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The arena of the heavens.

Datang noble county.

Inside the palace.

Tang Suzong Li Heng, Tang Sanzang's four masters and disciples, Cheng Yaojin and other generals were drinking and drinking. When they saw Tang Taizong walking in from outside the palace, they all said:
"Your Majesty, are you back?"

"Erlang, come here! I will stay with you tonight until we get drunk."

"Your Majesty, I also toast you."

Wearing silver armor, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty toasted with Tang Sanzang and then looked at Sun Wukong and invited him:

"Great Sage, the Emperor of Heaven and the Tathagata are fighting in the Heavenly Court. I want to go and fight. Will you go?"

A worried look appeared on Sha Wujing's face and he persuaded:
"Your Majesty, you must not join in the fun, His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor is a great supernatural power at the pinnacle of Da Luo Jin Fairyland!"

"Don't call it a casual blow, I'm afraid you won't be able to withstand even one look."

Sun Wukong was drunk and said boldly:
"Erlang, if you dare to go, I, grandson, will dare to go!"

Emperor Taizong Li Shimin laughed heartily and said loudly:

"it is good!"

"Heng'er, please wait here. I will come with the Great Sage as soon as I go."

After saying that, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty took the bodyguard and presented it, and the two-meter-long giant sky bow flew out of the palace and straight into the sky!

Sun Wukong kneaded the magic formula with his hands, and after dissipating his drunkenness, he carried the Ruyi Golden Cudgel and followed closely:

"Erlang, wait for my grandson."

After Sha Wujing waited for the two of them to leave, he came to Zhu Bajie, who looked gloomy and confused, and was drinking to relieve his sorrow, and whispered:
"Second Senior Brother, what's wrong with you? Could it be that you didn't rescue Fairy Chang'e?"

"boom"

Zhu Bajie picked up a jar of fine wine and drank it all in one gulp. His clothes were all wet from the spill, and he sighed:

"Alas... Lao Sha, I, Lao Zhu, finally understand why Li Taibai and others always say that the only word in the world is love, which is the most heartbreaking."

"I, the old pig, have... been rejected again. Lao Sha, what do you think is going on? Is it true that I, the old pig, don't like Fairy Chang'e so much?"

Regarding this problem, Sha Wujing was also puzzled and echoed:
"Second Senior Brother, do you think Fairy Chang'e is pretending to be shy? After all, you are also Marshal Tianpeng who commands the [-] Tianhe navy."

at this time.

Cheng Yaojin on the side couldn't stand listening anymore. He pointed with one finger at Jieli Khan, the Nanman chief Feng Zhidai, who was dancing and composing poems in the center of the hall, and said:
"No, Marshal Tianpeng, could it be that the program carefully prepared by His Majesty is not good to watch? Why are you still looking like a pig?"

"How can a man who lives between heaven and earth become depressed and unhappy because of the love between his children?"

Zhu Bajie turned his head and glanced at the two nondescript beasts, ghosts and snake gods, and said sadly:
"Oh, Lao Cheng, you don't understand."

"Fairy Chang'e is the most beautiful woman in heaven. She is as pure as ice and as cold as ice. Her dance is the best in the three realms..."

Sha Wujing scratched his hair irritably and said depressedly:

"Second Senior Brother, the banquet should be a relaxed and comfortable affair, but you..."

When Chen Yaojin saw this scene, he rolled his eyes, hugged Zhu Bajie, and whispered:

"Marshal Tianpeng, do you know why Fairy Chang'e is so cold to you?"

Zhu Bajie frowned and murmured:
"Hiss... Could it be that Fairy Chang'e already has a sweetheart? That shouldn't be the case. Even I, the old pig, can't win the fairy's heart. Who in heaven can compare to me, the old pig?"

"That stupid Wu Gang, holding a broken ax and chopping down the laurel tree with innate spiritual roots? No, it can't be that fool."

"Other than that, there are no living creatures on the Taiyin Star. It can't be the Jade Rabbit, right? That's not right. That Jade Rabbit sister was just raised by Fairy Chang'e to relieve her boredom."

Cheng Yaojin pointed out:

"Marshal Tianpeng, if there is no Taiyin Star, it does not mean that there is no Heavenly Palace. Think about it carefully, what is the surname of Jade Rabbit~"

Zhu Bajie blinked his eyes and said blankly:

"Old Cheng, have you lost your mind and gone crazy? Sister Yutu's surname is naturally Yu...hiss" before he finished speaking.

Zhu Bajie suddenly took a breath of cold air. The whole pig's face was wrinkled together in fear, looking quite ferocious!
Sha Wujing was shocked when he heard this and said in shock:
"Impossible! How could the Jade Rabbit belong to His Majesty the Jade Emperor... The Queen Mother will never tolerate this!"

a time.

Everyone around them turned their heads and looked over, with a bit of shock in their expressions.

Jade rabbit?

Jade Emperor?

Could this be some kind of heavenly scandal? ! !
What's more, Qi Duke Han Xin, Li Jing and other generals came over with luminous cups.

It is about the Emperor of Heaven, who is at the pinnacle of Da Luo Jin Fairyland and is in charge of the three realms. Who is not curious about this?
Cheng Yaojin patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder heavily and said slowly:

"Accept your fate, Marshal Tianpeng, even you are so obsessed with the beauty of Fairy Chang'e, let alone the Emperor of Heaven who is in charge of the three realms?"

"What a boring rabbit. Just by calling her Jade Rabbit, she has announced her life experience to the world."

"Even if you want to inherit Wei Wu's legacy and Meng De's ambition, you still have to see if you can withstand the wrath of the Emperor of Heaven."

Zhu Bajie covered his head, looking heartbroken, with tears falling down his face.

The confusion in my heart in the past was all understood in an instant, and she said sadly:

"In other words, the reason why I, old pig, was demoted to the human world was that I was reborn as a pig by mistake. I followed my master to the West to learn scriptures and suffered all kinds of injustice."

"Is it because I drunkenly molested Fairy Chang'e at the Peach Festival...that I was retaliated by the Emperor like this?"

Yuchi Gong glared at Cheng Yaojin and complained:

"Yizhen, Marshal Tianpeng is so miserable, so stop joking."

Cheng Yaojin said confidently:

"Are you kidding? Could it be that what I said doesn't make sense?"

"Unless the Emperor of Heaven is inhumane, how can he let Fairy Chang'e go?"

"If Your Majesty were the Emperor of Heaven, Fairy Chang'e would probably have many children..."

Not finished.

Yuchi Gong covered Cheng Yaojin's mouth and growled:

"Yi Zhen, shut up!"

When Cheng Yaojin was about to struggle, suddenly, a gloomy gaze fell on him. When he looked up, his body suddenly froze.

I saw Tang Suzong Li Heng looking at Cheng Yaojin gloomily, and said with a smile:

"You dare to slander His Majesty, Duke Lu, you are so brave!"

Li Cunxu, Emperor Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty, said with a smile but not a smile:

"Duke Lu has always been like this, and there is nothing he can do to change it. How about we punish Duke Lu to dance the sword for us?"

Tang Suzong Li Heng naturally did not think of severely punishing the founding fathers who followed Emperor Taizong in the southern and northern wars. After hearing this, he echoed:

"As Yazi said, Duke Lu, please."

Cheng Yaojin grimaced and walked to the center of the hall. Holding an iron sword that was not as thick as his own arm, he begged for mercy:
"Ahem, can you change the punishment? This...if this spreads out, my reputation will be ruined."

Li Cunxu, Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty, said with a smile on his face:

"Come here, since Mr. Lu feels that the iron sword is in the way, please take the actor's clothes and put them on Mr. Lu."

"clap clap"

Cheng Yaojin slapped his mouth several times, smiled reluctantly, and said:
"No, no, no, I dance, I dance." (End of this chapter)