Emperors chat group

Chapter 637 Emperor Wu of Wei was victorious in every battle~
in the chat group.

Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: Humph, Zhu Qizhen’s son, do you think I am you?

Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty: When I was first kidnapped here, Luohu said that I had the appearance of a demonic saint and wanted to accept me as his disciple.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: But who am I?The leader of the Song Dynasty's resurgence, the only emperor of all time, naturally refused.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Later, after Na Luohu prayed in every possible way, I reluctantly agreed and worshiped him as my teacher.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Hahaha.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Do you believe it?Anyway, I really don’t believe that Wanyan Gou can be so bloody!
Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: Emperor Yingzong, even his grandson does not believe it. If Wanyan Gou was really bloody, he would not cede territory and seek peace.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: The number one general of the Jin Kingdom, why are you so majestic today?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Where are you now? If you are willing to call me your foster father, I will go and save you.

Gao Wei, the Empress of Qi: Then Sui Emperor Gaozu will have one more grandson?

Sui Emperor Yang Jian: ...

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Huh, in the future, when I lead thousands of demon soldiers back to the wilderness, I will make you all pay the price!
Sun Quan, the Great Emperor of Wu: Thousands of demonic soldiers?

Han Emperor Liu Bang: Return to the prehistoric times?

Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng: Pay the price?Then I would like to see how powerful your thousands of demonic soldiers are.

Group leader: Yes, we also want to see it.

Zhu Jianshen, Emperor Xianzong of the Ming Dynasty: As the old saying goes, when Han Xin ordered troops, the more the better. Now with Wanyan Gou commanding the troops, the more the better~
Zhu Youtang, Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty: What my father said is very true. I don’t expect that he will soon be called Wan Yangou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty.

Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youtang: How about changing the name, for example, Zhao Wanqian?

Sun Quan, Emperor Wu: Enough is enough!If you scold Emperor Gaozong of Song Dynasty, just scold him. What are you doing to involve me for no reason?

Sun Quan, Emperor Wu: I was just careless and was attacked by Zhang Wenyuan once.

……

The world of gods.

Mount Emei, Luofu Cave.

Emperor Wu of Wei, Cao Cao, waved his hand and ordered his guards to suppress the two beloved disciples Chen Jiugong, Yao Shaosi and Zhao Gongming who had fainted.

He then took the Great Wei Cave into his body and rode away with thousands of tigers and leopards, leaving only the empty Luofu Cave with three hundred feet of ground dug out.

After hearing Wu Emperor Sun Quan's quibbling in the chat group, Wei Emperor Wu Cao Cao casually said:

"Sun Shiwan, do you still want to save face? Why do you keep talking nonsense?"

"In the battle of Hefei, Wen Yuan commanded more than [-] troops, but you commanded [-] troops, and all the generals from Jiangdong were also present."

"Even so, Wen Yuan still killed two generals, rushed into the military base, and rushed all the way to the subordinate camp, killing your Jiangdong rat soldiers to collapse."

"During the battle at Xiaoyaojin, if Ling Tong hadn't personally led three hundred close troops into the siege, Gan Ning would draw his bow and shoot, and Lu Meng and Jiang Qin would fight to the death, I'm afraid your good head would have been beheaded by Wen Yuan."

"I really don't know how shameful you are. I dare say you were attacked by Wenyuan."

……

the other side.

On a battlefield littered with corpses, a group of monks from hundreds of schools, under the command of Meng Tian, ​​were storming the fiefdoms of a small town.

Wherever the Qin army went, the rebels were as frightened as if they were bereaved dogs.

Inside the chariot.

Sun Quan, the great emperor of Wu, ignored the strange look from Prince Qin Fusu and said angrily:

"Damn it, thief Cao, how dare you insult me ​​like this!"

"Yes, this is indeed recorded in the history books, but who said that the history books must be accurate?"

"Zhang Wenyuan is just a reckless man. How could he possibly defeat our [-]-strong Jiangdong army? This must be slandering me!"...

Xiqi.

Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty, who had returned to his mansion and had nothing to do, seemed to be worried about the world being in chaos, and said in a strange way:
"Grandson, how dare you show off in front of the mighty Emperor Wu of Wei? Do you not know that Emperor Wu of Wei was victorious in every battle?"

"I think of the time when Puyang attacked Lu Bu, on the day when Wancheng fought against Zhang Xiu, when I met Zhou Lang at Chibi, and when I met Guan Yu in his beautiful appearance, I cut off my beard and discarded my robe at Tongguan, and seized a ship to avoid arrows in the Wei River."

"Hahaha... You are truly invincible~"

……

the other side.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, said excitedly:
"Emperor Wu, how about you personally command an army of [-] people, and let Zhang Wenyuan lead [-] soldiers, and you two can fight?"

"I want to see how 10 people were defeated by 800 people. Even if they were [-] lambs, they shouldn't be defeated so miserably."

aside.

After Zhu Bai, King of Xiang, heard what Liu Bang said, he laughed from ear to ear and mocked:

"Haha... The emperor of the Han Dynasty was really a sleeping dragon and a phoenix. When Puyang attacked Lu Bu, when Wancheng fought against Zhang Xiu... what kind of victories are these?"

……

in the chat group.

Sun Quan, the Great Emperor of Wu: Who to fight with?Is that reckless Zhang Wenyuan?

Sun Quan, the Great Emperor of Wu: Ahem, let’s avoid it. Now that I have entered the path of spiritual practice, I really can’t bear to kill anyone anymore…

Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: It doesn't matter. All the civil and military ministers of the great Wei Dynasty have practiced the immortal way, especially Wen Yuan, who has reached the immortal realm.

Sun Quan, the Great Emperor of Wu: Well... let's forget it. As the King of Wu in Qin, I am accompanying the Prince of Qin on an expedition. I cannot leave my post without authorization...

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: This matter is simple. I will issue an order now and order the King of Qin to help Su Banshi return to the court to recuperate.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: By the way, with my current means, I can reach places thousands of miles away in a matter of seconds.

Sun Quan, Emperor Wu: ...

Sun Quan, the Great Emperor of Wu: Ahem, this... is inappropriate. Although you, Emperor Sui Yang, are the Emperor of the People, I am the King of Wu of the Qin Dynasty.

Sun Quan, the Great Emperor of Wu: Your will cannot command me.

Qin Shihuang Ying Zheng: Why is King Wu so afraid? Emperor Wu of Wei wants to fight, so you can fight. I agree.

Sun Quan, Emperor Wu: Huh?His Majesty the First Emperor, why are you... Oh, no, why am I suddenly dizzy?

Sun Quan, the Great Emperor of Wu: I'm afraid I caught the cold by chance. Cao Cao, wait until I recover from my illness before I fight to the death with that reckless man Zhang Wenyuan!

Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao: ...

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: ...

Qin Shihuang Yingzheng: ...

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Hahaha, Sun Shiwan, even if you want to pretend to be sick and not go to the fight, you should find a reliable reason at least.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Tell me, how can a practitioner get sick?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: I'm afraid even that fool like Emperor Hui of Jin couldn't come up with this excuse.

Emperor Yang Guang of Sui Dynasty: By the way, where did Emperor Hui of Jin go?I remember, wasn’t he coming to the Great Desolate World?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: I have reserved an official position for him. He is the general of Zhenxi and is stationed in Xiqi.

Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty: stationed in Xiqi?You Emperor Sui Yang, you can’t even hide it now? ? ?
Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty: Didn’t we agree that this catastrophe of becoming a god would be announced unanimously to the outside world?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty, how could you slander my hard work so much?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: I was just afraid that you, the Han Dynasty, would be alone and be taken advantage of by thieves, so I sent troops to help you.

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Help me?Emperor Sui Yang, you'd better get away, don't let that reckless man Xiang Yu come.

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Otherwise, I will tell the human race directly, raise troops to clear the emperor's side, and drive you, the fake human emperor, from the throne!
(End of this chapter)