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Chapter 601 Going to heaven to become a god?None of the dogs will go.
Chapter 601 Going to heaven to become a god?None of the dogs will go.
Outside the gate of Chaoge City.
An old man with a crane face and white hair was in the shape of a large figure, deeply embedded in the trunk of an ancient tree.
With turbid eyes, he stared blankly at the sky and murmured to himself:
"Strange, what hit me just now? A donkey? I haven't been back for decades, so why has Chaoge City become so dangerous?"
at this time.
When the city gate defenders heard what was going on here, they came on horseback and surrounded the old man.
The leading general waved his hand and shot out a divine light. He skillfully restrained the old man's cultivation and said coldly:
"The bold monster dares to cause trouble at the city gate and threaten the people!"
"According to Dashi business law, he should be sentenced to three years of hard labor."
"Come here, arrest this monster and put him in prison!"
As soon as he finished speaking, several defenders rushed forward, tied up the old man with a special rope, and then took him to Tianlao.
Jiang Ziya lowered his head and looked at the rope on his wrist, and argued:
"No, wait, when did I cause chaos? When did I threaten the people?"
"Obviously a donkey knocked me away..."
Before Jiang Ziya could finish speaking, the leading general pointed at the people around him and said:
"The evidence is conclusive, how come you, a monster like you, still want to quibble?"
"You might as well ask, did anyone see that the donkey knocked you away? The general immediately let go and saluted you and apologized."
Facing Jiang Ziya's look for help, all the people shook their heads and said:
"Where did the donkey come from? What kind of donkey is so powerful? It can also knock an immortal away?"
"That's right, this demon must have bad intentions. Maybe he wants to rob a common girl and take her back to be used as a cauldron."
"Ah! Fortunately, this demon was caught, otherwise, my fifty-year-old daughter would be in danger."
……
Jiang Ziya was so anxious when he saw this scene that he tore the clothes on his chest, revealing a red mark on a donkey's face, and said:
"This general, how can the common people know the methods of immortals when they are all mortals?"
"Look, these are the marks left by the donkey. It's impossible for me to hurt myself, right?"
The leading general snorted coldly and said disdainfully:
"To expose one's body in broad daylight is offensive to morals and should be punished by castration according to the laws of the Great Shang Dynasty!"
When Jiang Ziya heard the word "castration", he almost went crazy. He opened his mouth and hurriedly explained:
"Wait, I didn't, please listen to my explanation!"
"I just want to produce evidence to prove my innocence!"
"Boom"
At this moment, two golden magic weapons accidentally fell from Jiang Ziya's sleeves and fell to the ground.
The leading general waved his hand, took the God's List and the God's Beating Whip into his palm, and said coldly:
"You monster, you have already subdued the law, but you still dare to sacrifice the magic weapon. Do you want to massacre Chaoge City? Practice magic skills?"
"Come here, take this monster to death row and show his head to the public tomorrow. In addition, he will be punished for the three crimes and the nine tribes will be punished! To serve as a warning to others!"
For an instant.
Jiang Ziya was dumbfounded. He was just going home. How could he be beheaded in the blink of an eye and be executed by the nine tribes in the blink of an eye?
Could it be that he was dreaming?
Subsequently.
The confused Jiang Ziya was taken to death row by a group of defenders.
Along the way, a defender shouted out the three major crimes committed by Jiang Ziya. The people who heard this were so angry that they picked up stones and threw them at Jiang Ziya.
Among them, a fat old man threw it the hardest. While throwing it, he cursed:
"Bah, monster!"
"Son, grandson, you all throw it together and crush this monster to death."
……
The leading general came to a remote place, and with a thought, he changed back to his original appearance.
He shook the list of gods in his hand, struck the divine whip, and said meaningfully:
"I thought how powerful this so-called person who should be robbed could be, but it turned out to be just a piece of shit."
"I want the Emperor of the Han Dynasty, a human being, a list of gods, a divine whip, I want it too!"
……
In the chat group.Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty:...
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: No, Emperor Yang of Sui Dynasty, how could you do such a mean thing? ! !
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: No matter how much Jiang Ziya is a fool, you can't bully him like this!
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: That is, if you want to impose a crime, there is no need to hesitate!
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: I saw with my own eyes that it was Ming Yingzong who knocked Jiang Ziya away.
Zhu Youjian, Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: If you want to impose a crime, why bother?How can you defeat Mo Xuyou~
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: ...
Li Cunxu, Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty: By the way, are you really not worried about Ming Yingzong?He is still flying in the sky.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Liu Che: What is there to worry about?At first glance, the donkey cart was made by the thief Zhu Di, King of Yan.
Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: It’s so satisfying that evil is rewarded with evil!
……
In the sky.
The fierce cold wind is howling!
Zhu Qizhen, the Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, couldn't help but tremble. He hugged Zhu Bai, the king of Xiang, and burst into tears. He said weakly:
"I don't want to die, can anyone save me?"
"King Xiang, on behalf of the king, please think of a solution quickly!"
The acting king Zhu Gui also turned pale and said nervously:
"Brother Twelve, are we really going to die?"
King Zhu Bai of Xiang hugged King Zhu Gui tightly and comforted him:
"Old Thirteen, you have forgotten that outside of the Conferred God World, there is the Arena of All Heavens."
"As long as we leave the Fengshen World, we will be safe."
Hear this.
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, thought about it carefully and felt that it made sense.
The donkey cart took them flying into the sky. Wasn't it sending them away from Fengshen in disguise?
Thinking of this, Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen suddenly felt that his legs were no longer shaking, his waist was no longer sore, and he became more confident.
He even leaned on the car window with great interest, watching the clouds and birds passing quickly before his eyes, and said with emotion:
"King Xiang, this is the first time I have left Yifangtiandi in this way. It is really weird."
"Look at these clouds, look at these birds, look at this palace...wait, a palace?!!"
At the end of the story, Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen suddenly realized something was wrong. Where did the palace come from in the sky?
Sudden.
I saw a fairy light coming from a distance, and the bronze donkey cart that was originally running at high speed was instantly imprisoned in place.
Immediately, there was a sudden spin, and Ming Yingzong, Zhu Qizhen and three other people had already landed outside the Nantian Gate.
I saw a heavenly soldier wearing armor handing a palm-sized bronze donkey cart to King Zhu Bai of Xiang, and said with a chuckle:
"Little friends, you three must also be here to join the Heavenly Family, right?"
"It's a long journey, so why not try a few flat peaches to quench your thirst?"
aside.
A monk in white took out three pills, handed them over, and said:
"Human race, Taibai, I have met three little friends."
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, in the spirit of not wasting money, picked up the elixir and put it in his pocket. When he heard that this was heaven, he subconsciously said:
"Ah? Join Heavenly Court?"
"Bah, even the dogs won't go!"
As soon as these words came out, the smile on Tianbing's face froze for a moment, and then he suppressed his anger and forced a smile and said:
"My little friend, do you know where Heaven is? What is the cultivation level of the Lord of Heaven?"
"I think you just said it unintentionally. I will pretend that I didn't hear the nonsense you just said."
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen looked around and saw that there was only Taibai, a human monk and a heavenly soldier nearby.
But on my side, there are two strong men with cultivation in the Earthly Immortal Realm. Plus myself, we are three against two. The advantage is mine!
Suddenly feeling confident, he picked up the flat peach on the table beside him, put it in front of him, smelled it, and said with disgust:
"It's just such a small flat peach, but I don't know how many sentient beings' essences have been used to nourish it."
(End of this chapter)
Outside the gate of Chaoge City.
An old man with a crane face and white hair was in the shape of a large figure, deeply embedded in the trunk of an ancient tree.
With turbid eyes, he stared blankly at the sky and murmured to himself:
"Strange, what hit me just now? A donkey? I haven't been back for decades, so why has Chaoge City become so dangerous?"
at this time.
When the city gate defenders heard what was going on here, they came on horseback and surrounded the old man.
The leading general waved his hand and shot out a divine light. He skillfully restrained the old man's cultivation and said coldly:
"The bold monster dares to cause trouble at the city gate and threaten the people!"
"According to Dashi business law, he should be sentenced to three years of hard labor."
"Come here, arrest this monster and put him in prison!"
As soon as he finished speaking, several defenders rushed forward, tied up the old man with a special rope, and then took him to Tianlao.
Jiang Ziya lowered his head and looked at the rope on his wrist, and argued:
"No, wait, when did I cause chaos? When did I threaten the people?"
"Obviously a donkey knocked me away..."
Before Jiang Ziya could finish speaking, the leading general pointed at the people around him and said:
"The evidence is conclusive, how come you, a monster like you, still want to quibble?"
"You might as well ask, did anyone see that the donkey knocked you away? The general immediately let go and saluted you and apologized."
Facing Jiang Ziya's look for help, all the people shook their heads and said:
"Where did the donkey come from? What kind of donkey is so powerful? It can also knock an immortal away?"
"That's right, this demon must have bad intentions. Maybe he wants to rob a common girl and take her back to be used as a cauldron."
"Ah! Fortunately, this demon was caught, otherwise, my fifty-year-old daughter would be in danger."
……
Jiang Ziya was so anxious when he saw this scene that he tore the clothes on his chest, revealing a red mark on a donkey's face, and said:
"This general, how can the common people know the methods of immortals when they are all mortals?"
"Look, these are the marks left by the donkey. It's impossible for me to hurt myself, right?"
The leading general snorted coldly and said disdainfully:
"To expose one's body in broad daylight is offensive to morals and should be punished by castration according to the laws of the Great Shang Dynasty!"
When Jiang Ziya heard the word "castration", he almost went crazy. He opened his mouth and hurriedly explained:
"Wait, I didn't, please listen to my explanation!"
"I just want to produce evidence to prove my innocence!"
"Boom"
At this moment, two golden magic weapons accidentally fell from Jiang Ziya's sleeves and fell to the ground.
The leading general waved his hand, took the God's List and the God's Beating Whip into his palm, and said coldly:
"You monster, you have already subdued the law, but you still dare to sacrifice the magic weapon. Do you want to massacre Chaoge City? Practice magic skills?"
"Come here, take this monster to death row and show his head to the public tomorrow. In addition, he will be punished for the three crimes and the nine tribes will be punished! To serve as a warning to others!"
For an instant.
Jiang Ziya was dumbfounded. He was just going home. How could he be beheaded in the blink of an eye and be executed by the nine tribes in the blink of an eye?
Could it be that he was dreaming?
Subsequently.
The confused Jiang Ziya was taken to death row by a group of defenders.
Along the way, a defender shouted out the three major crimes committed by Jiang Ziya. The people who heard this were so angry that they picked up stones and threw them at Jiang Ziya.
Among them, a fat old man threw it the hardest. While throwing it, he cursed:
"Bah, monster!"
"Son, grandson, you all throw it together and crush this monster to death."
……
The leading general came to a remote place, and with a thought, he changed back to his original appearance.
He shook the list of gods in his hand, struck the divine whip, and said meaningfully:
"I thought how powerful this so-called person who should be robbed could be, but it turned out to be just a piece of shit."
"I want the Emperor of the Han Dynasty, a human being, a list of gods, a divine whip, I want it too!"
……
In the chat group.Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty:...
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: No, Emperor Yang of Sui Dynasty, how could you do such a mean thing? ! !
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: No matter how much Jiang Ziya is a fool, you can't bully him like this!
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: That is, if you want to impose a crime, there is no need to hesitate!
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: I saw with my own eyes that it was Ming Yingzong who knocked Jiang Ziya away.
Zhu Youjian, Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: If you want to impose a crime, why bother?How can you defeat Mo Xuyou~
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: ...
Li Cunxu, Zhuangzong of the Later Tang Dynasty: By the way, are you really not worried about Ming Yingzong?He is still flying in the sky.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Liu Che: What is there to worry about?At first glance, the donkey cart was made by the thief Zhu Di, King of Yan.
Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: It’s so satisfying that evil is rewarded with evil!
……
In the sky.
The fierce cold wind is howling!
Zhu Qizhen, the Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, couldn't help but tremble. He hugged Zhu Bai, the king of Xiang, and burst into tears. He said weakly:
"I don't want to die, can anyone save me?"
"King Xiang, on behalf of the king, please think of a solution quickly!"
The acting king Zhu Gui also turned pale and said nervously:
"Brother Twelve, are we really going to die?"
King Zhu Bai of Xiang hugged King Zhu Gui tightly and comforted him:
"Old Thirteen, you have forgotten that outside of the Conferred God World, there is the Arena of All Heavens."
"As long as we leave the Fengshen World, we will be safe."
Hear this.
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, thought about it carefully and felt that it made sense.
The donkey cart took them flying into the sky. Wasn't it sending them away from Fengshen in disguise?
Thinking of this, Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen suddenly felt that his legs were no longer shaking, his waist was no longer sore, and he became more confident.
He even leaned on the car window with great interest, watching the clouds and birds passing quickly before his eyes, and said with emotion:
"King Xiang, this is the first time I have left Yifangtiandi in this way. It is really weird."
"Look at these clouds, look at these birds, look at this palace...wait, a palace?!!"
At the end of the story, Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen suddenly realized something was wrong. Where did the palace come from in the sky?
Sudden.
I saw a fairy light coming from a distance, and the bronze donkey cart that was originally running at high speed was instantly imprisoned in place.
Immediately, there was a sudden spin, and Ming Yingzong, Zhu Qizhen and three other people had already landed outside the Nantian Gate.
I saw a heavenly soldier wearing armor handing a palm-sized bronze donkey cart to King Zhu Bai of Xiang, and said with a chuckle:
"Little friends, you three must also be here to join the Heavenly Family, right?"
"It's a long journey, so why not try a few flat peaches to quench your thirst?"
aside.
A monk in white took out three pills, handed them over, and said:
"Human race, Taibai, I have met three little friends."
Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, in the spirit of not wasting money, picked up the elixir and put it in his pocket. When he heard that this was heaven, he subconsciously said:
"Ah? Join Heavenly Court?"
"Bah, even the dogs won't go!"
As soon as these words came out, the smile on Tianbing's face froze for a moment, and then he suppressed his anger and forced a smile and said:
"My little friend, do you know where Heaven is? What is the cultivation level of the Lord of Heaven?"
"I think you just said it unintentionally. I will pretend that I didn't hear the nonsense you just said."
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen looked around and saw that there was only Taibai, a human monk and a heavenly soldier nearby.
But on my side, there are two strong men with cultivation in the Earthly Immortal Realm. Plus myself, we are three against two. The advantage is mine!
Suddenly feeling confident, he picked up the flat peach on the table beside him, put it in front of him, smelled it, and said with disgust:
"It's just such a small flat peach, but I don't know how many sentient beings' essences have been used to nourish it."
(End of this chapter)
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