Emperors chat group

The arena of the heavens.

The world of gods.

When Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty Zhao Gou saw that Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty was mocking him, he sat on the ground helplessly and said helplessly:

"Oh, I finally understand why when we were in the Three Realms in the past, Zhen Yuanzi would say that the Three Realms are not even one ten thousandth of the prehistoric times."

"I have been walking eastward since I came to the Great Wilderness. As a result...it has been so long and I still haven't encountered any living beings, and I don't even know where I am."

"Bing'er, I miss you, please come and save me."

……

at the same time.

Yuan Mingzong and Shihen also suffered the same fate as Song Gaozong, and were even worse than the latter.

After all, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty also practiced magic. When he was hungry and cold, he could devour the essence of plants and trees, but Emperor Mingzong of the Yuan Dynasty was just a mortal body.

If I hadn't walked along the way, eating grass in the mountains and drinking water from the rivers, I'm afraid I would have starved to death long ago.

Seeing Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty asking for help from the Young Emperor of the Song Dynasty, Emperor Mingzong of the Yuan Dynasty and Shihen could not help but plead:

"Qing Shizong, when will you come to Fengshen World? I haven't eaten for three days. I'm hungry and sleepy... I'm afraid if you don't come, you will be able to build a tomb in my honour."

……

in the chat group.

Tang Suzong Li Heng: Hahaha, you two mediocre barbarians, are you just here to tease me? ? ?
Tang Suzong Li Heng: I actually got lost, haha... I almost died laughing.

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Hey, Yuan Mingzong, turn around and take a look. Is there a temple in the distance?Go and make an offering and try it.

Liu Bang, the founder of the Han Dynasty: Maybe the gods and Buddhas enshrined in the temples will reward you with some blood food if they are in a good mood~
Yuan Mingzong and Shihen: Bah, little Liu Bang, you want me to die!

Yuan Mingzong and Shi Xing: Even if I die of hunger, thirst, or cold and hunger, I will never seek death.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Wan Yangou, Manzi, you two slowly get lost. I will wait for you in Dashang.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: By the way, if you two encounter my temple, you only need to kneel three times and kowtow nine times, and I will sense it and give you delicious food.

Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: Remember, kneeling three times and knocking nine times, even one less kneeling will not work.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: ...

Yuan Mingzong and Shizhen: ...

……

The world of gods.

inside the palace.

As soon as Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty finished making fun of the two poor wine and rice bags, he saw the palace door opened wide, and Han Emperor Liu Bang and other emperors, who had transformed into the appearance of the four princes, filed in.

After everyone was seated, Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty looked at Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty, and Ji Fa, the destined man, and ordered the guards to close the palace door and laughed:
"Hou Xibo, I have been waiting for you in Chaoge for a long time, and you are finally here~"

"The person sitting next to you is your son Ji Fa? He is really a talented person and full of nobility~"

Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, saw that Ji Fa was a little reserved, so he patted the latter on the shoulder and looked at the empty desk.

He didn’t regard himself as an outsider at all, complaining:
"Your Majesty, since it is a banquet, there is no wine, no meat, no beautiful women dancing, how can it be done?"

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty was not surprised either. He pinched the magic formula with his hand and chuckled:

"No wine? No meat? No beauty?"

"Okay, I will agree to your request."

next second.

Then a beam of incense divine power flew out and exploded in the sky above the palace.

"call"

A breeze blew by, and plates of delicacies appeared on the table in front of everyone.

Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin reached out his hand in disbelief, grabbed the bowl and chopsticks in front of him, and squeezed hard.

"Click"

A crisp voice sounded.

The bowls and chopsticks were broken into pieces. Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin was surprised and said:
"Sui... Your Majesty, what kind of magical power do you have?" "How can it be so real? It's more powerful than words!"

In the past, Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin only heard that Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty only practiced the Shinto way, and mistakenly thought that the Shinto way was different from the immortal way.

But the scene in front of him at this moment was really beyond Song Taizu's expectation.

The divine power of a stick of incense can turn it into plates of delicacies. This is definitely not the limit of Emperor Sui Yang!

It seems that... looking at the many cultivation methods in the chat group mall, only the martial arts of their Song Dynasty is the weakest.

at this time.

A charming voice sounded in the ears of Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin:

"Sir, it's time to eat~"

Zhao Kuangyin, Emperor Taizu of the Song Dynasty, turned around and saw a thousand charming and graceful beauties sitting next to him at some unknown time.

Looking around, there were two or three beauties in gauze sitting next to his rebellious brother, Han Emperor Liu Bang and other emperors, as well as ministers from various dynasties.

Meng Taizi Zhu Biao circulated the spiritual energy in his body, looking at the beauty around him in his eyes, as if he wanted to see through her reality.

After finding nothing for a long time, he praised:
"What a secret Shinto technique, it can actually be confused with the real."

at the same time.

Everyone also used their own methods to test out the reality of those beauties, but they all found nothing.

If they hadn't seen with their own eyes that those beauties were transformed by the mysterious Shinto techniques used by Emperor Sui Yang, they might have mistakenly thought that those beauties were real creatures.

Facing those complicated, fearful, and excited eyes, Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang said proudly:

"Haha, this is just a small skill, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning."

"Come, come, raise a glass and drink!"

……

outside the palace.

Grand Master Wen Zhong listened to the voices of warblers and swallows in the palace, his face was gloomy, and he said coldly:
"King Wu Cheng, did I say that all the maids around the king should be replaced by bodyguards? Don't let the king be seduced by women."

"Why are there still maids in the palace now?"

Wucheng King Huang Feihu glanced at Wen Zhong cautiously, bowed and said:

"Ahem... Grand Master, do you still remember that the divine way created by the king seems to be able to transform many beauties..."

Bigan heard the commotion here and hurried over, saying anxiously:

"Grand Master, King Wu Cheng, please stop worrying about the palace maid."

"Today is the birthday of the Holy Mother. If your Majesty doesn't go to the Holy Mother Temple to offer sacrifices and angers the Holy Mother, something serious will happen."

When the grand master heard Zhong's words, he raised his head and glanced at the hour, tightened his grip on the king's whip, and said:

"King Wu Cheng, just follow the practice in previous years, you go and prepare first."

"When it's almost noon, I will take the king to the Holy Mother Temple. Now that the four major princes are here, we must not lose the king's face."

If it weren't for the presence of the four great princes, Wen Zhong wouldn't be able to wait for even a moment, and would definitely use the king's whip to make the king wake up.

But it doesn't work now. Even if he is a veteran of three dynasties and a minister of the late king Tuogu, he cannot make the king lose face in front of outsiders.

After hearing this, Wucheng King Huang Feihu, Bigan, Shang Rong and other Shang Dynasty ministers went to prepare the utensils for sacrifice.

Only Grand Master Wen Zhong was left, his expression getting colder and colder as he listened to the noise coming from the palace.

an hour!
Two hours!

In a blink of an eye, it was almost noon.

Wucheng King Huang Feihu hurried over and said:
"Master, we are ready and waiting for the king to set off."

Grand Master Wen Zhong suddenly opened his eyes, his heavenly eye on his forehead flashed with divine light, strode to the front of the palace, pushed the door directly in, and said loudly:

"Your Majesty, the time has come. It's time for you to move to the Holy Mother Temple."

(End of this chapter)