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Chapter 499 Qing Shizong: Don’t come over!

The Golden Crow Emperor Lu Ya was playing with a simple and simple clock, and when he heard what "Prime Minister Ao" said, he glanced at his confidant minister with admiration, and said along the way:

"Yes, that's exactly what I mean."

"But, isn't a straw man not enough for the people of my Demon Dynasty to test my magical powers?"

Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, patted his chest and said righteously:

"Your Majesty, you go to retreat and leave this matter to the old minister!"

Seeing this scene, Golden Crow Emperor Lu Ya patted "Ao Ji" happily and said:

"Ao Ji, you are truly my confidant, okay, I'll leave this matter to you."

Then, the Golden Crow Emperor Lu Ya turned into a beam of fire and flew towards the retreat place.

After Lu Ya left, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty looked around, waved to Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty who was standing underground, and shouted:

"Xuande, come up and make a straw man!"

"Hey, where are Yun Chang and Yide? Che'er, go find them."

King Duomu gave a thumbs up and praised:
"Prime Minister Ao, you are the most capable. You are not like some old cow who dares to mock Your Majesty in front of His Majesty."

Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty kneaded the magic formula with his hand, and as he waved his hand, another water mirror appeared, and on it was the live broadcast interface of Zong Yinzhen of the Qing Dynasty.

Liu Bang pointed to Qing Shizong Yinzhen, Li Wei, Ertai and other barbarians and said:

"Duomu, Liuer, what do you think of the descendants of these rat spirits? There are so many people, enough for us to play~"

After seeing the weird hair of these mortals, the six-eared macaque said with disgust:
"Prime Minister Ao, where did you find this mortal? This is too ugly."

Liu Bei, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty, flew to the high platform and saw that his great ancestor was preparing to harm the emperor and ministers of the Qing Dynasty. He had no objection and started to make straw men neatly.

King Duomu and other great demons from the Golden Immortal Realm also gathered next to Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty and discussed:

"Okay, Xuande, I didn't expect you to be so skilled at weaving."

"In other words, if you are a dragon from all over the world, if you don't learn how to make clouds and rain, why do you want to learn how to weave grass?"

"If you ask me, it must be because Prime Minister Ao has too many descendants. Due to the pressure of livelihood, we can only let them learn some crafts."

After the Bull Demon King struggled to get up, he touched his charred body and grinned in pain, fearing that he would be laughed at by other big demons.

Covering his face, he flew towards the cave without saying a word. However, due to the serious injury, the escape light sometimes flew high and sometimes lowered, making it look particularly weird.

After Han Gaozu ordered the demons to disperse, he sighed when he saw the miserable state of the Bull Demon King.

Thinking of the [Powerful Bull Demon Fist] that the Bull Demon King generously gave him when they were drinking together a few days ago, he murmured:
"That's all, the old cow is in such a miserable condition, I'll just help him."

After saying that, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty flew towards Princess Iron Fan's cave.

……

in the chat group.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Hahaha... Qing Shizong, you are going to be in trouble.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: This worship is the power of millions of small demons and dozens of golden fairy realm demons. Can you stop it?

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Hehe... I have been watching the live broadcast of Qing Shizong these days.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: I am the same.

Zong Yinzhen of the Qing Dynasty: What is there to be afraid of?It's just bad luck.

Zong Yinzhen of the Qing Dynasty: Wanyan Gou, how is the prison of heaven held?Are you comfortable?

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Bah, you barbarian should think about how to die first!

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Don't forget, you and your Qing ministers are now in Luzhou, Beiju.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Living in the same world, do you think the power of the seven nail-headed arrows will be as powerful as before?
Emperor Yang Guang of Sui Dynasty: By the way, Qing Shizong, you don’t care about Yuan Mingzong?

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Don't forget, he is in the palace now... and is about to break into the harem.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: With Yuan Mingzong's naked appearance, will it scare your concubines?Wei Wudi Cao Cao: Scared?I think this is like a tiger infiltrating a flock of sheep, and those concubines will rush forward eagerly~
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Hiss~ If you want to say this, when the teacher of Qing Shizong returns to the court, won't all the three thousand beauties in the harem be pregnant...

Emperor Yinzhen of the Qing Dynasty: Enough! ! !

Zong Yinzhen of the Qing Dynasty: Shut up, all of you!
Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: Grandson, speaking of which, the last time you went to the palace, did you rest in the harem for a few nights?
Sun Quan, Emperor Wu: ...

Sun Quan, Emperor Wu: I went there once and was so frightened that I ran away. Those concubines were so ugly.

……

The arena of the heavens.

After half an hour.

The Bull Demon King wandered all the way, and finally returned to the cave, and saw his son sitting on the stone, waiting for him.

Feeling touched in my heart, I walked closer, twitched the corners of my mouth, smiled, and said softly:
"My child, have you been waiting for a long time? My father always thought that you were just too playful, but I never thought that you could be so filial."

"Let's go home with dad. Whatever you want to eat tonight, dad will cook it for you."

In a trance, Hong Haier raised his head, looked at the Bull Demon King in front of him, opened his mouth, and said guiltily:
"Dad...Uncle Niu, it was me who was too crazy in the past. If you want to find that vixen in the future, just go and find him. I will never say anything again."

The Bull Demon King was just about to bend down to pick up the red boy and go home, when he suddenly froze for a moment, rubbed his ears, and said in surprise:

"Wait, what do you call father???"

The red boy's immature face was full of grief, and he said in a low voice:
"Uncle Niu, don't hide it from me, I already know it."

"So it turns out that you haven't been home for hundreds of years and married that vixen, all because of me."

The Bull Demon King grabbed Red Boy's shoulders with his two big hands, shook them vigorously, and said urgently:
"My child, are you crazy?"

"I am your father, not your Uncle Niu. Don't you recognize me?"

Honghai'er said in despair:

"No, you're not my father. It's all because I'm too stupid to learn the truth today."

"Uncle Niu, you don't know Samadhi True Fire, but I was born with Samadhi True Fire. Also, your body is of the cow type, and I am not."

"Please let my mother go. If you want to be beaten or punished, come at me, the red boy."

The Bull Demon King was so angry that he almost cursed. He stretched out his hand and hesitated for a long time, but was still reluctant to slap it down. He said earnestly:
"My child, don't listen to their nonsense. You are the biological son of your father and your mother."

"You were born with Samadhi True Fire because your mother was born unusually."

Hong Hai'er swayed slightly and came to the cave, shook his head and said:

"Uncle Niu, please don't lie to me. A phoenix will give birth to a phoenix, and a dragon will give birth to a dragon. My mother doesn't know how to make Samadhi really hot."

"Forget it, go ahead. I'm going to take my mother to find my biological father."

While talking, Red Boy ignored the Bull Demon King, opened the cave door, and prepared to walk in.

"boom"

The majestic pressure swept across, and the Bull Demon King gritted his teeth and said:

"Speak! Which bastard told you that! My old cow is going to eat him alive! Ling Chi put to death!!!"

"You are obviously my father's biological son, where can you find your biological father!"

"Nizi, Nizi!"

at the same time.

A sound of voices came from the cave, and it was also mixed with the charming laughter of Princess Iron Fan:

"Madam, then we have an agreement."

"Brother Ao Ji, please come to my cave often as a guest in the future." (End of Chapter)

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