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Chapter 436: Journey to the West, the story of the catastrophe!

in the chat group.

Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: The gods who are born with knowledge are very powerful.

Emperor Taizong of Song Dynasty Zhao Guangyi: Hehe... These words will also deceive ignorant ordinary people and Emperor Taizong of Tang Dynasty.

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Mystical powers and secret arts are born with knowledge, I believe, but the magic weapon is also born, I don't believe it!
Han Zhongzong Liu Xun: Could it be that I am the only one who is curious about how the gods and Buddhas in the sky were born?

Liu Xun, Emperor of Hanzhong: It can't be the birth of heaven and earth...conceived in October, right?

Emperor Wei Yuan Cao Huan: Unexpectedly, mortals in the Three Realms are so miserable. They were created by gods and Buddhas all over the sky, just to be lucky and eat.

Emperor Wei Yuan Cao Huan: Fortunately, there are no gods in my dynasty.

Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: So what if there are gods?
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: If you dare to regard ordinary people as food, then hit them!

Group owner: No, Zhu Bajie is lying, and so are all the gods and Buddhas in the sky!

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Group leader? ! !
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: You are not dead?Why do I see that your live broadcast is always dark?
Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youtang: Emperor Taizu, you have to be the master for your grandson!

Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youtang: My father is crazy!Beat me every day!
Emperor Xianzong of the Ming Dynasty Zhu Jianshen: Cough cough... Grandpa Taizu is happy and angry, and grandson is disciplining a rebellious son.

Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: He dares to smear Zhen'er in [Xianzong Shilu] today, and he will dare to smear grandson's reputation tomorrow.

Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: In the future, I am afraid that even you, the emperor Taizu, this rebellious son will dare to discredit you!

Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youtang: ...

Yang Jian, Emperor Gaozu of the Sui Dynasty: Hiss...you father and son...are really father and son.

……

The plane of Yongzheng in the Qing Dynasty.

Yuan Mingzong and Shizhen sat on the dragon chair in a resemblance, stroking the memorials, as if the whole world was under their control.

Chi Chi said:
"Qing Shizong, don't worry, I will never make decisions without authorization. I will do what you say to review memorials and deal with government affairs!"

"Hehehe... I never thought that I would have a chance to be the emperor again."

However, Emperor Shizong of Qing Dynasty ignored this fool at the moment, stared at the group leader on the chat interface, and murmured:

"Zhu Chongba!!!"

"Just wait, one day, I will definitely lead the emperor of the Qing Dynasty and take back the position of the leader of the group that belongs to the Qing Dynasty!"

"You Han emperors are all going to die!"

Ever since he learned that the leader of the group was Ming Taizu Zhu Chongba, and that seven emperors of the Ming Dynasty were already chatting in the group, Emperor Shizong of the Qing Dynasty knew about it.

There will be a battle between the Qing Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty!
……

The plane of Jiajing in the Ming Dynasty.

Ming Shizong Zhu Houcong had a bitter face, and "lend" the [-] points he had accumulated with great difficulty to his unreliable ancestor.

Watching the back of the ancestor fleeing in a hurry, he silently looked at the live broadcast interface.

Suddenly he let out a light snort, and said in surprise:
"This, this... how is it possible!"

I saw that on the live broadcast interface, which belonged to Emperor Taizu, the dark live broadcast screen suddenly returned to normal.

What caught my eye was a magnificent palace, which was even more magnificent than that of Emperor Sui Yang, and it was the only one Ming Shizong had seen in his life.

A few mighty and extraordinary gods sat together, devouring the delicacies, and said vaguely:

"Your Majesty, you can eat quickly, this dragon liver and phoenix marrow won't taste good when it's cold."

"Tiande, don't grab it, save some flat peaches for me!"

"Give it up! No one can take my fairy wine!"

……

in the chat group.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Hey, where is Emperor Taizu? ? ?

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Why did I look around, but didn't see Emperor Taizu?

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Could it be that something happened to Emperor Taizu?

Ming Taizong Zhu Di: Unworthy descendants, shut up!Believe it or not I will beat you!
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: Your emperor Taizu had far-sighted plans, how could something happen!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Grandpa, what about Emperor Taizu?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Eyes and brains are good things, but it's a pity that Ming Yingzong doesn't have them.

Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: Take a closer look, is there a trace of familiarity in the eyes of the immortal sitting on the main seat?

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: The strategy of doves occupying magpies' nests was not only used by Han Gaozu, but also by group leaders.

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: ...

Han Gaozu Liu Bang: Group leader, don't tell me, you haven't conquered the heaven yet?

Han Gaozu Liu Bang: It's over, it's over, I just beat up the yellow-robed monster who robbed the women of the people, and locked them in two cylinders of yin and yang.

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: He said that he was Kui Mulang, one of the 28 stars in the heaven.

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: He also said that the folk girl was the jade girl who served the incense in the incense hall.

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: If this matter gets out, then the remaining 27 star kings will come to the human world to seek revenge on me, right?

Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang: Hahaha... Han Gaozu, let you run rampant in the human world these days!
Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: How is this going?Is it imminent death?
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Liu Che: Don't panic, Emperor Gaozu, don't there still be two monsters in Shituoling?Just push this calamity to those two big monsters.

……

The arena of the heavens.

heaven.

The leader of the group, Zhu Yuanzhang, changed into the appearance of Nine Heavens Responding to the Thunder and Universalizing Tianzun, took charge of the Ministry of Thunder, and glared at these "old brothers" who had never seen the world.

I completely forgot that when I first occupied the magpie's nest, I didn't know how much dragon liver and phoenix marrow I ate. Looking at the chat interface, I said:

"Grandpa Han, don't worry, it's the time of Journey to the West, the sky is dark, and the Emperor of Heaven and Tathagata can't figure out the things in the human world."

"However, don't be too unscrupulous, it's best to act in secret."

Afterwards, Zhu Yuanzhang inquired about his own time and told all the emperors about the whole story of Journey to the West.

……

It is a hundred miles away from Pingdingshan.

Tang Taizong Li Shimin turned his head in a daze, glanced at Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice, blinked his eyes, and thought to himself:
"Hiss... I seem to be too ostentatious, so Lingshan Tathagata won't trouble me, right?"

"No, I have to think of a perfect plan."

……

Lion Mountain.

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty, looked at the two cylinders of yin and yang that he regarded as a treasure in front of him without tears, and slept in his arms at night without letting go.

Said in a panic:
"The yellow-robed monster...cough cough, Mr. Kuimu Langxing, are you still alive?"

"I'll let you out right now, don't die!"

aside.

After taking a bath, the charming and charming Fox Commander hugged Han Gaozu and said coquettishly:

"Ao Ji, it's been an hour and three quarters, the yellow-robed monster must have turned into pus."

"Do you really believe that he is Kuimu Wolf Star Lord of Heaven?"

"Follow me in~"

The beauty was by his side, but Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty felt ashamed, opened the two cylinders of yin and yang and took a look.

Except for the scorpion spirit, there is only a puddle of pus inside the yin and yang gas cylinders, and she wanted to cry without tears:
"It's over, it's over, it's really over."

"This Kuimu wolf is dead. If it wasn't for Xi... the Emperor of Heaven counted, he could have counted that I killed Kui Mulang."

"No, I'm going to find the Second Great King, yes, find the Second Great King!"

While speaking, Han Gaozu pushed away the charming and charming Fox Commander, and ran towards the place of retreat.

This matter was too big, and his frail body couldn't bear it.

Only the stupid second king, Bai Xiang, seems to be able to carry it.

(End of this chapter)