Emperors chat group

Chapter 679: The Twelve Golden Immortals of the Explanation and Teaching appear together!

in the chat group.

Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: Pig round paws, big feet, pig fat, pig brother... Zinzhenzhen, I didn’t expect that Wan Yanju was quite good at playing~
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: If he had been born in the Hongwu Dynasty, with just these few words, none of the nine tribes would have survived.

Liu Xun, Emperor Zhongzong of the Han Dynasty: If he had been born in the Yongle Dynasty, Fang Xiaoru, who was executed by the Ten Clan, would have had a companion.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Young Emperor Song, come to the underworld quickly and bring all the concubines of Wanyan Gou!

Song Shaodi Zhao Bing: Huh? ? ?
Tang Suzong Li Heng: What?Ming Yingzong, do you want to inherit the legacy of Wei Wu and do the things of Cao Cao?

Tang Suzong Li Heng: Aren’t you afraid that Ming Taizu would break your legs?
Emperor Wu of Wei Cao Cao:? ? ?

Sun Quan, the Great Emperor of Wu: Haha...what a legacy of Wei Wu and Meng De's ambition!

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Wanyan Gou, my son, is waiting for all the 33 Bodhisattvas and the 360 ​​five Arhats in Buddhism to return to their places.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Until then, I will die in pain! ! !

……

Demonic God.

When Zhao Gou, Emperor Gaozong of the Song Dynasty, heard Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, insulting him in the chat group, he pointed at the pig's trotters and continued:

"Huh, little Zhu Qizhen, I haven't finished speaking yet."

"The first person in the world to make this dish had an adventure while catching a pig. This dish is also known as the Pig Adventure."

"When making this dish, you have to kill the pig, and you can see the deep wounds. It is also known as the pig's deep wound."

"Because you need to use light when cutting pig's trotters, it is also called Pig Houzhao. After eating this dish, you will become very smart, also called Pig Houcong..."

"Ha ha……"

At the end of the story, Song Gaozong and Zhao Gou burst into laughter, frightening all the demon soldiers around him.

……

The arena of the heavens.

Troubled times at the end of the Yuan Dynasty.

A simple thatched house is located in the deep mountains and old forests, with several acres of fertile farmland in front of the house.

I saw a group of children, carrying buckets in small groups, watering the fields.

Zhu Chongba, Zhu Xiongying, and Zhu Yunzhen squatted down to weed, and said while doing so:
"Yunwen, among the several children, I worry about you the most. It's a disaster year outside and the war is in chaos."

"Don't always bully Ying'er on weekdays. There is no overnight feud between brothers. If...then you have to rely on yourselves."

From a distance, this scene seems quite leisurely and comfortable.

In the sky.

Li Chen, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, looked down at the ground and said bitterly:

"Ming Sizong, do you think that when they have enough fun in the world of gods and come here to see this scene, will they be so angry that they beat Ming Taizu?"

"It was agreed that Ming Taizu would take those princes to join the army for training, but in the end, Ming Taizu took them to live in seclusion in the mountains and forests."

Zhu Youjian, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty, listened to Emperor Yingzong and Wan Yangou yelling angrily in the chat group, and he closed the system interface and said:

"Tang Xuanzong, why don't you think carefully about why Emperor Taizu did this?"

"For us, this is an illusory world. Even if the princes are injured, they can still take pills to recover from their injuries."

"But for Emperor Taizu, these were real troubled times. For him to take a group of children to join the army would be no less than pushing them into a pit of fire."

"You have to know why the Lan Yu case, one of the four major Hongwu cases, happened. Isn't it because Emperor Taizu was worried that Emperor Jianwen couldn't suppress those arrogant soldiers..."

Tang Xuanzong Li Chen nodded slowly and said with emotion:
"Throughout the past dynasties, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty had all his good bows hidden away in flying birds, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty avenged his brothers and lost the world, and there was also the sound of the shadow of the candle and ax of Emperor Taizong of the Song Dynasty..."

"But there has never been an emperor like Taizu of the Ming Dynasty who valued family ties so much that he would even kill eight or nine of the founding veterans just so that his grandson could secure the throne."

"I am convinced."

Sudden.Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian frowned, as if he sensed something, slashed down with his sword, and the bright sword energy flew into the distance.

The sound was like thunder, exploding in the sky and earth:

"roll!"

……

The world of gods.

Jiuxian Mountain, Taoyuan Cave.

A ray of fairy light flew from the sky, passed through the barrier, and fell into the hands of a Taoist priest with a handsome face and a somewhat unruly look between his brows.

When he sensed the message in the messenger jade talisman, Guangchengzi stood up, put on the Eight Trigrams purple ribbon fairy clothes, and said in a cold tone:
"What a contemporary human emperor, what a Jiejiao, how dare you be so rampant. No wonder the poor disciples haven't come yet."

"But this Taiyi is becoming more and more useless as he gets older. He can't even cross a small city."

……

Erxian Mountain, Magu Cave.

I saw an earth-yellow divine dragon soaking leisurely in the hot spring, its loud snoring spreading throughout the cave.

Suddenly, a ray of fairy light flew over and fell into the yellow dragon's claws. The latter took a cup of tea before he relaxed and opened his eyes.

The figure flashed, turned into a human form, landed on the ground, and said in surprise:
"Hey, I didn't expect that I slept for such a long time, and the Great Tribulation of the Gods has started."

"It's good, I haven't seen Brother Yuding for a long time. This time, the twelve golden immortals are gathered together and they will definitely ask for more spiritual fruits."

……

Yuquan Mountain, Jinxia Cave.

A man with a mysterious line between his eyebrows walked into the cave holding a small black dog and said expectantly:
"Master, my disciple saw a fairy light coming from outside the cave. Could it be that there is news about my sister?"

The little black dog also barked a few times in a humane way, as if echoing the words of his master Yang Jian.

"Snapped"

Master Yuding came closer, patted the barking dog's head angrily, and cursed:
"What? Do you think that Pindao can't understand dog language? Your master's sister is not your sister."

"Forget it, why do I care so much with you, a little black dog?"

"Disciple, I have found out that your sister Yang Chan is in the Wa Palace now. However, my master will take you to a place later to learn more about her."

"You don't know. Just now, my senior brother Taiyi actually asked for help from my teacher. It's really ridiculous. Could it be that he doesn't know that my teacher is a good teacher and he doesn't like to fight."

The Roaring Sky Dog received a slap and howled with bared teeth:
"Woof woof... woof woof woof"

Upon hearing this, Master Yuding simply snatched the Roaring Sky Dog away, holding the back of its neck, and said with a smile:

"Come on, keep scolding me. Disciple, go boil water and eat dog meat tonight."

The Roaring Sky Dog kicked its hind legs helplessly and looked at its owner with tearful eyes.

After Yang Jian snatched the roaring dog back, he smiled bitterly and said:

"Master, please don't joke with me. If it weren't for Roaring Heavenly Dog, I would have starved to death."

"By the way, Master, is it possible that Uncle Taiyi has encountered some kind of trouble? Why would he ask you for help?"

The tone was full of weirdness.

Perhaps outsiders only know that the Twelve Golden Immortals of Chanjiao are famous throughout history, and even Daluo Golden Immortals are no match for any of them.

But Yang Jian, as a disciple of Zhenren Yuding, knew that there were at least two bastards among the Twelve Golden Immortals.

One is the so-called Sanwu Taoist, Huang Long Zhenren, who cannot bring out any innate spiritual treasure from his whole body.

As for the other one, he just likes to be a teacher and can only bully his own master who is a heavenly soldier and general.

(End of this chapter)