The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 88
This time watching the cattle was suggested by Shen Hai, who also asked questions. Wang Biao knew what the old man meant by pole, and the first was to investigate him to see if he could be promising in the future, and whether he could make his daughter suffer.

There is another meaning, which is to show Xie Chunlan, the mother-in-law who has not yet done it, and let him show his strength.

After thinking through these two points, he was naturally happy to show off his muscles.

That night, Wang Biao drank a bottle of physical energy and wrote more than 1000 words. He was really sleepy. He looked at his phone, and it was not until 08:30.

Wang Biao rode his grandfather's electric car with a Shenhuo glare flashlight bought for more than 200 yuan, and took three dogs to the grassland in Beichanglongzi.

If you catch the mower today, you will have to bite off his ass.

Damn, stealing his pasture is robbing his calves for rations, and robbing calves for rations is robbing his money, and robbing his money is robbing him of the cost of marrying his wife.

If he is not allowed to marry Shen Na, then he will have a blood feud with him for killing his father and taking his wife.

There are many graves near the site, and there is another cemetery 800 meters to the north of the site. In the past, Wang Biao would not dare to leave, even if he was killed.

But, it’s not enough now, I have to go even if I’m afraid, besides, there are three ferocious dogs in the car, especially Laiqian, Laiqian is pure black, without a single hair, black dog wards off evil spirits and guards the house.

Even if there are ghosts, if they see money coming, they have to obediently stay in the coffin.

Turned around, except for night birds and insects, there was no one in sight.

Grass, and no freshly mowed places.

At this time, I don't know if it was an owl or a stinky coo, and Wang Biao's scalp exploded from fright.

"I'll go to your mother, ah, your uncle, I am not afraid, come for money, make money, get in the car, get in the car..."

Wang Biao howled a few times, rode his electric bike, and ran home.

The more he thought about it, the more his scalp exploded, and the more he thought about it, the more he became afraid of the nearby graves...something that he dare not describe flew out.

After this, Wang Biao became much more energetic. He returned to the East Wing and wrote almost 11:30, and finally wrote more than 3000 words, finishing a big chapter.

I went out to buy cattle for more than a week, and sometimes I didn’t write a chapter a day. I didn’t have many manuscripts, and now I have to write even if I’m sleepy.

It's a lot of money for a month, even if you don't eat, you can't delay the novel.

Now there are more than a dozen alliance leaders, and there is hope to become a god, so you have to persevere.

If you still have the hope of becoming a god after finishing writing, you will have no worries about food and clothing.

The old man heard that the pasture at home had been stolen. Early the next morning, he led three dogs and drove the flock of sheep to Beichanglongzi, which is more than 600 meters away from the village.

The sheep are eating weeds in the forest road, the three dogs are guarding, and the old man walked into the field alone to check.

It was found that a large piece of grass had been mowed, and the stubble was uneven, and the stubble remained was very high.

At first glance, it was not cut by my own family.

"You son of a bitch, if you steal the pasture from your ancestor's house, you're not afraid to kill your cattle and sheep, you son of a bitch, if you go back, ask Da Biao to call the police."

The old man drove the sheep back to the forest road more than 30 meters away to the northeast, and went to the north end of the field. He went into the field to see what he saw when he came to herd the sheep yesterday evening, and then ate a meter or two closer to the field.

Seeing this, the old man didn't bother to herd the sheep anymore, he greeted the dog and drove the eleven sheep back home.

Although it was past seven o'clock, Wang Biao was still sleeping.

The old man entered the house and patted Wang Biao awake, "Biao, don't go to sleep, our grass has been stolen by someone else."

Wang Biao sat up abruptly, "What? Lost it again? I'm so stupid"

Wang Biao put on his clothes and came to the main room angrily to ask Shen Na for the garage key.

"Why are you going?" Shen Na asked.

"People stole a lot of grass again, I'm going to call the police in the town."

"What?" Shen Na was also very angry when she heard it, it was too wicked, and the peasants were struggling to grow things, but they also stole them.

She threw the car keys directly to Wang Biao.

"I ride a motorcycle through the old road, no need to drive."

The police station was dispatched. I only looked at it, but I was helpless. Where can I check it?
House-to-house census?visit?Don't talk nonsense, even if the law allows it, whoever abolishes that matter and how much a piece of grass is worth is not up to the standard of handling the case.

In desperation, Wang Biao could only study with his family and went to the field several times during the day and night to keep them.

Wang Guoqiang and Wang Honggang are bold and like to drink. They go to bed early and wake up early, so they go in the middle of the night.

Wang Biao slept late, so he drove his electric scooter to his courageous mother in the first half of the night, and the three dogs slipped away in the first half of the night.

For three days, there was no pasture loss, but a car passed by.

Probably saw them, even if they came to steal grass, they would dare to steal.

That night, Shen Na'an couldn't bear to be curious, and followed Wang Biao to lead Wangcai, Laiqian, Laifu, a few plates of mosquito coils, mugwort, toilet water and small foam pads to Beichanglongzi on foot.

hid in the grass.

While looking at the moon, he whispered in a low voice.

Just when the dopamine and adrenal glands of the two were chatting, the dopamine and adrenal glands were secreted rapidly, and when they started to kiss, the dogs who were lying or lying on the pasture beside them squatted up one by one.

Watching the right front vigilantly.

When Qian'er came, there was a warning grunt from his mouth.

Shen Na stopped her movements, pushed Wang Biao away, and said in a low voice, "Someone seems to be here."

Wang Biao ordered the dog, "Don't bark." At the same time, he touched the dog's head to comfort the dog, and listened intently.

I heard the sound of a car coming from the west, and ran across the concrete road south of the land tree road in a short while.

"It's passing by, my wife, let's continue to spend the time before and after the month."

Just as he continued to play hooligans, the movement of the electric car came back from the east again, and quickly came here along the dirt road.

It sounded like it had stopped at the middle of the grass.

Good boy, you really know how to step on it.

I said why didn't I catch you.

While comforting Lai Qian Wangcai, he whispered to Shen Na who was hugging Lai Fu: "Later, we will take the dog and rush over there. If we don't bite him to death, we will also scare him to death."

Shen Na blinked her big eyes full of excitement, and said in a low voice, "Don't, let's sneak over later and pretend to be a zombie to scare him so that he won't dare to go out at night."

Wang Biao looked at Shen Na in a little shock, is this my cute, beautiful and kind little fairy?This little witch is alive and well.

Still, it's a good idea.

Wang Biao grabbed a few pasture leaves, rolled them into balls, and put them in the mouths of the three dogs.

"Hold it, don't let it go."

After whispering the order.

He and Shen Na stepped out of the grass lightly, and walked towards the electric car ahead from the dirt road.

When I got closer, I saw that under the moonlight, a man was mowing the grass with his waist bent and a sickle waved.

Shen Na poked Wang Biao with her hand, indicating to start.

Wang Biao raised his hands flat, and was about to jump forward, when suddenly there was a ghostly cry from behind, which scared him so much that he subconsciously turned his head back.

I saw that some grass leaves were put on Shen Na's head and shoulders at some point, and she jumped to the ground.

If he hadn't prepared in advance, he would have sat on the ground in fear.

Shen Na screamed shrilly and jumped towards that person.

The man was already nervous about stealing things, but when he heard the whine, he was startled. When he looked back, he saw a zombie jumping over in the hazy moonlight.

"My god, ghost, ghost, ghost..."

Subconsciously, he was about to run backwards, but he kicked the grass bale under his feet, staggered, and fell directly to the ground, crushing a piece of grass.

Seeing this, Wang Biao didn't care to continue to scare him with ghosts, so he ran over in a hurry.

If this person ran into the pasture in fright, where would he arrest him?

Shen Na had a great time playing, and continued howling and screaming, and the zombies jumped.

Seeing two zombies running over and three black shadows flying over, the man was so frightened that his legs became weaker.

He just yelled to his mother for help, but he couldn't get up anymore.

As soon as the sphincter relaxes, a warm current will spurt out.

Wang Biao saw that Wangcai and Laiqian had jumped up to the man, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't bite Laiqian Wangcai, guard!"

Wangcai opened his mouth to spit out a grass ball and was about to finish his mouth when he heard the order to brake conditionally. He stood there, then squatted on the ground, barking at the man, and Laifulaiqian also squatted in front of the man and barked fiercely. shouted.

Wang Biao came to the screaming man with his eyes closed, shone it with a flashlight, and kicked his thigh, "Hey, you're quite old, stop crying."

This is when someone spoke, lifted his head from the haystack, and looked back.

But he was blinded by the bright flashlight.

But it’s fine if he’s not a human being. Thinking of this, his frightened soul slowly flew back.

Wang Biao saw that this person was very familiar, and at first glance, it was Tang Dajun, a cattle farmer in the small horse shed in Lintun.

Shen Na came to the front and said, "Scare me a little longer, are you still afraid that he will run away? With a dog around, are you still afraid that he will run away?"

"You are very cunning, and you know how to step on the spot. I said that I didn't catch anyone a few times before."

The man panicked and said: "Don't shake, hey, this is the first time I've mowed, and all the grass is here, let's forget about it."

"Tang Dajun, you stole my land before, right? You are not a human being. You cut me so much pasture and give me 2000 yuan. Let it go, or I will call the police."

Tang Dajun rolled his eyes, and suddenly groaned, "Oh, that's too bad, I'm so scared that I have a heart attack."

Damn it, are you messed up?
Shen Na was taken aback, "Husband, what are you doing, call 120?"

"Call 120, call the police." Wang Biao laughed angrily, took out his mobile phone and called the Dawa Police Station.

When Tang Dajun heard it, his voice stopped for a while, and when he saw that Wang Biaozhen was making a call, he hastily moaned louder.

Shen Na worriedly tugged on Wang Biao's short sleeves, "Hey, call 120, don't really die."

Wang Biao shook his head, "It's okay, he will be with him if he dies."

At this time the phone connected.

"Hey Dahua Police Station, I'm Wang Biao, someone is going to die here, come quickly."

"Where? What's going on?"

"It's just here..." Wang Biao directly pointed out how to get there, without answering the words of the person on duty at the police station, "Hurry over here."

After speaking, he hung up the phone directly.

After reporting to the police, Wang Biao tapped on the video with his mobile phone, and recorded for a while, "Tang Dajun, don't come here to play rogue, your heart grows on the left side?"

Shen Na looked at Wang Biao suspiciously, what does it mean that the heart is not on the left side, where is it?

A few seconds after Wang Biao finished speaking, Tang Dajun pressed his hands to his right chest. Seeing this, he let out a sigh of relief.

He was pretending before, and he was also afraid that Tang Dajun would really have a heart attack from fright.

After turning off the phone, he patted Shen Na on the shoulder, "Don't worry, it's fake."

About 10 minutes later, the people from the police station arrived. Seeing Tang Dajun moaning while clutching his chest, he hurriedly said, "What's wrong with you, did you call an ambulance?"

Before Wang Biao could speak, Tang Dajun moaned even louder, as if his ass was bitten by a dog, "Oh, my heart hurts, it scared me out of a heart attack, help me, call an ambulance .”

When the two police officers heard this, they became even more anxious. They wanted to step forward but were afraid of the dog. "Does your dog bite people?"

"Don't bite, comrade policeman, don't panic, this man is pretending." Wang Biao walked up to him, moved the dog aside, took Tang Dajun's hand and said, "Don't pretend, your heart grows on the right side? Wrong place gone."

The two policemen saw that it wasn't true, this man was covering his right chest with his hands and complaining of pain.

"Okay, okay, stop acting, come back to the office with us, otherwise."

Tang Dajun knew that he was in trouble, so he could only get up in despair.

While the police were inquiring, there was another rattling sound like that of a four-wheeled diesel engine coming from Dibeitou, and it stopped after a while.

"Comrade police from the north must have come to steal our pasture again. Damn it, my family has not stopped me from coming here for three consecutive nights, and they all came today." Wang Biao said happily.

The two policemen were also very happy. Catching thieves was considered a small job. I didn't expect that the police could catch two groups of thieves.

Immediately, the older policeman said to the younger one: "Xiao Xu, you watch this here, I'll go north to see that."

"Honey, you stay here, I'll take the police there." Wang Biao said to Shen Na.

Shen Na shook her head, "I want to go there too."

"No, you watch some dogs here, we'll catch them and come back."

After Wang Biao and the police trotted past the tree path in the east, they were mowing the grass there, and they were still a partner in committing the crime.

Police station.

"Comrade policeman, I think they have to sign a letter of commitment. If they retaliate in the future by poisoning my pasture and killing my cattle, they will be responsible. Are you right?"

The middle-aged policeman nodded, thinking that Wang Biao's worry was justified, "Xiao Xu, you print out two commitment letters and ask them to sign three times."

Tang Dajun, who was squatting aside, shook his head and said, "Why, let us be responsible if someone else poisons you?"

"I didn't offend anyone, so I called the police and arrested you guys. Who knows if you will hold a grudge. If you don't sign, do you plan to cheat me in your heart?" Wang Biao said.

"I, why am I cheating on you?"

……

The two families paid Wang Biao a total of 3000 yuan, and were severely fined by the family of the police station. Although Wang Biao planted pasture grass, it was considered young crops, and the nature of the young crops that harmed farmers was serious. Ten years ago, if someone harmed young crops or stole corn or something, and was caught by someone watching the young, a fat beating would be inevitable.

After this time, the matter of the pasture being stolen has come to an end completely, and no one has thought of stealing the grass according to word of mouth.

(End of this chapter)