When I just got divorced, I was overheard

Chapter 278 Is This To Watch Me Go To The Toilet?

However, this performance is not over yet, this thunder cloud is just a Taoist performance.

At this moment, the Taoist priest suddenly made a handprint, and suddenly four hands grew out from the Taoist priest's back.

Li Xiuzhu was stunned, three heads and six arms, the three heads didn't see it, but the six arms were there, so I don't know if the four hands are easy to use.

He seemed to hear Li Xiuzhu's inner voice, but the four hands behind his back suddenly moved, just like real arms, twisting at the wrist, forming a seal with the fingers, and then bending the hands into a Dharma image.

Is this puppetry or a mechanism?

But no matter what it is, if this hand can be used flexibly, then nothing else, killing people is not a big problem.

At this moment, the slightly hunchbacked old woman also moved.

"It's raining!"

Following the old woman's words, suddenly thunderclouds rained heavily.

Li Xiuzhu stared at Leiyun firmly, knowing that the secret might be hidden in it.

In fact, he wasn't the only one who was dumbfounded. It was also the first time for civil and military officials, princes and daughters to see such a powerful illusion.

At this time, the strong man on the side also made a move.

I saw the other party perform a few tricks in a flashy manner, and shouted: "Yun Conglong, the golden dragon is born."

Following the loud shout of the middle-aged man, a dragon chant resounded first in the hall.

Immediately afterwards, a golden dragon's head emerged from under the dark clouds, getting longer and bigger, and it was already more than three feet long between breaths.

The golden dragon is so lifelike that even its beard is shaking, which shows its power.

Li Xiuzhu was silent for a moment and suddenly looked at the food and drinks on the table.

He very much suspected that he had been drugged.

There is a lot of food on the table. If it is food, not everyone will eat it. Could it be wine?
You must know that everyone has to toast Li Kuo at the banquet.

Li Xiuzhu just remained silent for a while, and didn't bother too much, just pretended to be watching a magic trick performed by Liu Qian.

Suddenly the golden dragon turned into gold powder and fell to the ground, but four characters appeared out of thin air in the space where the gold powder passed.

Great Zhou Yongchang.

As soon as the four words appeared, the corner of Li Xiuzhu's mouth twitched immediately.

The scene he expected happened in the next second.

I saw my father-in-law and Wu Anjun of the generals group stood up and cupped their hands at the same time.

"Congratulations, Your Majesty, this is auspicious."

"All blessings, Your Majesty, and the Great Zhou."

It's not that the two react the fastest, but that the two are representatives of the officials. If you dare to speak first if they don't speak, then wait to wear your shoes.

Li Xiuzhu was numb, endured his awkwardness and stood up with everyone, and complimented him.

"All blessings to my father, all blessings to the Great Zhou."

"All blessings, Your Majesty, and the Great Zhou."

Li Kuo was also very happy to see those four characters.

"Okay, okay, okay! Pass on my will, the golden dragon will come to the world, auspiciousness will appear, and at the beginning of the new year, the world will be amnesty."

Hiss, is this an amnesty?Don't be so beautiful about the death row inmates now.

Yes, amnesty does not include death row prisoners, treason.But the death row inmates will be converted to serve their sentences, which means that they don't have to die.

If you encounter another amnesty, congratulations, you are free.

The only thing that is not pardoned is treason.

"All my loves, please sit down."

Li Xiuzhu drank too much wine and did not sit down, turned around and left the Hanyuan Hall.

Coming out of the side door, Li Xiuzhu looked at the maid at the side and said, "Take me to the greenhouse."

The flower room is the elegant name of the latrine, but the potty is basically used in the palace, and the lid is put on and taken away after going to the toilet.

So if there is no maid to guide you, you will not be able to find the toilet even if you look for it.

"My lord, come with your servant."

After finishing talking, the little palace maid had already led the way and brought Li Xiuzhu to one of the row of rooms.

I saw toilet buckets placed in the room, obviously specially prepared for this banquet.

After the little maid took a toilet bucket in the middle and put it down, she pulled out the wooden board under the cushion.

"Sir, please."

Li Xiuzhu was about to take off his pants when he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Ok?
He turned his head to look at the maid who was watching and asked in a daze, "Aren't you going out?"

The little maid was startled when she heard this.

"Don't adults need to serve?"

"serve?"

Li Xiuzhu's big eyes showed little doubts, how could he serve?watch me pee?

This is outrageous. Open the door for Outrageous. Are Outrageous home?

Immediately, my little palace lady understood that this lord must be a newcomer to the court this year, and also, at such a young age, he must be a newcomer to the court, and he does not understand the enjoyment of the top people.

The little palace maid smiled and explained: "My lord, after you go to the toilet, the servant is going to clean up your body for you."

Clean up the body?Li Xiuzhu suddenly understood, but asked subconsciously.

"Wipe your ass?"

Suddenly, the little maid's face turned red, but she still nodded.

"Yes, my lord, not only wiping buttocks, but also wiping..."

Li Xiuzhu really understood everything now, but he couldn't help but think of that picture in his heart.

People who grew up in this palace, a bunch of people help with hygiene every day, and they can't take care of themselves after living for decades.

Well, it's not just the imperial palace, I'm afraid those aristocratic families are similar, and it's just a little dick like him who doesn't understand.

Li Xiuzhu smiled at the maid.

"You go out first, I'm not used to people looking at me, I can take care of myself."

"This……"

Seeing the maid hesitate, Li Xiuzhu continued: "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone."

Only then did the maid reluctantly say: "Alright then, I'll wait for you at the door."

It was the first time she saw a person like Li Xiuzhu. It was not that she had never seen other humble scholars who had just entered the court, but those people were no different from other officials, and they would be served by her after she explained.

After Li Xiuzhu waited for the maid to go out, he solved his personal problems happily.

Huh, that's right, isn't it strange for someone to look at it?

When Li Xiuzhu went out, the little maid had already poured a basin of clean water.

After washing his hands, Li Xiuzhu asked, "Can I wander around now? The hall is too stuffy."

The little maid was stunned, Li Xiuzhu's words were beyond her expectation.

According to her understanding, who wouldn't want to stick to the Hanyuan Hall and show their faces in front of His Majesty more often.

The little maid thought for a while, and said, "Masters of the side halls at the Hanyuan Hall are free to wander around, but they are not allowed to leave the Hanyuan Hall at will, except for going out of the palace."

Li Xiuzhu nodded, turned his head and left.

The little maid was startled, she wanted to lead the way, but after thinking about it, it seemed unnecessary.

No matter where the Hanyuan Hall leads to, there will be people guarding it, including the way out of the palace, so there is no fear of people running around.

Li Xiuzhu walked casually, and suddenly came to a side hall. The decoration of this side hall is completely different from the one in the previous greenhouse, and it looks very high-end at first glance.

Li Xiuzhu pushed curiously, and the door opened effortlessly.

Li Xiuzhu listened along the crack of the door, although there was the noise of gongs and drums outside the city, but with the blessing of internal force, he could still accurately tell whether there was anyone inside.

no one.

Li Xiuzhu hesitated for a moment, thinking that the maid just said casually, so it shouldn't be a problem, right?

(End of this chapter)