When I just got divorced, I was overheard

Chapter 295 Li Liuli: I feel like a bt
"No, it's impossible. I've tried the Dragon and Tiger Pill, and the Dragon and Tiger Pill are all real. How could Zhuyan Pill be fake?"

Li Xiuzhu smiled disdainfully upon hearing this.

"Dragon Tiger Pill?"

"Is it the pill that made you Qijilang overnight?"

"Laughing, I can give you more than a dozen kinds of this kind of medicine for tigers and wolves, which will make you feel so happy."

Speaking of this, Li Xiuzhu suddenly thought of something funny, and suddenly said to Du Sanniang: "Lock him up later, I suddenly thought of something funny."

Du Sanniang was taken aback again, how could this person change his orders?
But she doesn't care, she has already seen that this person will not end well, but she is looking forward to Li Xiuzhu's next operation.

"Row!"

Fang Siming heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that his limbs were preserved.

Regardless of what happens next, at least if you keep it now, there may be a turnaround if you keep it.

Fang Siming didn't intend to sit still, he was thinking about what conditions Li Xiuzhu needed to let him go.

At this time, he was a little annoyed at his greed, why was he so attracted by that little girl Li Liuli?

No, I don't blame him either, it's because the little girl is so pretty.

If it was only San Niang, Brother Li would definitely not be angered by embarrassment.

At this moment, he calmed down and reacted a little.

Li Xiuzhu was probably scaring him, he must be angry at himself for seducing the princess.

Failed!

However, Li Xiuzhu is still angry now, so let's think about how to calm brother Li down.

Wait until Li Xiuzhu's anger dissipates, and then ask for Sanniang.

He already has such a beautiful princess, this third lady will definitely not take it to heart.

I don't know if my father will come to find me if he knows that he is lost, maybe he will.

Now that he had calmed down, he was not so afraid. His father was a Bachelor of the Hanlin Academy. Although he had no rank, he was accompanied by the prince and had the ability to enter the palace.

After three years, he can still go out to be an official. Needless to say, he is from the third rank. He is also the second generation of official officials.

So when he calmed down, he didn't believe that Li Xiuzhu dared to kill him at will.

At the same time, Li Liuli looked at her husband curiously, and asked, "Husband, how do you plan to deal with that guy?"

"Well, don't you want to let him go? Then I won't obey you."

Li Xiuzhu laughed amusedly when he heard the words: "What made you have the illusion that your husband is easy to bully?"

When Li Liuli heard Li Xiuzhu's words, not only did she not feel unhappy when she was bullied, but she said with a smile, "I knew husband, you couldn't bear it, so I took care of him."

Speaking of which, Li Liuli blinked her big eyes, and said weakly: "Husband, you really don't blame me."

Li Xiuzhu, who saw through Li Liuli's careful thoughts at a glance, said lightly, "I will punish you for warming my bed tonight."

"Okay, I'll obey you, but husband, you have to tell me how you plan to punish that Fang."

Li Xiuzhu smiled when he heard this.

"It's not that he likes tiger wolf medicine, I'll make some for him."

"Then lock him up and give him a sow."

"Give him two chickens the next day, one may not be able to withstand his bullying."

"Give him two big carps on the third day."

"Arrange a wild dog for him on the fourth day, it has to be a big dog, and it has to be a male."

"Arrange a mule in heat for him on the fifth day."

"Arrange a stallion for him on the sixth day."

Li Liuli and the three daughters immediately had a picture in their minds, and couldn't help shivering. They had to admit that her husband's move was simply too shameful.

It's just that they have a few small problems that they don't understand.

Li Liuli was the first to ask: "Husband, I can still understand what you said earlier, why did you find a male dog later? And the mule and stallion should also be male?"

"Could it really be a place where the surname Fang messes around?"

While talking, Li Liuli made up the picture again, and couldn't help shivering.

At this time Du Sanniang asked strangely: "The wild dog is so fierce, isn't it afraid that he will be bitten to death? Yes, we can fix him first, so that he will be easy to operate."

"But how do we fix the mule and the horse? The mule and the horse are so tall, even if we help him fix it, he has to give him a stool to operate it? Will it be too troublesome?"

Fu Yuehua covered her forehead and looked at the two bt girls, a little bit in disbelief how such a beautiful person would say such strange words.

"It's over, these two little guys have been led to ruin by the husband, look at what kind of strange women they have become."

"Why don't you let the two little girls stay away from him."

Li Xiuzhu: ...

Although Li Xiuzhu was speechless, he could only be speechless. At this moment, he suddenly understood Fu Yuehua's previous feelings.

If you hear a voice that is unfriendly to you, you have to treat it as if you didn't hear it, let alone make trouble, feel aggrieved.

Are these two women brought by him?

However, Li Xiuzhu still pretended to be nonchalant and gave Li Liuli and Du Sanniang a smirk.

"Who said we were going to fix him, why couldn't we help those wild dogs and mules fix him?"

"what?"

"what???"

"what!!!"

The three sounds of ah in a row represent the different and complicated thoughts of the three people.

Li Liuli didn't expect such an operation, which made her eyes shine.

Du Sanniang didn't expect it, and was a little dazed at the same time.By dogs, by mules, and by stallions.

She may have seen how big the horse at home is, will it split?
Fu Yuehua, on the other hand, was stunned. At this moment, she inexplicably sympathized with Fang Siming.

Fang Siming, who was still thinking about good things, didn't know what kind of tragedy he would face in the future. If he knew, he might want to die.

Li Xiuzhu looked at Du Sanniang, and continued: "Sanniang, so you should remove Fang Siming's bones from the fourth day, so that he won't struggle and it will be easier for you to operate."

Du Sanniang blushed when she heard the words, she looked aside embarrassedly and asked, "Can't the guards do it?"

"She's still a girl with yellow flowers, so I don't want to see such dirty things."

Li Xiuzhu shrugged, and said: "Of course you can arrange how to operate it. Isn't this because you are the housekeeper of the family? I won't tell you who to talk to."

"Well, you can arrange the animals I mentioned first. Others are easy to find, mainly because mules and stallions in estrus need you to contact them."

"There are also wild dogs that have to be fed in advance, so that he can work after he is full and nourishes his physical strength."

"In addition, help me prepare Yin Yang Huo, Cuscuta, Cynomorium, Huang Jing, Curculigo, Schisandra... half a catty each."

"In addition, bullpen, tiger penis, ox waist, lamb loin... two each."

Good guy, lethal dose, right?

The corners of Du Sanniang's mouth twitched when she heard this, but she still nodded.

"There are a lot of things, why don't I write them all down, or I'm afraid I'll forget them."

"Okay, I'll write to you when I get to the study later."

(End of this chapter)