The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 351 Cooking Rice (seeking monthly ticket recommendation)

What is a child?
Children are not only the continuation of life, the guarantee of race, but also the source of vitality.

Half-year-old children have the most energy.

It is impossible for you to let him stay in peace.

When these brats were in school, they were studying all kinds of remedial classes, and all kinds of one-on-one bombardment. They were tired of them for a long time and wanted to resist, but they couldn't resist the two mountains of parents and parents, so they could only accept it.

The reason why they hit it off and ran to the Northeast, two thousand miles away, to this remote area, away from the bustling city, is not that they like this kind of back to basics, but that there are no two mountains, no various supplementary classes and training classes, and no father. Damn chatter.

There are no grandparents, great grandson, my good grandson, you have to study hard, what do you want.

They want to change their way of life, respond to the call of the country, and reduce their burden, so let alone homework, they don't even bring a pen.

Here, the little aunt, the third grandfather and the third grandmother must all have to take care of the four little sisters, and have no time to take care of them. Don't look at the little uncle in his 30s. In fact, he is still childlike and loves to play.

Disbelief
Five little guys, Shen Yifei, Shen Yifeng, Shen Zitong, Xie Yufei, and Xie Yuchen, are forming a team to kick off.

"Damn, Xiang Yu, are you kidding me? Huh? I'm old, you push them out, are you afraid of their death?"

Shen Yifeng: "Tell me, how much benefit did you receive from the opposite party?"

Xie Yufei: "Did you see that the V8 person opposite is a young lady? It's like joining the enemy and adding friends?"

"No, no, big brother, I really reacted instinctively. When it came to me, of course I have to push the control." Xie Yuchen felt aggrieved.

After a few minutes.

Shen Zitong exploded: Oh, what are you doing, I can run, why did you push Kai towards me, do you think I can't die or die slowly? "

"Ah, ah, I, I really didn't mean to, I"

"You, leave you alone. If you still want to be a brother, you can go back to sleep. If we continue to line up with you, we have to return to diamonds from Xingyao." Shen Yifei tried his best to calm his tone.

"Brother Fei, take me with you, or I'll use a shooter on my chin, I'm a fool." Xie Yuchen begged, "Shangguan Wan'er is fine too, I fly very smooth."

Shen Zitong squeezed her small white teeth, pinched her finger bones, and said fiercely: "Stop talking, I can hardly control my hands now, if I keep hitting, sister, I'm really afraid that I won't be able to control myself strangling you to death with your hands."

"You, go and play with them, your skills are only suitable for ranking with them."

Xie Yuchen had no choice but to feel wronged. Bala held the phone in extreme despair, left Shen Yifei's bedroom with a slumped head, and returned to his own bedroom.
Four people can't row five.

But want to play together again.

"Brother, who is the one less person to invite?"

"Why don't you let Yuchen come back?"

Shen Yifei said: "I'll go and ask my little uncle, he plays well."

"Can little uncle do it? Can you keep up with the uncle's reaction?" Shen Zitong was very skeptical.

Xie Yufei asked: "What rank is little uncle?"

"I don't know, last year he used my mobile phone to call, and he called Dharma and Kai Daddy." Shen Yifei said.

"Really, go and call little uncle."

Second master bedroom.

child to sleep.

Shen Na is wearing a pale pink silk pajamas with suspenders, her breasts are half exposed. Although she is breastfeeding four children, she is not too small under the tofu, soy milk and papaya milk. Three cups, even if the child stops breastfeeding in the future and the milk is gone, the breasts will still be the same as before.

Since he had just taken a shower, his hair was still a little wet, and there were also some tiny drops of water on his body, which made his reddish skin look even more pink, delicate and attractive.

Looking at herself in the mirror, Shen Na's pink lips parted slightly: "It's really charming, no wonder the big bear is so tossed, even Bengong himself is a little bit moved."

correct.

Hey.

If so, it must be very interesting.

She smiled badly, threw the towel in the sink, and walked straight out.

When she came to the door, she stood sideways, with her right leg bent and raised, her right elbow resting on the door frame, and her wrist resting on her forehead.

"The hibiscus comes out of the clear water, and the bridal chamber is full of festive nights. My husband, do you think I'm sultry?" She said softly.

Wang Biao heard the sound and looked over, darling, is this seduction?
"Sultry!"

He suppressed his voice and whispered like a thief.

He had to keep his voice down, he had to be upright in front of his daughters, and if he was overheard by those brats downstairs, wouldn't it appear that his little uncle was too worthless.

"Really?" Shen Na squinted at Wang Biao with half-closed eyes, stretched out her tongue and licked her arm, then touched her thigh with her hand, and slowly raised the hem of the skirt between her fingers.

"My mother, my wife, stop quickly, I can't stand you like this, it's useless, it's useless." Wang Biao trembled a little.

Although the inventory is almost emptied during the day, this thing is pumped by blood.

The corners of Shen Na's mouth curled up slightly, almost laughing, but she stopped in a hurry. She poked her lips lightly with her fingers, and walked towards the bed with cat steps.

"Why? Don't you want to? You think about it endlessly during the day, and now I think about it, you, are you unwilling to serve?"

"Wife, let the cow rest. There are really no more. If you let the cow work, you will overdraw the calf." Wang Biao was a little dry.

Shen Na: "Oh? No more? That's easy, just wait."

"Why are you going?" Wang Biao asked in bewilderment.

Shen Na said: "Get something for you."

"Good thing? What good thing? Bullwhip or sheep treasure? This thing is useless."

Shen Na has already opened the door and left the bedroom.

A few minutes later, she returned with a cold water jug.

Looking at the contents of the cold water jug, Wang Biao was a little dumbfounded.

A large jug of orange.

"Tomato juice? Squeezing this juice won't hurt your stomach. Besides, the tomatoes in winter are all grown in greenhouses. It's not good for cooking. There's not much lycopene, and it's not good for aphrodisiac."

Shen Na smiled and said, "This is goji berry juice. The goji berries in the refrigerator are all squeezed into it. It's very nourishing."

"What? All squeezed? This thing is on fire, my wife, you can spare the cow, oh, let the cow rest for a few days, the future will be long, the future will be long." Wang Biao was a little scared.

Lycium barbarum is hot and dry, let alone six or seven taels, if it is six or seven qian, then you have to get angry.

Shen Na smiled darkly: "It's okay, come on, Da Lang"

Wang Biao shuddered, and the picture of Pan Jinlian feeding Wu Dalang with medicine burst into his head.

Shen Na's eyes widened: "Hurry up and drink, otherwise don't even think about touching me in the future, just run away."

"I, this is going to catch fire"

"I'll put out the fire for you, what are you afraid of, drink quickly." Shen Na was very domineering.

Helpless, Wang Biao took the kettle tremblingly.

Drink it, the inventory is gone, and I guess it won't go anywhere if I get angry.

Thinking of this, he frowned and took a sip.

It doesn't taste right.

He took another sip and babbled carefully.

"Have you added carrots?"

Shen Na smiled and said, "You have a good mouth."

"Well, you really feel sorry for your husband. In the past, Xiaojun's stallion in the pony shed fed carrots to make the horse healthy, okay."

As Wang Biao spoke, he drank a few sips.

Shen Na couldn't help laughing: "It turns out that the stallion is fed like this, and I will feed you like this from now on."

As she said that, she lay on her side on the bed and kept teasing Wang Biao with her hands and legs.

Rao Wang Biao repeatedly hypnotized himself to hold back, hold back, not to be impulsive, but he was impulsive, lost his sanity, and was about to get on the horse.

Shen Na rolled off her body, waded into the bed, yawned and said, "I'm so sleepy, I'm asleep, don't disturb me."

Wang Biao: "."

"You, you lit the fire, you go to sleep? You, you are too wicked, right? Don't play with people like this."

Shen Na turned over: "Squint, what are you calling for? Are you crazy? What should I do if I wake up my daughter? Why are you still so yellow-headed now that you are a father?"

Wang Biao: "I have pornographic thoughts, obviously you are provoking me."

"What are you talking about? This fairy will tease you? Are you itchy?"

At this time, there was a light knock on the door.

"Little uncle, are you asleep? Little uncle"

Wang Biao glanced under him bitterly, came to the door barefoot, opened the door: "What's wrong, big nephew?"

"Little uncle, can you play king?" Xie Yufei asked.

Wang Biao said, "Yes."

"Hahaha, that's good, let's go, go to the fifth row with us, there is only one person missing, Xiaochen is too bad, and I will be mad." Xie Yufei took Wang Biao's arm and walked out.

Wang Biao stood still: "Farewell, I don't have it on my phone."

"It's okay, use my mobile phone, I have it all on my mobile phone."

"Then wait for me to wear some pants, it will damage my stalwart image of your little uncle too much."

Wang Biao snorted and gave Shen Na a look. If you don't play with me, I'll go play games with my four nephews. You can stay in the empty room by yourself.

BJ.

The Shen family and the Xie family are fried.

It's been a very rough few days.

Ever since these little ones heard that their brothers and sisters had gone to the Northeast ahead of schedule to spend their summer vacation with their little aunt, they were all blown up. .

Especially seeing everyone's videos posted by my uncle and aunt on Douyin, I couldn't wait any longer.

That's great too.

Eat dumplings, all kinds of meat, and play games after eating. If you don’t play games, you can also play with puppies, lambs, and dog sleds. It’s so fun.

One by one, they were crying and making noise, insisting on going to the Northeast.

Everyone had no choice but to entrust the third sister and third brother-in-law of Shen who was off duty to go to the northeast with the remaining sixteen children.

Now, Wang Biao's house is completely lively.

At the peak, there were thirty children from these relatives.

BJ's 25 big and small children, the younger sister Wang Yang's two girls from Wang Xue's family, a son and a daughter from Xiaogang's family, the eldest cousin Dazhi's nephew, and my sister-in-law Yinzhu's little girl.

This is not counting the four daughters of their family.

Among them, their family is the youngest, and Rongrong from Yinzhu's sister-in-law's family is the oldest.

Even though he is only six years old, he is the same generation as Wang Biao, and other bear children have to be called aunt's master.

But today's children are all precocious, they all care about saving face, and no one calls them.

Wang Biao didn't care either. When he was young, he didn't care if Aunt Yinzhu and Uncle Li Ning were called aunts and uncles.

Fortunately, Wang Biao's house is equipped with underfloor heating, otherwise he really wouldn't be able to sleep so many children.

The two old babies don't watch TV now, just watch these kids go crazy.

Those who know know that this is a relative of Wang Biao's family, but those who don't know think that Wang Biao's family has opened a training school.

Good guy, all the children actually wear the same clothes and pants, black for boys and pink for girls.

That is a unity.

When there are more children, there will inevitably be bumps and bumps. Fortunately, there is Wang Biao, a master at coaxing children. Moreover, children do not hold grudges, and their minds are simple. They are awkward one minute, and hold their little hands the next minute. Just make up.

The yard is now very lively every day.

People yelling, dogs, sheep, baa, chickens and chickens, it's so lively.

It is more lively when eating.

It's like turning a happy home into a school cafeteria.

In order for these children to eat well, Wang Biao and Shen Na had to buy square dish boxes for hotel buffets online.

This time, I spent more than 6 yuan to buy tableware, bedding, pillows, towels, washbasins, and clothes and down jackets for the rest of the people.

This means that Wang Biao is making more money now.

Otherwise, I really can't afford so much consumption.

Moreover, this expense can only be considered a small amount of money. The biggest expense is to send crushed red envelopes to each child during the Chinese New Year. Last year, people like Shen Yifei and others gave [-] yuan. Can this year be less than last year?

The more than 30 have to be paid according to this number, otherwise, it will offend people.

No, it's not an expense, it's an investment.

Now he has four daughters, hahaha.

He didn't believe it, these uncles and aunts had the nerve to divide a penny into four for his precious daughters, if that happened then, they would have to say a few words against them.

Hum hum!
Now, the biggest daily expense is food.

These half-grown children can really eat, but the six or seven who don't eat well at home come here and all of them are like little wolf dogs, rushing to eat.

This is the benefit of having a large number of people. Eating also requires an atmosphere. When there are many people, a few people with good appetites will lead the rest of the people to have good appetites, especially children. If you praise them a few words, yes, then you can't wait to eat with a bowl.

breakfast.

Looking at the children at the three tables in the living room who were eating and eating vegetables, Xie Chunlan didn't know what expression to make. She turned to Li Guizhi who was resting by the side and said awkwardly: "Mother-in-law, this is what our family is doing. On the farm, I grow wheat and corn at home, otherwise so many children really can’t afford it, a bag of fifty catties of rice and flour, it’s only been two days, and it’s gone again.”

Li Guizhi rubbed his sore arms, and said with a smile: "Eat well, and grow fast. Wang Biao made more than them when he was young."

"I have to call their parents sooner rather than later. It's too tiring to pick them up. Look at how busy you are these days. You can hardly stand up every day." Xie Chunlan said.

Li Guizhi hurriedly said: "Don't, what's the matter, why are you and Wang Biao helping to cook, and besides, our family is full of big pots of rice and big pots of vegetables, so it's easy, these children are so lively here, you didn't see the old man Old lady, old man and old lady, do they look at these children and smile every day? Our family is very rare for children. We will let them spend this year’s Chinese New Year here, and let them go back after the Chinese New Year.”

"Emma, ​​please don't, it won't exhaust you to death, it's too much."

(End of this chapter)