The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 354 Chapter 160 VII I'm so fucking thanking you, Ron (please recommend a monthly ticket)
Shen Na doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement.

Standing on the entrance of the building, he said with a smirk: "Husband, don't worry, I will never tell Xiaofei, Zitong and the others are not ticklish."

Wang Biao looked at Shen Na in amazement for a moment, are you my dear wife or the devil?

Is this telling these little bastards I'm not ticklish?
You are afraid that I will not be tickled by them.

I'm stupid, people will die when they are kicked.

I, I really can't thank you Ron!

When Shen Yifei, Shen Zitong, Xie Yuchen and others heard this, they all looked at Shen Na, all of them were surprised.

"Little aunt hahaha we didn't hear anything."

Everyone yelled a few times, and looked at Wang Biao, who was frightened, with a smirk on his face.

"Baa baa baa, little uncle, our father and I are close to each other."

"Little uncle, I heard that you are not ticklish. I don't believe it. I will try."

"Little uncle, I am the least believer in your nephew, and I don't believe that you are not ticklish."

"And me, and me, Xiaochao, Xiaoqi, the two of you hold down my little uncle's feet and take off his socks."

"Well, hahaha, Brother Seven, take Grandma Wang's feather duster and pluck out a few hairs. This thing is the most itchy."

Wang Biao was so frightened that he almost flew out, frightened and angry, while struggling fiercely while cursing: "Shen Yichen, your father has a head, look at me and kick you to cry, you little king hahahahahaha , Emma, ​​help me."

I don't know who scratched his creaking hole, and all the strength in his body suddenly vented.

Under the piercing laughter, the whole person instantly became limp as mud.

He is like this, the most ticklish, as long as he is scratched, he will laugh uncontrollably and feel powerless.

It is precisely because of this weakness.

The younger sister Wang Yangcai has been taking care of him since she was a child, and every time he goes crazy, the little girl can't scratch him anymore, so she just tickles.

Miserable laughter, bad laughter, shouts, and yelling filled the villas on the first and second floors.

Fortunately, this house is full of materials, otherwise the roof would have been blown off by the noise of these brats.

"Emma, ​​I can't stand it, hahahahaha, dad, help me, hahahaha"

"Mom, mom, come and save me, ah ha ha ha."

Shen Na doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, while laughing frantically and heartlessly, she takes a vibrato joke with her mobile phone.

Shen Hai glared at his heartless daughter with a grin, then walked downstairs with Yuetong in his arms, cursing as he went downstairs: "Stop making trouble, I'll ruin your little uncle soon!" gone."

"Did you hear that? Xiaofei, you little bastard, why are you still so old?"

Shen Na said to the mobile phone: "Did you see, the old man is so distressed about his good son-in-law."

Xie Chunlan also stood by the railing, and cursed at the children below: "Let go of your little uncle, he's crying with laughter, and he'll start laughing and twitching in a while."

Shen Hai came downstairs, saw Wang Biao laughing with tears in his eyes, his voice hoarse, he raised his leg and kicked the buttocks of the children who were still riding on Wang Biao's lap, sweeping the soles of their feet with a chicken feather.

"Get off, get off, you little bastards are going to heaven, aren't you? Go down quickly."

He kicked them one by one.

In the end, he patted Shen Yifei's butt with extra force.

"Oh, Third Grandpa, there's something wrong with you. You kick others lightly, but you kick me so hard." Shen Yifei jumped up, clutching his buttocks in protest.

Wang Biao finally escaped from the clutches, but he lay on the ground for three to four minutes before recovering.

He wiped his tears with his hands, and cursed at a group of little bastards: "You little bastards have no conscience, it's in vain that I treat you so well, and you actually do such a crazy thing to me."

Shen Zitong spread his hands, put on a naive look, stared at the two big innocent eyes and said: "Little uncle, what you said is wrong, why have we lost our conscience? We are just a group of people who love to seek the truth, we just want to know The desire is very strong, let’s see if you are really ticklish.”

"That's right, I thought you were not ticklish at first, but we didn't know until now that you are really ticklish now." Xie Yuchen said.

"You" Wang Biao: "you can do it, I admit it, hurry up and wash your hands, grab your bowls and chopsticks, and eat later."

Shen Yifei is not a member of the old Shen family, no, it is all of these people who have a slight blood relationship with Shen Na, Du Teniang's kind of heartless.

Listen to eat.

One by one went to the cupboard to get the dishes and chopsticks, making a lot of noise.

"Oh oh oh, eat, eat."

"Grandpa Wang's pancake is my favorite."

"Cookers, cookers, we are happy cookers."

"Yaoyao Cheke is making trouble, we are happy cooks."

When there are too many people, certain words or emotions will be easily contagious.

Soon.

Twenty or thirty children all sang rice cookers, rice cookers, we are happy cookers.

Even the four little fairies of the Wang family who were a few months old were humming and shaking their little fists.

It's so cute it's heart-melting.

Wang Biao yelled at a group of nephews and nephews who gave him provocative glances: "Cookers? I think you are all dung-making machines."

Since there is no electric baking pan, and Wang Honggang can only use a large pan to pancake.

Because of the shape of the big iron pot and the design of the stove pit.

The big pot can only bake five cakes at most.

Because pancakes must burn corn stalks, the temperature of the pot is limited, and the temperature at the edge will be much lower than that at the bottom.

Laowang pancakes have four specialties.

One is the water temperature of kneading noodles, the other is kneading and waking up the noodles, the third is the method of oiling, and the fourth is the heat.

He needs to control all these by himself. When the fire is lit, both Wang Biao and his mother Li Guizhi have to strictly follow his instructions to add firewood.

He said one is one, and two is two.

Even the old aunt Wang Hongjuan admires the baked cakes. She has been making noodle dishes for more than 20 years, and has made cakes with electric baking pans for more than ten years, but she can't make oil cakes like Wang Honggang's.

There are several layers of a cake, and there is still a hint of sweetness after eating, and each cake is oily and yellow.

Full color and flavor.

Children plus adults, a total of 38 people, each rationed from four to one piece of cake, baked a total of 98 chapters of cake.

It took nearly [-] pots to bake, and it took a full two hours.

Fortunately, the old aunt Wang Hongjuan came back to help knead the dough and roll the cakes, otherwise she would have to work for four hours.

The little ones eat first, and the older ones press down.

This cake, like dumplings, tastes best just out of the pan.

Wang Biao took Yifei Zitong and several others to serve cakes and dishes to a group of primary school students for dinner.

Children love to imitate adults, and they like the way their uncle Wang Biao eats.

Treat the pancakes as pancakes, put them on a plate, add scallions and cucumber strips, coriander, and then add egg sauce, one roll, take a bite of the pancake, and serve it with a beef soup or mutton soup with red chili oil flowers, That taste, indescribably beautiful.

Shen Yifei and Shen Zitong also liked this kind of food, they thought it was much more delicious than Shandong pancakes, the pancakes were like beef tendon paper, it took a lot of effort to take a bite, it was not like this pancake.

Even the pancakes sold by BJ are not as good as Grandpa Wang's pancakes with green onions.

"It's delicious, it's delicious."

"This is the best pancake I've ever had."

"Tomorrow I will eat this big pancake."

"Grandpa Wang, Grandpa Wang will bake pancakes for us every day from now on, okay?"

As soon as Wang Hong heard it, he sat down on the ground: "You can let your grandpa Wang live a few more years, and if you cook another pot, your grandpa Wang will be exhausted to death."

"Hahahahaha." Wang Biao laughed loudly: "What's the matter, Dad, you don't care about the children, don't you say that you are willing to give them anything to eat, you can cook whatever you want, why are you retreating?" Woolen cloth?"

"Fuck your mother and have a firecracker, you fucking go and bake it, I'm going to break my waist and Taiwan."

"Hahahahaha, Grandpa Wang is really interesting. Swearing at people is so fun. Go to your mother and have a firecracker, hahahaha. Really interesting." A bratty child started to learn.

Shen Na, who happened to be at the side, heard it, waved her hand and slapped the little bastard on the back of the head, "What are you talking about? Can you say this? You deserve a beating. Let me hear you learn to swear and beat you to death."

While eating, Wang Biao habitually swiped Douyin with his mobile phone, and suddenly saw a very familiar and memorable video.

The title of the video is marked on the header, which is very eye-catching.

Shocked: There are more than a dozen "big men" in a rural area in Northeast China who ravaged a quiet scholar so frantically.

He clicked on it, and it was the scene of him being kicked by such brats like Shen Yifei.

"Shen Na, I will fight with you."

After dinner.

Wang Biao took a few older children to pick up the bowls and chopsticks, cleaned them, put them in the disinfection cabinet for disinfection, and played two more games.

"Okay, it's been an hour, kids, put on your battle armor, let's go out for a snowball fight."

"Alright, it's time for a snowball fight. I must bury my little uncle in the snow today."

"Xiao Fei, you little brat, just wait for a while, I was the favorite of your brat before, and I worked the hardest."

The young and old are gearing up, saying the harshest words, and wearing the fastest clothes.

Cotton trousers, snow boots, goose down overalls and down jackets, hats and gloves are all available.

Shen Na is also a playful person. After handing over the child to her parents, mother-in-law and grandpa, she couldn't wait to rummage through the boxes to find her own equipment for the occasion.

Women, especially beautiful, fastidious and delicate women, not to mention clothing.

Even the towels are very meticulous.

Wipe your face, your hair, your body, your feet, your hands.

Unlike Wang Biao.

Washing your face, taking a bath and washing your hair are done with a towel.

Two 10 minutes later.

The gate of the old Wang's house opened, and a large group of people rushed out. Under the leadership of Wang Biao, they walked towards the land on the other side of the brick factory.

There is a lot of snow dumped on the ground there.

Perfect for snowball fights.

There are bunkers and endless snow, so you can play however you want.

If you are tired, you can go to the cattle farm to keep warm.

Today is the thirteenth day of the first lunar month. Although it is not yet the fifteenth day, the moonlight is very bright. Under the reflection of the white snow, the visibility is higher than that at dusk.

A large group of people laughed and laughed and quickly approached the destination.

Wang Biao and Shen Na habitually took short Douyin videos with their mobile phones.

This is their invisible wealth, which can be turned into a large amount of money at any time.

Just before Wang Biao was kicked and the short video of the children eating later, as well as Lao Wang’s pancake video and dialogue, they have already had more than 100 million views and nearly [-] red hearts on their respective Douyin. liked.

Wang Biao and Shen Na are the real No. 2000 Internet celebrities in Jiang Yuan, with nearly [-] million fans.

Since his marriage proposal video became popular, many companies and manufacturers have come to them to discuss cooperation and let them bring the goods. The revenge and cheat fees are very generous. It can be said that the money is faster than his own farming and pig raising. Much easier.

However, he doesn't want to cheat people. His goal in life is to be a real and practical enterprise like Ren Zhengfei, Cao Dewang, and Dong Mingzhu, which can contribute to the country, provide a large number of jobs for the society, and contribute to the country. It is also good for the people.

Especially Ren Zhengfei, Mr. Ren, that is his number one male god besides Grandpa Mao, Premier Zhou Gong, and Premier Zhu.

Making a communication company so worrying and frightening for the US emperor and the US dog, and making the president of the most powerful empire shameless, launched political relations again and again to encircle and destroy harm.

Mobilize people, companies and other allies to boycott Huawei.

This shows what?
It shows that Huawei is really doing too well, which makes them feel a sense of crisis, worrying that their first seat as a technological overlord will be robbed.

If Mr. Ren thinks highly of him, he is very happy to bring goods to Huawei.

He has already thought about the year-end bonus for the employees of the farm this year.

Everyone has a new Huawei mobile phone.

Sent according to how much the position contributes.

Conscientious mate40pro, mate40, p40, and nova7, 8 series.

All he can do is to buy some Huawei products and encourage his fans to use Huawei, so that Huawei can breathe a little easier under the siege of the US dog.

That's it.

Xue Zhang, Wang Biao, Shen Yifei and others beat them very brutally.

Each of the snowballs was bigger than a fist. Sometimes, they would just pick up a hardened blood clot of tens of centimeters and smash it on the body.

Really let this group of BJ Huaguduo taste the origin of the word snowball.

At this time, Wang Biao walked around a big snowdrift, picked up a snowball as big as a suitcase, and came behind Shen Yifei who was holding the snowballs handed over by his younger brothers and hitting the old Xie's group.

"Get out of the way, nephews."

He yelled and rushed forward quickly.

Seeing this, the little guy spread his legs and scattered away. Shen Yifei looked behind him and saw Wang Biao running towards him holding an extremely large snowball. He was less than three meters away from him at this moment.

"Fuck me, do you want to be so ruthless, little uncle!"

He screamed, and Sa Yazi was about to run away.

"Go to your father's feet, let's see the guy." Wang Biao said with both arms, and threw a big snowball directly on Shen Yifei's back.

Shen Yifei's tragic situation immediately caused the others to gloat and burst into laughter.

This thing is too much fun.

Shen Na kept taking pictures with her mobile phone, leaning back and forth with a smile.

But I felt that the effect seemed to be a bit off, so I walked up to Shen Yifei's head, raised my foot to light the back of Shen Yifei's head, and stepped on it, directly stepping Shen Yifei's face that fascinated thousands of girls, deeply into the thick In the snow.

"Hahahahaha, all right!"

Shen Yifei pulled his head out of the snow, spit out a few mouthfuls of snow foam, turned his snow-covered face to look at Wang Biao and Shen Na.

"Inhumane, inhumane, little aunt, are you my real aunt? I am the eldest son and grandson of the old Shen family."

(End of this chapter)