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Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Hiss... Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty was so crazy that he even hooked up with a married woman. How is this different from Emperor Wu of the Wei Dynasty?

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Actually, if you think about it carefully, Princess Iron Fan is also a beautiful and charming woman.

Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: Moreover, he is also a great demon in the Golden Immortal Realm, and he also has innate spiritual treasures such as the banana fan.

Li Heng, Emperor Suzong of the Tang Dynasty: Could it be that the spirit of Jian'an still exists today, and the legacy of Wei and Wu will be passed down forever~
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: ...

Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: No, what does this have to do with Gu? ? ?

Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: I have calculated that Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty was really busy these days.

Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: He flirted with seven spider spirits, and was extremely affectionate with the fox beauty. Now he has to add the Iron Fan Princess...

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: I suddenly feel envious of Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty.

Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: By the way, did anyone go to Emperor Gaozu's time and secretly tell Empress Lu what Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty had done?

Suzong Li Heng of the Tang Dynasty: Then Empress Lu was not just a dynasty official...

Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: Look at Han Gaozu’s live broadcast interface. The Bull Demon King was tied up by Han Gaozu, and the red boy called Han Gaozu Dad.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: What? ! !
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: How could the Emperor of the Han Dynasty be so upright when he hooked up with a married woman?

Li Chen, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty: If I had known it, I would not have watched Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty weave straw.

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The arena of the heavens.

Inside the cave.

Princess Iron Fan walked around the Bull Demon King and Red Boy for a few times, her pretty face was grim, and she said coldly:

"Tell me, what's going on?"

The Bull Demon King swallowed, recalling his wife's methods, feeling a little guilty, and then thought that he was justified.

He straightened his waist and said with anger:

"Bitch, this traitor has already told me, Lao Niu!"

"How do you think I, Old Niu, am not as good as Ao Ji the dog thief? Is it because I am not as handsome as him? Or is my cultivation not as good as his?"

"After all, I, Lao Niu, am also a big, reputable monster in the three realms, and you've actually been hanging out with this bitch for a long time!"

Red Boy stared at the Bull Demon King and cursed:

"Ox Demon King, how dare you scold my mother and father! You and I are incompatible!"

"It's obvious that you haven't come home for hundreds of years and married that vixen, why can't my mother find another new love?"

"Snapped"

"Snapped"

With the crisp slaps, the faces of the Bull Demon King and Red Boy suddenly became red and swollen.

Princess Iron Fan gritted her teeth angrily, her chest heaving up and down, and she said word by word:

"What the hell did you go crazy with, you heartless old cow! Brother Ao Ji and I are innocent!"

Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, felt a headache when he saw this scene in front of him, and he tried to persuade him:
"Yes, Lao Niu, my wife and I didn't know each other before. Could it be that you just listened to the rumors and just believed them to be true?"

The Bull Demon King pressed his red and swollen cheeks and gritted his teeth and said:
"Go away, you thief, no one in the entire Shitu Ridge knows that you are a dissolute person and that your descendants will be numerous."

"Bah, I, Lao Niu, only hate that I am blind, that I didn't recognize your true face earlier, and that I raised a son for you for hundreds of years in vain!"

Honghaier said a little aggrievedly:

"Mother, what's wrong with my child?"

"Dad, please untie me quickly."

Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty met Red Boy's eyes asking for help, waved his hands repeatedly, and said urgently:
"Bah, bah, bah, red boy, don't call me dad. I don't have a son as old as you."

"Lao Niu, don't listen to Red Boy's words. He is slandering me. He is slandering me!"

The Bull Demon King snorted disdainfully and said angrily:
"Slandering you? Then you tell me, why is it that I am a cow, but Red Boy's body is not a cow?" "And neither this bitch nor I, the old cow, can know the real fire of Samadhi. Why is Red Boy's life When you come down, will you be able to achieve Samadhi True Fire?"

"Phoenix begets phoenix, dragon begets dragon, what else do you have to argue with!"

After hearing this, Princess Iron Fan finally understood why the Bull Demon King had gone crazy today. She pulled the latter's ears and said in disbelief:

"You heartless old cow, how dare you doubt me?"

"Didn't I tell you? It's because I come from the Blood Sea Asura clan, so Red Boy is born different."

If it were in the past, the Bull Demon King would have believed this rhetoric, but now that both people have stolen the goods, how could the Bull Demon King believe it?

He scolded unceremoniously:
"What blood sea Asura clan, my old cow has inquired about it, there is no such place in the human world!"

"If I, Lao Niu, hadn't returned to the cave today, I probably wouldn't have known that you were having a secret tryst!"

"You still let Red Boy stand guard outside the cave? You, you... you are shameless and obscene!"

"clap clap"

In anger, Princess Iron Fan sacrificed her plantain fan and beat the Bull Demon King.

For a moment, the slaps continued like thunder.

After Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, released the golden rope for Red Boy, he hid in the corner, looked at the fierce and powerful Princess Iron Fan, and said anxiously:
"Honghai'er, your mother...why is she so powerful? Hey, don't go back to the cave in the past few days, so as not to suffer the disaster of Chiyu."

By now, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty had guessed the cause and effect. There must be some thieves spreading rumors about him and Princess Iron Fan.

This talented Bull Demon King cursed loudly as soon as he came in.

Hong Hai'er's little face was full of tangles, and he whispered:

"Dad, can I follow you back to Demon Prime Palace?"

Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, rubbed Red Boy's little head angrily and said:

"You silly boy, Lao Niu is your father, and I am your Uncle Ao."

……

After a while.

Princess Iron Fan stopped, rubbed her wrists, and said angrily:

"Well, you ungrateful old cow, since you slandered me and brother Ao Ji so much today, then we part ways from now on!"

"You go back to your Moyun Cave. I will live with Honghaier in Shituoling. We will never interact with each other until we die."

Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, took out a bottle of medicinal powder, helped Princess Iron Fan sit down, put the medicinal powder in her hand, and persuaded her:
"Madam, have you forgotten what I just said? Besides, Lao Niu is also bewitched by a traitor, so I will go and persuade him."

"I noticed that your wrist is a little red and swollen. Just apply the medicinal powder on it and it will heal faster."

I saw that the current Bull Demon King's head had grown several times in size, and his face was so swollen that he couldn't even see his eyes.

Seeing "Ao Ji" dare to touch his wife in front of him, he said angrily:

"Thief, let go of your hand!"

Princess Iron Fan looked at the shivering red boy hiding in the corner, feeling sad, and said softly:
"Then there are brothers Lao Aoji."

Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty, nodded, walked up to the Bull Demon King, and said with a wry smile:
"I said you old cow, why are you so confused today? You have angered His Majesty and you are doubting your wife."

"I, Ao Ji, have been honest and upright all my life, how could I hook up with a married woman?"

"If you don't believe it, go to the underworld and borrow the book of life and death to see who the red boy's biological father is!"

While speaking, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty squeezed the magic formula with his hand, and the golden rope flew back to his palm.

"boom"

The Bull Demon King's strong body fell to the ground, holding on for a breath, gritted his teeth and said:

"Okay, just wait, I'll call the ghosts and gods from the underworld right now!"

(End of this chapter)