The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 262 The Granny's Old Box (please subscribe for a monthly pass)

This trick really worked, the old man was about to be surprised, but before he could react, his attention was diverted by Wang Biao's topic.

"Having a third son? No, no, it's too expensive for a boy to get married now, and he needs a house and a car. One of them costs hundreds of thousands, and having two will win the prize." The old man said seriously.

Wang Biao said in two high-pitched voices, pretending to be surprised: "What's wrong? Two is enough?"

"Two girls, two boys and two girls, two good characters, harmonious and beautiful!"

The old man said with a smile: "Oh, if your grandma was not so cruel and starved your grandpa to death, our family would have lived a long time ago. When you come to your grandpa, you will have two boys and a girl. It's not doing well either."

"What's wrong?" Wang Biao asked curiously.

In the past, my grandma had four children. When the eldest was born and caught up with the three-year disaster, it seemed that there was no food or milk, so the grandpa starved to death.

This is what Grandma said.

What the great-grandfather said was that the great-grandmother was cruel when she was young, and when the great-grandfather was hungry and looked for milk, she kicked him aside with her feet, starving the great-grandfather to death.

He didn't know who said it was close to reality.

The only thing that is certain is that there was indeed a grandpa who died before grandpa.

Also starved to death.

The old man stopped and said: "Look, our family used to live in Hongqi Village, and our family was the richest. In the [-]s, our family was the first in the village to buy a black and white TV. That guy, the whole village Went to our house to see what Huojia’s, couldn’t stand in the house, so we stood outside on the wall and stood on the apricot tree to watch. Our house’s kang and pot table were trampled on, and our house was also the first house built with bricks. Later, your grandpa gambled, lost his family, and lost his life."

Although he listened to the old man and the old woman telling him about these things since he was a child.

But he still loves to listen to the old baby talk about the past.

"Your old aunt is a bit stupid, she was dizzy and beaten, she was almost beaten to death, married to a wilting old man, life is clinking." The old man's tone was a little angry.

"Grandpa, I have worked hard all my life. I didn't expect that none of the three children I gave birth to was like me, especially your old aunt, who is a lazy bastard. Back then, it would have been better to let Lao Diao's family beat her to death. Just your big aunt It’s okay, marrying your eldest uncle who is a soldier, eating commodity food, and becoming a city dweller, now your eldest uncle doesn’t play around with money so much.”

"My aunt is so blessed. She has two girls. She wants to go wherever she wants to go every day. She travels when she says she wants to travel. If she has nothing to do, go out and dance with her in the square," Wang Biao said.

The old man nodded, this big girl is the rarest thing for him, live well with peace of mind, Gu family.

"Look at your grandfather again, he gave birth to two boys and a girl, your father is lame, your uncle divorced in his 20s, and your aunt's life is also miserable, Wang Chaodong is not a bastard who is beaten by people, raising a young daughter-in-law, This is all bad, if I and your grandfather both had children, both boys and girls would have a good life, you guys, if you want to be born, you have to make up a good character, and there can be no bills."

Hearing what the old man said, Wang Biao felt more and more reasonable.

I would rather believe in its existence than in its evil.

He nodded resolutely: "Well, a student with a good word and a good word, please go into the house, Mr. Xiaona will come over in a while, and I will go to Westinghouse to talk to my grandma."

The good grandfather seemed to be a little bit more interested in recalling the meeting, but he nodded and didn't say anything.

The old lady was sitting in the Kang in the west wing, leaning against the window and staring at Wang Biao and the old lady for a while.

"What is this old man talking about with his great-great-grandson? He must have said nothing good, and he must have arranged for me again, this old bastard."

Wang Biao had long since discovered that the old lady was sticking to the window to look out at the two of them. When he got closer, he teased the old lady and said, "Hey, old lady, did you listen to what we said?"

Grandma gave Wang Biao a hard look, "You little bastard, come into the house for me."

That's right, the old lady thought about it again, and must have thought that the grandfather was talking ill of her to him again.

Wang Biao chuckled, opened the door and walked into the inner room of the west wing.

When she entered the room, the old woman was already sitting cross-legged on the edge of the kang with her knees folded knee to knee. Seeing Wang Biao enter the room, she picked up a small broom for dusting the kang tied with dog's tail grass and knocked on the edge of the kang, cursing: "Little Wang Baduzi said, what did the old man arrange with you again?"

Wang Biao snorted loudly, it was so funny, this old lady is more savage than a little girl.

"How dare my great-grandfather scold you, great-grandmother, may I ask you something?" he said.

"What's the matter? Let me tell you, you little bastard, don't play sloppy with your grandma, I'm not confused yet, old lady." The old lady said gruffly.

Wang Biao said nonchalantly: "Grandma and my grandparents still pass on a silver bull? Was it passed on to you or was it given to me?"

"You said the silver cow, no one passed it on, and it was brought into the coffin." The old lady said milkly.

Wang Biao was a little disappointed. He had heard this matter from the elders before, but he thought it was false.

"Didn't it pass to you?" He asked unwillingly.

The old lady looked at Wang Biao warily: "What kind of idea are you playing with, you bastard? The little golden cow is given to you for marriage, what do you want?"

Seeing the old lady's reaction, Wang Biao was stunned for a moment, and then he was overjoyed.

Judging by the tone of the old lady's milk, there is still stock in the bottom of the box.

"Don't do anything, ask, grandma, my great-grandfather said that as long as Xiaona is pregnant, it's rare for him to give birth to a great-great-great-grandson, and he will give her all the valuables. I just want to ask , what will your great-grandmother say when the time comes?" Wang Biao made a high-profile statement to his great-grandfather.

The old lady rolled her eyes, the old calf has done such a great job, and he can't be compared to himself. If this is the case, the little great-great-grandson will not be able to hug him in the future. This old calf is the best at buying people's hearts.

The old grandson Hong Chao and the great grandson, the little bastards, are all old little bastards who spend money to buy them when they are young, give them money when they ask for them, and make them whatever they want. This old calf dear.

This time, as for the great-great-grandson, nothing I can say can be compared.

"If you give grandma a big white and fat great-great-great-grandson to hug, grandma will pass on the baby to you."

"Too grandma, don't talk nonsense, so you open that old box of yours and give it to me, do you have any treasures?" Wang Biao said as he climbed onto the kang and was about to open the cabinet door to find the old man. wooden box.

The old lady hurriedly greeted: "What are you doing, you little bastard? I'll beat you to death. I'm not dead yet. Can this be looked at randomly? It won't be distributed to your aunt, your mother, and the others until I die. of."

"What are you doing for my great aunt? The water that the married girl poured out, there are good treasures, you have to keep the old things for your great-great-grandson." Wang Biao retreated, just now he was teasing the old lady again.

That old wooden box is the grandma's baby bump, it's Nilin, no one can touch it.

I used to want to take it with me wherever I went.

Or find a place to hide.

"You little bastard, are you a livestock? A tiger? Do you scare your grandma?" The old lady scolded angrily.

This little bastard is always making jokes with her.

Wang Biao leaned over and patted the old lady's hand, "If you don't let me see it, your box will be mine soon. I want to see what I want."

"It's so beautiful." The old lady said, "This thing has to be passed on to your aunt, your mother, and the others. Do you want it? Then hurry up and let your wife have a baby. You know how to work around every day. This life is Do you spend money, this life is living a life, you have to have a child, do you know you?"

"It's so milky, what do you think it is?" Wang Biao took out the B-ultrasound sheet.

"What the hell is this?"

"From the hospital's checklist, your great-great-granddaughter-in-law is pregnant for two months."

"What?" The old lady was stunned for a moment, "It's been more than two months? Did you plan to break into my wooden box and lie to your grandma without holding back your fart?"

Wang Biao said in a loud voice: "Why am I lying to you? The doctor said that it is likely to be double sticks. If you don't believe me, I will call my aunt and ask your eldest girl if it is real?"

The old lady knelt up from the kang and sat up, "Is it true? Where's Xiaona?"

If you dare to ask the big girl Guohua, then this is true.

"In the front room, let me tell you, old lady, turn around and give all the treasures in the box to your great-great-grandson. Otherwise, hehe, you can just watch my great-grandfather hold his great-great-grandson." Wang Biao threatened.

The old lady slapped Wang Biao, "You little bastard just misses my little things, and I'll give them all to you, quack quack, quickly bring my shoes, oh my great-great-granddaughter-in-law is awesome, pregnant I got a double stick, really blessed by my ancestors."

Wang Biao was very happy to see the old woman giggling in joy and surprise.

When he went to the grandfather's house in the east courtyard, the old man had just finished drinking and was sleeping on the kang.

Grandma is clearing the table, and the old man is working on the cattle farm.

"The eldest grandson is back, have you eaten yet? Just picked it up." Dai Ying said with a smile.

"Grandma, I have good news for you." Wang Biao said directly.

Daiying was curious: "What's the good news, why is Xiaona pregnant?"

"How do you know, grandma? Who told you?" Wang Biao was a little surprised.

This time it was Daiying's turn to be surprised, "Xiaona is really pregnant? Oh my god, how many months has it been? Why doesn't this little girl respond at all? I was talking about why the girl has a bad face and loves to sleep Well, the relationship is pregnant, oops, why didn't your mother and I think of this."

"His father, his father, hey, don't sleep, get up quickly, hey, don't sleep, sleep after drinking, get up."

Wang Guoqiang opened his drunken eyes in a daze, and scolded impatiently: "What's wrong, so the fuck just fell asleep, what is the summoning, calling the soul?"

"Your eldest granddaughter-in-law is here, why don't you go and have a look." Daiying said.

Wang Guoqiang yawned confusedly, "Who has what?"

Daiying went up and slapped Wang Guoqiang's calf, "I said your eldest granddaughter-in-law has it. This little cat urine is drunk, and the ears grow hair?"

Wang Biao also didn't know what to say, and stood aside, laughing secretly, watching the excitement happily.

Wang Guoqiang was shocked by the beating, and cursed: "What the hell are you doing, sleep well and beat me, what the hell are you doing, who has money and our family is rich?"

"Where did you go? I said your eldest granddaughter-in-law is pregnant, and Xiaona is pregnant." Daiying was so angry that she was so anxious to death.

Wang Guoqiang finally understood, "Is the grandson's wife happy? Really happy."

He moved his eyes to the side and saw Wang Biao standing there, "Do you really have a wife?"

"Well, I went to the hospital to take a B-ultrasound. The doctor said it was probably double sticks. It's been two months." Wang Biao said loudly, wishing that the whole village could hear his voice.

Wang Guoqiang stood on the ground from the kang, "What the hell? Twins? Hahahaha, she is actually pregnant with twin sticks. Damn it, how can I fucking see that three awesome bragging with me now, his eldest grandson He gave birth to two girls, this guy is awesome and let him brag, saying that the girl is good, the girl is so good, he is so rare, this time, my grandson gave birth to twins, I see how he will talk to me Blow it in front of you, this time you see how the master stimulated him, I am so angry with him."

Wang Biao said with a smile: "Don't you, his blood pressure and heart are not good, you will get sick if you get angry again."

"What's wrong with being sick? That's because he is narrow-minded. What's wrong, it's enough for him to stimulate and run on Lao Tzu? Don't worry about it." Wang Guoqiang said as he pulled on his shoes and was about to walk out.

"Grandpa, your shoes are on backwards."

"I'm, I'm so happy, I don't know how to wear these shoes anymore, his grandma, call him and tell his aunts and uncles, they are all back, and they are all coming back, this is a great joy for our family, we two I want to be a great grandpa and grandma."

Less than half an hour.

Wang Hongjuan's family, Wang Yang's family, Wang Xue, Li Kexin and others all returned to the village, as did the grandma, uncle, and aunt in Dahua. All generations of twenty or so people gathered together. Floor lobby.

Shen Na was half lying in the middle, like an old Buddha.

Surrounded by a large family, asking questions about their health, rubbing their hands and feet.

Beautiful, she had a big snot soaked in her nose, so she was not happy.

The heart is extremely swollen.

"Little Biaobiao, my feet are sore." She said proudly to Wang Biao.

Before Wang Biao could speak, the granny, grandma and others shouted at Wang Biao: "What are you doing poking that pole? Hurry up and pinch your wife's feet. You don't have any eyesight. It's over!" You little bastard, tell your father to give your old uncle a virtue."

Wang Hongchao, who was sitting on a chair eating bananas, heard the sound, so he didn't choke to death.

What the fuck, you're just as good as me, I'm messing with whoever I invite.

Fortunately, Wang Honggang was looking at the store in the front yard, otherwise he would have been pissed off.

"Hey, just press it." Wang Biao responded happily, not caring about losing face in front of so many elders and younger siblings.

"Brother is really obedient." Wang Xue ran on.

Wang Yang made up his sword and said: "Well, those tamed by my sister-in-law are more obedient than Lai Qian and Wang Cai."

"Go, get lost, you two dead girls, you can't eat grapes and say grapes are sour." Wang Biao scolded.

Shen Na smiled even more proudly, and after a while, she said again: "I want to drink goat's milk."

"Don't touch your feet. Didn't you hear your wife said that you want to drink goat's milk? Sneak away and squeeze it out, and boil some more." The old lady said.

"Hold on, I'll squeeze it in." The old man happily went to get a basin from the dining room cupboard.

Wang Guoqiang said: "Dad, you should hurry up and sit down, the sheep will be pushed down by you when you are old, Hong Chao, don't stuff it, go squeeze it quickly, wipe the milk with a rag before squeezing it. "

The whole family is happy and happy.

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