The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 362 Stupid People Have Stupid Blessings

Zhao Yufu laughed and said, "What about ten catties of potatoes? Then I'll catch two more big geese, otherwise there's nothing delicious in a pot full of potatoes."

Wang Guoqiang said: "Two are enough to eat, you catch ten big geese."

Zhao Feng said with a smile: "Third Master, don't let my uncle catch ten, otherwise he will definitely commit a crime."

"Fuck you, how about burying your uncle? Big geese are not seafood, so how can they eat ventilation." Zhao Yufu scolded with a smile.

Wang Guoshan shouted loudly: "Others can't eat gout, you are a pig, others eat a big goose for three days, you can make a whole ton of croaking geese, it's strange if you don't have gout."

The other employees in the room laughed loudly.

Wang Biao and Shen Na also laughed, the third brother, he is always playing around when he is free.

Zhao Yufu was laughed at by dozens of people, and suddenly he couldn't get off the stage, his round face turned red all of a sudden.

Seeing this, Shen Na smiled and said, "Okay, okay, grandpa, you two, sir, don't bully me, old Zhao."

Wang Biao also said: "Now let's start to grab prizes. One person can only grab one time. Let me see if I grab it from the table in the south. Don't huh, come one table at a time."

As he spoke, he lifted the cardboard box containing the small white balls and shook it for a while, then placed the cardboard box on the table of these college students in the pig farm.

"I'll come first, hahaha I don't want the first prize, I just want the second prize."

"You seem stupid. You don't want the first prize, but you want the second prize."

"The first prize is the three gasoline bunkers. Why do I want that? Huawei mate40Pro is more fragrant."

Wang Guoshan raised his head and shouted: "If you don't catch it, then I will catch it. It's just a matter of autumn."

"Brother, why are you thinking about good things? I still want to catch those three donkeys."

The prize grab has begun.

Everyone at the table caught a ball in a short while.

"What number did you catch?"

"Number seven."

"Number Seven? Not bad, where are the three ducks?"

"What, I want 40 beautiful legs." The college student was disappointed, "What size did you get?"

"Damn, I smoke more than you, number 29, one chick."

Another person said: "Don't be dissatisfied, take ten catties of potatoes back after get off work, and there will be dinner for dinner."

"I am number five."

"I'll wipe it, did you break the button of the paper when you went to the toilet, it's too smelly."

"Tumbleweed, you've just scratched the paper."

The conversation at this table made everyone laugh out loud.

"Hahaha, these college students were unlucky, and a table of people grabbed the seventh prize."

"This prize must belong to me."

"We have something to play, and the top five prizes are still reserved. According to the probability, it's too easy for us to win."

Xiao Gang shouted excitedly at this time: "Brother, bring me here, my hands are so hot that I can't wait for this first prize."

"After a while, the next table will be yours." Wang Biao said with a smile.

Li Chao said to Xiao Gang: "Xiao Gang, the more you shout, the less you will get the first prize. Be careful."

"You don't understand, I have this feeling. When I have this feeling when playing mahjong, I can win the big prize." Xiao Gang said.

Li Kexin said with a smile: "Brother Gang, let's make a bet, let's see who will catch the best."

"Come on, what are you talking about gambling?" Chen Xiaogang smiled.

Li Kexin said: "If you don't get a good prize, how about giving your own prize to a good one?"

"Okay, let me tell you, I won't let you this time, so don't play around with me." Xiao Gang said.

Li Kexin said: "I'm still afraid that you will play tricks."

Shen Na smiled at this time: "Sister-in-law will give you two brothers another lottery, and if you win, ask your elder brother to give you another red envelope."

Wang Biao turned his head and said, "What the hell, why should I pay for the two of you, no?"

"Brother, you are really stingy." Li Kexin pouted.

Chen Xiaogang said: "Sister-in-law, have you not enforced the family law for a while? Take a look at my elder brother, he is a bit of a housekeeper."

Li Hongjun scolded with a smile: "You kid is talking nonsense, turn around and see if your elder brother will kick you when he beats you."

"Kick me? Why did you kick me? My sister-in-law beat him, and he beat me? Why, squeeze a soft persimmon." Chen Xiaogang looked at Wang Biao provocatively.

Wang Biao gritted his teeth in hatred: "You just have to yell, this is now, more than 20 years ago, you can see if I will kick you."

While talking, Zhao Feng suddenly yelled: "Hahahaha, I won, I won, I won the third prize, what is the third prize of Da Biao?"

"Well, okay, second brother, you have won the third prize. You are lucky." Hu Dongpo said enviously.

Wang Biao smiled and said, "Congratulations, Uncle, you won a Huawei mobile phone, which is less than 3000 yuan."

At this time, Shen Na returned to the rostrum, picked up the Huawei nova8, and gave it to Zhao Feng. This is the biggest general caught so far.

Zhao Feng took the phone over with joy: "Hahaha, I was planning to buy a new phone, but I didn't expect to find such a good one."

"Second Uncle, open it and I'll activate it for you." Wang Biao said with a smile.

"Well, you give me a whole lot."

Shen Na took the box and moved it to another table. After grabbing this table, only Wang Guoqiang and Wang Guoshan were left waiting for these family members.

After a while, Chen Peng opened the plastic ball and took out a note: "Fourth prize, hahaha, I planted a sheep."

"Okay, this year your family will have a good New Year. Once this sheep is killed, how many pots will it eat?"

"Hey, son of a big peng, you have to greet me, master, when you turn around and kill sheep."

Chen Peng said with a hearty smile: "That's nothing to worry about, come here."

"Okay, you boy is enough."

After a while, Li Chao also shouted: "I also won the sixth prize."

"Congratulations, uncle, the sixth prize is 300 yuan, here it is." Shen Na took out 300 yuan from her pocket and handed it to Li Chao.

At this time, only the first prize, the second prize, and the fifth prize are left.

Only the last table is left for those who catch the prize.

Wang Guoqiang, Wang Guoshan, Li Hongjun, Chen Xiaogang, Wang Yang, Wang Xue, Yu Bingbing, Li Kexin, Li Ning, Wang Hongchao, Li Xiang, Dai Mengyu.

Wang Biao came over with the box in his arms and put it on the table.

Shen Na came to her grandfather Wang Guoqiang, hugged Wang Guoqiang's neck and said, "Grandpa, I will catch it for you later."

"Well, granddaughter, you will catch grandpa later."

Hearing Wang Guoqiang's voice, Wang Yang said, "I'll catch it for you, my lord? Then it'll be mine after I catch it."

"Catch what, I'll let your sister-in-law catch it for me." Wang Guoqiang said.

"Master, I'm your eldest granddaughter. Don't let me arrest you. Let my sister-in-law, who has a foreign surname, arrest you." Wang Yang shouted unconvinced.

He is the girl from the old Wang family.

Wang Biao rolled his eyes helplessly: This old girl really followed the old Wang's family but couldn't speak.

Shen Na's smiling face suddenly became embarrassing, and Wang Yang grabbed her before she could say anything.

Grandpa Wang Guoqiang said: "You can't kiss the eldest granddaughter, you are a married girl, you are a foreigner, and your sister-in-law is from our old Wang family. Granddaughter, you will be caught by grandpa later."

Shen Na's heart suddenly warmed up.

Wang Yang suddenly turned into a bitter face.

Well, she is no longer the most beloved granddaughter in Grandpa's heart.

Shen Na smiled and said, "Grandpa, let my sister catch it."

"No, not to catch him."

When Master San was bickering, Wang Guoshan had already put his hand into the cardboard box, "First prize, first prize."

He was muttering, squeezed the plastic ball, opened it, and said, "No. 41."

Seeing this, Zhao Yufu laughed hahaha: "Emma, ​​the last prize was caught by you, you are stepping on shit."

"Hey, a chick would be nice too."

Others over there also caught up.

One after another, Shen Na reached in and opened it, "Ah, hahahaha the second prize, grandpa, you won the second prize."

"Ah? You took the second prize, sister-in-law, why did you take it? I want to catch it." Wang Yang was very disappointed.

Li Kexin, Li Xiang, Dai Mengyu and others were all disappointed.

They all won the second prize Huawei mate40Pro.

Li Xiangdao: "Master Uncle, I will catch the first prize in a while, let's exchange it."

Wang Guoqiang said with a smile: "Okay, my uncle will change it with you then."

"Hey, my uncle is the one who loves me the most, much better than my grandfather." Li Xiang said happily.

As he said that, he followed Dai Mengyu to pick free throws with eyes full of anticipation.

"First prize, first prize, hey, what, why did I catch an eleven."

"My ninth prize."

"Yes, our family will eat chicken these days."

Li Xiang and Dai Mengyu were extremely disappointed.

Wang Yang, Wang Xue, and the others also finished catching the generals one after another, but no one got the first prize.

"Brother, did you not let go of the first prize?" Chen Xiaogang said.

Everyone has been caught, so why must they not be caught yet?

"Yeah, did you keep the first prize in your pocket? That's not okay, it's a secret operation." Wang Xue coaxed.

Shen Na was stunned: "No, I let the penalty ball go. Why do we cheat on this thing?"

"What about the prize?"

Wang Biao was also stunned, the box was empty, why did he lose the first prize.

"Hey, which one of you hasn't drawn the lottery yet?"

Xiao Gang also stood up and shouted: "Who, who hasn't opened the free ball yet?"

As soon as the two brothers shouted, the other 40 or so people also looked around, wanting to see if there was this mysterious first prize and who caught it out.

At this time, Wang Biao heard a voice beside him: "I, I can't read, Da Biao, look at my prizes?"

Wang Biao looked down and saw that it was his uncle Li Ning, and the big guys also looked over suddenly. When Wang Xue heard this, he leaned over and reached out to grab the note in Li Ning's hand.

"Uncle, let me show you, ah, the first prize, Emma, ​​the first prize was captured by my uncle."

Li Ning couldn't believe his ears: "Huh? I caught it?"

Seeing this, Wang Guoshan smiled unwillingly and said: "Stupid people are lucky to be stupid. We all scrambled to catch it, but in the end we caught a little hen. Look at my old nephew, who was so sluggish that he didn't fight or snatch it, and actually caught it." a first prize."

(End of this chapter)