Emperors chat group

in the chat group.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Hey, how could Song Shaodi be so lucky?

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: It’s easy to meet such a beautiful fairy, and the fairy’s second brother is actually a god in heaven!

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Why can’t I encounter such good things?

Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Who said you haven't met?Gu Ruo remembers correctly, the great cause once, Tang Guogong's daughter, still waiting in her boudoir~
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: If you are not afraid that Emperor Taizong of Tang will kill you, marry Emperor Yang of Sui.

Jin Hui Emperor Sima Zhong: Is it beautiful?
Emperor Hui of Jin Sima Zhong: Immortal Sui, the position of empress of my dynasty is vacant...can I marry you?

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Cough cough... I also...

Zhu Qizhen of Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Emperor Hui of Jin, Wanyan Gou, you two are far away from me!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: How dare you miss my beloved concubine!

Tang Taizong Li Shimin: The three of you...do you want to die?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Keke...Erlang...you don't want to watch your sister die alone, do you?

Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: Besides, I am the leader of the resurgence of the Song Dynasty, and now I am just in trouble.

When Tang Sanzang saw "Li Erlang" interceding for the three apprentices, he felt more and more tired.

……

Emperor Shizong of the Ming Dynasty Zhu Houcong: As a junior, it is inconvenient for me to intervene in the affairs of my ancestors. Let Emperor Renzong and Emperor Xuanzong discipline Emperor Yingzong.

"This kindness, the poor monk will definitely repay in the future, but, the Tang Dynasty is in Nanzhan Buzhou, why did you come to Xiniu Hezhou?"

Then the three apprentices of the Buddhist scriptures ate wine and drank meat openly.

"Besides, if the poor monk is not mistaken, this place is Zhu Ziguo, why are there soldiers from the Tang Dynasty in the city?"

Otherwise, how could so many unimaginable things have happened in just a few short months?
First, the venerable Zen Master Wuchao said he was Lu Ya and killed Samantabhadra's mount, the white elephant.

Tang Taizong Li Shimin said calmly:
"Bodhisattva, this place used to be the Zhuzi Country, but now it is the Tang Dynasty Zhuzi County."

The arena of the heavens.

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Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: With [The Method of Shenting Cultivation], it is useless, right?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: ...

No need to guess, he knew that the three apprentices broke the precepts, and it must be related to General "Li Erlang".

Tang Taizong Li Shimin closed the chat interface casually, nodded to Tang Suzong Li Heng, and asked him to stare at the three foolish emperors.

Sun Wukong, who was smelling of alcohol, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, who were full of oil from food, all stood in a row with low eyebrows.

Tang Taizong Li Shimin glared at Yu Chigong who was still watching the fun, and ordered:

After Tang Taizong Li Shimin pushed the door and entered, he met the eyes of Monkey King and other monsters asking for help, and said with a smile:

"Remember, when Master Sanzang says stop, you can stop!"

Tang Taizong Li Shimin hurriedly talked:
"That's right, it's Xizheng!"

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva finally woke up, so don't disturb Bodhisattva because of these small things."

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: No!I want to be the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty!
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Heck, how dare you ask how you plan to set up a divine court?

"Master Sanzang, there is an old saying that people are not sages and sages, and no one has faults. If you know your mistakes, you can correct them. There is nothing good about it."

Tang Sanzang, who has always been kind to others in the past, is reprimanding angrily:
"Wukong, Bajie, how can you drink wine and eat meat! If I hadn't happened to be discovered by my master today, how long would you have planned to hide it from my master?"

"That day, you and Wukong rescued the poor monk in Shituoling?"

Tang Taizong walked to the bed, performed a Buddhist ceremony, and said:
"Li Erlang, the imperial clan of the Tang Dynasty, pays homage to Guanyin Bodhisattva."

Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: Cough cough cough... Dad, if you continue to act like this, don't blame me for rebelling against you!
Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youtang: That's right, Grandpa Huang, can you be more sober!
Zhu Houcong, Emperor Shizong of the Ming Dynasty: Grandpa... you... Hey, you, please send Emperor Yingzong back to the Zhengtong Dynasty.

This, this, this... is this really the human world she is familiar with?When did it become like this!

Now her "savior" said that he was "Li Erlang" of the Tang Dynasty clan, and he was ordered by the Tang Emperor to march westward.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's complexion changed slightly, and he said in a daze:

Zhu Bajie glanced at Tang Sanzang furtively, seeing that he did not stop him, he said cautiously:
"Master, Erlang's method is good."

"My old pig knows that he has sinned deeply. Today, if the master doesn't stop, my old pig will be beaten all the time."

"Wait, Xizheng???"

After listening for a few breaths, Tang Sanzang showed a look of impatience, apologized to Guanyin Bodhisattva, and ran out of the palace in a hurry.

After a while, Zhu Bajie's heart-piercing screams came from outside the hall:
"Oh, master, my old pig knows I was wrong!"

Cheng Yaojin, Yu Chigong and other generals stood there from a distance, with their lips tightly shut, their shoulders trembling, as if they were about to be unable to hold back their laughter.

Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: After I escape from the dungeon and regain my strength, I will definitely be able to conquer the land of the next state and establish the great Song Dynasty.

Guanyin Bodhisattva coughed lightly, his face was a little haggard, and he said weakly:

"Jingde, don't hesitate to drag the Great Sage and the others outside the hall and beat them with a thousand slabs as punishment!"

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: I am the emperor, who I want to be the empress, maybe I have to ask you for your opinions!
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Hahaha...Ming Yingzong, why don't you just stay in my great cause, how about I grant you a god?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: I will spare you the filial sons and grandsons who want to take you back.

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: If I remember correctly, you seem to...can't even go home.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: You are not worthy of your descendants... You are not worthy of your descendants!

Tang Sanzang waved his hand helplessly, and Yu Chigong and others led Monkey King and other monsters to the outside of the hall pretending to be serious.

"Hiss...it hurts so much! My old pig is going to be beaten to pieces!"

"The Tang Dynasty has a vast territory and outstanding people. It is better for these small barbarian countries to attach themselves to the Tang Dynasty than to be killed by monsters."

"Your Majesty felt that Master Sanzang traveled far west to learn scriptures, and he was afraid of being harmed by monsters, so he ordered me to lead an army to protect Master Sanzang on his westward expedition."

"Even if you are beaten to death, you are still willing!"

On the other hand, he strode into the bedroom, preparing to see that Guanyin Bodhisattva with his own eyes.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: I can abolish the empress, and then...

Guanyin Bodhisattva heard the words, closed her eyes, and whispered the Buddhist scriptures, muttering in her heart, she must be in the illusion of Zen Master Wuchao!

"Wu Jing, I always thought that you were the most worry-free disciple for me, but I didn't expect that you...actually acted like this!"

In Datang Noble County.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: At that time, I promise your sister the position of queen.

Looking around, the palace was in chaos.

After Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, saw Guanyin Bodhisattva's reaction, he took out the map of Xiniu Hezhou from his arms and said to himself:
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, may I ask you when are you going to Shituoling to take revenge?"

"After you fell into a coma, Lu Ya established a demon dynasty in Shituoling, called himself the Golden Crow Emperor, and even made bold remarks."

"You must set your heart for the monster clan! Make your life for all the monsters! Inherit the will of His Majesty the Monster Emperor and His Majesty the East Emperor, and bring peace to the monster clan forever!"

"If you don't care about it, Emperor Jinwu is about to hit Lingshan."

(End of this chapter)