Emperors chat group

Chapter 281
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty pushed it lightly, but found that he couldn't push it away at all. Looking at that charming face, he said expressionlessly:
"You'd better save yourself, I'm not a lustful person, you can't charm me."

Jun Xiang, the lord of the Demon Sect, blinked, smiled, stretched out his jade finger, and touched the center of Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang's eyebrows.

"buzz"

Before Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty could react, the Great Sui Wonderland was already standing in front of the jade finger of the Demon Sect Master Jun Xiang.

Immediately, the Sect Master Jun Xiang withdrew his fingers and said with great interest:
"Senior, this is the first time I've heard of your magic weapon, and why is there no magic energy in your body?"

"just one……"

Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, coughed heavily, interrupted Jun Xiang, the lord of the Demon Sect, and said:

"That's right, I'm not a demon cultivator, but I came from the upper world, so I can give you a chance."

"what do you want?"

At the same time, Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty put away his contempt, and quietly looked at Jun Xiang, the suzerain of the Demon Sect.

I'm afraid, he met the "Hongmen Banquet"!
No wonder at such a young age, he was able to rule the Demon Realm as a woman. He underestimated this woman!

The Sect Master Jun Xiang rested his chin in one hand, stared at the "Senior from the Upper Realm" in front of him with fiery eyes, and said with emotion:
"The breath is as weak as a mortal, but he can use the devouring supernatural power that is more powerful than the beast's gluttony."

"The old Taoist priest must be wholeheartedly trying to get rid of you now, so as not to leave a disaster for the next Daozong suzerain."

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty looked slightly cold and said:

"If you talk about him again and again, I will go to the old Taoist priest and say that I am not a demon cultivator, and you are the one who lied to me."

The Sect Master Jun Xiang thought of the black vortex that seemed to be able to swallow everything in the world, his face became serious, and he said:

"I wonder if the senior can tell the junior about the upper realm first?"

"I don't know if there is a battle between dao and demon in the upper realm?"

"After Nascent Soul Realm, what realm is it?"

……

For a moment, Jun Xiang, the lord of the Demon Sect, confessed all his guesses, confusions, and conjectures about the upper realm.

Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang's eyelids twitched when he heard it. There are so many questions, he is not easy to coax...explain.

After a full cup of tea, Jun Xiang, the lord of the Demon Sect, finally finished speaking, staring at Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang expectantly.

Seeing this scene, Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang rubbed his eyebrows and said:
"Forget it, it's okay for me to tell you about some trivial matters. In the upper world, there are not only disputes between Taoism and demons, but also disputes between gods, martial arts, and literature..."

……

The plane of virtue in the Tang Dynasty.

After Tang Suzong Li Heng finished dealing with the affairs of the Xuanzong Dynasty, he returned to the Zhide Dynasty alone, and ordered the maids to prepare some meals.

Seeing on the live broadcast interface, Yang Guang'er was trying his best to coax Jun Xiang, the suzerain master of the Demon Sect, tapped the system interface, and said disdainfully:

"If you have few heirs, you are not lustful?"

"Ming Sizong, do you know that when Yang Guang's son went to the south of the Yangtze River, there was a dragon boat beauty pageant, and thousands of beautiful women were ordered to wear white clothes."

"Drawing in front of the boat, when he was watching on the boat, he fell in love with Wu Jiangxian, the "palace foot girl", and immediately accepted her as a concubine."

"I also told the ministers that the ancients said that beauty is as good as food, like a fairy, and it can really cure hunger~"

……

in the chat group.

Jin Hui Emperor Sima Zhong: Huh? ! !

Sima Zhong, Emperor Hui of Jin Dynasty: Is beauty delicious?Can it really cure hunger?
Emperor Hui of Jin Sima Zhong: Could it be that this woman alone can be worth millions of grains?
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: Wait, Emperor Hui of Jin, did I hear wrong?Or are you misunderstanding something?

Sima Zhong, Emperor Hui of Jin: What misunderstanding?Didn't the immortal Tang Suzong say that the woman is as beautiful as a meal?

Emperor Hui of Jin Dynasty Sima Zhong: If this woman can be allowed to go to the common people, those common people only need to meet once, and their stomachs will be full.

Jin Hui Emperor Sima Zhong: It should be the blessing of all people.

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: ...

Sui Emperor Yang Jian: ...

Tang Suzong Li Heng: ...

Jin Hui Emperor Sima Zhong: Could it be that I guessed wrong?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Haha... This is the first time I know... Beauty is delicious... That's what it means... Haha...

Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty Zhu Qizhen: If Sima Yi entered the group and saw that Emperor Hui of Jin was so "intelligent", he would probably die of anger.

Sun Quan, the great emperor of Wu: The death of the Sui Dynasty is like this river, the extravagance and martial arts are turned to the barbarians, the people are exhausted, and the world is screaming for new masters~
Later Tang Emperor Zhuangzong Li Cunxu: ...

Li Cunxu, Emperor Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty: Emperor Wu~ Do you want to say...this poem was written by you...?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Hey, why haven't I heard that Emperor Wu can also compose poems.

Sun Quan, Emperor Wu: Ahem...I just express my feelings, and I express my feelings.

……

The plane of Chongzhen in the Ming Dynasty.

Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu You, the procurator, sighed deeply. He was very helpless with what Sun Quan, the great emperor of Wu, said with emotion:

"Emperor Wu, please read the poem next time, you can see it clearly, don't confuse the two poems together."

"The first song is [Bianhe Nostalgia] by Pi Rixiu. It is said that the Sui Dynasty was destroyed by this river, and it has been thousands of miles away from Tongbo. If there is no dragon boat event in the water palace, there will not be much meritorious deeds of Gong Yu."

"Refused to advise labor to be a disaster base, extravagant and extremely military to the barbarians, the people are exhausted, and the world is screaming for new capital. This poem was written by Zhou Tan."

At this moment, Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian couldn't laugh or cry, no wonder Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty Liu Bei often called Sun Shiwan a Jiangdong rat.

Reading poems from other dynasties and claiming that they were written by me, how can I mix two poems together?
……

The Jian'an dimension of the Han Dynasty.

Sun Quan, Emperor Wu, lowered his head and took a closer look, and found that he had read it wrong as Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian said.

Put away the history book in his hand, tap the system interface, and said embarrassingly:
"Ahem... No wonder I always feel that something is a little weird. I didn't say that I wrote the poem, but I just said it out of my feelings."

……

in the chat group.

Tang Suzong Li Heng: Alright, don't argue anymore, Ming Sizong, what I just said about Wu Jiangxian, the palace foot girl, is recorded in the history books.

Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: Does it mean that there is nothing wrong with historical records?Wouldn't it be slanderous?

Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty Zhu Youjian: If I hadn’t visited Daye Yizhao in person, I’m afraid I would have believed the history books compiled by you.

Tang Suzong Li Heng: Nonsense! !
Tang Suzong Li Heng: Datang will never do anything to tamper with history books!
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: Will not tamper with history books?Tang Xuanzong, can you take refuge in Xiangyan Temple now?
Tang Xuanzong Li Chen: Xiangyan Temple?refuge?Why should I take refuge?Who wants to kill me?
Zhu Di, Emperor Taizong of the Ming Dynasty: According to historical records~ Before you ascended the throne, in order to escape the persecution of your nephew Tang Wuzong Li Yan, you became a monk and took refuge in Xiangyan Temple.

Ming Taizong Zhu Di: The legal name is Qiong Jun, is this true?is fake?

Tang Xuanzong Li Chen: Naturally it is false, Your Majesty is kind and rewards me generously every time, so why do you want to harm me?

Song Shaodi Zhao Bing: Prime Minister Zuo said that this is a story fabricated by Buddhists of later generations to deliberately vilify Tang Wuzong.

Song Shaodi Zhao Bing: In the first year of Huichang, Tang Wuzong decreed that the small temples and houses in the world were demolished, and some monks and nuns were also eliminated.

Song Shaodi Zhao Bing: In the second year of Huichang, another decree was issued that no boy novice should be allowed to be housed, and monks and nuns who were originally "handy workers" and who did not practice the precepts were allowed to return to the vulgar.

(End of this chapter)