Emperors chat group

Chapter 532: I, Qin Shihuang, give me money and become a god!

in the chat group.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Hiss... Maitreya Buddha's secret skill is so powerful that it trapped Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty and caused the fate of the Tang Dynasty to turn against him!

Zhu Qizhen, Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Fortunately, the Ming Dynasty Luck Dragon was not so old and confused, admitting the wrong person several times.

Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: Zhu Qizhen, are you talking as if you can control the Ming Dynasty's dragon of luck?

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: ...

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Ahem...this...I...that...Wan Yangou, you thief, I don't believe you can control the luck of the Song Dynasty!
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: So, what are you two clamoring for here?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Zhu Qizhen, Yang Guang, you two thieves, when I get out of trouble, you will die!

Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: Hey, could it be that Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty was really no match for Maitreya Buddha?

Zhu Youtang, Emperor Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty: The gap in cultivation can be filled with the secret technique of luck, but not in character.

Zhu Youtang, Emperor Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty: There is no comparison between mortals who live only a few decades and immortal gods and Buddhas who often live for tens of thousands of years.

Yuan Mingzong and Shihen: Haha... Tang Taizong is still too stupid. What happened to his father?
Yuan Mingzong and Shihen: Since ancient times, the battle between emperors has always been a matter of life and death!
Yuan Mingzong and Shi Xing: Moreover, Tang Taizong took the heads of Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji to see Tang Gaozu a few months ago.

Yuan Mingzong and Shi Xing: Now they dare not take action against Tang Gaozu, what a coward!
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: You barbarian, what are you barking at?Do you think everyone is like you Zangyuan?
Yang Jian, the great ancestor of the Sui Dynasty: Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty should have understood how heavy the words "incorrect position" really are.

Yang Jian, the great ancestor of the Sui Dynasty: Just like Taizong of the Ming Dynasty, his uncle usurped the throne of his nephew and was infamous in the history books. He could only use his achievements to wash away the infamy.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: What my father said makes sense, but it is a pity that the descendants of Emperor Taizong of the Ming Dynasty are messing around, wasting the government, and messing around.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: I remember that when the group leader was reading the history books of the Ming Dynasty, he almost vomited blood.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Who do you think is fooling around? ? ?
Emperor Shizong of the Ming Dynasty Zhu Houcon: Who neglected the government? ? ?

Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, are you talking about me?I have never offended you!

Zhu Di, Emperor Taizong of the Ming Dynasty: Sui Emperor Gaozu, Sui Yang Emperor, do you, father and son, think that I am practicing in seclusion, so you don’t hear what is going on outside the window?

Zhu Di, Emperor Taizong of the Ming Dynasty: I admit that it is indeed forbidden by nature for my uncle to usurp the throne of nephew.

Zhu Di, Emperor Taizong of the Ming Dynasty: But, is it possible that a grandson can kill his own uncle wantonly?
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: Is it normal for a nephew to kill his uncle?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Zhu Laosi, you'd better keep this question for Zhu Yunwen.

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The orthodox plane of the Ming Dynasty.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, lay on the bed and glanced at the chat group. He saw that his great grandfather was quarreling with Emperor Yang of Sui Dynasty and did not dare to interrupt at all.

He turned over and looked at the bamboo slips in his hands, touched his chin, and smiled brightly:
"Haha... I'm so smart! I can actually come up with such a shocking method that makes ghosts and gods cry!"

"The first one to test is Wanyan Gou, you thief! If I don't deceive you into being penniless, my surname will not be Zhu!"

……

heaven.

In the dark and humid sky prison, poisonous insects are everywhere.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou sat in the corner, watching the live broadcast, and cursed softly:

"Bah, damn Zhu Chongba, Zhu Qizhen, when I one day escape from the prison, I must..."

Looking around, there are gods imprisoned in the heavenly prison all around. Song Gaozong is alone among them, very out of place.

Sudden.

A burst of footsteps sounded from outside the prison, and the originally silent prison suddenly became lively!

I saw Jiang Wei, the deputy commander of the Demon-Slaying Guards of the Ming Dynasty, walking from a distance with a few Tianlao guards.Along the way, all the prisoners begged:

"Sir, please let the little god go. The little god couldn't help but come down to earth and ate a whole village of mortals. How did he violate the laws of heaven?"

"As a mountain god, what's wrong with eating boys and girls worshiped by mortals? Why should you arrest me? I don't accept it!"

……

Jiang Wei turned a blind eye to the gods who were "crying out injustice". When passing by the prison where Song Gaozong was imprisoned, he paused and ordered:
"This person has just insulted Tianzun, and his crime will be increased to the next level. He will not be allowed to feed him for a month!"

Song Gaozong became angry when he heard this and said angrily:

"Jiang Yu, you are such a thief! I have tolerated you for a long time!"

"You are nothing more than Zhu Chongba's lackey who kills every one of you when he is done with it. How dare you torture me over and over again!"

Thinking of his experience in Tianlao these days, Song Gaozong was so aggrieved that he almost cried!
Why did he meet Jiang Wei, the living king of hell, who would torment him with all kinds of trumped-up charges at every turn!
Jiang Wei sneered and said:

"Come here, we will imprison the male dog demon that Erlang Zhenjun captured in the human world with Wanyan Gou later."

"That male dog demon is slutty by nature and doesn't care about men and women. I'm sure he will take good care of you~"

After saying that, Jiang Wei continued walking towards the depths of the prison.

Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty, was stunned at this moment and said blankly:
"A male...male dog demon with a slutty nature?!!"

"Jiang Wei, you thief, I swear we are not at odds with each other!"

at this time.

A space passage the size of a fist suddenly appeared in front of Song Gaozong.

When the latter saw this, he rubbed his eyes in disbelief. After confirming that he had seen it correctly, he rushed towards the space passage and said gratefully:
"Emperor Taizong, are you here to save your grandson?"

"My grandson knows that you will never ignore your grandson!"

"boom"

The next second, a bamboo slip flew out of the space passage and hit Song Gaozong directly on his forehead.

Song Gaozong covered his forehead in pain, picked up the bamboo slips, and glanced around furtively. Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he immediately opened the bamboo slips.

What caught my eye were a few lines of crooked Qin seals:

[I am the First Emperor of Qin, Yingzheng. Because Buddhism has invaded the underworld, I am unable to support myself on my own, so I am asking all the emperors for help. 】

[If anyone can send me a spiritual stone to save me from danger, when I destroy Buddhism, I will be able to choose the positions of ghosts and gods in the underworld! 】

After Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty, read the "Bamboo Slips Asking for Help" written by Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng, he touched his chin and started thinking.

How powerful Buddhism is can be understood by looking at emperors such as Emperor Taizong of Tang Dynasty, Emperor Wu of Wei Dynasty, and Emperor Taizong of Song Dynasty who are currently in deep trouble.

Therefore, Song Gaozong didn't take it seriously when Qin Shihuang asked other emperors for help. However, he was more concerned about whether Qin Shihuang could drive away Buddhism.

After struggling for a full cup of tea, Song Gaozong Zhao Gou gritted his teeth and said viciously:
"Fight! The worst that can happen is that thousands of points will be wasted!"

"As long as Qin Shihuang can drive away Buddhism, and with this kind of kindness, he will definitely save me from the prison."

"When the time comes, I will go to the underworld to become a ghost, and then I will take revenge on this thief Zhu Qizhen!"

While speaking, Song Gaozong called out the chat group mall, tapped his fingers, and exchanged the spirit stones.

(End of this chapter)