The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 22 Surnamed Two?
Watching the news broadcast in the circle of friends, Wang Biao was afraid for a while, said with a flick of his finger to save the picture, and then posted a circle of friends: I fell asleep in the middle of the night, and there was a big shaking and loud noise, which scared my brother's pants so hanging Did not get lost.

A few seconds after he finished posting, someone posted a comment below: Yes, I was so scared to death, my heart was pounding.

Another person's comment: Yeah, it's really scary, it made me cry, I can't move my legs, and the fish in my bathtub jumped out of the tank.

The third comment: Brother Biao, you are not sleeping naked, are you?

The fourth comment: Second senior brother, are you scared to pee?Just took the opportunity to throw away the pants?A contemptuous smile behind.

Scared to pee?Damn, who is this arrogant, dare to put shit on his head like this.

Wang Biao clicked on this circle of friends and saw that it was Shen Na, that little shrew. This girl changed her WeChat name like this, so he said, no one else would be so tough, but why is this little woman still awake in the middle of the night? ?Hmph, yes, it must be in a bar and nightclub, bah, what a rotten girl, hey, why are girls nowadays so ignorant of self-love and self-protection, what is there to go to in those crappy places.How could it be so comfortable to sleep at home, and everyone was dazed after drinking, what did they look like.

With a flick of his finger, he sent back a message: "Who did I think it was? It's Missy. You don't sleep in the middle of the night, so you have an affair with a bar? Be careful not to be drugged and fainted, and your waist will be cut off. Hey, Don't you know that a woman who stays up late will turn into a yellow-faced woman?
BJ, in a renovated courtyard bedroom.

A short-haired beauty, very manly, squatting on a chair, wearing a big headset, bluffing: "Four o'clock, there are enemies at four o'clock, oh no, handsome guy, don't shoot, I'm on my own , as long as you don’t kill me, can I sing you Little Star?”

At this time, there were two clanging sounds, and a few screams before death came from the headset, and the computer screen turned red.

"Huh? Uncle, I don't know how to be sympathetic to women at all. Hmph, I wish you a lifetime of singleness."

Shen Na quit the game cursing, and habitually picked up her phone to look through her Moments. After looking at it, she threw the phone out in suspense. What did this big bear and smelly pig say about me?Miss mother?When did my mother change her surname, ah, the old man scolded me for being a tigress, this is, it's really against the sky, and you still cut your waist?Can my aunt be compared to those young and ignorant little girls?

She took a micro-video to the computer: "Surnamed Er, open your 24k gold mung bean eyes and see where is my aunt?"

At this time, the door opened with a creak, "Xiaona, what are you doing with the yelling, why don't you sleep in the middle of the night."

"It's nothing, Mom, I'm going to sleep now."

"You are tossing around half the night, so go back to your own place. Your dad and I can't afford to be tossing around with you."

"Oh, it's all right, mother, son-in-law knows, you can go back to sleep, I promise I won't bother you anymore."

Watching the video sent by Shen Na, Wang Biao only felt a flame bursting out from his liver, going straight to Tianling Gai along the liver meridian, surname Er?24k gold mung bean eyes?Brother, the eyes are bigger than grapes.

Forget it, good men don't fight with women, and good women don't eat dog meat!
In the dead of night, mosquitoes were rampant, and after staying outside for more than half an hour, Wang Biao went into the house to check the house, and found that only the adobe wall was cracked, and a few pieces fell off. They went back to the house one after another.

Although his house didn't have a car, it didn't have stairs, so he ran out in a few steps.

This time, I didn't get up until after seven o'clock, and I was woken up by two dogs who came back from herding sheep with my grandpa with their big dog paws.

After patting the two dog's heads a few times, Wang Biao put on his big pants, naked, and pulled on his slippers, and walked outside the house, preparing to apply nitrogen fertilizer, inorganic salt and other nutrient mixture to the shallots planted in the landlord.

But when he had just walked around the east gable of the house, he stopped suddenly, turned around and looked back, and saw that the joint between the red wall on the outside of the east gable and the front wall was completely cracked, and the crack at the top of the roof The widest point is fifteen or six centimeters.

Wang Biao was anxious, and hurried to the back of the house. When he saw it, there was also a big hole. When he looked at the wall, he saw that the east mountain of the whole house was tilted to the east. He walked along the back of the house and went west. Walking, there was nothing wrong with the west gable wall, and he took a closer look inside and outside the house. The adobe wall inside the house was okay, not tilted. He couldn't help but rejoice in his heart. It must collapse.

"Biao, come here with some buckets of water, and scoop up a scoop of corn noodles." The old man outside the sheepfold at the back of the house greeted.

"Oh, I heard that, Grandpa." Wang Biao picked up two plastic buckets and began to practice Shaolin Temple's water-carrying skills. Do you still use it to go to the gym for fitness?
A few days ago, a one-and-a-half-year-old ewe with a large cup gave birth to an only child. Although she gave birth to only one cub, Wang Biao was very satisfied. With fewer cubs, the goat milk is rich, and the two of them can have a cup of milk in the morning and evening. Hot goat milk, this stuff is more filling than the milk bought in the supermarket.

After feeding the sheep, Wang Biao rubbed some soybean oil on his fingers, and then took the enamel jar to the small sheep pen, and began to milk the sheep.

"Squeeze the one over here, the little lamb over here doesn't eat very much." The old man said while holding the horn with one hand and stroking the sheep's neck with the other.

Wang Biao responded, and cruelly pushed away the little lamb that was drinking milk with its pink and moist mouth, "Fuck off, I'll eat it later."

BAA Baa baa!The little lamb shook his head and protested the milk bear milk bear, but, would Wang Biao care about it?
A few minutes later, Wang Biao filled a big jar with three to four hundred milliliters, and he patted the big ewe with satisfaction, "Hey, not bad, it's worth it to let you eat small stove alone, keep working hard to eat more Grass eats more food."

He went back to the house with the mug and finished washing his face. He took the enamel mug to the front room, poured it into a small pot, put it on the stove and boiled it. Now times have changed. When he was a child, he used to drink goat milk directly. He just drank it, but since the epidemic prevention station came to the village a few years ago to promote that livestock can be infected with brucellosis, he began to boil goat milk and drink it.

Breakfast is very simple, a big steamed bun, a plate of stewed eggplant with potatoes, "What about him? What did you do?"

Li Guizhi said: "Your father went to the brigade to report the dilapidated houses by bicycle, and the village checked the dilapidated houses. Jin Baocang went to those mud houses, but he didn't come to our house. If it wasn't for your uncle in the backyard who came to our house to buy things and talked about it." , I don’t even know that Murakami is rebuilding the dilapidated house, did you see the house in the backyard?”

"Well, Dongda Mountain is cracked. I also looked at this house. I see that the four sides of the house are also cracked. Why don't you report it to our family?"

"Who knows, I figured it out, this old guy in this brigade has a bad heart." Li Guizhi was indignant.

While talking, the old grandmother of the Zhao family from the west courtyard came. She was only a few years older than his mother, but she couldn't stand her seniority.

"What are you two talking about?"

"Isn't this an earthquake? The dilapidated houses in the village reported that they would be rebuilt later. The silly Zhuzi's house and the old Wang's house in the backyard all lived in mud houses, but the Jinbaocang left our house alone. Hong Gang heard from Wang Dahui in the backyard. After dinner, I didn’t drink any wine, so I drove a three-wheeled motorcycle to the brigade.” Li Guizhi said.

"Brother, how is your house?" Wang Biao asked.

"My house is fine. Didn't the front house of your house have a seal the year before last? This year it's not enough, so you won't report it?" Zhao's grandma asked. She remembered the time in July of the year before last. Not only was the house cracked, but a purlin in the house was also broken. It was the man from his family who came to help lift it up with a jack and hooped the No. [-] wire several times. She also helped pack the store and move things.

"How can there be any one of these bastards who is in charge? It seems that building a house costs them money. In the ten miles and eight villages of the year before last, our Hongqi Village didn't build a house, and all other villages built houses." Li Guizhi yelled. with.

"Yes, my uncle's house in Lijia Village was built. A house of [-] square meters was built. The government gave a subsidy of [-]. Afterwards, the family gave another [-] or something. After the calculation, he The cost of buying appliances and furniture is just a few thousand dollars."

"I've heard it all. Few of the bastards in our brigade are doing practical things. They all want to pocket money in their own pockets, especially Li Zhanhai and Niu Yongcheng, who are the most fucking bastards who take advantage of each other. At that time, they all fought with vicious dogs, sold all the windbreak forests, and sold them to the common people. Last year, I did not know what to do with the trees planted by my family and turned them into public forests. Last year, Li Zhanhai came to let my family go to the brigade to sign The contract talks about the subsidy for planting trees, how much do you want to give? Ten yuan is given for one land, and the ten yuan is enough to do a shit, so how can it be possible to subsidize this little money." Fat, with a fierce face, the Zhao family's mistress in her sixties scolded.

Another woman continued: "What is your family? They dare to give subsidies to the five-guarantee households. They give the first generation a bag of rice and a bag of noodles during the Chinese New Year, or give the second generation fertilizer. The money is nothing. No, you haven’t received the organic fertilizers that have been distributed for free in the past two years, have you? What do you mean, there are only so many, and they will be gone after distribution. People distribute them to us according to the land, and they all have a share. They are for them to give It was sold, so it was not enough to distribute later.”

"Yeah, as long as you have a good relationship with him, you will be registered as a low-income household. The money is small, and you have to share it with a few people. The remaining money must be kept secret by them again. I don't know when You can look up these things in our countryside." Liu Lao Saner, who was on the subsistence allowance, scolded.

"Hmph, what are you looking for? There was a lot of money for building the shed, building roads, and so on. They were scared to death when they heard that they had to check the accounts. As a result, when Liu Chang'an died a few days ago, you can see that they suddenly became nervous again. It turns out that when Old Secretary Niu was alive, although he also talked about money, he tried his best to fight for our benefits. At that time, our Hongqi Village was the first in the whole village to lay brick roads, and every household gave out blue dragons. The entire Dahua Town Our village is ranked first, and the district is full of well-known advanced villages, are you looking at it now? The entire Dahua Town belongs to our Hongqi Village, which is the least developed."

The mistress of the Li family scolded angrily: "It's good to die. The money was given to them to build four large tile-roofed houses and three large garages in Qiantun. The house was built beautifully, but after living in it for a year, they ran out of the street. I went to live upstairs, and the house was empty like that, I hate people when I think about it.”

"Hey, what's the use of those things? The village head bought a bigger building, [-] to [-] square meters. What kind of house did you see his family live in? A wing room with a door facing west, just like a warehouse, a family of four squeezed into one room In the second year of being the village head, the good guy sold the forest belt and built brick roads, and five big tile-roofed houses were erected, and he even bought a car."

Hearing this, Wang Biao, an 'angry youth' who is rooted in Miaohong and cares about the country and the people, couldn't hold back the anger in his heart. He stood up from the small bench, leaned against the door with the dish in his hand, and said in a strange way : "Who is to blame? It's not because you guys like to take advantage of small things. This guy, please go to a restaurant, and the family will give him ten yuan, so I gave him the election vote."

"Hey, you kid, knowing that he is like this, who will choose him, besides, it's all known by relatives, Da Biaozi, in the future, you will run for the village head, and the mistress and your second uncle and second uncle will both choose you. "

"Yes, isn't the state encouraging college students to become village officials? You go when the village chief is being elected, and we all elect you."

Li Guizhi cast a glance at Wang Biao, "Him? With his straight temper, how can he be the village chief?"

Wang Biao chuckled: "Yes, besides, my family has no money to give you, and I don't have money to invite you to eat out."

village head?Forget it, he can think about it now, his dream now is to be a fantasy god in the Internet literature world, with an annual income of several million tens of millions, and he still wants to kill BJ, there is something he misses Friends still have his dream, and now his Douyin account has more than 3000 followers, all of whom are fans of his great-grandpa and two dogs. From Douyin people, he knows several breeding East German shepherd dogs He and Rottweiler are very fond of the appearance and obedience of their two dogs, and they have arranged to marry the dogs in a few days, and the reward is to give each other a puppy.

Now the newly written novel has more than 20 words. If you are writing tens of thousands of words, you can apply to the editor for listing when you reach 30 words. The rate is getting higher day by day, and the click-through rate in the past few days has been more than [-], and each chapter of the novel has readers posting comments, discussing the plot of the story and making suggestions.

Don't look at how many favorites and clicks are added every day. Compared with the tens of thousands of clicks of those great gods, he is very confident. As long as he can apply for a big recommendation such as a strong recommendation in the future, the results will definitely blow out .

One small step closer to the day of making big money.

At this time, the familiar sound of the exhaust pipe chug chug sounded, and he turned his head to look out. It was his old man Wang Honggang who came back riding his blue Zongshen gasoline three donkeys.

"Has it been reported?" Wang Biao asked.

"It's been reported. If I don't report it, I will go to the town." Wang Honggang's voice was still full of anger, and there was a bit of pride in the anger.

(End of this chapter)