Emperors chat group

"call out"

Li Zhi suddenly took out a dagger from under the pillow, and stabbed at Tang Taizong's chest.

"boom"

Tang Taizong did not evade, the silver armor emitted a burst of fairy light, and the dagger stabbed on it without leaving even a trace.

When Emperor Gaozong of the Tang Dynasty failed to hit the target and was about to stab his neck, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty grabbed the dagger and crushed it into pieces with just a slight exertion.

Immediately, Tang Taizong took out a panacea and forcibly drank it for Tang Gaozong, and then took out a thorny thorn stick.

Looking at Nizi, whose face was rapidly turning rosy and recovering from his illness, he said coldly:

"Looking at Zhu Chengbi thinking a lot, haggard and fragmented, remembering the king, I don't believe that she often sheds tears recently, and when she unboxes it, she looks like a pomegranate skirt."

"This song [Ruyi Niang] written by Empress Wu when she was a nun at Ganye Temple is really full of lovesickness and sorrow."

"Since you, the rebellious son, have done those unfilial things, and now you are showing off in front of your father, don't you think it's ridiculous?"

Tang Gaozong Li Zhi had a complex expression, he threw the hilt of the sword aside casually, and said lightly:
"The late emperor passed away long ago. Now you have made him look like him. Do you want to kill people and kill people?"

"Haha... Let's do it. I never thought that in my wise life, I would die in the hands of a thief like you who hides his head and hides his tail."

When Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, waved his hand, a thorny thorn branch passed by, and a bloody scar suddenly appeared on Tang Gaozong's face.

However, after a few breaths, he was cured by the elixir and disappeared.

Seeing this scene, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty was completely relieved, threw Bu Shan aside, walked towards Tang Gaozong step by step, and said word by word:

"Why are you hiding your head and showing your tail? I am your father! I came to you this time because you are so stupid that you can't even notice the changes in the person next to you!"

"You still claim to be a wise man, but Empress Wu has raised tens of thousands of troops under your eyes, and she is about to destroy Tang Dynasty and establish Zhou Dynasty!"

"Also, please explain to me, what does it mean for the prince to see a martial artist and be pleased with him when he was serving Taizong's decoction?"

For a time, along with Tang Gaozong's screams, the sound of whipping sounded like raindrops in the palace.

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in the chat group.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: It’s too miserable, it’s really too miserable...

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: I have never seen such an unlucky person.

Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: Yes, this is the first time I have seen it. I will definitely learn these seven nail-headed arrows someday.

Sun Quan, Emperor Wu: Wan Yangou, do you think you are Liu Bang’s child?Can he sneak into the demon dynasty quietly and still hold a high position?

Tang Suzong Li Heng: That is called under a crow, above ten thousand monsters.

Suzong Li Heng of the Tang Dynasty: If all the great demons in the Golden Immortal Realm knew that the Emperor of Han Dynasty was just a mere mortal, would they be so angry that they would go crazy on the spot?

Zhao Kuangyin, Emperor Taizu of the Song Dynasty: In my opinion, those monsters would skin and remove the bones of Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty.

Zhao Guangyi, Emperor Taizong of the Song Dynasty: During these days, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty used the excuse of a banquet to interrogate all the trump cards of the great demons.

Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Yes, Gu Ye has never seen such a simple and honest monster.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Honest and honest?The Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong were sworn brothers. Sun Wukong was trapped under the Five Fingers Mountain, but the Bull Demon King didn't even look at him.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: This is obviously hypocritical benevolence and righteousness!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: How to see it?Didn't you hear Sun Wukong talk about his great achievements?

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: He made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, secretly ate pills in Tushita Palace, and kicked over the pill refining furnace...

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: If it were me, I would have wanted to stay away from such a sworn brother who was constantly causing trouble.

Emperor Hui of Jin Sima Zhong: In other words, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty is the most loyal.

Sima Zhong, Emperor Hui of the Jin Dynasty: Emperor Wu killed Guan Yu, and Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty sent all his troops to kill Soochow.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Hiss...it seems to be true. Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty was so benevolent and righteous that I even wanted to find him and sworn sworn vows.

Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: ...

Zhu Youtang, Emperor Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty: Grandpa Emperor, please be careful!
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty, do you want to sworn sworn brothers?Sun Quan, Emperor Wu: Bah, what kind of benevolence and righteousness? Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty was obviously hypocritical benevolence and righteousness.

Sun Quan, the Great Emperor of Wu: Baidi City entrusted him with an orphan, so Zhuge Liang cleaned up the mess for him, dedicated himself to death, and died.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Oh, yes, yes, Sun Shu, what you said makes sense. Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty was just a hypocrite.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: When he died, Zhuge Liang's eyes were red from crying. When Zhuge Liang died, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty did not even look at him.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Yes, so to speak, the brotherhood between Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei was just like paper.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty avenged his younger brother and attacked Soochow with all his troops. As a result, when he was dying, neither Guan Yu nor Zhang Fei went to see him.

Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: ...

Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: ...

Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youtang: ...

Liu Bei, Emperor Zhaolie of Han Dynasty:? ? ?
Sun Quan, Emperor Wu: You, you...you...

Jin Hui Emperor Sima Zhong: Wait, didn’t Ming Yingzong, Song Gaozong, and Han Emperor Zhaolie die before Zhuge Liang?

Sima Zhong, Emperor Hui of Jin Dynasty: How can we go to see Zhuge Liang?Guan Yu and Zhang Fei seemed to have died before Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty, right?
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Haha... I was just joking when I saw that Sun Shu was slandering Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty again.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: My dear, don't waste your efforts. Liu Bei's reputation for benevolence and righteousness was praised by everyone even in the Ming Dynasty.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: How can you, a mediocre master like you, the King of Wu of the Wei Dynasty... No, the King of Wu of the Qin Dynasty be able to smear him?

Yuan Mingzong and Shi Xing: No...wait...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Is there anyone here to save me...I am so hot...

Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Hot?Could it be that the blood is too strong?Gu recommends that you go to the romantic land of the Qing Dynasty~
Yuan Mingzong and Shihen: Bah, it’s not that hot!I feel like I'm about to be burned!
Zhao Kuangyin, Taizu of the Song Dynasty: The Golden Crow Emperor Lu Ya was born from the Golden Crow on the Sun Star. He possesses the Golden Crow True Fire and can burn all things.

Zhao Kuangyin, Emperor Taizu of the Song Dynasty: Being separated by two worlds, it just makes you feel hot. You, a barbarian, should be satisfied.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Hey, Emperor Wu of Wei, can you stop practicing all the time and visit the daughter country?

……

The plane of Yongzheng in the Qing Dynasty.

"Tear"

Yuan Mingzong and Shihen tore off their clothes, closed the chat interface angrily, with red eyes, rushed towards the palace maid in the distance, and cursed:
"Just wait! When the emperor of my great Yuan Dynasty enters the group, I must make you look good!"

"Water, water, water, bring me water quickly!"

When the maids heard the noise, they turned their heads and saw a naked thief with red eyes rushing toward them with a sinister smile.

Suddenly, everyone was so frightened that their faces turned pale, turned around and ran away.

"Help!"

"There is a lunatic!"

……

The arena of the heavens.

Lion Mountain.

A group of golden fairyland demons surrounded the water mirror, constantly exchanging glances, and an awkward atmosphere filled the air.

The simple-minded Bull Demon King leaned into "Ao Ji"'s ear and whispered:
"Brother Ao, hurry up and dispel your water mirror spell. Your Majesty is almost furious before you see it."

"But that's right, it's not like the Golden Crow's true fire burned the world, and in the end even a little mortal..."

"boom"

I saw a ball of blazing Golden Crow True Fire falling on the Bull Demon King, and in an instant, it filled the whole body.

The Bull Demon King immediately burst into screams:
"Ah! Your Majesty, please forgive me. I didn't say you couldn't do it!" (End of Chapter)