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The arena of the heavens.

The top of Mount Buzhou.

The Ancestral Qilin sat cross-legged on the ground, his mind immersed in the three thousand laws, and he had no idea where he was.

Silently, a blade of grass on the ground in the distance shook slightly, and then it seemed to have intelligence.

A pair of pupils appeared on his body, staring at the Ancestral Qilin. When he found that the latter did not have the aura of an emperor, he became a little confused.

……

In the chat group.

Emperor Taizong of Ming Dynasty, Zhu Di: Hey, why no one goes to take over the body of the Ancestral Qilin?
Emperor Taizong of Ming Dynasty, Zhu Di: I thought I was a little late, and Zu Qilin had already been possessed by another body.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Humph, who dares?

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Didn’t some old thief just say that whoever dares to reveal his identity first will be in trouble?
Sima Zhong, Emperor Hui of Jin: It looks good? Is it to help him comb his muscles and bones? To hone his Taoist body?

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of Ming Dynasty:...

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Emperor Hui of Jin, how come you are smart one moment and stupid the next?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: What Emperor Gaozu of Han meant was to mobilize the entire nation's troops to destroy that person.

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of Han: Hahaha, it’s not like I need to mobilize the entire country’s army. At most, I can just do it with ease to deal with you mediocre and incompetent rulers.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou:...

Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: Emperor Huiwen of Qin, didn't you say you wanted to go to the prehistoric world? Why don't you go?

Emperor Huiwen of Qin: Ah? I have come to the prehistoric world.

Emperor Huiwen of Qin, Ying Si: But Zu Qilin is too ostentatious, so I might as well just take over the body of a powerful person for fun.

Emperor Huiwen of Qin, Ying Si: If you are hungry in the future, you can come to my Wuzhuang Temple and taste the ginseng fruit.

Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youtang: ???
Emperor Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Youtang: Wuzhuang Temple... Ginseng fruit... You, you, you have taken over the body of Zhen Yuanzi... No, it's the Zhen Yuanzi who is still in the gestational stage!
Emperor Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Youtang: The Book of the Earth is a treasure. You cannot grasp it, so let me take it.

Emperor Huiwen of Qin: Can’t control it?

Emperor Huiwen of Qin, Ying Si: Haha, it’s too late, I am almost done taking over the body.

Tang Xuanzong Li Chen: In fact, the scenery of the Blood Sea is quite nice and suitable for fishing. If you have free time, you can come to my Blood Sea to play.

Li Cunxu, Emperor Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty:...

Li Cunxu, Emperor Zhuangzong of Later Tang: Wait, Emperor Xuanzong, when did you run to the prehistoric world?

Tang Xuanzong Li Chen: Hehe, it was when Emperor Gaozu of Han took over the body of Emperor Zulong.

Tang Xuanzong Li Chen: The Han Dynasty is a great family with great business. I am riding on this favorable wind and am not afraid of being discovered by the Heavenly Dao.
Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang: Hiss, you bastard, how dare you use me as a shield? ! !
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: I seem to... understand how to achieve enlightenment through dreams.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Let Emperor Gaozu of Han go and fight against the will of heaven, while we will hide in the dark and play games secretly.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Anyway, if the sky falls, Emperor Gaozu of Han is tall, so he will hold it up.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: No one is allowed to compete with me for the Kunpeng in the North Sea!

Emperor Zhaolie of Han, Liu Bei: Zhu Qizhen, you better hurry up, otherwise someone might get there first.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Who dares to snatch from me! You big-eared thief? ?
Liu Bei, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty:...

Emperor Zhaolie of Han, Liu Bei: No, I look down on Kunpeng, but there are people who will definitely remember the extremely fast Kunpeng in the previous life.

Emperor Zhaolie of Han, Liu Bei: Am I right, Zhao Laoer?

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: So it’s the donkey cart war god from the Gaoliang River, haha, is he worthy of it?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: I will stick to my words. If he dares to rob, I will really turn him into a donkey monster!
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: What a coincidence, I have just learned a secret technique that allows living beings to forcibly take over the bodies of other living beings.

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: I will definitely help you find a peerless beauty, help you take over her body, seal your memory, and send you to that lustful old thief~
Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty:...

Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang: No, Zhao Laoer, this is a matter between your Song Dynasty and Ming Dynasty, why does it involve me?
Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang: Let me make it clear first, if you really dare to do this, I would rather die than destroy your Song Dynasty and kill all ten of your clans!
Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang: Bah, so disgusting!
Emperor Taizong of Song, Zhao Guangyi: When did I ever say that the lecherous old villain was your Han Gaozu? Are you confessing yourself?

Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang: ...Emperor Taizong of Song, Zhao Guangyi: Looking at all the dynasties, are there very few lecherous old thieves?

Emperor Taizong of Song, Zhao Guangyi: Doesn’t Cao count as a thief?
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao:...

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of Ming Dynasty:...

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Zhao Laoer, you are so cruel!
Emperor Taizu of Song, Zhao Kuangyin: Tingyi, I think Emperor Jun of the Sun Star and Emperor Taiyi of the East are good, they are just right for both of us.

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Brother, I still think Kunpeng is better. He has the fastest speed in the world and people at the same level cannot catch up with him.

Emperor Taizu of Song, Zhao Kuangyin: Don’t you want to be my brother anymore?

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi:...

……

The Zhenguan plane of the Tang Dynasty.

Li Cunxu, Emperor Zhuangzong of Later Tang, watched helplessly as live broadcast interfaces appeared one after another like mushrooms after a rain while they were talking.

It seems that ever since Emperor Gaozu of Han successfully seized the body of Zulong, those emperors have been convinced that the method of attaining enlightenment in dreams is indeed feasible and will not disturb the way of heaven.

Then, one by one, they couldn't wait to get into the robbery.

The creatures selected, without exception, are all those with great supernatural powers who are still in the gestation stage.

Li Cunxu, the Emperor Zhuangzong of Later Tang, was looking forward to it... He also wanted to go and have some fun, and he had already found his target.

One of the twelve ancestors of the witch clan, the ancestor of time, Zhu Jiuyin!
There was no other reason. Zhuangzong of Later Tang just wanted to experience how great it felt to go against the long river of time!

At this time.

"boom"

The palace gate was suddenly pushed open, and Wei Zheng strode in with great momentum.

Behind her were a dozen palace maids holding a pile of memorials and acting submissively.

Seeing this scene, Li Cunxu, the Emperor Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty, looked gloomy, but in an instant he became kind and said with a smile:

"Duke Zheng, why are you here? I was thinking of discussing important matters of state with you."

"Quick, quick, come, give Duke Zheng a seat."

Who would have thought that in the face of the goodwill shown by Emperor Zhuangzong of Later Tang, Wei Zheng took out a memorial from his pocket without changing his expression and said loudly:
"I have a report to make. Your Majesty, you have neglected the affairs of state..."

Sudden.

Li Cunxu, the Emperor Zhuangzong of Later Tang, tapped his fingers lightly, and Wei Zheng's eyes became blurred. He fainted on the ground in drowsiness.

then.

Li Cunxu, the Emperor Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty, stood up from the dragon throne with an anxious look on his face, ran to Wei Zheng and said anxiously:

"Duke Zheng, what's wrong with you? Wake up!"

"Come here, call the imperial physician quickly. If Duke Zheng faints for three to five months, I will reward you handsomely... ahem, if anything happens to Duke Zheng, I will throw you into jail!"

Upon hearing this, the eunuch immediately understood what he meant and went to find the imperial physician in silence.

Li Cunxu, Emperor Zhuangzong of Later Tang, pretended to shake Wei Zheng's body and forced out a few tears.

From a distance, it looks like a touching story of mutual understanding between an emperor and his subjects that has been passed down through the ages.

But deep down, Emperor Zhuangzong of Later Tang wished he would never see this damn old man again.

Do you really think he is Emperor Taizong? Do you have to endure it?

He, Li Cunxu, is a Shatuo, a barbarian, and cannot listen to advice! (End of this chapter)