The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 39 Donkey and Dog Duet (Crying for Monthly Ticket and Recommendation Ticket)
In Wang Biao's dream, he dreamed that the average subscription had exceeded [-] yuan, and the monthly manuscript fee was like a big pot of white and fat dumplings, all of which fell into his cauldron.

Up to now, less than half a year after writing, I bought a high-end commercial house of more than 150 square meters in the city, and was chased by six or seven beautiful girls who insisted on marrying him. .

"Hey, Xiaoli, Xiaoli, don't be like this, don't be like this, Xiaoyue is still on the side, hey, Xiaoyue, hey stop, stop, why are you still licking my face, don't mind, don't mind, this is in broad daylight , I won’t follow, hey.”

"Hey, fuck, why is this still biting, hey, stop talking."

Wang Biao opened his eyes in a daze, tilted his head and saw a huge black dog with its pink tongue sticking out its head, rushing towards his big face again.

"Fuck, Wangfu, why the fuck did you come into the house again, fuck off, I bah, bah, bah, bah, bah." Wang Biao is disgusting, what the fuck is Xiaoli and Xiaoyue The bewitching beauty, it turned out to be Wang Fu, a bastard.

He hurriedly jumped off the ground, fetched a basin of water and began to wash his face, this bastard has a history of eating chicken and pig manure.

The old man just came in from the outside, just in time to see Wang Biao rushing to the outer room to wash his face, yelling and cursing, "Biao, what's the matter?"

"Grandfather, go out again, close the door, don't let this dog thing in again, and come close to the house to lick me again."

As he spoke, he raised his leg and kicked Wangfu, "Day by day, I'm going to drive you to hire someone, and I'll torment me when the time comes, but you won't be hungry, so I'll tie it up tomorrow, let's see you How dare you torment me." After washing his face, Wang Biao kicked Wang Fu who came over with a dog food bowl in his mouth and stood in front of him wagging his tail.

Although he said so, he still dug a bowl of dog food from his pocket, poured it into the dog food bowl, and then added another basin of water.

Although Wangfu is only six months old now, he is almost as tall as Lai Qian. If you don't compare, his height is only wider than his chest, and he is even wider than Lai Qian. He looks very mighty.

In this world, the best supplement is goat milk. What kind of beef and muscles are all weak. Looking at Wangfu and looking at Laiqian Laifu, they all grew up drinking goat milk. Shiny, with a huge physique, full of bone, and even more physical endurance.

It's just money, and after giving birth to fifteen cubs, I was pretty overstretched, but after drinking two glasses of goat milk a day with Laifu for less than a month, my capillaries were shiny again, my shoulders were broad and my body was round.

After wiping his face and putting on his glasses, Wang Biao couldn't wait to pick up his mobile phone, click on the writer's assistant, and enter the statistics to see. Four shiny Arabic numerals broke into his eyes, and his fists were clenched instantly.

Three thousand five hundred and seventy-eight! ! !

"Okay, okay, damn, it's beautiful, the average order has finally passed three thousand, and my book is also a high-quality book." Wang Biao's face turned red with excitement, and he waved his arms wildly.

No.11 was launched in March, and now on May 30th, another [-] words have been updated, and the average subscription has finally exceeded [-]. It has entered the boutique, and the novels have been subscribed to more than [-]. For every online author, especially Xiaobai The author is particularly important. This will not only affect your income, but more importantly, you can get more opportunities for recommendation and exposure, so that more book friends can see your book. With the quality and quantity guaranteed, your grades will definitely increase steadily.

This is an extremely benign beginning and turning point.

The old man looked at Wang Biao, who was throwing his fists and dancing wildly in the air, and shook his head with a smile. In the past two months, he has become used to Wang Biao coming here and there from time to time. baby yes.

Every day except for dogs and computers, I don’t know how to go out and meet little girls. I see the five sons of the old Zhao family. They are so stupid. They haven’t read the first grade of elementary school, but they have never been short of women. They beat a daughter-in-law away. In a few days, he brought back a new daughter-in-law.

Hey.
Wang Biao resisted the wildness in his heart, clicked on the draft box, selected chapters 250 to 260, and chapter 256 manuscripts, set the automatic update time, and then filled in after the chapter name of chapter [-] (congratulations, all ordered [-] , five chapters will be updated today!)

After posting the contents of Chapter 256, he happily came to the front room to eat. After eating, he took the three dogs along the west side and was about to walk towards the tree path in front of the village.

When he had just reached the southwest corner of the village, a three-to-four agricultural locomotive full of broken bricks and rotten tiles came from the east on the road in front of the first pole.

"Second Uncle, what are you taking away from your family?" Wang Biao shouted to Zhao Feng who was in the driving basket. Bad life, just took an unruly daughter-in-law.

Zhao Feng stopped the car and lived with a loud voice: "Which belongs to my family, it's my uncle's house. Isn't this house demolished today? Hey, didn't your family also report it? When will your house be demolished?"

Wang Biao frowned, looked at Zhao Feng suspiciously, and pulled his neck to look in the direction of Zhang Baotun's house, but no, the two small tile houses with ridges of asbestos tiles were gone.

"I don't know, you're busy, I'll go and have a look."

Wang Biao summoned three dogs and came to the old Zhang's house. It turned out that at this time, more than a dozen men and women in the courtyard were picking up whole bricks from the ruins. Bricks and other things were loaded into another four-wheeled vehicle with two dump buckets.

What's the situation?
Why has his house been robbed, but my house has not been moved? No, I have to go back and ask.

Not in the mood for strolling anymore, Wang Biao took the dog back home directly.

"Mom, when will our family be picked up? I think Lao Zhang's family has been picked up."

Li Guizhi said without any surprise: "I know, our family's situation is different from others, we have to wait for the next batch."

"What's the difference? Isn't it for five-guarantee households and disabled families to build houses? The next batch? Is it because Murakami is messing around again?" Wang Biao asked suspiciously in a bad tone.

Seals were pasted last year, but they were all cut off later, not to mention this year.

"They didn't build a house for their old couple. They built it for their little girl. Isn't Zhang Xiaoyue without father and mother? That's why I reported it first. You can write your novel well, every day. It's not enough for you to worry about." Wang Honggang said impatiently.

Wang Biao thought for a while, but said nothing. Even if he didn't report it this time, he could cover it himself. It was just a surprise for his family to have this policy. The subsidy of 3 to [-] yuan was not enough. It doesn't matter if you don't have wages now, the big deal is to burn oil by lighting a lamp, forgetting to eat and sleep, typing [-] characters a day, and earning back the wages in a few months.

"By the way, Mom, our family will stop catching pigs this year. This swine fever is too evil. The previous one went to my aunt's house, and all the two piglets caught by her house died." Wang Biao said.

When Li Guizhi heard this, he flickered, "Really, Zhao Zhanwen's pig died in the backyard yesterday. This pig disaster is really serious. When did your aunt's pig die? It was that African pig." Plague?"

"I don't know if it died last week. People from Tingshu Epidemic Prevention Station went to the station, and the inspection said it was no, but it was not accurate. But our family shouldn't buy it this year. This piglet costs 700 yuan. It's going to die. , Don’t you waste your money, making dumplings for the Chinese New Year, you can buy [-] to [-] catties of beef or donkey meat with the money, isn’t making dumplings better than pork?” Wang Biao said, although he said this to see Looking at his mother, he actually said it to his father.

His father is worse than him, once he drinks a little wine and thinks about the matter, it must be done without a doubt, no matter what anyone says, it's useless.

Wang Hong just snorted, "If you don't kill pigs during Chinese New Year, then it's still called Chinese New Year?"

"Mom, what do you think?" Wang Biao gave Wang Honggang a speechless glance, and then looked at Li Guizhi.

Li Guizhi gave Wang Honggang a hard look, "What should I buy? This pig disaster is so serious, what if I die?"

While muttering, Chen Zhiguo opened the door and entered the house, and asked with a smile: "What's the noise in your house?"

"Second uncle." Wang Biao said.

"Second brother-in-law is here, isn't it? This year's swine fever is so evil, Wang Biao said don't buy piglets this year, but this ancestor refuses to do it and insists on buying, isn't it because he doesn't understand human language?" Li Guizhi said.

Wang Honggang pulled his face, and looked at Li Guizhi angrily, "Yes, I don't understand human language, but your mother can understand."

Chen Zhiguo said with a smile: "What people Guizhi and Wang Biao said is not unreasonable. The third son's family pig has only died for a few days, and the fourth piglet bought it back home, and died within three days. Your second sister I wanted to catch pigs at the Dahua Fair yesterday, but I didn't let me."

Wang Hong just looked at it, puffed up his cheeks and stopped talking, hum, buy it or not, it doesn't matter what you girls say, the money is in my pocket.

"Second uncle, what do you want?"

"Don't take anything, I have something to do with your mother." Chen Zhiguo said to Li Guizhi: "Guizhi, if you have nothing to do with your family, you can farm with me and your second sister tomorrow. If you don't feel tired, just stay with your second sister." He lowered his head to help change the drip irrigation pipe, planted seeds and planted chemical fertilizers, and helped to bury and expose the ground." Chen Zhiguo said.

Wang Biao made eye contact with his mother, then shook his head again.

Li Guizhi looked at it and said, "What can I do? How can I do this?"

"Easy, your second sister can do it." Chen Zhiguo said again.

Looking at his mother's expression, Wang Biao knew that his mother would definitely help this time. She was good in every way, just like him, she couldn't bear to refuse others, no, she was even more shameless than him.

"Second Uncle, you should find someone else. Our house is about to be demolished. How can we do it?"

Chen Zhiguo looked back at Wang Biao, and then said to Li Guizhi again: "Guizhi, you have to do this job, and you have to do it if you don't. Your second sister and I really can't find anyone else, so I won't let you do it for nothing." , give wages, eighty a day."

Li Guizhi looked at Chen Zhiguo in distress, and then at Wang Biao.

"Guizhi, even if you help, you have to help. Otherwise, your second sister and I will not be able to do it even if we run around and vomit blood. Besides, you help, and we will harvest in autumn later. If the land is sold for money, your family’s expenses can be deducted a lot less, and when your family is picking up the house, your second sister and I can help you.”

"Okay." Li Guizhi had no choice but to agree, and said that eighty a day would be a lot.

When Wang Biao heard this, he was so angry, he glanced at it, turned his head and went back to the backyard.

He really doesn't understand his mother, it's not enough to keep up with being cheated, he was tricked by his brother the year before last, and this year he joined the cooperative again, it was his second uncle who worked for many years and didn't make any money, He also invested hundreds of thousands of dollars in the cooperative, and only raised 5 yuan to their family and his old uncle. It has been five or six years and the principal has not been repaid.

Cooperatives in other places give money first, but Chen Zhiguo's cooperative is good, and each family that joins the cooperative has to contribute 5000 yuan of start-up capital for each land.

This is such an obvious way of borrowing chickens to lay eggs, empty hands and white wolves, but his parents are obsessed with ghosts. Yes, hey, he joined, and he couldn't stop him.

This time, he, a big laborer, has another job to do!

Early the next morning, it was just dawn.

Chen Xiaogang drove a blue Lovol Leopard 204-horsepower tractor, and pulled a four-ridge no-tillage machine modified with drip irrigation pipes to the front of Wang Biao's house.

At this time, it was not yet five o'clock.

After Xiaogang closed the car, he opened the door of the driver's building and came to the entrance of the selling point. He opened the door, but didn't open it, and looked into the inner room while leaning on the window.

"Second Uncle, open the door. What time is it? Can't pay back the kang." He patted the window and shouted.

Wang Honggang, who was lying on the pillow and listening to storytelling with earphones on, looked up when he heard the sound, and saw Chen Xiaogang's big face stuck to the window, so he hurriedly took off the earphones and got dressed.

"Oh, don't sleep, your old nephew is here."

After he woke up Li Guizhi, Wang Honggang walked to the outer room in slippers and opened the door.

"What time is it? I can't afford it." Xiao Gang said in a loud voice.

Wang Honggang chuckled, "I got up early, and I was lying on my stomach listening to novels. I haven't eaten yet. Let your second aunt do it early. After eating, you can go to farm."

"Don't worry, I have to adjust the car. He has to plant a big ridge with two rows. Hey, if he doesn't have a lot of land, I won't plant it for him. Good guy, just weld the frame of the drip irrigation pipe and the birch plow. It cost 5000 yuan including labor and materials." Chen Xiaogang said.

"The shunting fee is not troublesome, why don't I ask your elder brother to get up and help you fix it." Li Guizhi said while getting dressed and folding the quilt.

Xiao Gang said: "No, let him sleep. I'll call Chen Zhiguo later and ask him to come over and fix things with me, just tighten the screws, adjust the seed box and blades and so on."

"Is it easy to adjust?" Wang Honggang asked.

"It's a good way to tune, but it's troublesome." Then, Chen Xiaogang called Chen Zhiguo, "Hey, second uncle, I'm Xiaogang, I'm at my second aunt, come over after dinner, and help me tune No-till machine."

Before 06:30, Wang Biao turned over irritably. Although Wangfu didn’t enter the house today to use his head as a popsicle, he was lying on the window sill outside, looking at him barking through the glass called.

Although it is separated by two layers of glass, the thick and loud barking sound is like barking in your ear.

"Ahhh!" Wang Biao howled a few times, picked up the sock that was thrown into a ball on the kang, and threw it at the window with his hand, "Wangfu, you bastard, get out of here, and if you bark again, I will Damn kick you to death, get out!"

In the hearts of the three dogs, he is naturally extremely majestic. When Xiao Wangfu saw his master was angry, he stopped barking, but he didn't go down either. He lay on the window and looked at Wang Biao helplessly, with a pitiful expression on his face. dog look.

Wang Biao was lying on the kang, closing his eyes and preparing to go back to sleep. Yesterday he wrote the manuscript until past twelve o'clock, so he was really sleepy.

But before waiting for three seconds, there was another thunderous donkey braying outside.

"Ah~" Wang Biao went crazy for a moment, it's so bad, damn it, I have to let his father sell this big female donkey today.

(End of this chapter)