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Chapter 203 Stupid Brother Stupid Brother
King Zhao Zhu Gaosui lowered his head, sniffed the clothes, and said suspiciously:

"Second brother, it doesn't smell bad, you should smell it carefully."

While talking, Zhao Wang Zhu Gaosui moved closer, wanting his second brother to smell it.

Han Wang Zhu Gaoxu's face darkened, he stood up immediately, kicked Zhao Wang Zhu Gaosui to the ground, and cursed:

"Well, you third child, do you really want to stink to death?"

"You hang out with those birds and beasts all day, how can you not smell bad?"

"If you don't go to take a bath again, Gu will leave, and I will never come to your stinky Prince Zhao's mansion again!"

Zhao Wang Zhu Gaosui had no choice but to order the maid to prepare hot water, bathe and change clothes.

After tossing and tossing for half an hour, I returned to the room refreshed, put the wine in my arms on the table, and said with a smile:

"Second brother, that is you, if the eldest brother comes to Zhao Wang's mansion, dare to say that I am stinky, I will directly order my guards to beat him out!"

"Taste my newly brewed dragon blood wine. Dragons are inherently obscene. Drinking dragon blood wine will not only prolong your life, but also~"

At the end, Zhao Wang Zhu Gaosui raised his eyebrows, and there seemed to be deep meaning in his expression.

Zhu Gaoxu, king of the Han Dynasty, became interested in an instant. After grabbing the dragon's blood wine, he opened it and saw that the wine was blood red and had a strange fragrance.

After taking a big sip, he said with emotion:
"Third brother, I found out that you are still free, just take care of the animals in the leopard room, and don't worry about anything else."

"It's not like Gu. Ever since he was in charge of the country, the old man has been scolding Gu every day! The old man doesn't even look at him. How much has he done all these years!"

"Send Zheng He to the Western Seas, conquer the Tatars in the north, make peace in the south, and compile the [Yongle Canon]. Where is the money in the treasury?"

Zhao Wang Zhu Gaosui sat aside and echoed:
"Second brother, the old man wants to learn from Tang Taizong Li Shimin and create a prosperous and happy world."

"In the eighth year of Yongle, the old man led an army of 50 troops, went deep into Mobei, and conquered the Tatars in the north. Only seven cavalry escaped from the Yasili that was fought by the Onan River."

"In the 12th year of Yongle, he personally led an army of 50 to conquer Oala, and the Oara Mahamu sent an envoy to apologize."

……

"Tell me, how much food will be consumed if hundreds of thousands of troops are recruited?"

"Those barbarians are like wild wolves. As long as Da Ming shows a little bit of fatigue, they can't wait to pounce on him, trying to bite off a piece of Da Ming's flesh."

Han Wang Zhu Gaoxu looked at his third child in surprise, and said in a strange tone:

"Okay, third child, I didn't expect you to have such insight!"

"Could it be that you were always hiding your clumsiness before? You even lied to Gu? Did you deserve a beating?"

Zhao Wang Zhu Gaosui tidied his clothes confidently and said:
"Second brother, there is an old saying, three days away from a man, you will see each other with admiration!"

"With copper as a mirror, you can straighten your clothes; with ancient times as a mirror, you can know success and failure; with people as a mirror, you can know gains and losses."

"If you have free time, second brother, you should also read more history books and learn from history~"

Han Wang Zhu Gaoxu clenched his fist, waved it, and threatened:
"Third son, don't play tricks in front of Gu, can you treat Gu as a reckless man?"

"Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors up to now, the history books are as vast as a sea of ​​smoke, and there are only four words!"

"Strive to be emperor!"

At the end, Zhu Gaoxu, king of the Han Dynasty, drank a few mouthfuls of dragon's blood wine, and a hint of drunkenness flashed in his eyes.

Zhu Gaosui, king of Zhao, saw his second elder brother's aggressiveness, so he didn't dare to show off his literary talents any more, so he went to the window and looked around for a while.

He came closer and said in a low voice:
"Second brother, I also heard what others said just now."

"A few days ago, someone found me and wanted to trade artillery with you and me~"

Han Wang Zhu Gaoxu frowned slightly, and asked suspiciously:
"Third, you probably drank too much, right?"

"Trading artillery, don't you go to the old man? Don't you go to Zhu Youjian? What's the use of looking for you and me?"

"Could it be possible to hide this matter from the old man?"

Zhao Wang Zhu Gaosui nodded solemnly, the main reason was that the man's actions were really generous, which moved him very much.

Han Wang Zhu Gaoxu sat up straight and asked in a low voice:

"Who is that person? You agreed? You don't want to die?"

King Zhao Zhu Gaosui went to the ear of King Zhu Gaoxu of Han, and after telling him all the price that the man had said to him, he continued:

"Second brother, I can't do anything about it."

"Think about it, the eldest brother has supervised the country for so many years, and he has a deep foundation in the court. Besides, have you forgotten the achievements of the elder brother in the Jingnan battle?"

"Now you and I are both trapped in this Shuntian Mansion. If you don't rely on money to win people's hearts, what do you rely on?"

Han Wang Zhu Gaoxu nodded with a serious face, motioning Zhao Wang Zhu Gaosui to continue.

Although his elder brother Zhu Gaochi is obese, lustful, cowardly, and fearful of guilt...

However, during the Battle of Jingnan, he blocked Li Jinglong's 50 army with only [-] troops!

Zhu Gaosui, king of Zhao, sat down next to Zhu Gaoxu, king of Han, and said:

"Second brother, you also know that I have no ambitions. If that wolf cub Zhu Zhanji is allowed to ascend the throne, both of you and I will be executed."

"In this world, the old man stole it, why can't we snatch it?"

"The man said that we can also use money to trade advisors, generals, and soldiers."

Han Wang Zhu Gaoxu showed disdain, patted his chest, and said confidently:

"General? Who can be stronger than Gu?"

"When it was difficult to obey Tianjing alone, but many times..."

Before Han Wang Zhu Gaoxu finished speaking, Zhao Wang Zhu Gaosui said bluntly:
"Second brother, you and I have no soldiers, no generals, no advisers, how can we compete with elder brother for the throne?"

"You don't need generals, you should need counselors and soldiers, right? So, the artillery~"

Han Wang Zhu Gaoxu closed his eyes and pondered for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said:
"it is good!"

"Third brother, this deal was done alone!"

After the two discussed it properly, Han Wang Zhu Gaoxu got up and left. If he wanted to avoid alarming the old man, he would trade the "cannon", and he had to do it himself.

After Zhao Wang Zhu Gaosui sent his second brother out of the Zhao Wang Mansion, he returned to the house leisurely, clapped his hands, and said:

"Sir, you really did not guess wrong."

"It's just that if the second brother finds out that I'm plotting against him in the future, will he trouble me?"

A middle-aged scribe walked in quietly, rubbing the back of his head with one hand, and said:

"His Royal Highness Zhao Wang, I still have a plan, which is called alienation!"

King Zhao Zhu Gaosui's eyes lit up immediately, and he excitedly looked at the counselor whom he had spent "a lot of money" to trade, and asked:

"What's the plan? Tell me quickly!"

"When this king ascends to the throne, he will definitely ask his father to reward him with a panacea so that you can live a thousand years!"

The middle-aged scribe stroked his beard and said with a smile:

"It is enough for an old man to live a hundred years, how dare he expect to live a thousand years?"

"I don't know if Your Highness has ever studied [History of the Ming Dynasty]? Ming Renzong Zhu Gaochi died of a serious disease after ten months in power."

"This matter is a bit strange~"

(End of this chapter)