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Chapter 607 The three emperors went bankrupt due to birthday gifts
Fire Cloud Cave.
Emperor Fuxi personally cooked, using delicacies from the mountains and seas, and made a fragrant meal to entertain his sister, the saint Nuwa.
The Earth Emperor Shennong took out the fine wine that had been sealed for hundreds of years, while the Human Emperor Xuanyuan wiped the Xuanyuan Sword and tried:
"Holy Mother, how about I dance with my sword to congratulate you on your birthday...?"
I saw a woman in palace attire with an extremely beautiful appearance, eyebrows like double emeralds, eyes like flowing waves, and skin as white as snow. She smiled coquettishly and said with a smile:
"Xuanyuan, I think the Xuanyuan Sword in your hand is quite good. Why don't you give it to me as a birthday gift?"
Human Emperor Xuanyuan looked bitter and begged for mercy:
"Holy Mother, please spare me. I am now confined in the Fire Cloud Cave, and all the magic weapons from the past are being given to you as birthday gifts."
"The only remaining human treasure is the Xuanyuan Sword. If I give it to you, I'm afraid His Majesty Fuxi will have to beat me up."
Emperor Fuxi glared at Saint Nuwa angrily and said:
"Sister, please let Xuanyuan go. He is really penniless. He lost a bet a few days ago and has no choice but to pay off the debt with his body~"
As soon as he said this, Saint Nuwa looked back and forth at her brother and Xuanyuan with her beautiful eyes, and said hesitantly:
"Brother, if you are really... lonely, I can help you find a matchmaker. Fellow Taoist Queen Mother Xi will be worthy of you, both in terms of cultivation and appearance."
"No matter what, you shouldn't do this with Xuanyuan..."
Hearing this, Xuanyuan argued anxiously:
"Wait a minute, Holy Mother, you have misunderstood. What His Majesty Fuxi said about using his body to pay debts was to clean the Fire Cloud Cave, not what you thought!"
Fuxi also had black lines on his face and said word by word:
"Sister, being a brother is not an ancestral dragon, and meat and vegetables are not taboo."
When Saint Nuwa saw this scene, the strange look in her eyes did not disappear, but became more intense, and she said plausibly:
"The lonely shade does not last long, the lonely sun does not grow. You are the only one in the Fire Cloud Cave. It is indeed too lonely."
"Fellow Taoist Queen Mother Xi was once the leader of the female immortals. She had friendship with the ancient female immortals. I expect she will definitely help..."
Seeing that the Holy Mother Mother's words were getting more and more outrageous, and she was ready to arrange a Taoist companion for them on the spot, the Earth Emperor Shennong quickly said:
"Holy Mother, this pot of fine wine is brewed by me from thousands of herbs. After it is opened, the taste will become extremely bitter over time."
"How about eating first?"
Fuxi also echoed:
"Yes, sister, just let Brother Wei and Shennong and Xuanyuan go."
"It's just you. Every year for your birthday, we are almost emptying out all our treasures. If you look for a Taoist companion, then we will really have to use the soil from the Fire Cloud Cave as a birthday gift..."
At the end, Emperor Fuxi's handsome face was full of vicissitudes of life.
I think back to that time, when they first moved into this Huoyun Cave and drank and had fun every day. They were so unhappy.
Now, because my sister celebrates her birthday every year... her sleeves are empty.
He really couldn't imagine what a miserable life he would live after finding a Taoist companion.
Human Emperor Xuanyuan nodded in agreement. If he hadn't been concerned about the presence of the Holy Mother, he would have almost burst into tears.
It is very common to celebrate a birthday once a year.
But the problem is that for these cultivators at the pinnacle level of quasi-sage, it will take them ten thousand years to start in retreat once and to comprehend the supernatural powers.
Therefore, since he lived in Huoyun Cave, he would be woken up every time he just retreated, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he would prepare birthday gifts for the Holy Mother.
But it’s unreasonable not to prepare birthday gifts. After all, Saint Nuwa is the Virgin Mother who created the human race.
Seeing this scene, Saint Nuwa frowned slightly and said:
"Brother, you might as well think about it again. In terms of appearance alone, Taoist Sister Xi Wangmu can be said to be the first...the second...the third most beautiful woman in the world."
"Is it possible that you have fallen in love with Empress Pingxin from the underworld?"
Emperor Fuxi sighed deeply, waved his sleeves, and mana surged out, turning into a water mirror, reflecting the scene of the human race, and said: "Sister, please don't mess with the mandarin duck chart, Empress Pingxin is from the Wu clan. Houtu Zusha, during the last great catastrophe, he tore off the wings of fellow Taoist Kunpeng with one stroke."
"Such a fierce Taoist priest should go and harm other great supernatural beings. I'll take a look at the birthday gifts those little guys have prepared for you."
The Human Emperor Xuanyuan and the Earth Emperor Shennong were afraid that the Holy Mother Queen would help them find a Taoist companion, so they all agreed:
"Yes, yes, look what birthday gifts those little ones have prepared this year."
"That's right, what's the point of finding a Taoist companion? I think it would be cleaner to stay in the Fire Cloud Cave like this."
Sage Nuwa saw these three people acting in commotion and said dissatisfiedly:
"When you want to find a Taoist companion in the future, it will be too late."
Say it.
Saint Nuwa set her sights on the water mirror. She also wanted to see how many surprises those little guys could bring her this year.
……
Chaoge City.
Inside the palace.
Just as King Wucheng Huang Feihu and other ministers of the Shang Dynasty were surrounding Taishi Wen Zhong who was bound by chains, they were about to rush into the palace.
The palace door suddenly opened wide, and a divine light flashed through.
Emperor Yang Guang of Sui Dynasty suddenly appeared in front of Grand Master Wen Zhong with a look of annoyance on his face. With a thought in his mind, he dispersed the power of the incense.
He personally helped Grand Master Wen Zhong up and said guiltily:
"Grand Master, I was wrong. I don't know why I did what I did just now."
"Why don't you just beat the king...ahem, and give me a few whips with a whip to vent your hatred, how about that?"
Grand Master Wen Zhong looked at the guilt-ridden king in front of him. He was filled with anger and wanted to burst out, but he forced himself to hold it back.
His chest rose and fell violently. After a long time, he said in a stiff tone:
"My lord, you are right, and you are not wrong either!"
"The old minister's words were reckless. However, the old minister also asked the king to put business first and go to worship the Holy Mother as soon as possible."
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty smiled and said:
"Master, don't worry. I have already prepared the birthday gift for the Holy Mother. It will definitely open the eyes of the Holy Mother."
Subsequently.
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty led a group of ministers from the Shang Dynasty to the Notre Dame Temple.
As for Wucheng King Huang Feihu, who had just said that he wanted to kill the four princes and avenge the Grand Master, he also stopped.
There is no way, who would have thought that it would be the king who would take action to humiliate the grand master. This... this humiliation is not easy to avenge.
Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, and other emperors followed behind them from a distance. After covering the surrounding area with formations, they discussed:
"Hey, I didn't expect Grand Master Wen Zhong to be so open-minded. He is a veteran of three dynasties. He was just tied up and thrown out, and he could just smile and forget his grudges?"
"Who says otherwise? I thought this old man would give Sui... ahem, the king a good beating."
"Is it possible that the grand master is holding back? Hiss... He can bear such humiliation and hatred, he has the appearance of Sima Yi."
Prince Zhu Biao of the Ming Dynasty looked at the back of Grand Master Wen Zhong from a distance. He vaguely seemed to see the Zhuge Wuhou in the history books, and said with emotion:
"In my opinion, you misjudged the Grand Master."
"He is a disciple of Jie Jiao. If he is greedy for wealth and power in the world, why should he bother to assist the three generations of great Shang kings?"
"This is obviously a loyal veteran, the great Shang Zhushi." (End of Chapter)
Emperor Fuxi personally cooked, using delicacies from the mountains and seas, and made a fragrant meal to entertain his sister, the saint Nuwa.
The Earth Emperor Shennong took out the fine wine that had been sealed for hundreds of years, while the Human Emperor Xuanyuan wiped the Xuanyuan Sword and tried:
"Holy Mother, how about I dance with my sword to congratulate you on your birthday...?"
I saw a woman in palace attire with an extremely beautiful appearance, eyebrows like double emeralds, eyes like flowing waves, and skin as white as snow. She smiled coquettishly and said with a smile:
"Xuanyuan, I think the Xuanyuan Sword in your hand is quite good. Why don't you give it to me as a birthday gift?"
Human Emperor Xuanyuan looked bitter and begged for mercy:
"Holy Mother, please spare me. I am now confined in the Fire Cloud Cave, and all the magic weapons from the past are being given to you as birthday gifts."
"The only remaining human treasure is the Xuanyuan Sword. If I give it to you, I'm afraid His Majesty Fuxi will have to beat me up."
Emperor Fuxi glared at Saint Nuwa angrily and said:
"Sister, please let Xuanyuan go. He is really penniless. He lost a bet a few days ago and has no choice but to pay off the debt with his body~"
As soon as he said this, Saint Nuwa looked back and forth at her brother and Xuanyuan with her beautiful eyes, and said hesitantly:
"Brother, if you are really... lonely, I can help you find a matchmaker. Fellow Taoist Queen Mother Xi will be worthy of you, both in terms of cultivation and appearance."
"No matter what, you shouldn't do this with Xuanyuan..."
Hearing this, Xuanyuan argued anxiously:
"Wait a minute, Holy Mother, you have misunderstood. What His Majesty Fuxi said about using his body to pay debts was to clean the Fire Cloud Cave, not what you thought!"
Fuxi also had black lines on his face and said word by word:
"Sister, being a brother is not an ancestral dragon, and meat and vegetables are not taboo."
When Saint Nuwa saw this scene, the strange look in her eyes did not disappear, but became more intense, and she said plausibly:
"The lonely shade does not last long, the lonely sun does not grow. You are the only one in the Fire Cloud Cave. It is indeed too lonely."
"Fellow Taoist Queen Mother Xi was once the leader of the female immortals. She had friendship with the ancient female immortals. I expect she will definitely help..."
Seeing that the Holy Mother Mother's words were getting more and more outrageous, and she was ready to arrange a Taoist companion for them on the spot, the Earth Emperor Shennong quickly said:
"Holy Mother, this pot of fine wine is brewed by me from thousands of herbs. After it is opened, the taste will become extremely bitter over time."
"How about eating first?"
Fuxi also echoed:
"Yes, sister, just let Brother Wei and Shennong and Xuanyuan go."
"It's just you. Every year for your birthday, we are almost emptying out all our treasures. If you look for a Taoist companion, then we will really have to use the soil from the Fire Cloud Cave as a birthday gift..."
At the end, Emperor Fuxi's handsome face was full of vicissitudes of life.
I think back to that time, when they first moved into this Huoyun Cave and drank and had fun every day. They were so unhappy.
Now, because my sister celebrates her birthday every year... her sleeves are empty.
He really couldn't imagine what a miserable life he would live after finding a Taoist companion.
Human Emperor Xuanyuan nodded in agreement. If he hadn't been concerned about the presence of the Holy Mother, he would have almost burst into tears.
It is very common to celebrate a birthday once a year.
But the problem is that for these cultivators at the pinnacle level of quasi-sage, it will take them ten thousand years to start in retreat once and to comprehend the supernatural powers.
Therefore, since he lived in Huoyun Cave, he would be woken up every time he just retreated, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he would prepare birthday gifts for the Holy Mother.
But it’s unreasonable not to prepare birthday gifts. After all, Saint Nuwa is the Virgin Mother who created the human race.
Seeing this scene, Saint Nuwa frowned slightly and said:
"Brother, you might as well think about it again. In terms of appearance alone, Taoist Sister Xi Wangmu can be said to be the first...the second...the third most beautiful woman in the world."
"Is it possible that you have fallen in love with Empress Pingxin from the underworld?"
Emperor Fuxi sighed deeply, waved his sleeves, and mana surged out, turning into a water mirror, reflecting the scene of the human race, and said: "Sister, please don't mess with the mandarin duck chart, Empress Pingxin is from the Wu clan. Houtu Zusha, during the last great catastrophe, he tore off the wings of fellow Taoist Kunpeng with one stroke."
"Such a fierce Taoist priest should go and harm other great supernatural beings. I'll take a look at the birthday gifts those little guys have prepared for you."
The Human Emperor Xuanyuan and the Earth Emperor Shennong were afraid that the Holy Mother Queen would help them find a Taoist companion, so they all agreed:
"Yes, yes, look what birthday gifts those little ones have prepared this year."
"That's right, what's the point of finding a Taoist companion? I think it would be cleaner to stay in the Fire Cloud Cave like this."
Sage Nuwa saw these three people acting in commotion and said dissatisfiedly:
"When you want to find a Taoist companion in the future, it will be too late."
Say it.
Saint Nuwa set her sights on the water mirror. She also wanted to see how many surprises those little guys could bring her this year.
……
Chaoge City.
Inside the palace.
Just as King Wucheng Huang Feihu and other ministers of the Shang Dynasty were surrounding Taishi Wen Zhong who was bound by chains, they were about to rush into the palace.
The palace door suddenly opened wide, and a divine light flashed through.
Emperor Yang Guang of Sui Dynasty suddenly appeared in front of Grand Master Wen Zhong with a look of annoyance on his face. With a thought in his mind, he dispersed the power of the incense.
He personally helped Grand Master Wen Zhong up and said guiltily:
"Grand Master, I was wrong. I don't know why I did what I did just now."
"Why don't you just beat the king...ahem, and give me a few whips with a whip to vent your hatred, how about that?"
Grand Master Wen Zhong looked at the guilt-ridden king in front of him. He was filled with anger and wanted to burst out, but he forced himself to hold it back.
His chest rose and fell violently. After a long time, he said in a stiff tone:
"My lord, you are right, and you are not wrong either!"
"The old minister's words were reckless. However, the old minister also asked the king to put business first and go to worship the Holy Mother as soon as possible."
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty smiled and said:
"Master, don't worry. I have already prepared the birthday gift for the Holy Mother. It will definitely open the eyes of the Holy Mother."
Subsequently.
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty led a group of ministers from the Shang Dynasty to the Notre Dame Temple.
As for Wucheng King Huang Feihu, who had just said that he wanted to kill the four princes and avenge the Grand Master, he also stopped.
There is no way, who would have thought that it would be the king who would take action to humiliate the grand master. This... this humiliation is not easy to avenge.
Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, and other emperors followed behind them from a distance. After covering the surrounding area with formations, they discussed:
"Hey, I didn't expect Grand Master Wen Zhong to be so open-minded. He is a veteran of three dynasties. He was just tied up and thrown out, and he could just smile and forget his grudges?"
"Who says otherwise? I thought this old man would give Sui... ahem, the king a good beating."
"Is it possible that the grand master is holding back? Hiss... He can bear such humiliation and hatred, he has the appearance of Sima Yi."
Prince Zhu Biao of the Ming Dynasty looked at the back of Grand Master Wen Zhong from a distance. He vaguely seemed to see the Zhuge Wuhou in the history books, and said with emotion:
"In my opinion, you misjudged the Grand Master."
"He is a disciple of Jie Jiao. If he is greedy for wealth and power in the world, why should he bother to assist the three generations of great Shang kings?"
"This is obviously a loyal veteran, the great Shang Zhushi." (End of Chapter)
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