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Seeing this scene, the Emperor of Heaven knew that Lord Doumu Yuan had always been so reckless, so he didn't take it seriously and shook his head:
"The big thing I'm talking about is not this matter, but something related to Buddhism."

While speaking, the Emperor held up a bronze mirror, on the back of which were engraved two simple words.

【Haotian】

The next second, the Haotian Mirror's brilliance circulated, showing a scene, which was a scene of Buddhist Samantabhadra and Manjusri dying tragically at the hands of a mortal.

The God of Plague in the East laughed heartily and gloated about the misfortune:

"Your Majesty, are Samantabhadra and Manjushri so old and confused because of their cultivation?"

"To actually kneel down and worship a painting and let a mortal ant slaughter it, it is really a disgrace to Buddhism."

Lord Huode Xingjun, the Southern Three Qi of the Ministry of Fire, was eating 6000-year-old flat peaches and joked:
"Colleagues, next time we can draw a picture of Tathagata Buddha and hold it in our hands to see if those bald donkeys in Buddhism kneel or not!"

As soon as this statement came out, all the gods burst into laughter!
In the past, Heaven and Buddhism had always been at odds with each other, but due to His Majesty's will, they had no choice but to keep the waters in the well and not the river in the river.

Now that there is such a big scandal in Buddhism, Lord Huo Dexing and the others can't help but laugh at it.

Zhu Yuanzhang looked at the scene in front of him quietly, thinking about it, and said:
"Your Majesty, Buddhism has suffered such a big loss. Tathagata Buddha will never let it go. Why don't we in heaven also go and help?"

When Taibaijinxing heard what the Nine Heavens of Lei Department Yingyuan Thunderous Universal Transformation Heavenly Lord said, he couldn't help but ask:

"Universal Heavenly Lord, you have always looked down upon the Buddhist bald...ahem Bodhisattva? Why are you so abnormal today?"

The Emperor of Heaven also looked at Zhu Yuanzhang curiously and joked:

"Puhua Tianzun, what Taibai Jinxing said makes sense. Are you like that ragged crow who has gone crazy?"

In an instant, many gods in the Lingxiao Palace became nervous. Looking around, there were one or two hundred in total!

What's more, as the leader of the Dou Department, Dou Mu Yuanjun, there is a strong evil spirit exuding from his brows, and his right hand is already holding the magic weapon.

Zhu Yuanzhang did not panic and said with a smile on his face:
"Your Majesty, we just saw that the formations used by those monsters are quite mysterious. They can actually command the stars in the sky to be used for their own purposes."

"Such an important treasure should belong to heaven, not Buddhism."

The Emperor of Heaven thought just now that Tianzun Puhua had gone crazy and suddenly changed his temper, but he never thought that he was thinking about the Xingdou Formation last week.

suddenly said:
"Puhua Tianzun, do you want me to take back the Zhoutian Xingdou Formation in the name of helping?"

"If such an act were to spread, I'm afraid it would make all living beings in the three realms laugh."

Doumu Yuanjun touched the back of his head, quietly put down the magic weapon, and said doubtfully:

"Your Majesty, what's wrong?"

"Doubu controls the stars and organizes the sky. This star formation in the sky is clearly from heaven!"

"Why not take back your own things?"

……

The Bhikkhu Kingdom of the Great Song Dynasty.

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi looked seriously at Yang Chan, the Third Holy Mother in front of him, and said:
"Third Holy Mother, can you find your second brother?"

"I heard that Buddhism wants to bloodbath Xiniu Hezhou in order to avenge the fall of Manjushri and Samantabhadra."

"This matter has nothing to do with the Song Dynasty, but I am afraid it will harm Chi Yu."

Yang Chan, the Third Holy Mother, glanced at Young Emperor Song proudly and said:
"Little emperor, what do you say? Do you want me to save you?"

"My second brother is the number one god of war in the three realms. Even Tathagata Buddha would not dare to attack my second brother."

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi's eyes lit up and he said in surprise:
"I have long heard about Erlang's reputation as a god, but I never thought that he is not afraid of even those with great magical powers in the Great Luo Jin Immortal Realm!"

"Third Holy Mother, could it be that Erlang Shen is already Daluo Jinxian?"

Yang Chan, the Third Holy Mother, realized that she seemed to be bragging a little too much. She blushed and said awkwardly:
"Ahem... Well... my second brother is still the Taiyi Golden Immortal... but he is highly valued by the Emperor of Heaven... so Tathagata Buddha will definitely not dare to offend the Emperor of Heaven..." Song Shaodi Zhao Bing shook his head and said:

"Mother of the Three Holy Mothers, thank you for escorting me all the way. Zhao Bing will repay this kindness in the future."

"But this matter is a matter of my Da Song family and has nothing to do with you or Erlang Shen."

"Marquis Wen, send the Three Holy Mothers back to Huashan."

Yang Chan, the Third Holy Mother, heard this and said angrily:
"No, I won't leave!"

"Lu Fengxian, if you dare to send me away, I will ask my second brother to put you in a prison!"

How could Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi watch his "savior" being sent away and reprimanded:

"Bing'er, don't mess around!"

"The Third Holy Mother Mother has such good intentions, how can you let her down? Marquis Wen, please step back quickly."

You know, the reason why Song Taizong dared to stay in the Three Realms was because Erlang Shen's only sister was here.

The Young Emperor of the Song Dynasty, Zhao Bing, raised his head and stared at Marquis Wen Lu Bu with eyes as calm as water.

Without saying a word, Marquis Wen Lu Bu raised the immortal rope, bound the Three Holy Mothers Yang Chan in an instant, flew towards Huashan, and said:
"Third Holy Mother, I'm offended."

When Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi saw this scene, he glared at Song Emperor, raised his hand, it was neither a fight nor a fight, he smiled bitterly and said:

"Bing'er, you are confused!"

"That's it, that's it. Pack your luggage and prepare to leave the Three Realms."

If Song Shaodi was his son, Song Taizong would definitely beat up this traitor at this moment.

But unfortunately, as the only wise and powerful emperor among the three later emperors of the Song Dynasty, Song Taizong could not bear to be too harsh.

……

in the chat group.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: I didn’t expect that the transformation skills of the group leaders were so exquisite that even the Emperor of Heaven couldn’t detect it.

Sima Zhong, Emperor Hui of Jin Dynasty: The peaches eaten by the gods are so big and they look delicious.

Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: There are [-] peach trees in heaven, divided into three grades.

Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: The last 3000 plants have tiny flowers and small fruits. They mature in [-] years. After people eat them, they become immortals.

Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: A little better than 6000 plants, with sweet and fruity flowers. Once ripe in [-] years, people who eat Xiaju will be lifted up and become immortal.

Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: The best 9000 plants, with purple lines and cores, mature in [-] years. After people eat it, they will live as long as the heaven and the earth, and the sun and the moon will have the same age.

Li Heng, Emperor Suzong of Tang Dynasty: Live as long as heaven and earth?The sun and the moon share the same gender? ? ?

Song Guangzong Zhao Chun: Can you live forever by eating just one flat peach?
Gao Wei, the Queen of Qi: Hiss...it is truly a fairy product. I suddenly want to taste the taste of 9000-year-old flat peaches.

Sima Zhong, Emperor Hui of the Jin Dynasty: Ming Yingzong, can you ask your Emperor Taizu to leave a few flat peaches for me?

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Go away, I can’t even eat it, you stupid king wants to eat it too?
Yuan Mingzong and Shihen: No, wait, why haven’t you left the Three Realms?

Yuanmingzong and Shihen: Aren’t you afraid that Tathagata Buddha will kill you?
Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: You barbarian, if you are afraid, leave as soon as possible.

Sun Quan, Emperor Wu: Hehe... Yuan Mingzong, to be honest, have you ever broken into Qing Shizong's harem?A night's rest?
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: Hiss... I never expected that there would be such a beauty in this world that could surpass all three realms.

Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: I suddenly want to become a god in heaven.

(End of this chapter)