Emperors chat group

Han Dynasty plane.

Emperor Zhongzong of Han, Liu Xun, also reacted. He tapped the system interface and saw that there were only three on the live broadcast interface.

One is the live broadcast of Emperor Yang of Sui, one is that of Emperor Gaozong of Song Zhao Gou, and the other is that of Emperor Zhenzong of Song Zhao Heng and Emperor Renzong of Song Zhao Zhen, the father and son.

"So, Emperor Hui of Jin realized something was wrong and left the prehistoric world immediately?"

"Wait, the live broadcast interface of Emperor Sui Yang is still there. It seems that I underestimated that tyrant."

At this time.

Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang, said with tears in his eyes and a haggard look:
"Che'er, I'm going to stay in seclusion for a while. All the affairs of the Han Dynasty will be in your hands."

"What is love in this world... Ahem, why are you here, Queen?"

"Che'er, don't just stand there, quickly get the phoenix feather from the Han Dynasty's treasury. I want to go into seclusion and sew a phoenix crown and bridal robe for the queen!"

Emperor Zhaolie of Han, Liu Bei, glanced at Empress Lü who arrived quietly, then looked again at Emperor Gaozu, whose expression changed instantly, and closed his eyes silently.

As a junior, he has no right to interfere in the love, hate and grudges between his ancestors.

……

Ming Dynasty plane.

As it got darker, customers started to leave the pancake stall one after another.

After seeing off the last guest, Emperor Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang, looked at Empress Dowager Ma who was packing up and revealed a satisfied smile.

Calling up the system interface, he saw the emperors were arguing about whether Emperor Yang of Sui had died or not, so he casually said:

"As expected, a person becomes redder when he is around good people, and a person becomes blacker when he is around bad people. Emperor Taizu and Emperor Taizong of Song often stayed with incompetent rulers like Emperor Wu of Wei, and they became stupid as well."

"If Emperor Yang of Sui had fallen, the chat group would have already notified him."

"However, this catastrophe was as swift as lightning, and even the prehistoric world was destroyed. Emperor Gaozu of Han must have died of grief."

The Ming Dynasty was not too deeply involved in this catastrophe, but the Han Dynasty... Emperor Gaozu of Han was almost able to unify the world through marriage.

Suddenly, two figures came from a distance, arm in arm, talking and laughing:

"Hey, brother-in-law, did you have fun today? When you go back, just tell him that you went to Wenhua Palace to discuss the expedition with His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. My sister will definitely not be suspicious."

"Lan Yu, you have really become smart. I don't think your sister would have guessed that we would visit a brothel in broad daylight."

"Shh, brother-in-law, keep your voice down, we are discussing important matters of state!"

"Oh, yes, look at me. I almost gave up everything I've done. So tomorrow~"

"Hehe...Brother-in-law, the owner of Nuanxiang Pavilion told me that a new batch of women transformed from monsters will arrive tomorrow...Do you want one~"

"Hiss... a demon beast transforming? Are all the romantic places in the Ming Dynasty doing things this...novel?"

"Of course not. Ever since the fusion of the dynasties, tens of thousands of monsters have gained intelligence and transformed into human form every day. Do you think those places of luxury will miss this great opportunity?"

"Well, since you have invited me so kindly, I will not refuse."

"Hey, brother-in-law, these sesame cakes smell so good, why don't we fill our stomachs?"

Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty, looked at them with a strange look. Three steps away, his brother-in-law and brother-in-law, who were in cahoots with each other, remained silent.

Princess Kaiping's reputation for violent temper is widely known among the ministers.

Who would have thought that Chang Yuchun would dare to commit a crime against the wind, especially Lan Yu...

"Snapped"

Lan Yu walked to the pancake stall, threw down dozens of spirit stones, and said proudly:
"Boss, give me ten sesame cakes!"

Seeing that Emperor Taizu of Ming was in a daze, Empress Ma apologized:
"Excuse me, my dear guests, we need to..."

Suddenly, Emperor Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang, grabbed Empress Dowager Ma's hand, squeezed it gently, and motioned for her to watch his performance.

Then, Emperor Taizu of Ming said with a smile on his face:
"My dear guests, our store has just launched a new type of pancake, called [Shengxian Pancake]. Eating it can prolong your life and make you energetic."

"The Lord Yu in the court fought with his wife for a whole day and night just because he ate our [Ascension Cake]~"

At the end, Emperor Taizu of Ming deliberately lowered his voice and showed a smile of understanding. Lan Yu wiped his empty stomach and said disdainfully:

"What a joke! I am always full of energy. Why would I need to eat your sesame cakes?"

"You look down on me!"

Kaiping King Chang Yuchun rubbed his waist and said seriously:

"Alas, the boss and his wife are still setting up a stall here at their old age. I guess they must be in financial difficulty."

"How about this, give me ten more [Shengxian Cakes]."

Emperor Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang, raised a finger and said:
"This guest is really generous. He offers one thousand spirit stones for a [Ascension Cake]."

Kaiping King Chang Yuchun rummaged in his pocket and took out three spirit stones. He said in astonishment:

"Shopkeeper, you are wrong, right?"

"One thousand spirit stones? That's enough for me to go to Nuanxiang Pavilion dozens of times!"

"Are you taking advantage of my ignorance?"

Zhu Yuanzhang, the first emperor of the Ming Dynasty, said quickly:

"Sir, our [Immortality Cake] is made by melting thousands of precious spiritual medicines. You get what you pay for."

"If it doesn't work, you can just come to us directly and we will give you 10,000 spirit stones right away!"

Prince of Kaiping Chang Yuchun and Lan Yu looked at each other and were both somewhat confused by the Ming Taizu.

You know, they have never eaten a sesame seed bun worth a thousand spirit stones!
"Then give me two [Ascension Cakes]. If they don't work, I'll come and smash your business tomorrow!"

After a while.

King Kaiping Chang Yuchun and Lan Yu could not wait to leave.

Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang waved his hand and took Empress Dowager Ma back to his residence while there was no one around.

He counted today's harvest one Spirit Stone at a time and said:

"Sister, I didn't expect Lan Yu to be so generous."

"One thousand spirit stones, he bought it without blinking an eye. If I had known earlier, I would have said ten thousand spirit stones."

Empress Ma did not dispel her disguise. She came to the side of Emperor Taizu and said unhappily:

"Zhongba, how could you cheat Boren like this?"

Zhu Yuanzhang, the first emperor of the Ming Dynasty, laughed and said:
"Sister, you are wrong. We are just trying to teach these two a lesson."

"If we really wanted to trick them, we should have just told Lan Yu's sister about their visit to the brothel."

"It's ridiculous that the brave and skilled Prince Kaiping on the battlefield is actually a coward at home."

When Empress Dowager Ma thought of the brave deeds that Princess Kaiping had done, she felt a little amused and helpless.

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In the chat group.

Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: By the way, Tiandao should take action soon, are you ready?
Emperor Cao Cao of Wei: What are you preparing for?
Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: Kill the Way of Heaven!

Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao:...

Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin:...

Emperor Huiwen of Qin Ying Si: ...

Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin: Why don't you say anything? I have been waiting for a battle with the Heavenly Dao!

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Tang Suzong, why don’t you go with us?
Li Heng, Emperor Suzong of Tang: My cultivation is too weak, and I can't be of much help even if I go.

Emperor Wen of Song Liu Yilong: Hey, what is that!!! (End of this chapter)