Chapter 211 The Crazy Emperor - Song Guangzong Zhao Dun
The plane of Chongzhen in the Ming Dynasty.
Inside the palace.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang's words, tapped the system interface, and mocked:
"Haha...Emperor Sui Yang, you are right...Wanyan Constructing Essay can't be done...Wu can't just...just be able to live...hahaha..."
At the end, Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen couldn't help lying on the table, covering his stomach, and was out of breath from laughing.
Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian frowned and asked suspiciously:
"Emperor Yingzong, why did you come to Chongzhen Dynasty suddenly?"
"If I'm not mistaken, His Royal Highness seems to have already set off."
The system interface in front of Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian is divided into two, one is the chat interface and the other is the live broadcast interface.
On the live broadcast interface, 40 cavalry passed by along the way, the earth shook and the mountains shook, and dust was flying.
Seeing Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian was a little envious. The elite soldiers and strong generals of the four dynasties gathered together to conquer Han Sui, who gathered [-] people in the Zhongping Dynasty.
How did you lose this battle?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen stopped laughing abruptly, rubbed his cheeks, and said in an unnatural tone:
"Ahem... I am your ancestor anyway... Can't you come to Chongzhen Dynasty for a stroll?"
"No one in the Zhengtong Dynasty knows, I am determined to be a benevolent emperor of Ming Dynasty, and I don't like war."
"That's right, it's not that I'm afraid to go to the battlefield, it's just that I suddenly want to come and see you."
The battle of Tumubao was the first time that Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen personally conquered. As a result, before the battle was fought, he was beaten up by Emperor Taizu.
In addition to the battle of the civil fort recorded in the history books, the 20 army suffered heavy losses, and dozens of generals died on the battlefield, knocking on the door of the emperor, Beishou...
In short, when it comes to going to the battlefield and the imperial conquest, Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, feels fear from the bottom of his heart.
In particular, at this moment, Prince Zhu Biao is leading 40 cavalry, and there are many famous generals. Why is it similar to the battle of Tumubao?
Han Sui and the others of the Zhongping Dynasty did not care about his status as the emperor of the Ming Dynasty.
Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian looked at Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen with a strange face, muttering inwardly.
It seems that the No. [-] general of Wala ran away in battle. If Emperor Taizu and Emperor Taizong knew about this, wouldn't he be beaten up too?
……
in the chat group.
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: Can't write?Wu is not it?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Nonsense! ! !
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: I am good at calligraphy, poetry, music, painting, goodness and truth, lines, and cursive script, and I have a lot of charm.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: From the Wei, Jin, to the Six Dynasties, all the brushwork is copied!
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: If you don’t believe me, I can start a live broadcast and write [Han Mo Zhi] [Luo Shen Fu] by myself...
Han Zhongzong Liu Xun: good at calligraphy? ? ?poetry?music?
Han Zhongzong Liu Xun: What does this have to do with being an emperor?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: ...
Li Cunxu, Emperor Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty: You can also understand music...not as good as you and me...competition~
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: You are an actor emperor, how dare you compete with me?
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Hey, Wanyan, are you drunk?How dare you compete with Emperor Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty?
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Emperor Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty was brave and good at fighting, and was good at strategy. He was on the throne for 15 years.
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: If it weren't for his indulging in sensuality, lack of skill in governing the country, incompetence in employing people, connivance of the queen to interfere in politics, and heavy use of actors and eunuchs.
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of the Wei Dynasty: Avoid killing heroes, extorting violently, and being stingy with money, so that the people suffer, the towns are resentful, and the soldiers are alienated.
Li Cunxu, Emperor Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty: Ahem...don't say any more.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Zhuangzong of the later Tang Dynasty was nothing more than that, and he did so many ridiculous things.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Wan Yangou, you said just now, whose son you want to compare is Ming Jun?Just because Song Xiaozong and Zhao Yan deserve to be compared with Jianshen?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: I have read [Song History], it seems that the tombs of your Song Dynasty emperors are all within the territory of Jin.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: One more thing, I heard that whenever the Jin envoys come to the south, Song Xiaozong Zhao Yun must stay at the bed and get up to accept the letter of credence?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: What is the Mingjun of the Song Dynasty? This is clearly the counselor of the dynasty.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Haha... Counsel... Song Dynasty... Oops... I can't do it... I'm going to die laughing...
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Zhao Kuangyin... hurry up and take care of you... bah... the later emperors of the Song Dynasty...
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: Han Gaozu, don't ask me about this matter, go to Song Taizong, I have already returned to Qianyou Dynasty.
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: Zhao Gou is the descendant of Emperor Taizong of Song Dynasty. In the chat group, there is only Binger, who is my descendant.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Emperor Taizu? ? ?
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: Shut up!Don't be ashamed!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Hey, what kind of competition are you talking about, and the result is that a mediocre master is compared with my son?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, "adopted son" is not enough, but "adopted grandson"~
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Makes sense!Let me think about the merits of Wan Yangou's "raising grandson".
Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: Song Guangzong Zhao Dun was the "fostered grandson" of Wan Yangou, the third son of Song Xiaozong Zhao Yun, who reigned for five years.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Only five years?Another short-lived emperor!
Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: Not only that, during Shaoxi's reign, most political affairs were decided by the latter.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Wait, which queen?Queen?Queen Mother?Could it be another Tang Gaozong Li Zhi?
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Speaking of which, Li Fengniang, Queen of Song Guangzong Zhao Dun, is also a wonderful person.
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: This girl is sexually jealous. After Song Guangzong came to the throne, her condition fluctuated from good to bad, and she was unable to govern.
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: From the third year of Shaoxi.The power fell to Li Fengniang's hands. This woman first made her mother's family king for three generations, and then went down to the Li family's guests, and they all made up for the official position.
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: It's a pity that Song Guangzong Zhao Dun, as an emperor, went crazy.
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: Crazy?Who is crazy?Song Guangzong Zhao Dun? ?How crazy?
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: Binger, send [Song History] here quickly!
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Empress Li Fengniang was jealous and fierce by nature, dominating the harem, Song Guangzong could only swallow his anger, depressed and unhappy.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Emperor Xiaozong of Song Dynasty wanted to make the son of Zhao Kai, Duke of Jia, the son of King Jia of the Kingdom of Wei, and Zhao Yu, the Duke of Jia, as the crown prince because of the cowardly nature of King Jia.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Under the instigation of Li Fengniang and the eunuch with ulterior motives, Song Guangzong Zhao Dun regarded the Chonghua Palace as fearful of the road, and then went crazy.
Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: Empress Li is even worse than Empress Dugu. I heard that once, Song Guangzong saw a court lady with thin white hands, and he couldn't help but smile.
Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: A few days later, Empress Li ordered someone to bring a food box. After opening it, it turned out that the maid's hands were inside.
Sui Emperor Yang Jian: Nonsense!My queen is gentle and virtuous, how can she be compared with that Li Fengniang?
Sun Quan, Emperor Wu: Speaking of this matter, according to historical records, Wanyan Gou once gave him a concubine named Huang, who was tortured and killed by Empress Li.
Emperor Wei Yuan Cao Huan: What? ! !
Emperor Wei and Yuan Cao Huan: There is such a vicious woman in the world!
(End of this chapter)
The plane of Chongzhen in the Ming Dynasty.
Inside the palace.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang's words, tapped the system interface, and mocked:
"Haha...Emperor Sui Yang, you are right...Wanyan Constructing Essay can't be done...Wu can't just...just be able to live...hahaha..."
At the end, Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen couldn't help lying on the table, covering his stomach, and was out of breath from laughing.
Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian frowned and asked suspiciously:
"Emperor Yingzong, why did you come to Chongzhen Dynasty suddenly?"
"If I'm not mistaken, His Royal Highness seems to have already set off."
The system interface in front of Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian is divided into two, one is the chat interface and the other is the live broadcast interface.
On the live broadcast interface, 40 cavalry passed by along the way, the earth shook and the mountains shook, and dust was flying.
Seeing Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian was a little envious. The elite soldiers and strong generals of the four dynasties gathered together to conquer Han Sui, who gathered [-] people in the Zhongping Dynasty.
How did you lose this battle?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen stopped laughing abruptly, rubbed his cheeks, and said in an unnatural tone:
"Ahem... I am your ancestor anyway... Can't you come to Chongzhen Dynasty for a stroll?"
"No one in the Zhengtong Dynasty knows, I am determined to be a benevolent emperor of Ming Dynasty, and I don't like war."
"That's right, it's not that I'm afraid to go to the battlefield, it's just that I suddenly want to come and see you."
The battle of Tumubao was the first time that Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen personally conquered. As a result, before the battle was fought, he was beaten up by Emperor Taizu.
In addition to the battle of the civil fort recorded in the history books, the 20 army suffered heavy losses, and dozens of generals died on the battlefield, knocking on the door of the emperor, Beishou...
In short, when it comes to going to the battlefield and the imperial conquest, Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, feels fear from the bottom of his heart.
In particular, at this moment, Prince Zhu Biao is leading 40 cavalry, and there are many famous generals. Why is it similar to the battle of Tumubao?
Han Sui and the others of the Zhongping Dynasty did not care about his status as the emperor of the Ming Dynasty.
Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian looked at Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen with a strange face, muttering inwardly.
It seems that the No. [-] general of Wala ran away in battle. If Emperor Taizu and Emperor Taizong knew about this, wouldn't he be beaten up too?
……
in the chat group.
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: Can't write?Wu is not it?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Nonsense! ! !
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: I am good at calligraphy, poetry, music, painting, goodness and truth, lines, and cursive script, and I have a lot of charm.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: From the Wei, Jin, to the Six Dynasties, all the brushwork is copied!
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: If you don’t believe me, I can start a live broadcast and write [Han Mo Zhi] [Luo Shen Fu] by myself...
Han Zhongzong Liu Xun: good at calligraphy? ? ?poetry?music?
Han Zhongzong Liu Xun: What does this have to do with being an emperor?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: ...
Li Cunxu, Emperor Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty: You can also understand music...not as good as you and me...competition~
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: You are an actor emperor, how dare you compete with me?
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Hey, Wanyan, are you drunk?How dare you compete with Emperor Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty?
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Emperor Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty was brave and good at fighting, and was good at strategy. He was on the throne for 15 years.
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: If it weren't for his indulging in sensuality, lack of skill in governing the country, incompetence in employing people, connivance of the queen to interfere in politics, and heavy use of actors and eunuchs.
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of the Wei Dynasty: Avoid killing heroes, extorting violently, and being stingy with money, so that the people suffer, the towns are resentful, and the soldiers are alienated.
Li Cunxu, Emperor Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty: Ahem...don't say any more.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Zhuangzong of the later Tang Dynasty was nothing more than that, and he did so many ridiculous things.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Wan Yangou, you said just now, whose son you want to compare is Ming Jun?Just because Song Xiaozong and Zhao Yan deserve to be compared with Jianshen?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: I have read [Song History], it seems that the tombs of your Song Dynasty emperors are all within the territory of Jin.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: One more thing, I heard that whenever the Jin envoys come to the south, Song Xiaozong Zhao Yun must stay at the bed and get up to accept the letter of credence?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: What is the Mingjun of the Song Dynasty? This is clearly the counselor of the dynasty.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Haha... Counsel... Song Dynasty... Oops... I can't do it... I'm going to die laughing...
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Zhao Kuangyin... hurry up and take care of you... bah... the later emperors of the Song Dynasty...
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: Han Gaozu, don't ask me about this matter, go to Song Taizong, I have already returned to Qianyou Dynasty.
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: Zhao Gou is the descendant of Emperor Taizong of Song Dynasty. In the chat group, there is only Binger, who is my descendant.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Emperor Taizu? ? ?
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: Shut up!Don't be ashamed!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Hey, what kind of competition are you talking about, and the result is that a mediocre master is compared with my son?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, "adopted son" is not enough, but "adopted grandson"~
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Makes sense!Let me think about the merits of Wan Yangou's "raising grandson".
Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: Song Guangzong Zhao Dun was the "fostered grandson" of Wan Yangou, the third son of Song Xiaozong Zhao Yun, who reigned for five years.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Only five years?Another short-lived emperor!
Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: Not only that, during Shaoxi's reign, most political affairs were decided by the latter.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Wait, which queen?Queen?Queen Mother?Could it be another Tang Gaozong Li Zhi?
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Speaking of which, Li Fengniang, Queen of Song Guangzong Zhao Dun, is also a wonderful person.
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: This girl is sexually jealous. After Song Guangzong came to the throne, her condition fluctuated from good to bad, and she was unable to govern.
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: From the third year of Shaoxi.The power fell to Li Fengniang's hands. This woman first made her mother's family king for three generations, and then went down to the Li family's guests, and they all made up for the official position.
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: It's a pity that Song Guangzong Zhao Dun, as an emperor, went crazy.
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: Crazy?Who is crazy?Song Guangzong Zhao Dun? ?How crazy?
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: Binger, send [Song History] here quickly!
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Empress Li Fengniang was jealous and fierce by nature, dominating the harem, Song Guangzong could only swallow his anger, depressed and unhappy.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Emperor Xiaozong of Song Dynasty wanted to make the son of Zhao Kai, Duke of Jia, the son of King Jia of the Kingdom of Wei, and Zhao Yu, the Duke of Jia, as the crown prince because of the cowardly nature of King Jia.
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Under the instigation of Li Fengniang and the eunuch with ulterior motives, Song Guangzong Zhao Dun regarded the Chonghua Palace as fearful of the road, and then went crazy.
Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: Empress Li is even worse than Empress Dugu. I heard that once, Song Guangzong saw a court lady with thin white hands, and he couldn't help but smile.
Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: A few days later, Empress Li ordered someone to bring a food box. After opening it, it turned out that the maid's hands were inside.
Sui Emperor Yang Jian: Nonsense!My queen is gentle and virtuous, how can she be compared with that Li Fengniang?
Sun Quan, Emperor Wu: Speaking of this matter, according to historical records, Wanyan Gou once gave him a concubine named Huang, who was tortured and killed by Empress Li.
Emperor Wei Yuan Cao Huan: What? ! !
Emperor Wei and Yuan Cao Huan: There is such a vicious woman in the world!
(End of this chapter)
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