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The arena of the heavens.

Lion Mountain.

In front of the demon prime minister's palace.

When the Bull Demon King and other big demons arrived, they saw "Ao Ji" and his descendants gathering together on the high platform outside the palace, not knowing what they were doing.

After King Duomu squeezed into the crowded crowd, he said carelessly:
"Brother Ao, why did you call me here?"

"Is this another banquet? Let's agree first, brothers are brothers, and you must not miss my seven beautiful junior sisters!"

Looking around, there is a lifelike straw man on the high platform, wearing a dragon robe and with a name engraved on his forehead.

[Yuan and Ming Dynasty Zong Bo'er only Jin-He Shixuan]

Guan Yu held the sword and Zhang Fei wrote the pen. Under the command of Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, they continued to perfect the straw man.

After seeing the demons coming, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty said excitedly:

"Lao Niu, Duomu, you are finally here. Your Majesty has rewarded me with a magical power that can kill enemies thousands of miles away."

"Now that everything is ready, we only need one golden fairyland demon to bow to you. Why don't you discuss who will bow to you?"

The six-eared macaque came closer, looked at the straw man who was no different from a living person, and said in surprise:

"Prime Minister Ao, who made this straw man? He has all the facial features and a calm demeanor, so lifelike!"

Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, looked at Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty and said proudly:

"Hey, although I'm not good at writing or martial arts, my descendants can be said to have their own strengths."

"This is compiled by Xuande himself. If you like the six-eared macaque, let Xuande compile a straw man for you someday...monkey?"

This was the first time that the Bull Demon King heard about the magical power that could kill enemies from thousands of miles away, and said:

"Brother Ao, is it true or false?"

"Let me, old cow, try it!"

Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, was overjoyed and ordered a group of "descendants", as well as six-eared macaques and other monsters, to retreat to the foot of the high platform.

Whispered in the bull devil's ear:

"Old Niu, since it's a salute, naturally it should be as big as possible."

"I just found a mortal to test this time. If I pray three times a day, after the 21st, this mortal will really be out of his mind~"

"I will help you persuade Princess Iron Fan to allow you to take a concubine."

When the Bull Demon King heard this, his eyes immediately turned red and he said excitedly:

"Okay, Brother Ao, you must not deceive me, Lao Niu!"

"Isn't it just a big gift? Isn't it a big deal to kneel three times and kowtow nine times?"

After saying that, the Bull Demon King suddenly knelt down on the ground, holding a pair of horns on his head, and performed a "dong dong dong" ceremony by kneeling three times and kowtowing nine times.

……

in the chat group.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Hiss... Han Gaozu and the others really knew how to play. The straw man who was originally the size of a palm was made into an ordinary person.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: He also specially dressed the straw man and painted his face... Yuan Mingzong, you'd better ask for more blessings.

Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: I don’t know if Yuan Mingzong, a barbarian like him, could bear the three-kneel-down-nine-kowtow ceremony of the Great Demon King of the Golden Fairy Realm.

Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Barbarian, why don't you start a live broadcast?Also let me wait and see how you were cursed to death?
Yuan Mingzong and Shizhen: ...

Yuan Mingzong and Shihen: No, is there something wrong with you?

Yuan Mingzong and Shi Xing: I am not in the arena of the heavens. Even if the Bull Demon King smashes his head, it has nothing to do with me.

Yuan Mingzong and Shi Xing: Haha... I didn’t expect that the emperor of Han Dynasty claimed to be very intelligent, but he was so forgetful.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Yes, I almost forgot, you barbarian was so frightened by Song Taizong that you crawled away from the Three Realms.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: What a shame for an emperor!
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Hey, hey, Zhu Qizhen, how can you say this about Yuan Mingzong?
Yuan Mingzong and Shi Xing: It’s still Song Gaozong, you understand me, from now on I will never call you Wanyan again...

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Yuan Mingzong clearly saw that the situation was not good and ran away. The face of Emperor Yuan was completely lost.

Yuan Mingzong and Shihen: You, you... you are bullying others too much!
Yuan Mingzong and Shihen: Okay, then I will start a live broadcast and let you see whether the Emperor of the Han Dynasty can curse me to death!
……

The mechanical system prompt sounded in the ears of the crowd:

[Ding, Yuan Mingzong and Shihen start the live broadcast]...

All of a sudden, Emperor Wu of Wei, Cao Cao and other emperors flooded into the live broadcast room of Yuan Mingzong and Shizhen.

They also wanted to see if Han Gaozu's seven nail-headed arrow magic power could still be effective in a different world.

If possible, from now on they will have to scour the three realms to search for supernatural powers.

……

The middle plane of the Han Dynasty.

A deserted countryside.

Yuan Mingzong and Shihen stood under an ancient tree, eating wild fruits, jumping up and down from time to time, and said proudly:
"Haha, I just said that the Emperor of Han Dynasty was insane."

"Look, there's nothing wrong with me. Are you angry?"

……

The arena of the heavens.

Lion Mountain.

After the Bull Demon King performed the grand ceremony of kneeling three times and kowtowing nine times, he embraced Han Gaozu and said enthusiastically:
"Brother Ao, follow me back to the cave right away and advise the old lady in my old Niu family. How come other great demons can have wives and concubines in groups, but I, Old Niu, can't!"

Just as Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, was about to speak, Liu Che, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, stepped forward and whispered a few words in his ear.

Not only did he tell all the conversations of the emperors in the chat group just now, but he also said that Yuan Mingzong was making crazy provocations.

Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty raised his eyebrows, thought about it, waved his hand, and opened the live broadcast interface of Yuan Mingzong.

After squeezing the magic formula with his hand, a stream of water appeared out of thin air and turned into a mirror. In the mirror, a man with the same appearance as a straw man appeared.

At this moment, he was as if he had lost his mind and gone crazy, jumping up and down, but there was no sound at all.

Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, pointed at the live broadcast interface of Yuan Mingzong presented by the water mirror, and said helplessly:

"Old Niu, you can't do this either. Look at that mortal still alive and kicking. Is he provoking you?"

"If this mortal wasn't thousands of miles away, my brother would have led you to the door and skinned and tore apart this mortal's bones."

"call"

I saw two heat waves gushing out from the Bull Demon King's nose, and the sound exploded like thunder over Shituoling:

"What? How dare a mere mortal dare to provoke me like this???"

"Where are the monsters in Jilei Mountain? Bring them all to my old cow!"

In an instant, monsters from the fairyland and the fairyland came from all directions, and most of them were bull monsters.

The Bull Demon King waved his hand, and the demonic power of the Golden Fairyland surged out, and the high platform instantly rose from the ground, suspended in mid-air.

Immediately, the Bull Demon King stood in front of the high platform, pointed at the straw man on the high platform, and said angrily:
"Bow me, old cow!"

"I can't curse this mortal to death today, and I, an old cow, stand on my head and eat grass!!!"

Although all the demons in Jilei Mountain have now joined the demon dynasty, the Bull Demon King has been gaining prestige in their hearts for a long time.

At this moment, after hearing the king's instructions, the monsters in Jilei Mountain knelt down and worshiped the straw man on the high platform.

The sound of neat kowtows made the ground begin to shake.

Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty, Liu Bei, quietly walked up to the Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty and whispered:

"Prime Minister, isn't it a little too... grandiose?"

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty, raised the corner of his mouth and said casually:

"It doesn't matter. Don't you want to see the old cow standing upside down in the Golden Wonderland eating grass?"

As soon as these words came out, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty was speechless.

at the same time.

All the great demons from the Golden Fairy Realm flew to the side of the high platform and started talking among themselves:
"Is Lao Niu crazy? He is just a mortal, but he is so aggressive?"

"Wait a minute, isn't there something wrong with this curse-killing magical power?"

"It shouldn't be. Didn't Prime Minister Ao say that this supernatural power was rewarded by His Majesty?"

(End of this chapter)