biao chuckled: "What do you choose? There's no time to let the water go. Our family has abstained."

"Why give up the right? If you don't want to help your second master in the general election, hurry up and don't force me to close the well." Zhao Zhan Shuangpi urged with a smile.

Wang Biao is a person who can't wipe his face easily, and can't show his face. He looked at his mother, and Li Guizhi said in difficulty, "It's pouring water, you have to watch it."

"What are you looking at? I came back in more than ten minutes. I will send the ballots back to you two after filling out the ballots there." Zhao Zhanshuang said.

Helpless, Wang Biao could only go to the election with his mother in a car.

Zhao Zhanshuang drove to their small shop and pulled four more people into the car, and then drove to the village. On the way, Wang Biao saw several brothers-in-law of the village chief and brothers, nephews and nephews of the same family. Driving the car, helping to pull people, he couldn't help secretly praising, with such a formation, it's hard not to be re-elected.

The election was held at Hongqi Village Primary School, and three classrooms were set up as voting locations. In order to ensure the smooth progress and fairness of the election, the leaders of the town government specially sent three supervisors and a policeman from the police station, but the leaders of the town government were still small. He looked at the means of the people below.

There are two desks at the door of the classroom. Above the desks are votes and ballots and a few rosters. The blackboard is written with the names of selected people in relevant positions. There is a ballot box on the desk. Zhang Zhixin, who has always had a close relationship with the village chief, His father, Zhang Zhong, stood there.

Wang Biao looked at it with a sneer, good guy, these people all ate with the village chief Zhao Zhanhai, and under the staring of these people, who would have the nerve not to choose Zhao Zhanhai?

Before he came here, he was going to fill in his name for fun, but he gave up after seeing this posture. He could only fill in Zhao Zhanhai’s name behind the village chief, and then filled in the box after the accountant and women’s director. The names of Zhao Wei and Ma Xiujie from Shangben Village.

When he just handed the ballot to Zhang Zhong, there was a noise outside.

Wang Biao hurried to the outside of the classroom. At this time, a large group of people had gathered around the front of the classroom next door. He jumped onto the flower bed and looked into the crowd. He recognized all the quarrelsome people inside.

The man who was scolded was the village representative of the village and doctor Niu Zhenguo of the village health center. The two women scolded together. .

Wang Biao is happy, this is interesting, it feels like watching a TV series, this Ma Xiujie and Erli's wife are also competitors, they were very difficult a few days ago, but now they are getting along.

An enemy who is really an enemy is a friend.

He tiptoed around looking for the fuse, another candidate for women's director, Chi Yi's daughter-in-law, but he didn't know this famous little daughter-in-law.

"I just think you don't like it. If you are elected, how much of the common people's money will you have to steal?" Niu Zhenguo pointed at Erli's wife and cursed.

"Hey, what do you do as a gangster? Chi Yi's wife is elected as a woman director, so why are you soliciting votes? This talk is giving you a gangster a job, fuck it A broken car is used to attract people to give people money, showing that you are rich, what the hell are you?" Dong Erli's wife yelled.

"That's right, I'm here for the election today, and you're still soliciting votes here. They don't know how others will vote. I want you to talk about it." Ma Xiujie chimed in.

The policeman from the town stood aside and persuaded: "Hey, if you have something to say, you are not allowed to swear. Don't make any noise. Let's talk about it later."

But who can listen to his words?

Niu Zhenguo's face turned black. Are these two poor old ladies really looking for a beating: "Fuck you, I gave someone money and helped someone." Saying this, he rushed forward and shook his hands Just give Erli's daughter-in-law a big mouth, "I will fucking smash your stinking mouth."

"Ah." Erli's daughter-in-law screamed, "I beat someone, I killed someone, fuck your mother, I'm scratching you to death." Stretching out her hand to scratch the face of Doctor Niu who was being grabbed by the police, Niu Zhenguo raised his leg and kicked He went out and kicked the little daughter-in-law to the ground.

Seeing this, Ma Xiujie shouted at the people coming from the town: "Leader, if someone beats someone, is there still someone to take care of? If you manipulate the election and beat someone, is there any law for this?"

Seeing his daughter-in-law being beaten, Dong Erli shouted: "Daughter-in-law, don't get up while lying down, I'll call an ambulance for you and beat my fucking wife? I won't kill you."

The little daughter-in-law was lying on the ground, groaning in pain and spouting all kinds of obscene words from her mouth.

Zhao Zhanhai and a few relatives of his family stood under a pine tree, watching this scene with a smile, the fight was good, the fight was so damn good, even this Dong Erli was too bad, Bai Chang had such a big body It's too late, my daughter-in-law doesn't dare to fight back after being beaten, Niu Zhenguo, you are so awesome, hehe, after this incident, I will see how you will fight with me for the village chief.

Wang Biao was listening enthusiastically, when suddenly a burst of heat came from his thigh.

Li Guizhi rubbed his son's thigh, "Don't look at it, go back quickly, the water is still in the ground, don't worry about it."

Helpless, Wang Biao had no choice but to follow his mother and let Zhao Zhanshuang drive him back to the field to continue the labor reform.

After finishing work in the evening, when he returned home, the people who came to the store for a stroll were all talking about the day's affairs, and from everyone's chatting, he knew the result of the election.

Unsurprisingly, Zhao Zhanhai was re-elected as the new village head with a high vote of [-]% and [-]%. The positions of the others remained unchanged, except for the female director, who changed from Ma Xiujie to Zhang Meili, Chi Yi's daughter-in-law.

Wang Biao was not surprised by this result at all. Mrs. Niu has a very wide network, and his family is a big family in Hongqi Village. Not to mention helping others to run for women's director by soliciting votes, even if he himself wants to run for the village head, Zhao Zhanhai has to step aside.

Although everyone knows the affair between Doctor Niu and Zhang Meili, who has the proof?It's just listening to other people's gossip, even Zhang Meili's husband Chi Yi doesn't admit it, and the town leaders can't deny Zhang Meili's election results.

The village secretary is held by Niu Yongcheng, the son of the old secretary who acted as secretary last year.

At noon the next day, after Wang Biao finished writing a chapter of a [-]-word novel and uploaded it, he rode a three-donkey motorcycle to his aunt Li Guilan's house to pick up potatoes.

Before entering the courtyard, I saw the old uncle's family standing in the courtyard, and my cousin Xiao Gang and a young man were standing around a green no-tillage machine in the courtyard.

"Da Biao is here."

"The eldest nephew is here."

"Big brother!"

Chen Laosan, Li Guilan and the daughter-in-law with the child in their arms greeted Wang Biao who had just entered the hospital.

"Old uncle, old aunt, did you buy this no-till machine?" Wang Biao asked with a smile.

"Well, I just came back. How's the car?" Chen Xiaogang patted a seed box and said with vigor.

Wang Biao walked up to look at it, stretched out his hand and touched it again, and said sincerely: "It's really good, the shoulder is very solid, this one looks better than the one that the cooperative opened last year."

"This is a new model this year, and it's tens of thousands more expensive than that one."

"Oh, what are you repairing? What's broken?" Wang Biao asked, looking at the man who was still bending over and standing there tinkering.

"Well, there is something wrong with the hydraulic pipes and blades, and the computer console doesn't seem to be very sensitive. I don't want to fix it. I'm not going to invite the after-sales brother from the factory to adjust and clean it up. Hey, aren't you all right, brother? Why don't you drive for me, and you drive my car out to cultivate land for others, and I'll give you [-] for a field, and I'll pay for the gas, how about it?"

Wang Biao looked at the arrogant Xiao Gang and said, "Hehe, how can I drive this car, you can do it yourself."

"I have a lot of things here. If you do this with my family, I can go to the other end. There are still hundreds of dams on the other end. Besides, this car will not drive too much. Your old uncle can do it better than before. Those four wheels are much easier to drive." Chen Xiaogang said.

Chen Laosan followed up and said: "Da Biao, you can open it for your brother, anyway, you are fine if you stay here, and besides, what kind of computer does this thing have, I don't understand it at all."

"Hehe, no, I can't fix this thing." Wang Biao shook his head, and at the same time felt very uncomfortable. This Xiaogang looks down on him. I am also a college student after all, so I can drive you to farm?
"Da Biao, is your land planted?" Chen Laosan asked suddenly.

Wang Biao said, "No, my mother and I just finished watering the ground yesterday."

"That's right, go back and tell your mother not to find someone else to plant the land, let your brother plant it for your family, this machine is good, the computer controls the sowing, as many plants as you set, you can plant as many seeds, and the seedlings will emerge. "

"Can it be planted?" Looking at his cousin Xiaogang, Wang Biao didn't know anything about it. He just bought it and gave it to others. Isn't this a practice? This kind of land is always looking for veterans with rich experience. People who want to plant it, otherwise either the depth cannot be found well, or the planting is not straight.

"You still don't believe me, brother? This thing is controlled by a computer, and it can be set according to any data type. If you don't believe me, I will give it to my family and my uncle's house first, and then I will give it to your family. Seed." Chen Xiaogang yelled with his head stuck.

Seeing this, Wang Biao was embarrassed to say anything more, "Okay, I'll talk to your second aunt when I get home."

Ten minutes later, Chen Xiaogang drove the after-sales repairman to the city and village bus station.

Wang Biao followed the old aunt's family into the house and sat on the sofa chatting with the children while teasing them.

"Old uncle, when will the money cooperative be returned?" Wang Biao couldn't help asking about last year's land money again.

Chen Laosan: "Hurry up, Xiao Gang said that the cooperative will turn around, so he will give us the money."

"No, let's sue the cooperative. It's been half a year and the money hasn't been paid. Isn't this contract fraud?"

Li Guilan interrupted: "What are you suing, your brother and Xiao Gu have such a good relationship, don't worry, you won't be short of money."

"It won't be short of money. A boss as big as Mr. Rengu has invested too much this year. He has no money for a while. Don't worry, nephew, the money will not be short of us."

Wang Biao looked at the old aunt and smiled, and swallowed the words in his heart. In fact, he probably knew by now that the original contract was not signed at all, and his brother was a recruiter and would be rewarded accordingly , like those who do smiles and direct sales.

Alas, no matter what you do, try not to get involved with relatives and friends, otherwise, if something happens, it will be really difficult to solve. If you raise the money, you will hurt the family. If you take care of the family, the money will be hurt.

Not long after, Chen Xiaogang came back. As soon as he entered the room, he lit a cigarette and took a puff, and then said: "Brother, no matter what you do now, you need to use your brains more. You can't do without brains. You see, I'm from a cooperative." What is the no-till machine that Li drove back? This is money. If the cooperative does not give me money, I will not return the no-till machine and tractor to him, so you go back and tell my second aunt, Don't worry about the two money, it will be given to your family sooner or later."

Seeing Wang Biao smiling and not speaking, he said again: "Brother, did the maintenance master who came here just now see it? Let me tell you, there is nothing wrong with our no-tillage machine. I did it on purpose, just to let the factory's maintenance The master came to fix it, so I had better learn from the sidelines, otherwise it will break down later, and who will fix it after the warranty period expires? It will cost money to find them, and besides, it is still within the warranty period, and it is working. If it breaks, can it be repaired? Wait for them to come and fix it? That would be a waste of time, let me tell you, I have had this car come back for more than a month, and I have asked him to come three times. "

Wang Biao not only re-examined his cousin, Xiaogang’s words reminded him of the scene in “Chicken Feathers Flying to the Sky”, where Chen Jianghe brought that little Japan to repair the sock loom, okay boy, this kid has a plan. .

"Do you know who I learned this from? I learned it from the chicken feathers in "Chicken Feathers Flying to the Sky". A lot of things." Chen Xiaogang said with emotion.

In the afternoon, after returning home with potatoes, Wang Biao said to his mother, "Mom, if my old aunt and uncle ask Xiaogang to plant land for our family, you should find someone else and don't let him plant it. I came back with a no-till machine, and I didn’t understand it, so I planted the land for our family. If it’s not good, I’ll fix it, and the seedlings won’t grow well, but your old nephew was cheated again.”

Li Guizhi didn't speak.

"Mom, did you hear that?"

"Oh, I see."

Looking at his mother's expression, Wang Biao knew that what he said was in vain, alas, let him go, I don't care about it!

(End of this chapter)