The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 62 A woman is a creature with mysterious hair!

Chapter 62 A woman is a creature with mysterious hair!

Wang Biao felt that his worries were unnecessary, because now, two weeks have passed, and Shen Na talks to him every day, and sends him photos and short selfie videos, making his snot bubbles come out up.

Every day is filled with hope and anticipation.

Recently, Shen Na went to work at a school called SK Royal Children's English Training, and became a leader.

Did she ever say that she is a woman with a strong professionalism, so now every day he restrains his desire to chat, and only sends a few short messages in the morning and noon to say hello, and what he looks forward to most is the evening, when he can Chat more.

"Your Highness Manman, it's time to get up, change clothes, wash up and eat. There are still many government affairs papers to review today."

Wang Biao didn't look in the mirror, otherwise he would definitely see his cheap expression and tone at this time, just like a person like He Shen who specializes in getting rich by slapping horses and getting promoted, with a cheap expression on his face and his mouth. tone.

As soon as Shen Na turned over, she stretched out her tender and white arms like lotus root from under the bed, picked up her mobile phone, "I don't go to work today."

"Ah? Isn't it Monday?" Wang Biao wondered.

"This unit is closed on Mondays and Tuesdays, and works on Saturdays and Sundays. The barber shop is open now. Today I'm going to get Tony's hair cut. It's too long."

"Tony? Why do I feel like every barbershop has a teacher named Tony?"

"Hahaha, you don't understand this. If the barber shop doesn't have a Tony, it means that his haircut is not good."

Wang Biao was amused, what else is there to say?Why didn’t I notice it before? When he was working in BJ, he always cut his hair for three years in the Lijin Barbershop between Dongcai Dumpling Restaurant and Jingkelong Supermarket, opposite the compound of the National Forestry and Grassland Ministry. From Dagong to the director and store manager, they have all cut it, but there is no one named Tony.

"Is that right? That's right. From now on, I'll call Tony when I enter the barber shop for a haircut. If no one talks to me, I'll turn around and go to another one. Because there's no Tony in his house, the haircut must be bad."

"Hahahaha, you are so funny, I laughed so hard! I laughed away the drowsiness I felt when I returned to the cage."

Wang Biao said: "You must wear a mask when you go out, and don't get your eyes wet when washing your hair. Experts say that the virus can also be transmitted through the eyelids and eye membranes."

"Well, I see."

"Actually, your hair doesn't grow long now, and the back doesn't even reach the root of your neck."

"No, it's too long. I cut my short hair every two weeks. It's been so long now. I really can't stand it. It affects my image of a capable and strong woman in the workplace too much."

"OK then!"

After writing the novel until noon, Wang Biao couldn't bear it anymore, and hurriedly sent a WeChat to Shen Na: "Is the editing finished?"

"What a coincidence, I just finished cutting, and now I'm driving home."

"!"

"Wait!" After a while, Shen Na sent a photo.

Looking at the photos on the phone, Wang Biao couldn't help being infatuated for a moment, and the softest part of his heart was hit suddenly.

Short black hair, a few broken bangs, fluffy, revealing a smooth forehead, light natural two thin eyebrows, hanging on two big eyes, today she still wears colored contact lenses in her eyes, Comes with a charm.

The 3M mask is buckled on her face, and her small face looks more like a melon seed, and it also looks more three-dimensional. There is a black cloak-like fur on her shoulders, which is black and shiny. , fluffy, with a champagne-colored LV scarf hanging inside.

It makes the whole person super temperament, super extravagant and super beautiful.

Wang Biao was at the end of his resignation, because his heart had completely fallen, he had fallen very hopelessly, and he was completely motivated by sex.

It's over, it's over, Lao Tzu's heart is flying out, Shen Na, Shen Na, I think I've completely fallen on you, you big swan, I'm sure I'll eat it.

I must eat you black swan!If I marry you, I will marry you even if I am a grandmother every day, otherwise I will live my life in vain!

"Beautiful, you're so beautiful. Goddess and fairy are both unqualified and vulgar to describe you. You should drive well and talk later. I'll go and soothe my beating little heart!"

Nu Wa created men and women, not fooling around, but after careful consideration, very logical and truthful.

This man and woman are like one yin and one yang. Only when yin and yang are combined can life run smoothly and life be considered perfect. Otherwise, look at yourself, what kind of life was your previous life, worse than your grandson, That's why The Walking Dead doesn't make any sense at all.

The love between a man and a woman is fuel and lubricant, which nourishes each other's body and mind and enables each other to move forward stably.

Time passes the slowest in difficulties, but it passes very quickly in joy and happiness. In a blink of an eye, it is March [-]th.

Wang Biao was deeply depressed, and looked at WeChat with a bitter face. It has been thirteen days since he sent a message to Shen Na at noon on the first day, and there has been no reply from Shen Na.

Although more than ten days had passed, he still remembered everything clearly.

At 28:4000 noon that day, after he finished writing a chapter of more than [-] words and uploaded it, he sent a message to Shen Na as usual: Your Highness, it's lunch time, and there is no sun today, so you should eat more!
After a while, Shen Na sent an emoji, a cartoon picture like a panda, gesticulating OK with a small black hand, followed by the two letters OK on the left.

Afterwards, he also didn't speak, not because he didn't want to speak, but because he was afraid that his talking too much would disturb her and make her feel annoyed.

It wasn't until [-]:[-] in the afternoon that Wang Biao couldn't help but sent another message. It was Wang Xue's daughter, his nine-year-old niece, who was discussing with him which country had the largest land area and what was China's land area? , which country has the largest population.

He thought it was interesting for the little girl to show off with a small mouth, so he took a picture and sent it to Shen Na, but to his surprise, Shen Na didn't reply, and Shen Na didn't reply until the evening, and he was worried about gain and loss , I was so scared that I didn't dare to send messages anymore, and I was even more afraid of sending them and not replying, that would make him fidget and scratch his head too much.

The next day, Wang Biao didn't dare to send a message until the afternoon—Your Highness, have you had dinner yet?
The main thing is that today I saw Shen Na posting a photo of her at work with a sentence. It would be more perfect if there were flowers and a cup of milk tea at this time.

To be honest, Wang Biao really wanted to turn over at this moment and bring milk tea and flowers to her.

However, it couldn't be done.

After that, I posted it every day, and on the [-]th day, I specially made up a funny joke and sent it.

The eunuch with a pen goes to the jade case: If you have a book, you will play early, but if you don’t have a book, you will retreat!
The ministers are silent!

At this time, the big fool Wang Biao walked out of the queue, bowed and began to play:
I would like to report to His Highness Manman, the wind is blowing from north to south today, the wind speed is two to three, and it is very cold. I hope that my king will add Diaoqiu to protect against the cold spring.

The Manman Queen: Wang Aiqing, this king has found out, you kneel down and get the hell out!

cover!
However, no information was received.

Many circles of friends were also deleted, Wang Biao was completely panicked, really panicked.

Did someone send him flowers and milk tea that day, did she have someone else in her heart?
The next day, Wang Biao finally saw that Shen Na had posted a Moments with a photo - what to do, I was still so sad and wanted to cry.

cry?
Why are you sad?
Could it be her grandfather?

Thinking of this, Wang Biao sent another WeChat message: "What's the matter, is it Grandpa?"

He didn't say anything below, because he was afraid that if the old man passed away, he would be cursing others. Isn't that just asking for scolding?

But the information has always been muddled. In the next few days, until today, there is still no information, but I can still see the beautiful photos posted in her circle of friends every day, which is a bit of comfort.

At least, this proves that Shen Na didn't block him.

In the past two days, he didn't bother Shen Na with a hot face and a cold butt. Now, except for the spineless six beasts, there is only naked blows and inferiority in his heart.

Count yourself as six, she is a young lady in the city, and she is so beautiful, a silk scarf probably almost catches up with his monthly manuscript fee.

She's not handsome, she's not bad, she's just the kind who is anxious to grow bad, marry Shen Na?Isn't that the toad wants to eat swan meat?
I used to take care of myself, that was cultivated and curious. It was when she, the black swan, stood on the rotten mud pond by the lake, and when she lowered her head, she saw him, a toad with a muddy smell, who was about to bloom in spring. Now, the black swan is about to migrate, soaring into the sky from the muddy pond, where else can we see him?

Wang Biao didn't know how to describe the uncomfortable and flustered feeling in his heart. Anyway, it was very painful. He is a simple person, and he belongs to the kind of person who can be touched for a long time by being nice to him. , and also can't hide their true emotions well. Those with low EQ belong to the horrible type.

Oh, what's the matter?
Go to BJ to find him?Walk forty or fifty miles from the train station to find her?
That night, Wang Biao was so flustered that he couldn't write anymore, he picked up his mobile phone and sent a message to Yu Bing, a young lady who worked as an accountant in a city he met on Douyin the year before last.

"Sister, are you busy? Let me ask you a question."

"What's the matter, tell me!"

"Sister, if there is a person walking forty or fifty miles to see you now, will you be moved?"

Yu Bing was startled, what's going on?Is this kid in love with me?No way, he knows that I have a family and children, and I have known each other for so long and have always behaved well?Why do you suddenly ask such a question today?
After thinking about it, she typed and replied: "Who is it, what is the relationship, if it is a lover, it is touching."

Wang Biao couldn't wait to ask: "What if it's unrequited love?"

Yu Bing: "Oh, that's pretty scary."

This is different from what I expected, how can it be scary?

If you know this person likes you, but you don't like him. "

After sending it out, I didn't get a reply right away. Did she think I was talking to her?This can't work, so I have to explain it quickly.

Wang Biao was about to type to explain, but suddenly he felt that the description would become darker and darker?
Thinking of this, he replied: "A woman's mind, I really have to ask, otherwise my novel will be forked again. I think, if the male protagonist walks forty or fifty miles to see the female protagonist, the female protagonist will be very moved." .”

When Yu Bing saw it, his hanging heart suddenly relaxed, and he replied: "Okay, you can write like this."

Wang Biao smiled wryly. He said it was scary just now. Hey, women are really complicated creatures.

"You said it was scary." There was a red sweaty embarrassment on the back.

Yu Bing sent a few more messages: "Then you have to see how they were before, they were scary at first, and then they did a lot of moving things, and the girl was moved.

When Wang Biao saw it, he felt that Yu Bing had a good idea, so he hurriedly sent again: "We had a good chat before and confessed to him, but then the hostess suddenly ignored him and stopped replying to his messages."

Yu Bing replied: "You can't be moved all at once, after all, it's just one thought."

Knowing that she was talking about unrequited love, Wang Biao replied, "Then go a few more times."

"Well, I have to do a lot of things silently. After the girls know about it, they will know who treats him best."

Although there were typos and the words were not coherent, Wang Biao didn't bother to correct them at the moment, and said with emotion: "Hey, I am the worst at writing about feelings and people's hearts."

"You made the wrong interview. At my age, I am not impulsive. At our age, we all have clear goals and directions in doing things. It is impossible to be moved by a little thing."

Lying on the kang with his head up, staring at the white gussets on the roof in a daze, he asked in vain, but got no useful information at all.

Annoying!
Damn, the sin of unrequited love is simply unacceptable.

Why do you always make me feel unrequited love?

Yuelao, Yuelao, did I pluck your white beard, or did I steal your wine?

Cupid, Cupid, why is my love harder than Tang Seng's learning from scriptures?Worse than him.

Fuck!
"Biao, are you sleepy? If you are sleepy, you can lay the kang and sleep with the old man tonight." The old man said distressedly. This day is full of sheep and dogs, and he has to live with the dead old woman. He burned the kang, and spent most of the day sitting in front of the computer writing manuscripts. His waist, back and cervical spine were so painful that he dared not move quickly.

Wang Biao shook his head. He writes and reads until eleven or twelve o'clock every night, but it can't affect the old baby's sleep. Old people like their grandfather don't sleep much at night. I woke up at three o'clock, and the rest of the time I closed my eyes and dozed off, sleeping in the first half of the night.

"Grandfather, have you taken the medicine for tonight?" He asked, the medicine he mentioned was not real medicine, it was soybean lecithin, vitamin E capsules and deep-sea fish oil and so on.

Great-grandmother, grandparents and parents also have their share!

Northeast cuisine is characterized by heavy salt and heavy oil, which is not good for the cardiovascular and cerebrovascular!He doesn't want his family members to suffer from these diseases, especially now that he has the ability and can earn some money, he must let the elderly and elders live healthy and enjoy a happy life for a few more years.

In the past few years at home, almost every month, he could hear the sound of funeral horns in the surrounding villages, two or three times whimpering.

Unexpectedly, when he heard this kind of voice, he was very frightened, especially afraid that the two old treasures would die.

After hesitating for a while, the old man said, "Eat!"

Seeing this, Wang Biao looked into his grandfather's eyes suspiciously, and told him with his intuition that his grandfather had no food. Thinking of this, he got up from the kang and put the bedding on the two corners of the kang. He put the lid on the two old elm wooden boxes, picked up a few bottles of skin care products, poured out the corresponding number of grains from them, and picked up the big enamel vat with peony flowers printed on the grandfather's drinking water, and came to the old man. "Eat it, grandpa, I will watch you eat it myself sooner or later. Look at my grandma, she will feel uncomfortable if you don't let her eat every day!"

"Hmph, she's afraid of death! If you give her a few sheep dung eggs and tell her that eating this honey pill will help her live longer, she'll definitely eat it all." The old man scolded contemptuously, and obediently took it Medicine, start taking.

"Hahahaha." Wang Biao is so happy, these two old babies have been fighting and quarreling for as long as he can remember, until now, they are over 90 years old, and no one looks down on the other, and no one accepts the other. .

It's so much fun!

Grandma, if I could still fight with Shen Na when I was in my 80s, I would wake up laughing from a dream.

Bah, you are worthless, why do you think of her again, so you can't think about Sun Li.

 My lofty readers, I haven’t seen what a recommendation ticket looks like for several days. Are you abandoning me?

  


(End of this chapter)

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