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Tu Xingsun came back to his senses, shook his head, and said doubtfully:

"Huh? What?"

Seeing this scene, Mu Zha said angrily:

"Well, you Tu Xingsun, I was talking to you, why didn't you hear me?"

"Did Li Shimin hit you too hard and beat you stupid?"

Tu Xingsun lowered his head and said awkwardly:

"Ahem... don't talk nonsense. I'm not stupid. It's Li Shimin who is so weird. It's as if he already knew the flaws of earth magic."

Wei Hu stood aside and pointed at a tall, graceful and beautiful woman in the distance, sarcastically saying:

"Junior Brother Mu Zha, speaking of which, you should stay away from Tu Xingsun in the future, especially after you find a Taoist companion."

"Now, that woman is Ao Cunxin, the third princess of the West Sea. She is the savior of Junior Brother Yang Jian. She escorted him all the way to Xiqi."

"As a result, Junior Brother Tu Xingsun seemed to have not seen a woman for hundreds of years. He rushed up and wanted to sleep with Ao Cunxin~"

"After being beaten, he still persevered and pestered Ao Cunxin all day long. Fortunately, Uncle Ziliu Sun died, otherwise he would have died of anger."

Facing Muzha's weird, disgusted, and frightened gaze, Tu Xingsun said with a blushing face:

"Bah, Wei Hu, don't try to slander my reputation! It's normal for a man to love a woman."

"Yang Jian never said that Miss Cun Xin is his Taoist companion."

at this time.

Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, came up, patted Tu Xingsun on the head, lowered his head and said:

"Senior Nephew Tu Xingsun, if I were your master, I would be so angry that I would die... Well, I forgot that Zhenliu Sun is already dead."

"Don't even think about it. If it's not a relationship or a reason, why did Miss Cunxin send Yang Jian to Xiqi? And she still refuses to leave."

"This is obviously a secret promise made by Fangxin. Listen to my advice and don't do anything like a thief."

Tu Xingsun slapped Liu Bang's hand away and said:

"What kind of thief?"

"How did you know that Miss Cun Xin secretly made a promise?"

Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, smiled and said:

"Senior Nephew Tu Xingsun, Thief Cao is my lifelong enemy. He especially likes to seduce married women, widows and other women."

"Also, you must have really never experienced anything between a man and a woman. That Cunxin girl just had to write on her face that she likes Yang Jian."

"boom"

Suddenly, just as a few people were chatting and joking, with a dazzling light, Yang Jian was knocked off the high platform by Li Shimin like a kite with broken strings.

As soon as they landed, Ao Cunxin, the third princess of Xihai, hurried to Yang Jian, helped the latter up, and complained:

"Yang Jian, why don't you listen to advice at all? Your injury has not healed, so why should you fight Li Shimin?"

"Why don't you... why don't you come back to the West Sea with me? I'll stew Prime Minister Turtle's old thing and make soup for you. I'll make sure you'll be alive and kicking in three days."

Yang Jian pushed Ao Cunxin away silently, stood up with difficulty, and walked away.

A small black dog held a big bone in its mouth and chased Yang Jian with all four paws.

Ao Cunxin stamped her feet angrily. Seeing Jin Zha and others staring at her in the distance, she cursed:

"Look at what!"

"Yang Jian, wait for me. I am your savior. Is this your attitude towards your savior?"

"Humph, if I had known this, I would not have saved you at all and let you drown in the West Sea."

……

Tu Xingsun stared at Ao Cunxin's leaving back with an obsessed look on his face, as if staring at his beloved object, and murmured to himself:

"No, I must take her home!"

Mu Zha waved his hand in front of Tu Xingsun and said:

"Tu Xingsun? Tu Xingsun?!" 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 Wake up, stop looking, they're all gone!'

Wei Hu looked like he was already used to it and said:

"Muzha, don't worry about this dwarf. He looks like he has never seen a woman before. He has completely disgraced the face of Chanjiao."

……

on the high platform.

Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, moved around a bit and saw that two new disciples of Chan Cult had arrived, and their cultivation levels were all in the Golden Immortal realm. He said cheerfully:

"Wei Hu, I haven't introduced you yet, which uncle did these two fellow Taoists learn from?"

"Forget it, let's give it a try first."

Mu Zha had just heard about Li Shimin's achievements. After hearing this, he waved his hand and said awkwardly:

"Ahem, I am very sleepy after a long journey, so I have to go down to rest. Why don't you, my fellow Taoist, compete with my elder brother?"

With that said, Muzha hid the Wu Gou Sword, picked up Tu Xingsun and ran away.

joke!

He is not a big fool like Wei Hu!

In the competition, it was a case of two people with similar cultivation levels, rather than a one-sided killing.

Jin Zha lowered his head and thought for a while, feeling that there was no need to be in the limelight, so he simply said:

"My fellow Taoist has extraordinary cultivation, Jin Zha is willing to be the inferior, Wei Hu, we haven't seen each other for a long time, how many drinks can we have?"

……

Diguan.

A group of people came on auspicious clouds and landed on the city wall.

The leader was none other than Grand Master Wen Zhong.

Upon seeing this, Zhang Guifang came up to meet him, glanced at the few monks with sly eyebrows beside the Grand Master, frowned, and said:

"Master, these fellow Taoists are..."

Grand Master Wen Zhong said with a smile:

"Guifang, it's a coincidence. I happened to pass by a city just now and happened to meet these Taoist friends who wanted to join the Great Shang. But they couldn't, so I brought them to Diguan."

Empress Qi Gao Wei chuckled and said:

"My name is Gao Wei, I'm just a wild cultivator in the mountains. This must be Zhang Guifang, Commander Zhang, right?"

Looking around, he saw several people beside Gao Wei, the Empress of Qi. They were Emperor Hui of Jin Sima Zhong, Emperor Sima Rui of Jin Yuan, Emperor Sun Quan of Wu and other emperors.

Zhang Guifang used her spiritual thoughts and sensed it, and found that the ones with the highest cultivation level among these people were only in the realm of immortals.

He was about to persuade the Grand Master to drive away these wastes.

Suddenly, I thought about it. Ding Xishao, the guard of the Imperial Pass, should stop being picky and said:

"It turns out to be fellow Taoist Gao Wei. I'm glad to meet you."

……

in the chat group.

Gao Wei, the Empress of Qi: Haha... I have sneaked into the Imperial Pass. Emperor Yang of Sui Dynasty, can you teach me how to control the Imperial Pass?

Sun Quan, Emperor Wu: That’s right, Emperor Yang of Sui, can you be more generous?

Sun Quan, the Great Emperor of Wu: If we don't help you defend the city, if Diguan falls, it will be a loss.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Haha... you should take care of yourselves first.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: I said, there is only an imperial pass on the left and right, just a few old things. If they are gone, they will be gone.

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, since the two brothers Jin Zha and Muzha do not want to compete with you, then you should go to Chaoge to trouble Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Speaking of which, Yang Jian was too lucky, right?

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: went to Taoshan to save his mother, but was punched by the Taoshan Mountain God and flew to the West Sea, where he was saved again by Ao Cunxin.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Do you think Ao Cunxin really fell in love with Yang Jian?

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: It is obvious that Yang Jian is in the golden immortal state at this moment.

Li Heng, Emperor Suzong of the Tang Dynasty: In my opinion, we should be inseparable from each other.

Han Zhongzong Liu Xun: But Yang Jian seems to have turned a blind eye. How about we tell Yang Jian the truth another day? (End of chapter)